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Greater Ghost 🏳️‍⚧️

@great-ghost.bsky.social
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she/her | I'm already a ghost, so you can't kill me. I died on a boat sailing across Lake Superior in November of 1975 (NOT the SS Edmund Fitzgerald). I was stabbed to death. Now I'm a professional ghoul, but I haunt as a hobby.

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Greater Ghost 🏳️‍⚧️ @great-ghost.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
My fellows always say "we are not a monolith," but speak for yourself! I actually AM a monolith. Or rather, I am certainly more monolithic than not.
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Greater Ghost 🏳️‍⚧️ @great-ghost.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
I can't believe they're trying to ban my Blood to Acid spell from the Charity Cup Wizard Duel Exhibition Tournament.
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Greater Ghost 🏳️‍⚧️ @great-ghost.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
I always be giving this advice up at the Monastery but maybe it'll help you laymen aswell: if you can't handle the heat, get out of the Chamber of the Eternal Flame of Christ.
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Greater Ghost 🏳️‍⚧️ @great-ghost.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
You know, I think I could've shot an arrow through twelve axe-heads too, you know? I just don't think it was that impressive? Maybe I'm just super cool and badass and built different and god-like, you know? Or maybe it just wasn't that cool? Maybe it wasn't that hard? I don't know.
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Every friend group has that one guy who spent a thousand years as a partially dissolved mass of undifferentiated flesh lurking slowly through the sewers and spearing adventurers with his bone spines
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Uncut Femmes @juliagiantrat.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
mommy, kitten is being so fr rn she cannot handle another bayonet charge outside the trench
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Fae’rynn is Writing @faerynnistired.itch.io · 07/07/2026
on my shit again… watching Speed Racer (2008). seriously it’s such a good film but Speed really needs to transition ngl
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Greater Ghost 🏳️‍⚧️ @great-ghost.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Guy who saw an industrial park from a train window: "Demons and devils do not corrupt the world for it is already shaped to their liking."
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Greater Ghost 🏳️‍⚧️ @great-ghost.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Going squidward: to the sea.
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Greater Ghost 🏳️‍⚧️ @great-ghost.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
When I was a kid, my mom would watch Cesar Millan and then try out his tricks on me, and I didn't even become a puppygirl, just mentally ill in a normal way.
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Greater Ghost 🏳️‍⚧️ @great-ghost.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
Chilling in Gordium, when I came across this ox cart tied together with a crazy knotted rope. Just knots on knots on knots. Ain't nobody untieing that shit. Just gonna do those Gordians a favor and cut that shit with my sword rq. I'm sure it won't be a big deal.
A photo of the painting "Alexander the Great Cutting the Gordian Knot" (1767) by Jean-François Godefroy that I got off Wikipedia, in which Alexander the Great cuts the Gordian Knot of prophecy.
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lastpositivist.bsky.social @lastpositivist.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
The damned in hell are not more powerful for the fact that the fires do not consume them; it is part and parcel of their torment.
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Greater Ghost 🏳️‍⚧️ @great-ghost.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
While yall've been looksmaxxing, I've been faithmaxxing. I worship EVERY god. The problem with Pascal's Wager is he didn't hedge his bets. If ANY god is real, I win and get fire-shooting eyes. "I'm the real god, others are fake" PROVE IT! Send me a postcard when you give me lightning spear, idk.
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Greater Ghost 🏳️‍⚧️ @great-ghost.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
For the past TEN YEARS, my team of top theologians and crack divineers, geniuses, all of them, have been searching forbidden ancient tablets and holy scrying pools for the TRUE location of the transsexual holy land. We've had many problems, many many setbacks, like with those EVIL ghosts. But now...
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Greater Ghost 🏳️‍⚧️ @great-ghost.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
Some days, you be a little selfish. Other days, you eat a little shellfish. Other days still, you cough up lots of blood. That's called LIFE!
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Greater Ghost 🏳️‍⚧️ @great-ghost.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
I'm SHOCKED and APPALLED to discover that the creators of the hit new video game "Horse Fuckers" WANT you to want to fuck the horses.
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Bill Clinton @billclinton.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
Under my administration we captured 3 gray aliens and 2 green
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Lætus @bajamothblast.vanadiel.network · 26/09/2025
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
no disrespect to the wisconsin wreck hunter community but it's very funny to me that this supposed famously elusive ship wreck was found exactly where the eyewitness report said it would be in the newspaper but nobody had bothered to check there
Named the F.J. King, the ship had become a legend within the Wisconsin wreck hunter community for its elusive nature, said maritime historian Brendon Baillod, principal investigator and project lead of the discovery.  Around the same time, Baillod also became aware of this mystery. He began to investigate the original records of the ship’s sinking and came across the missing evidence needed to track down the vessel: a local newspaper article from one week after the ship’s demise featuring an account from a local lighthouse keeper, William Sanderson.

