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Greatest Tanuki

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Fart joke they/them, tremendously funny

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Greatest Tanuki @greatesttanuki.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
20 years into a cfb dynasty file
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Greatest Tanuki @greatesttanuki.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Looking at the Dolphins box score and this is still true
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
We need a Gene Steratore of the Left.
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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 13/09/2026
arch when he isn’t playing against future dentists
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Greatest Tanuki @greatesttanuki.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
All the arch manning haters forget that this ohio state team is very good, so his performance is obviously excused. At least NFL defenses don't have good players so he should be fine in the long term.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
The Patriots leading tackler has a little hat on in his official picture and I like it, he looks like he knows Popeye
Robert Spillane and his hat
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Today’s Baseball Name is Rusty Kuntz
Rusty Kuntz
Position: Outfielder
Bats: Right • Throws: Right
6-3, 190lb (190cm, 86kg)
Born: February_4, 1955 (Age: 71-216d) in Orange,
More bio, uniform, draft, salary info y
1984 World Series
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Trying to think of what to post for Star Trek’s 60th anniversary but I post about Star Trek a lot already so just enjoy Worf wearing jeans
Worf wearing jeans
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victoria scott @victoriascott.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I am sympathetic to Silicon Valley guys ascribing human-level consciousness to AI because if I had to talk to people from Silicon Valley all day I’d probably have a real low bar for sentience too
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Happy National Hamburger Day @birdrespecter.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Me, minding my own business: The guy in charge of this website for the last two months: Hey you stupid fat headed fuck, buy this Smokey the bear hat
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
A man angrily says "DEBATE ME!" A baby responds "GA." The man shouts "APPEAL TO EMOTION!" The baby, angrily says "BA." The man retorts "AD HOMINEM"
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Vivian 🏳️‍🌈 @fluffycattens.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
"Magic the Gathering cards have too much text these days" that's what they invented textless promos for
A Magic the Gathering card, "Ocelot Pride," in a textless promo treatment. An edited meme screenshot has been pasted on the bottom of the card, reading:
"what's going on with the card text"
"Dont worry kitten"
"okay (heart emoji) yay (heart emoji)"
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Greatest Tanuki @greatesttanuki.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Couple more of these and he'll start woke 3
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Owls in Towels @owls-in-towels.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Before and after, 7 days apart. Rescued by a keen-eyed driver, this car-hit Australian Boobook was soon given an assessment, meds and time to rest before release. Want to donate to Mosswood Wildlife? mosswoodwildlife.org.au/donate Source: fb.com/147448698471... #owlsintowels 💛🦉
A Boobook owl is burrito'd in a two-tone towel that's peppery black on the inside and salty white on the out. The tip of a pale grey beak pokes past the fold of the towel, exactly like the OIT logo. The owl's eyes are a brownish yellow-green with a singular tube light reflected in each pupil. One eye is half closed due to swelling from his head injury, but this look could easily be mistaken for glowering... Owls that scowl.With eyes so wide they're practically popping out of their sockets, the same Boobook is once more wrapped in a towel in a clinical setting. This time the cloth is decorated with white stripes and alternating bars of pastel yellow, magenta and cyan, the latter of which is wrapped in a black double helix like it's the Rod of Asclepius. Fitting, given it symbolises health and renewal, and this owl looks both healthy and renewed (and extremely alert).
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Chief Georgia O' Keef @jumanjimachine.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Galactus stole my post
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Greatest Tanuki @greatesttanuki.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
This was ronaldo's last dance and if we like him or not, I think we can all agree that he played like shit today.
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🌻visig0th🌻 @visig0th.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Since @allieinchains.bsky.social is getting back with @judicatormetal.bsky.social, I'm commemorating by going back today and listening to one of the greatest metal albums ever recorded.
Screenshot of bandcamp music player, playing My Fantasy Destroyed from the album At The Expense of Humanity by Judicator
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
It is the dawn of a new era. Hear our battle anthem. Welcome to the new InfoWars.
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Vivian 🏳️‍🌈 @fluffycattens.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Casual Standard is really fun and more people should give it a go 😌 We have weekly Standard league nights and it's the Magic thing I look forward to the most, everyone's always tweaking their decks and helping each other and getting excited for cards and it really feels more social than Commander
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Greatest Tanuki @greatesttanuki.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
So basically none of the bold decisions Nagelsmann made (Neuer return, Kimmich at RB, Sané playing most minutes, Goretzk nominated) worked out at all in any way. Can't wait for the suits to tell us he's still the man for the job
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Greatest Tanuki @greatesttanuki.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Absolutely laughable call, there was barely any contact. That's just how corners are played in 2026
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Michelle Rapp ➡️ MagicCon Atlanta @kilnfiendpotter.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
What if Rowlet but Owlbear? A...Rowlbear? Just a big, bowtie-wearing hooty boy.
