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Classic Krusty

@gravechild.bsky.social
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a lovable scamp

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Classic Krusty @gravechild.bsky.social · 1h
One thing that's really weird about the For You tab here: it shows me near countless impassioned reviews of webcomics I've never looked at a single second of.
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Classic Krusty @gravechild.bsky.social · 2h
As if a mid season tournament for no real reason isn't bad enough, the painted courts make me wanna watch even less
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Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
“Dental plan. Lisa needs braces.”
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Classic Krusty @gravechild.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Cool, this site is unusable because Tom Morello said a thing.
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Daniel Dockery @dandock.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
Hard to think of a more likable monster movie cast than the one in Tremors. It's my ideal horror-comedy hybrid, one where the jokes come from how fun the characters are rather than subverting any of the tension.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a high school basketball game. The home team is down 9 points, and some players are looking discouraged on the bench. The coach points to a player just out of frame and says, “flippers, you’re in!” Panel 2: the away team attempts a deep 2-point shot, possibly to beat the buzzer, which is blocked by Flippers, a whale who doesn’t even have his arms up. Panel 3: the game ends and the home team excitedly crowd around Flippers, who won them the game. A player from the away team looks stunned, with his hands on his head.
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Transphobes Can't Read @lordaslan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Repost this if trans people should have access to dark magic...
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Anthony (game script enthusiast) @proant.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Lucky for Watson that he didn’t do something egregious that would cross a line with the league. Like write the name of an innocently murdered girl on his eye black
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Robin Charm Password @rondoofblood.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
we asked epic capcom artist legend akiman about elden ring's art design and what he said about foreign people could not be printed in this publication
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
the quoted image but photoshopped to look like the king of all cosmos from katamari damacy
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ironghazi @ironghazi.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
[crappin’ my ass off on the toliet] *unmutes Teams to say something at the exact moment a turd bloinks into the water* No concerns
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Classic Krusty @gravechild.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It's never too late to have a Slut Era. Lucille Bluth good for her dot gif.
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politiBOO! @politiburb.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Oh yeah, that's good bluesky right there
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one dozen bats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
explaining to cam skattebo that he won’t be able to play with jaxson anymore using the same hand signals they used to tell koko the gorilla her cat died
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Classic Krusty @gravechild.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
47 year old cartoon fan QRTing the announcement of the new Darkwing Duck cartoon with actual anger and hatred in his heart for Seth Rogen, but I'm the asshole for not letting people enjoy things
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Kasey Gifford @kaseygifford.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This is my new favorite thing.
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Kill Tim Faust 💀 @tbone.malware-virus.biz · 20/09/2026
nobody's moving prose like Onstad
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Classic Krusty @gravechild.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
News websites are so funny. Oh I have to subscribe to read the article I clicked on? Ok that's another article I don't need to read, thanks for playing.
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Classic Krusty @gravechild.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I believe you typed mouths instead of months. Hope this one helps
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Classic Krusty @gravechild.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
This is so sad. Absolutely heartbreaking. You mean to tell me every ICE officer could have done this, too, and didn't? That's just too much to bear.
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Classic Krusty @gravechild.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Let this be a lesson for the world: if you come for the king (Macklemore) you'd best not miss.
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Classic Krusty @gravechild.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Damn, alright Uncle Jun, let 'em know!
A screenshot of Corrado "Junior" Soprano from Season 3, Episode 13. Instead of singing "Core 'ngrato," however, he's singing Joanna Newsom's Emily.
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Classic Krusty @gravechild.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Troi says, empathically, trans rights are human rights
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Heat (1995) @heatfilm1995.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Because she got a GREAT ASS!
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Classic Krusty @gravechild.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I'd argue that the shared bond was truly between the victims, first responders, and New York City at-large, where the national tone was bloodthirsty revenge.
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Classic Krusty @gravechild.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Even if you're trying to be sarcastic, how did you type these responses out without wanting to shrivel up into a corn cob? Embarrassing.
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Classic Krusty @gravechild.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
In my most football coach voice ever: loser mentality
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Classic Krusty @gravechild.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
The Venn diagram of Silent Hill Dungeons and IDF Bombing Targets is a circle
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Classic Krusty @gravechild.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Sources tell me John is stable. Please god -Paul McCartney
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Classic Krusty @gravechild.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Sources tell me Abe is stable. Please god -Ulysses S Grant
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Classic Krusty @gravechild.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Sources tell me John is stable. Please god -Robert McNamara
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Classic Krusty @gravechild.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
@radishharmers.bsky.social dude he got your ass so good
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K.C. Mead-Brewer @kcmeadbrewer.com · 02/11/2023
[benoit blanc in true detective] now i know you think time is a flat circle, but if i may, you’re thinking of a clock
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Patriciajaydee @patriciajaydee.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Ura
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Classic Krusty @gravechild.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
So Greg Powers killed a kid in year 8 of running a sub-500 team.
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Classic Krusty @gravechild.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
@fetterman.senate.gov Hello I am a writer with Ogre's Health. We're doing a piece on Orges In Power and wanted to get your comment on life as a big disgusting piece of shit who lied theough his teeth to become a public servant. What's your secret? Our readers have gotta know!
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Different strokes
Two panel comic. Panel 1: a metalhead rocker dude with long hair strums a guitar enthusiastically alongside loud music. The posters around him are a bunch of power metal acts such as Lips, CMYK, and Sure. There are beer bottles and cans littered around. Panel 2: his downstairs neighbor is a different type of metalhead. He’s got a shaved head, a neutral, clean apartment with an organized record collection, and memorabilia for death/doom metal acts such as Ick, Filth, and Girth Rate. Mildly annoyed, he removes his headphones and glances up at the ceiling, from which his neighbors loud music is emanating.
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Classic Krusty @gravechild.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
All the AI sites were back up by the time the news article was published lol
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Murdoink @murdoink.com · 02/09/2026
Booker T gif
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Ra's Al Ghoul @uwes98.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
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bites u @snuffbait.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
guys let's go fishing
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Classic Krusty @gravechild.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Truly not to come off victim blamey here as it's just my personal pet peeve, but I'd have blocked Max Beemis after one single barrage of 20-something texts. Reading these is like sucking on molten metal.
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Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com · 26/08/2026
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Classic Krusty @gravechild.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Every post with the word clanker is labeled discourse bait automatically and I have to assume it has something to do with that very weird dev having a public meltdown
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Classic Krusty @gravechild.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
It's strange to me that anybody can stand watching events that are nothing but game trailers even once, let alone multiple times a year, and come away from it with anything other than naked contempt at being lazily marketed to.
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Classic Krusty @gravechild.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
You're legitimately the stupidest person to ever draw breath
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Bullwark @bullwark.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
"AI will be as petty and vindictive as some humans while facing no consequences and providing no value, and will be way more efficient at fucking you over" is not the best argument against salting the earth under every data center.
That Hailey idiot saying you should t call ai clankers or they might retaliate against you in the future and thinking thats not an insane thing to say
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No Context Achewood @achewoodnc.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
National Day of Mourning immediately
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