In the article, Sanderson reported the location of the ship, so that other sailors could steer clear of the protruding masts.

Baillod, who is also the current president of the Wisconsin Underwater Archeology Association, marked down the location on a map and drew a 2-square-mile (5.2-square-kilometer) grid around the point of interest. Baillod’s team, including 20 citizen scientists, located the shipwreck on June 28 using sonar technology less than half a mile (0.8 meter) away from the location Sanderson had indicated. “We thought others had probably looked there, but apparently we were the first,” Baillod said. “And our citizen science members … were the first human beings to lay eyes on this ship since 1886. It was amazing.”
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Greater Ghost 🏳️‍⚧️ @great-ghost.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
I will sculpt a grand apotheosis from this mudstone called life, just you wait and see! When I die, know that I didn't! And when I'm dead, know that I'm not! I'll be looking down on you from dimensions you couldn't even dream of, all smug like a hot slicked up cat that has just won the lotto.
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Greater Ghost 🏳️‍⚧️ @great-ghost.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
I want to repost this video of Mike Tyson punching Mr. Beast, as he makes a funny face in it. But everyone in the comments is hoping he dies like Houdini. They're wishing death upon him, and I'm not about that. I don't want to proliferate that energy. I don't think Mike Tyson should kill Mr. Beast.
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Frances: Meh and Loving It @francesmeh.reviews · 11/07/2025
bro. the oracles have foretold that my next dick joke will save the world bro.
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lottie "frog k" lovely ⚧️🏴‍☠️ @vaporlight.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
ever wondered about what ranking officers in the us civil war were like? good news. there's not that many types of them. here you go
TYPES OF CIVIL WAR OFFICER

1. Autism's strongest soldier. Has a personality disorder but lives in an era where psychiatric medicine consists largely of laudanum and different temperatures of bath. Famously effective, enduringly divisive. Postwar career: promoted far beyond the level of their incompetence or skeletized remains in a ditch somewhere (Grant, Jackson, Longstreet)

2. Messy bitch who loves drama. Actively worse leadership than pointing anyone who shows up with a gun in a direction and telling them to go nuts. All things being equal, every commissioned officer rank will be occupied by these guys in peacetime and arguably a large part of the gradual snowballing success of the Union consisted of more vigorous sectional politics weeding them out faster. Postwar career: photographed in uniform and maybe a very tedious statue and biography or two (McClellan, Lee, Rosecrans)

2a. Messy bitch who loves drama prestige class unlocked after Antietam: messy bitch who loves drama and also loves posing for photographs and has become good at it. Would be very good at dying gallantly in a meaningless charge into a fortified German trench, but is tragically too early for it. Postwar career: universal admiration followed by complete historical oblivion a generation after their death (Burnside, Bragg, Hood)

2b. Messy bitch who loves drama prestige class unlocked after Chancellorsville: submissive and breedable partyboy inexplicably wearing stars.  Each army gets exactly one; reporters love them, nobody exactly hates them, but when the red mist dies down historians unanimously agree they were a liability. Postwar career: who cares (Custer, Beauregard)3. Ideologue. The higher the ideologue gets in the chain of command, the less interesting they are as officers qua officers. The ideology is usually just racism, but there were also a few extremely weird German communists exiled to the Midwest who imprinted on the Union like a lost baby bird. Every Confederate officer you've never heard of but have seen statues of is this guy; they treat war as posting by other means. Postwar career: forum avatar (Early, Sherman)

4. Fighting Joe. For whatever reason, the officer's contemporaries have decided a fine thing to call him going forward is "Fighting Joe", and now here we are. You are watching Fighting Joe, the worst general officer in the American civil war. Postwar career: being Fighting Joe (Hooker, Wheeler)

5. Steppe warlord junior varsity. A late development, largely on the Confederate side; these officers, like a dog fed on human flesh, have decided they're done with civilization and, after a failed attempt to inaugurate iron-fisted strongman rule over a random scrap of the deep South, keep wandering off into places they consider uncivilized and being just about as useless there as they were in Arkansas or wherever. Postwar career: incarceration in a Turkish prison (Kirby Smith, Sibley, Norris) 

