Greater Ghost 🏳️⚧️ @great-ghost.bsky.social · 23/07/2026My fellows always say "we are not a monolith," but speak for yourself! I actually AM a monolith. Or rather, I am certainly more monolithic than not. 010
Greater Ghost 🏳️⚧️ @great-ghost.bsky.social · 22/07/2026I can't believe they're trying to ban my Blood to Acid spell from the Charity Cup Wizard Duel Exhibition Tournament. 010
Greater Ghost 🏳️⚧️ @great-ghost.bsky.social · 20/07/2026I always be giving this advice up at the Monastery but maybe it'll help you laymen aswell: if you can't handle the heat, get out of the Chamber of the Eternal Flame of Christ. 020
Reposted by Greater Ghost 🏳️⚧️Greater Ghost 🏳️⚧️ @great-ghost.bsky.social · 23/03/2025You know, I think I could've shot an arrow through twelve axe-heads too, you know? I just don't think it was that impressive? Maybe I'm just super cool and badass and built different and god-like, you know? Or maybe it just wasn't that cool? Maybe it wasn't that hard? I don't know. 021
Reposted by Greater Ghost 🏳️⚧️Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 18/07/2026Every friend group has that one guy who spent a thousand years as a partially dissolved mass of undifferentiated flesh lurking slowly through the sewers and spearing adventurers with his bone spines 68413
Reposted by Greater Ghost 🏳️⚧️Uncut Femmes @juliagiantrat.bsky.social · 16/07/2026mommy, kitten is being so fr rn she cannot handle another bayonet charge outside the trench 0556
Reposted by Greater Ghost 🏳️⚧️Fae’rynn is Writing @faerynnistired.itch.io · 07/07/2026on my shit again… watching Speed Racer (2008). seriously it’s such a good film but Speed really needs to transition ngl 3233
Greater Ghost 🏳️⚧️ @great-ghost.bsky.social · 09/05/2026Guy who saw an industrial park from a train window: "Demons and devils do not corrupt the world for it is already shaped to their liking." 030
Greater Ghost 🏳️⚧️ @great-ghost.bsky.social · 21/02/2026When I was a kid, my mom would watch Cesar Millan and then try out his tricks on me, and I didn't even become a puppygirl, just mentally ill in a normal way. 030
Greater Ghost 🏳️⚧️ @great-ghost.bsky.social · 30/11/2025Chilling in Gordium, when I came across this ox cart tied together with a crazy knotted rope. Just knots on knots on knots. Ain't nobody untieing that shit. Just gonna do those Gordians a favor and cut that shit with my sword rq. I'm sure it won't be a big deal. 030
Reposted by Greater Ghost 🏳️⚧️lastpositivist.bsky.social @lastpositivist.bsky.social · 23/11/2025The damned in hell are not more powerful for the fact that the fires do not consume them; it is part and parcel of their torment. 282612250
Greater Ghost 🏳️⚧️ @great-ghost.bsky.social · 21/11/2025While yall've been looksmaxxing, I've been faithmaxxing. I worship EVERY god. The problem with Pascal's Wager is he didn't hedge his bets. If ANY god is real, I win and get fire-shooting eyes. "I'm the real god, others are fake" PROVE IT! Send me a postcard when you give me lightning spear, idk. 020
Greater Ghost 🏳️⚧️ @great-ghost.bsky.social · 13/11/2025For the past TEN YEARS, my team of top theologians and crack divineers, geniuses, all of them, have been searching forbidden ancient tablets and holy scrying pools for the TRUE location of the transsexual holy land. We've had many problems, many many setbacks, like with those EVIL ghosts. But now... 120
Greater Ghost 🏳️⚧️ @great-ghost.bsky.social · 13/11/2025Some days, you be a little selfish. Other days, you eat a little shellfish. Other days still, you cough up lots of blood. That's called LIFE! 020
Greater Ghost 🏳️⚧️ @great-ghost.bsky.social · 01/10/2025I'm SHOCKED and APPALLED to discover that the creators of the hit new video game "Horse Fuckers" WANT you to want to fuck the horses. 110
Reposted by Greater Ghost 🏳️⚧️Bill Clinton @billclinton.bsky.social · 30/09/2025Under my administration we captured 3 gray aliens and 2 green 642761517
Reposted by Greater Ghost 🏳️⚧️jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 22/09/2025no disrespect to the wisconsin wreck hunter community but it's very funny to me that this supposed famously elusive ship wreck was found exactly where the eyewitness report said it would be in the newspaper but nobody had bothered to check there 1252548
Greater Ghost 🏳️⚧️ @great-ghost.bsky.social · 16/09/2025I will sculpt a grand apotheosis from this mudstone called life, just you wait and see! When I die, know that I didn't! And when I'm dead, know that I'm not! I'll be looking down on you from dimensions you couldn't even dream of, all smug like a hot slicked up cat that has just won the lotto. 040
Greater Ghost 🏳️⚧️ @great-ghost.bsky.social · 15/09/2025I want to repost this video of Mike Tyson punching Mr. Beast, as he makes a funny face in it. But everyone in the comments is hoping he dies like Houdini. They're wishing death upon him, and I'm not about that. I don't want to proliferate that energy. I don't think Mike Tyson should kill Mr. Beast. 030
