Alt: The man himself, Pepper Jack, explaining to Dennis and Dee he's got to get paid

As Mike Rogers praises a 9/11 responder with cancer, his congressional record shows he twice voted against health care for people sickened by the attacks.

Even before it slipped into janky comedy in its dying moments, you wouldn’t necessarily say that Michigan’s season opener against Western Michigan on Saturday was “a good football game.” But also just...