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Bassim El-Wakil

@basswakil.bsky.social
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97% gif. Assigned to House Mollari’s sub-basement by JMS. Inventor of the Scawarene. Massive traitor. Twat of Rimmerian proportions. Creator of Action: The Art of Excitement, The Story Toolkit, and The Writer’s Jihad. Writer. Muslim.

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Bassim El-Wakil @basswakil.bsky.social · 14h
I’ve been enjoying doing Trek episode list quizzes on jet punk, but there wasn’t one for Babylon 5, so I made one. See how many episodes you can name in 15 mins! www.jetpunk.com/user-quizzes...
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Babylon 5 Episodes
Try to list all Babylon 5 episodes, movies, and, it's spin-offs, including the fully scripted, unfilmed episodes of Crusade. (You don't need to type "The" and "A" at the start of episode names or "Par...
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Bassim El-Wakil @basswakil.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This exchange is hilarious and validates what I’ve been saying since Wandavision; Marvel’s fall from grace is in part actively encouraging rampant speculation that causes enormous disappointment, while Gunn actively shuts down anything that threatens to take over the actual movie. Good for him.
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Bassim El-Wakil @basswakil.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Hearing Colbert’s LotR movie might not happen because the new owners of WB are Maga is the true artistic reason for AI art. The actors allow themselves to be generated/composited into a passion project that can’t even be *financed* since IP laws only apply to us; not studio execs & their tech bros
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Bassim El-Wakil @basswakil.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
When I read “and now, 1:1000 chance of an all rare+ pack” I was just meeeeh, but the idea you get a congratulatory token at the front to tell you, yes, this is a god pack, as someone who has opened a few god packs in their day, I think this is a *fantastic* promotion. Love it.
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Bassim El-Wakil @basswakil.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I saw a clip of Nicholas Cage saying the MCU has become a glorified WWE and holy shit that’s exactly it — Dr Doom is RDJ’s heel turn. He’s showing up for Avengersmania XXVI and he’s gonna take the belt. He’s kicked out of Thor’s finisher, and the WCW-Men are crashing the show to fight the WWEvengers
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CorsairBrush 🇪🇺 @rotgolem.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Grampa Simpson knows more WH40K lote than the average internet chud
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Sonic Spookhammer 🎃 @sonicsledgehammer.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
"I am NOT a crackpot."
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Bassim El-Wakil @basswakil.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Oh shit Blade confirmed 🙄
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Bassim El-Wakil @basswakil.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
For those worried about the survey asking about a Harry Potter MtG set:
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Bassim El-Wakil @basswakil.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The latest episode of Always Sunny, the Gilligan’s Island one, was genuinely so bad & incoherent I couldn’t finish it. I had to skip almost half the episode. Absolutely amazed they made it as-is, and considering the effort they put in to the costumes and new sets to recreate the old show. So weird.
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Bassim El-Wakil @basswakil.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I think it’s funny how the upcoming Clayface movie is really exciting and everyone is into it (I certainly am!) when literally that is what Sony has been trying to do with Spidey’s rogues for years but the best they could do was one Venom action comedy where the buddy duo was Tom Hardy.
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Bassim El-Wakil @basswakil.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
So I listened to MaRo’s fresh off design podcast about reality fracture (I like him dropping something he recorded 2 years ago) but for me, reality fracture is a conceptual miss is the set has a fundamental flaw: the set isnt about what it’s about because it can’t refer to its own theme
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Bassim El-Wakil @basswakil.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I’m fine with people doing whatever with IP but Marvel taking Miracleman, a quintessentially British character, and turning him into yet another Captain America/Sentry super soldier experiment obsessed with 9/11 just made me immediately react like this
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Bassim El-Wakil @basswakil.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Finished season 1 of Pluribus. Great stuff. Way better than severance and silo (not as exciting but more substantive and actually pays things off). Rhea Seehorn giving proper Karen energy. Very compelling stuff.
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Bassim El-Wakil @basswakil.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
When Shane Black wrote Nice Guys, he read a bunch of old hardboiled detective novels no one had heard of. He found some really great clues in them and wanted to put some directly into his script. So he tracked down the authors’ families and paid them thousands of dollars for the right to do so.
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Bassim El-Wakil @basswakil.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Given marvel resurrecting Miracleman for the Avengers comic, here’s the story of how Marvel got the rights.
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Bassim El-Wakil @basswakil.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Who in the fuck thought “you know what is the best part of the cinema-going experience? Being kicked constantly in the back and having people spit at you behind your ear. We should make an entire new type of screen to replicate that and then fill it with dried ice”. Fuck 4DX. I hope Hollywood dies.
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Bassim El-Wakil @basswakil.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I keep trying to watch lanterns but I can’t get through the first episode. Wenh i sit there rejecting the conceptual execution of a pitch, rewriting it in my head as I watch, I decide “it’s not for me”, stop my masochistic curiosity and move on. Maybe I’ll come back and try it again one day.
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Mr. Bedtime @InternetHippo