6.  Dark triad sicko. Perfectly functional within an organization if properly contained, but if left to their own devices will absolutely start rounding up civilians and doing Saw shit, and you just gotta account for that when having a civil war. Postwar career: bedwetting and starting fires (Forrest, Butler)
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Big Joel @bigjoel.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
So I have now read the Big Three Ayn Rand Books, atlas shrugged, the fountainhead, and anthem. And I have this to say: she’s bad at writing books, so bad, in fact, that I find her popularity genuinely strange
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Tamriel Rebuilt @tamriel-rebuilt.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
Tamriel Rebuilt is pleased to announce the release of our latest expansion, 25.05: Grasping Fortune
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GunkyMachine @gunkymachine.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
Hunky funky gunky machiiiiine
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GlassJustice🏳️‍⚧️ @glassjustice.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
This one is for you @great-ghost.bsky.social
Big booty praise the sun: an AI generated video game character looks to be taking a selfie of his big chain-mail covered booty.
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FALLEN Leaf~ @leaftilde.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
Top #1 Mechs that look like they should have a cock
The Pegasus mech from LANCER, a quadruped lizard-like mech with a GUN for a face and a mystery orb on its ass.
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clare @sadderlizards.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
sorry i didn’t text you back i needed 3-5 business days of alone time
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eerie dickgirl @eigenvectrix.northsky.social · 02/04/2025
Voryn whenever Nerevar is in the room:
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 26/03/2025
every MLB opening day I like to reflect on some of the lessons baseball teaches us about life, like how it's a miserable grinding slog that almost always ends in meaningless failure, and even your attempt to endeavor it is something most people will never have the time or inclination to care about
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SAPRO @saproartist.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
Happy 10th birthday Bloodborne
A painting of Vicar Amelia from Bloodborne in a praying position.
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Big Joel @bigjoel.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
I don’t think you should be banned for telling ppl to kill themselves online. In my opinion, the question should be turned over to a tribunal that determines if the person really should kill themselves. If not, you get banned, but if so, you should get some kind of restaurant gift certificate
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Greater Ghost 🏳️‍⚧️ @great-ghost.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
You know, I think I could've shot an arrow through twelve axe-heads too, you know? I just don't think it was that impressive? Maybe I'm just super cool and badass and built different and god-like, you know? Or maybe it just wasn't that cool? Maybe it wasn't that hard? I don't know.
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Vitalik Buterin @vitalik.ca · 19/06/2023
This idea from Albert Einstein that the universe has some kind of speed limit that nothing can go faster than is fundamentally absurd. God does not play traffic cop. And the fact that he does not agree to debate me on Bankless is proof that I am right and he is too cowardly to admit it.
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j @dyke.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
me as a therapist: get on a boat and go out into the middle of the ocean. it will free you.
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Greater Ghost 🏳️‍⚧️ @great-ghost.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
How do I communicate to the birds that I am an ALPHA and those birds DO NOT want to FUCK with ME? Any input is appreciated, thx!! 😸💖✨️
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GlassJustice🏳️‍⚧️ @glassjustice.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
Your cruelty knows no bounds.
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Greater Ghost 🏳️‍⚧️ @great-ghost.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
He would have done it. No hesitation.
Little King John from the Ratboy Genius Cinematic Universe about to use the Crimson Behelit to sacrifice you and ascend to godhood and join the God Hand.
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Greater Ghost 🏳️‍⚧️ @great-ghost.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
There are hells everywhere with those with the eyes to see
A post on reddit.com/r/DarlingInTheFranxx titled "Currently watching for the fifth time. I don't know why nobody brought this up, but Zero Two needed therapy, like a LONG time ago." that is a screenshot of the Darling In The Franxx ainime with Zero Two crying.
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
goku is real and is my friend
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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 16/02/2025
just saw a trans woman online. shaking my head so everyone knows i think she's an evil rotten bitch because i vaguely remember that she wasn't nice to someone once a year ago. i was not rest until i see her downfall. i'm an ally btw.
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Tamper Proof Lid @readuction.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
“Relax your shoulders”? First of all, don’t talk to MY shoulders. Second,
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Big Joel @bigjoel.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
I feel like imagining heaven as a place where you might be called “least” is so foreign to the modern, very abstract concept most Christians now have of it. No it’s a sky castle and you’re going to be the worst guy there. We’re gonna rag on you in heaven bro
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Erin Reed @erininthemorning.com · 01/02/2025
These are the same picture.
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Lenny Bruce Lee Marvin Monroe Doctrine @cosmicjunkbot.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
I'm sure the democrats will strongly consider setting up a meeting in the near future to reach an agreement to write a very stern letter to protest this.
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