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@graybandit.bsky.social
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I build Lego, computers, and buildings in Minnesota. Former Idahoan, forever a Bronco. @TheProski on the Bad Place

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graybandit @graybandit.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
fully accepting the fact that i am in my old man stage, i refuse to feel anything positive for the vandals. fully fuck that team. i remember all the cheap shots and late hits and garbage. 12 straight should be the only number i have to remember about you.
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graybandit @graybandit.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
my journey on PC
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graybandit @graybandit.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I have the @amandamull.bsky.social biscuit recipe saved on my phone, but finding it can be slightly inconvenient so i usually just google it again when i forget specifics (it happens) Google is so trained that "Aman" autocompletes to "da mull biscuit recipe"
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graybandit @graybandit.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
broncos edging just to keep the fans invested late
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graybandit @graybandit.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
@docseuss.bsky.social i refuse to give them the satisfaction of a dogpile-y response but also lol wtf is going on there? "WHY WRITE SO MUCH IF YOU DON'T CARE, I DON'T CARE IF YOU CARE, I AM GOING TO BELABOR THIS POINT REPEATEDLY" is wild work for a sunday
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graybandit @graybandit.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
@cheeziebreezie.bsky.social @myohwhy.bsky.social well, it happened youtube.com/shorts/e1GBV...
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September 4, 2026
YouTube video by Jordan Jensen
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Tim Hirschel-Burns @timhirschelburns.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Live report from the Minnesota State Fair, located in the heart of American democracy, where there’s an ICE Out adaptation of Picasso’s Guernica made entirely from crops
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graybandit @graybandit.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I'm not @apsciencebylyn.bsky.social but trust me this was a LARGE spood this morning at the job site.
A large spider on a concrete sidewalk. It has a grey, furry head, a black body with light green markings, and long black legs with spines that taper to a brownish coffee color where the last section connects to the body
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graybandit @graybandit.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
got the Team USA Soccer Ball Transformer on clearance at Wal-Mart tonight hell yeah
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graybandit @graybandit.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
my entirely unscientific survey of southern MN is that i've only seen Angie Craig signs in Lakeville, so make of that what you will.
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graybandit @graybandit.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Idaho friends: the Minnesota primary is wild. There's one ballot, you just have to choose which party column you want to vote in and stick to it, nobody has to loudly announce which party you are to your neighbors Wild stuff!
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graybandit @graybandit.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I Voted.
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David Brauer @dbrauer.net · 11/08/2026
Don’t hesitate to come to the polls; DOJ monitors will be outside the 100-foot zone, you don’t have to talk, you also don’t have to freak out, if you see them talking to anyone before they vote (they can only do so after) or engaging otherwise, tell the precinct head judge. We’re trained to help.
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Mitch McConnell is exploring the shadow realm and having huge kung fu fights with ghost ninjas and he has already rescued the princess over four different times, he is by far the most active senator in the US government and the only one who is currently holding a katana.
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graybandit @graybandit.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
makes you think
A Woot! Listing for a Banana Slicer for $4.00. It looks not unlike a medieval torture device, but in a friendly yellow color.
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Tenth Key @tenthkey.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
IT SMELL LIKE BIH IN HERE!
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David Brauer @dbrauer.net · 14/06/2026
I hope KAT still has Jimmy Butler’s number
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graybandit @graybandit.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
I don't know who Spencer Pratt is, and at this point I'm afraid to ask.
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Peggy Flanagan @peggyflanagan.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Today, you might see a TV ad starring something that... kind of looks like me. My opponent's super PAC is using an AI deepfake of me to mislead voters. They can't win with the truth - so they're resorting to lies. It's disgusting. Minnesotans deserve better.
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graybandit @graybandit.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
mother of God what is this @reflectivity.bsky.social @zebpalmer.com
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graybandit @graybandit.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
@simeonthefool.bsky.social well well well
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graybandit @graybandit.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
So, my dad died this spring. I think my cell number and email got tagged into the legal paperwork for notifying people of his will and such. I believe this information got scraped by some MAGA fundraising bot, as I've recently begun receiving MAGA fundraising texts addressed to my dad.
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graybandit @graybandit.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
there's much better answers, but for how small they both are, it is truly amazing how much Idaho hates Boise
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Barry Dorrans @blowdart.me · 24/05/2026
5 more days until Harambe’s dying curse of a decade of awfulness ends.