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Greatest Tanuki @greatesttanuki.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
While 01011001 is my favorite Ayreon album I think that The Theory of Everything is probably the best. It has an absolutely phenomenal cast, in which Mike Mills gets to shine. Also it uses the format of the concept album brilliantly with a number of shorter songs and interludes.
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Naomi @naomicath.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
YOU GLORIOUS BLUE SHARKS
Blahaj and the World Cup
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Greatest Tanuki @greatesttanuki.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
This motherfucker needs to be prosecuted
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JP Acosta @acosta32jp.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
We’d solve so many problems by making edits of offensive and defensive linemen instead of positions that don’t matter, like QB
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🎃 Alicia de La'Fey 🎃 @allieinchains.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
OKAY IM WAITING FOR THE VIDEO STILL BUT Your girl is officially BACK in Judicator full time And we are playing and making our return to Mad With Power 10 in Madison Wisconsin in 2027 - the video was just announced at MWP9 a few minutes ago. I return to you now At the turn of the tide
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Greatest Tanuki @greatesttanuki.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Cool hat
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Greatest Tanuki @greatesttanuki.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
This guy is absolutely asking you who you are callin' pinhead
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Steve Shives @steveshives.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
DS9:
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Steve Shives @steveshives.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
TNG:
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Greatest Tanuki @greatesttanuki.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
I will simply befriend the bear. The first bear, obviously, as I am quite slow.
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Greatest Tanuki @greatesttanuki.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Greg needs a Pelipper
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Greatest Tanuki @greatesttanuki.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Biden the Bounty Hunter
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Greatest Tanuki @greatesttanuki.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Thank god, my last wallet inspector never called back and I have been looking for a new one ever since
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Greatest Tanuki @greatesttanuki.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
I love this map because it puts into perspective that the wonderous, magical lands are italy and france. Northern italy? Full of canninals. Southern france? Literally only the dead can exist here. North of that? Tartaros, most likely
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サブちゃん @mcsabuchan.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
This is how I hang out with my little sister. (^・ェ・^)
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Bassim El-Wakil @basswakil.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Worth pointing out that within five seconds my unfounded post about WotC art editorial blew up, but this personal piece about how the community’s need to weaponise individuals to attack WotC alienated me from the community and the game garnered silence.
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Greatest Tanuki @greatesttanuki.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
I suppose ultimately my take here is that this sucks, Dan shouldn't have done this and WotC should have caught this. But if you are building some grand conspiracy around it, take a step outside and get some oxygen in your system, and then think it through again.
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Greatest Tanuki @greatesttanuki.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Really wild shit to claim that damage control is pushing one of its most visible and famous artists in front of the bus instead of sacrificing an unnamed editor. Also of course they didn't name the editor because they didn't want them to deal with the abuse that would follow.
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🎃 Alicia de La'Fey 🎃 @allieinchains.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Truth
A picture of a cartoon girl saying Thank you for changing my life to a picture of the album Nightfall in Middle Earth. The album responds Im literally a fundamentally life changing experience
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Greatest Tanuki @greatesttanuki.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
For Sale: Rodgers shirt, never worn
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Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 20/04/2026
lmao
"learn to float" ad by onion infowars
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Greatest Tanuki @greatesttanuki.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Imagine how fast it would be if it had wheels instead of legs
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Alex says "well, economy's fucked. Time to start camming." She asks herself "what's my niche?" She gets an idea. She has set up a sexual version of Cow Tools. Her friend says "I don't get it..."
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Merrymac Farm Sanctuary @merrymacsanctuary.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
We invite you to treat yourself to the healing power of watching a rescued baby goat boinging around.
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Greatest Tanuki @greatesttanuki.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Sports jerseys shouldn't have collars on them, they make you play worse
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Spheal Posting @sphealposting.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Pokemon rumble spheal in an elevator with the text "KEEP SCROLLING I WANT TO GO UP"
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Patrick Claybon @patrickclaybon.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Every Ty Simpson discussion to me is making the case that Chambliss should've entered the draft
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Merrymac Farm Sanctuary @merrymacsanctuary.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Handsome Julian out for a stroll in his tuxedo, as always!
Photo of a beautiful black and white pig standing outside in the sun on hay strewn ground.
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