Reposted by Greater Ghost 🏳️⚧️Frances: Meh and Loving It @francesmeh.reviews · 11/07/2025bro. the oracles have foretold that my next dick joke will save the world bro. 411723
Reposted by Greater Ghost 🏳️⚧️lottie "frog k" lovely ⚧️🏴☠️ @vaporlight.bsky.social · 24/05/2025ever wondered about what ranking officers in the us civil war were like? good news. there's not that many types of them. here you go 1073659913
Reposted by Greater Ghost 🏳️⚧️Big Joel @bigjoel.bsky.social · 15/05/2025So I have now read the Big Three Ayn Rand Books, atlas shrugged, the fountainhead, and anthem. And I have this to say: she’s bad at writing books, so bad, in fact, that I find her popularity genuinely strange 9678650541
Reposted by Greater Ghost 🏳️⚧️Tamriel Rebuilt @tamriel-rebuilt.bsky.social · 01/05/2025Tamriel Rebuilt is pleased to announce the release of our latest expansion, 25.05: Grasping Fortune 619962
Reposted by Greater Ghost 🏳️⚧️GunkyMachine @gunkymachine.bsky.social · 05/04/2025Hunky funky gunky machiiiiine 041
Reposted by Greater Ghost 🏳️⚧️GlassJustice🏳️⚧️ @glassjustice.bsky.social · 25/04/2025This one is for you @great-ghost.bsky.social 231
Reposted by Greater Ghost 🏳️⚧️FALLEN Leaf~ @leaftilde.bsky.social · 16/04/2025Top #1 Mechs that look like they should have a cock 2239787
Reposted by Greater Ghost 🏳️⚧️clare @sadderlizards.bsky.social · 16/04/2025sorry i didn’t text you back i needed 3-5 business days of alone time 4443196
Reposted by Greater Ghost 🏳️⚧️eerie dickgirl @eigenvectrix.northsky.social · 02/04/2025Voryn whenever Nerevar is in the room: 0115
Reposted by Greater Ghost 🏳️⚧️lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 26/03/2025every MLB opening day I like to reflect on some of the lessons baseball teaches us about life, like how it's a miserable grinding slog that almost always ends in meaningless failure, and even your attempt to endeavor it is something most people will never have the time or inclination to care about 511323225
Reposted by Greater Ghost 🏳️⚧️SAPRO @saproartist.bsky.social · 25/03/2025Happy 10th birthday Bloodborne 1859481889
Reposted by Greater Ghost 🏳️⚧️Big Joel @bigjoel.bsky.social · 07/03/2025I don’t think you should be banned for telling ppl to kill themselves online. In my opinion, the question should be turned over to a tribunal that determines if the person really should kill themselves. If not, you get banned, but if so, you should get some kind of restaurant gift certificate 231448138
Greater Ghost 🏳️⚧️ @great-ghost.bsky.social · 23/03/2025You know, I think I could've shot an arrow through twelve axe-heads too, you know? I just don't think it was that impressive? Maybe I'm just super cool and badass and built different and god-like, you know? Or maybe it just wasn't that cool? Maybe it wasn't that hard? I don't know. 021
Reposted by Greater Ghost 🏳️⚧️Vitalik Buterin @vitalik.ca · 19/06/2023This idea from Albert Einstein that the universe has some kind of speed limit that nothing can go faster than is fundamentally absurd. God does not play traffic cop. And the fact that he does not agree to debate me on Bankless is proof that I am right and he is too cowardly to admit it. 89210
Reposted by Greater Ghost 🏳️⚧️j @dyke.bsky.social · 23/03/2025me as a therapist: get on a boat and go out into the middle of the ocean. it will free you. 1272
Greater Ghost 🏳️⚧️ @great-ghost.bsky.social · 22/03/2025How do I communicate to the birds that I am an ALPHA and those birds DO NOT want to FUCK with ME? Any input is appreciated, thx!! 😸💖✨️ 141
Reposted by Greater Ghost 🏳️⚧️GlassJustice🏳️⚧️ @glassjustice.bsky.social · 19/03/2025Your cruelty knows no bounds. 011
Greater Ghost 🏳️⚧️ @great-ghost.bsky.social · 15/03/2025There are hells everywhere with those with the eyes to see 040
Reposted by Greater Ghost 🏳️⚧️jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 07/03/2025goku is real and is my friend 2562149
Reposted by Greater Ghost 🏳️⚧️Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 16/02/2025just saw a trans woman online. shaking my head so everyone knows i think she's an evil rotten bitch because i vaguely remember that she wasn't nice to someone once a year ago. i was not rest until i see her downfall. i'm an ally btw. 1475861
Reposted by Greater Ghost 🏳️⚧️Tamper Proof Lid @readuction.bsky.social · 06/02/2025“Relax your shoulders”? First of all, don’t talk to MY shoulders. Second, 1756
Reposted by Greater Ghost 🏳️⚧️Big Joel @bigjoel.bsky.social · 01/02/2025I feel like imagining heaven as a place where you might be called “least” is so foreign to the modern, very abstract concept most Christians now have of it. No it’s a sky castle and you’re going to be the worst guy there. We’re gonna rag on you in heaven bro 74148
Reposted by Greater Ghost 🏳️⚧️Erin Reed @erininthemorning.com · 01/02/2025These are the same picture. 6080112281
Reposted by Greater Ghost 🏳️⚧️Lenny Bruce Lee Marvin Monroe Doctrine @cosmicjunkbot.bsky.social · 31/01/2025I'm sure the democrats will strongly consider setting up a meeting in the near future to reach an agreement to write a very stern letter to protest this. 41569