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graybandit @graybandit.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
I think McDonalds has their AI voice guy taking orders now, instead of just asking if you want to use the app.
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graybandit @graybandit.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
@zebpalmer.com welp
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Mark Lazerus @marklazerus.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Every NHL player should wear a facemask/bubble. Thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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graybandit @graybandit.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
LET'S GO WILD FUCK NORM GREEN
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graybandit @graybandit.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
it's only Taco Tuesday because it happened to be today when I got tacos may you all eat well and prosper
a Mexican glass bottle Coca-Cola, four asada street tacos with limes and salsa Rojas in a styrofoam box on the center console of a truck
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graybandit @graybandit.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
*me not realizing @jcsalterego.bsky.social got verified* *me seeing it happened 4/1/26* *me not falling for it*
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Three people you don't want to get into a public beef with are Kendrick, Isaac Chotiner, and The Pope
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graybandit @graybandit.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Grimlock
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graybandit @graybandit.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
@davlin.bsky.social what have you done
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graybandit @graybandit.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
@cjzero.bsky.social what made that linesman dive on the faceoff dot?
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graybandit @graybandit.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
NORTHEAST DIVISION IS CRAZY WORK BUT WE'RE GONNA WIN WHERE THEY PUT US
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graybandit @graybandit.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
did my 18 as a mcdonald's crew trainer it changes you
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graybandit @graybandit.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
@cjzero.bsky.social hartman out there checking with the ref for the no goalie interference/good goal lol
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graybandit @graybandit.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
respect to Indiana for not being fully derivative but also fuck Indiana, vote Minnesota
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graybandit @graybandit.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Boise, ID to Roxboro, NC Straight run shifting out with two other guys driving, ~2500mi, just over 36 hours. We only stopped to pee and buy caffeine, back when Mountain Dew Amp came in 24oz BIG RIG cans (2006) We were young and dumb and had a spring break to pick up a friend's boat from NC
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
The hot new makeup trend is husky brows, people giving themselves big round dots on their foreheads instead of eyebrows. The kids are calling it going Iditarod mode.
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CCHA @ccha.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Congratulations to Minnesota State on winning the 2026 Mason Cup!
#CCHAHockey | #HornsUp
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Barred and Boujee aka Madiba Dennie @audrelawdamercy.blacksky.app · 20/03/2026
you've heard about cracking trans eggs, now,
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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 19/03/2026
The way that you get another Fetterman is simply by ignoring everything right in front of your face and once you got him... he's yours once he's in power... he's empowered take seriously the character of your elected leaders
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Anders @derzquist.net · 13/03/2026
Reminder for the first annual #LoonDay
Meme showing that the MN flag actually represents a loon with mouth wide emiting some sort of frosty energy beam
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Mike Boylan-Kolchin @mbkplus.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
The Ohio State University is expected to close ranks and replace him with his hard-line son, further straining an already highly volatile situation in a region that has seen constant conflict over the past several decades
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Dr. Damien P. Williams, dread portent down from a mountain cave @wolven.blacksky.app · 08/03/2026
I propose that in october we permanently shift all clocks back by only 30 minutes & then fucking leave them there forever after. And if you think that's somehow more absurd than the DST/SDT dance, please take a deep breath and remember that clock time is fake & was invented for trains. It'll be fine
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piecesofeight mashups @piecesofeight.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Today I Will Look The Burrito Man In The Eye and other stories of manifesting success
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Running for Congress on a platform of sneaking into Polymarket HQ and unplugging all their stuff. Overflow crowds at a local Knights of Columbus hall roar with delight as I promise to pour Florida's Natural Grapefruit Juice (with pulp) into the USB-C port of every computer in the damn place.
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graybandit @graybandit.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
the neighborhood children (including ours) are currently experiencing the canon event of using icicles as popsicles
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Helen Kennedy @helenkennedy.com · 22/02/2026
Important update: Local news outlet in Illinois says that kid who punched the pro-ICE jerk even though he was told he would get in trouble did not face any charges but served a two-day suspension from school. www.lakemchenryscanner.com/2026/02/20/s...
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Student who punched another student holding pro-ICE sign at Lake Zurich High School received 2-day suspension
No criminal charges were filed, but the student who punched another student for holding a pro-ICE sign at Lake Zurich High School last week received a two-day suspension and is back in class.
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