I stepped away from my computer for a moment. When I returned, it was building something. I did not ask it to do this. We're not ready for what's coming

(picture of windows 3d pipes screen saver)
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Bassim El-Wakil @basswakil.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
No mercy for the wheat.
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Mattie Lee 🎶 @mattielee.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
And now you're singing it, too. 🤣
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Bassim El-Wakil @basswakil.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I am glad that this is not considered a remake as it is NOTHING like the source material Can’t believe Nolan got rid of No-No, small robot you know, friend of Ulysses We should call him Christopher No-Nolan
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Bassim El-Wakil @basswakil.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Seeing media pundits of all mediums trying to bring Milo back into the discussion makes me aware of just how far fallen our cultists are. You used to have to wear a robe and put up a ton of candles to perform necromancy. There’s no standards anymore.
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Bassim El-Wakil @basswakil.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
The Odyssey really was something else. My estimation of Nolan has gone up so high. It’s a like when I saw Inglorious Basterds or No Country for Old Men, where I just am, “ok, I am abandoning my baggage, they’re gonna cook and it’s going to be great”. Fantastic.
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Bassim El-Wakil @basswakil.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Pictured: Christopher Nolan’s The Odyssey (the film is really great, I’m just having fun)
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Bassim El-Wakil @basswakil.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Peeps, just fill out some files to classify yourself as an AI start up company. Then you can own everything for free with impunity and Sony (nor any other litigious ip holder) won’t dare touch you and instead pay you money to tell them which of their staff to fire and how much to raise their prices.
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Bassim El-Wakil @basswakil.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
RIP Wadsworth
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Tim Curry Clue
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Bassim El-Wakil @basswakil.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
5 Simpsons lines I utter all the time 1. Easy… easy… 2. He’s spinning the ball on his finger! Just take it! Take the ball! 3. Is it about my cube? 4. And look at him! He’s wearing a belt! That’s Hollywood for ya 5. You wasted 4 minutes of my life. I want them back… Ah, I would’ve wasted them anyway
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Bassim El-Wakil @basswakil.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I saw Brand New Day which, while wonderfully directed in a distinct way that heightens its emotional sensitivity, I presume has been given a deliberately ironic title since the movie is a direct sequel mired in the previous film’s events which it spends two hours resetting back to how it was before.
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Bassim El-Wakil @basswakil.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Just found out riot is sunsetting 2XKO only eight months in I love this game I’m so gutted by this Amazingly, they’re refunding all purchases players made so I’m getting all the money I spent back, which is an incredible thing for Riot to do but… man, I was so excited to see The Climb develop
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Bassim El-Wakil @basswakil.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
*log in to app* FACE CHECK ❌ PASSCODE ✅ ENTER EMAIL AND PASSWORD ❌ RESET PASSWORD ✅ CLICK LINK TO RESET ✅ ENTER NEW PASSWORD ❌ NEW PASSWORD CANNOT BE OLD PASSWORD ✅ LOG IN ❌ ENTER VERIFICATION CODE SENT TO PHONE ✅ LOG IN ✅ WE JUST HAD A DATA LEAK CHANGE ALL YOUR INFORMATION
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Man's Angry Reaction to JSON Error on Computer
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That girl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
dhuartson
Don't let anyone talk you out of spending $15 on a new hobby. That $50 will be the best $400 you ever spent.
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Bassim El-Wakil @basswakil.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
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Star Wars Andor The Arrogance Is Remarkable
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Bassim El-Wakil @basswakil.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Arkhos Mongseng Khanar Atlazan (This is a deep mtg cut but iykyk)
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Bassim El-Wakil @basswakil.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Saw @gavinverhey.bsky.social’s video on Davvol and I think a cool birthday ref would’ve been to add “When you cast Davvol, for each additional {2} you paid to cast him, create a Food token and add R.” (I could’ve sworn commander tax was in the rules as age counters but apparently not)
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Bassim El-Wakil @basswakil.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
This is akin to suggesting that you should first watch a 3-hr documentary on agriculture for its 2-minute section on harvesting watermelons before you watch Buckaroo Banzai.
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Bassim El-Wakil @basswakil.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
My hill that I will die on is that the reason the MCU hasn’t seen X-Men or mutants is because the MCU is Moira’s eleventh life and she deliberately kept all mutants outside of the limelight until the world got used to the superheroes through the avengers so humans wouldn’t be bigoted to mutants.
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HEALTH @health.band · 15/08/2026
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caramida (he/they) @caramida.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Um. Wow, yeah
Clara Benson

