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Kylie Eleison @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 4h

Sr. Producer/Editor – “Preditor” (Social Media/Short Form)
National Geographic

Washington, DC

$139,200 - $186,600 a yearTobias from Arrested Development
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Matty_Snaps @grayuberman.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Someone should link @pablo.show to them.
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
It would be amazing if the Angels brought Mozeliak in off the street a month ago, had him trade like seven guys, and then replaced him after the season. Like even by Angels standards that would be interesting to me. Also, re: "by Angels standards" it's not clear to me it's worse than status quo.
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assbutt @nasboat.org · 28/07/2026
logging on
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victoria scott @victoriascott.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
The most humiliating thing I do every day is wake up as an American
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Matty_Snaps @grayuberman.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Can’t be worse than the Maserati, right?
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The Rooster @rooster.info · 18/07/2026
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Walter White Yelling in Car (Breaking Bad)
ALT: Walter White Yelling in Car (Breaking Bad)
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Matty_Snaps @grayuberman.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
We’re Sheldonmaxxing in Sonoma. @nascar.com
Sheldon Creed drives the double zero Pit Boss Chevrolet through turn 2 at Sonoma Raceway. The car is black with realistic flames on it.
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Grant @grantnewkirk.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Countries with pyramids are currently undefeated in the World Cup
Egyptian PyramidsMexican Chichen ItzaMemphis Bass Pro Pyramid
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Matty_Snaps @grayuberman.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
They skinned Grogu to make an Hermés bag. Is nothing sacred?
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Novelty Cistern @noveltycistern.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
foghorn leghorn threatening to slap someone with a speech bubble indicating he is saying the quoted post
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Matty_Snaps @grayuberman.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Had one years ago and have been chasing that high ever since.
A 2002 BMW 525i in silver with a black interior.
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Matty_Snaps @grayuberman.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
I take the bus to work so my wife can drive my Volt because I don’t want to put 91 in her Mini.
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Matty_Snaps @grayuberman.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Sickos YES meme. A man looks through a window while smiling; a speech bubble is filled with the text “YES… HA HA HA… YES!”
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Matty_Snaps @grayuberman.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Eat 27 tiramisu.
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Matty_Snaps @grayuberman.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Does kfc offer a spice bag over there?
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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Steely Dan Nation, We Won
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Matty_Snaps @grayuberman.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
What’s the best/easiest way to play quest these days? Rom?
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Happy National Hamburger Day @birdrespecter.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Going to the M&Ms store to die like an old sick cat slinking into the woods
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Kasey Kagawa @punkey.org · 20/02/2026
Arte Moreno is a baseball terrorist, for the good of the game he must be stopped
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Matty_Snaps @grayuberman.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
They knew it was Daytona week.
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Phil Spain @philenespanol.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Corey Lajoie was playing with house money and found a way to file for chapter 11 bankruptcy
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Matty_Snaps @grayuberman.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
The common sense solution is to abolish ICE you fail to meet the moment yet again.
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Matty_Snaps @grayuberman.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
@birdrespecter.bsky.social tucker wetmore 2.0
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Matty_Snaps @grayuberman.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
First time I’ve bought from Cola, excited to get my hands on them.
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Joshua Dysart @joshuadysart.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Just a reminder, the greatest living American historian filmmaker, Ken Burns, released a 720 min exploration of every facet of the American revolution using zero generative AI and paying for all of its assets instead of cobbling it from stolen data, then he gave it away for free on PBS this year.
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Adam McKay @ghostpanther.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Meanwhile Karen Bass is somewhere talking about how great the LA Olympics are going to be.
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Matty_Snaps @grayuberman.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Lake Manly in Death Valley is something else. Based on how green the hills were in the park the spring is going to be beautiful.
Photo of Lake Manly in Badwater Basin, Death Valley National Park taken from the shoreline. The sky is bright blue with white clouds and reflects off the surface of the water.Phot of Death Valley from the Dante’s Peak Overlook. Light clouds cover the sky, the salt left by the receding lake shows how much it has shrank in the past week.
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Équipe Radar Love @midnightdorifto.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
tapping the sign
the duality of man, if that man was a GM engineer
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Matty_Snaps @grayuberman.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
Finally something dignified enough to display my prized bottle of Josh.
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Matty_Snaps @grayuberman.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
I did the same thing. I’ve got 68k unreads to clear and I’m unsubscribing from newsletters multiple times a day. I’m very close to just burning my gmail and making a proton mail or some such alternative.
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
bolsanaro reportedly upset about going to prison because it’s taking him away from his true passion, going to the hospital
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Matty_Snaps @grayuberman.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
Yes, no I love to ruin my own day.
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Matty_Snaps @grayuberman.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
Hater of the year and it ain’t close.
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
the political policy cure for “male loneliness” is - more time to hang with the fellas (4 day work week) - more money to spend with the fellas (higher wages) - more things to do with the fellas (taxing the rich and building 3rd spaces)
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Erin Reed @erininthemorning.com · 13/09/2025
Reactions like this are why I wrote my article. I presented his comments IN CONTEXT, and provided tons of receipts. Charlie Kirk was not a civil person. www.erininthemorning.com/p/we-must-no...
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We Must Not Posthumously Sanitize Charlie Kirk's Hateful Life
Influential anti-LGBTQ+ activist Charlie Kirk was assassinated on Wednesday. While condemning violence is something most can get behind, sanitization of his hate has gone too far.
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Matty_Snaps @grayuberman.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
Sold
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Matty_Snaps @grayuberman.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
How it felt hearing the dodgers owner is a big ice contractor.
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Ian Carrillo @iansociologo.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
The thing about Robert E Lee is he should have been executed in front of the gutted husk of a torched Virginia plantation mansion, and that should have been his official portrait, and we should have put it on our money.
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
(mf doom voice) he threw a sandwich cheese and salami, feds couldn't indict folded like origami, afraid of subway both the chain and the train, mayo salt and pepper shake your thang, grand jury shut em down twice, coca cola on the side no ice
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Matty_Snaps @grayuberman.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
Gold and black Supra tandem drifting with an American flag themed corvette from Formula Drift Long Beach.
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Matty_Snaps @grayuberman.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
She’s*
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Chirby Kirby GIF
Alt: GIF of a middle aged man screaming “That’s why he’s the goat! The goat”!
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Matty_Snaps @grayuberman.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
One of my most fun musical experiences was going to a Dr. Dog show and realizing it was two guys singing.
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Matty_Snaps @grayuberman.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
It really does whip ass.
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Andraste Sideyr @andraste.fuckbgp.com · 30/07/2025
cat at a microphone saying "would"
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Ashley C. Ford @smashfizzle.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
A lot of older adults forced a war on universities because that’s where their kids realized their parents were evil.
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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 24/07/2025
SEE YOU IN HELL BROTHER,
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Kasey Kagawa @punkey.org · 14/07/2025
*bows head* "With all the respect I can muster, Mr. Mandela - fuck the Yankees"
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Matty_Snaps @grayuberman.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
Put me on the mailing list.
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