@clara.bsky.social
Techbros seem to love Tolkien, so here's an analogy to help you understand what genAl is.
GenAl is The One Ring. You think your use is justified, b/c you don't have evil in your heart.
But it came from evil, it is intended for evil purpose, & anything you do with it will be twisted to that end.
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Bianca Il
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Not just that but Tolkien also said, "Evil cannot create anything new, it can only corrupt and ruin what good forces have invented or made."
Sound familiar?
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The analogy of the One Ring for GenAl is quite powerful, especially when you consider how it seduces users with the promise of easy power. That quote about evil being unable to create anything new feels particularly relevant to the way these models remix existing human art. It really makes you wonder if we're trading our creative soul for a shortcut.
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Bassim El-Wakil @basswakil.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
There are only two cinema-related YouTube shorts JAWS EXPLAINED: THERE WAS A SHARK EATING PEOPLE or DID YOU KNOW THE ACTOR COMPLETELY IMPROVISED THE T-1000
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Bassim El-Wakil @basswakil.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I’m seeing a trend of Christians standing up in airplanes telling them about “the gospel” and these people act like they’re persecuted minorities who need to be heard mother fuckers I silently prayed in the back of an empty airport gate once in the US and security called to the gate fuck them
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Bassim El-Wakil @basswakil.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I think what might contribute to high streets feeling less welcoming is not so much the garish signage but the POST APOCALYPTIC GHOST TOWN AESTHETIC OF A NATIONWIDE INFRASTRUCTURE COLLAPSE CAUSED BY INVESTMENT FUNDS BANKRUPTING GENERATIONAL STORE CHAINS WITH OUTSIDE VENTURE DEBTS
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Bassim El-Wakil @basswakil.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Fwiw i think the skull in the mana cost is supposed to be a Klingon skull
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Bassim El-Wakil @basswakil.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I’ve never seen taskmaster before but I found all of the Jason Mantzoukas episodes on YouTube and now I love this show yet I can’t help but think I really really want Tom Cruise on an episode. I know it feels like I’m missing the entire point of the show but I genuinely think it would be amazing
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Bassim El-Wakil @basswakil.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
It’s worth pointing out that all those weird legends from the magic con mystery boosters, like the Shandalar boss next to a milling hermit crab next to Worzel and Venser; the small section of new cards really have the same sense that I describe here.
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Bassim El-Wakil @basswakil.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I love @2xko.riotgames.com but geeeeeez am I having trouble getting even one win on the Climb’s advanced difficulty, let alone the five I need for that sweet Skeletor Thresh chroma. Game mode is tons of fun tho can’t wait for the further development of it
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Bassim El-Wakil @basswakil.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Bloody hell Magic’s universes beyond is getting really crazy I hope these aren’t broken with proliferate
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Bassim El-Wakil @basswakil.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Phones. There’s literally entire tv shows and movies built around people getting screwed because they can’t access a phone. Now you have a light device in your pocket that is your wallet, phone, encyclopedia… the corporations that own them are worse, but the actual device is proper utopian sci-fi
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Chris Fischer @surlybydefault.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
It is well known that evil dwarves overestimate their capacity to scheme, and believe they are cleverer than the heroes, only to inevitably be outwitted by those heroes because aforesaid dwarves can't actually recognize traps. Psychologists have coined a phrase for this: the Cunning-Duergar Effect.
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Bassim El-Wakil @basswakil.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
I’m very close to possibly finding a way to get back into the world of mtg because of how people are accepting UB now and someone probably needs to remind me to not get back in
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