Grass 🌱 @grass.bsky.social · 15hI love to sort houses listings from high to low and think things like “pffft 3 mil to live on the river? With the mosquitos? Just for it to flood?” like I’m not gonna be homeless by Christmas 050
Grass 🌱 @grass.bsky.social · 21hMy cat is so upset at me that the sun isn’t out and has been for hours that I fear she may actually take a hit out on me 080
Grass 🌱 @grass.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Making a plan for what to do tomorrow and it involves going to a novel place to do novel things (a new grocery store ) and the way that is setting me up to fail in my current high anxiety state is just stupid, don’t know why I even put it on the list, of course I’m not doing that 131
Reposted by Grass 🌱Astra Taylor @astra.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Forget grandiose talk of curing cancer - this is what AI is actually doing to healthcare. In the words of one cardiologist: “it’s bots fighting bots, agents fighting agents, a horrible dystopic future nobody wants to live in.” 282159853
Grass 🌱 @grass.bsky.social · 27/09/2026All the rest of it aside (I am being very restrained) it’s very funny that she thinks she has enough cultural cache to make Cleveland happen 010
Grass 🌱 @grass.bsky.social · 24/09/2026They’ve literally given me the dumbest, most incompetent union rep that exists. I’m about to lose my job and not even get a couple weeks reprieve. I wanted to get my mum a plaque before her anniversary but now I won’t even be able to pay rent in a few months. I can’t survive this 160
Reposted by Grass 🌱The Cathy Wilcox @cathywilcox.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Why would you trust an industry founded on theft to self-regulate? 451281363
Grass 🌱 @grass.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I gave some old meat a sky burial (put it on the shed roof) and I was toooooo scared to check if the crows took it for weeks so I just pretended I hadn’t done that. Anyway I just checked and it’s gone!!!! Thank god!!!!! 060
Grass 🌱 @grass.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Neighbours love to point their stadium grade floodlights at your windows 020
Grass 🌱 @grass.bsky.social · 22/09/2026There’s two pigeons loafing on my front drive, like not standing or sitting but both their little bellies are straight on the ground while they preen themselves. Makes my heart sing that they feel safe enough to do that, even with the cat around 🥰 070
Reposted by Grass 🌱Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 21/09/2026calling in sick to the kickflip factory and confusing everyone as to whether i'm coming in or not 71312382
Grass 🌱 @grass.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I’ve been celibate so long I think if I tried to have sex again it’d be like when you open a cupboard and everything falls out 2101
Grass 🌱 @grass.bsky.social · 19/09/2026It’s a beautiful day to air your bedding folks!!!! Usually I spray my bedding with alcohol and essential oils, but I’ve stepped my game up today by making HOCl, which should be far more effective at sanitising Can’t wait to slip in to my ultra clean bed tonight 🥰 060
Grass 🌱 @grass.bsky.social · 19/09/2026The great thing about having a chatty cat besides having lovely little conversations with your pal, is that when it’s time to give them pills you can just wait until they start yapping then chuck it down their throat 120
Grass 🌱 @grass.bsky.social · 19/09/2026My baby has been purring big all morning and getting me to rub around her mouth, I gotta believe that she already feels relief even though she just got cut open. She always loved strong knuckle rubs on her jaw and chomps, one of the teeth was fully resorbed it must have ached :( 030
Grass 🌱 @grass.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Baby girl is home and doing well, ran straight to her bowl and has been successfully hustling for more food all night I felt terribly guilty that I’d neglected her dental health and caused her pain, but it turns out her teeth are in great shape and cats can have something called 180
Grass 🌱 @grass.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Okay the vet called and now I regret making this joke cause they were only gonna take one tooth but now they’re taking three :(((( 390
Grass 🌱 @grass.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Dropped my cat off 3 1/2 hours ago and they said they’d call me when she was out of surgery which will only take an hour and I know they do all the surgeries over lunch time so I am trying to be Normal and Chil but if she dies I will literally have nothing left sooooooooo 480
Grass 🌱 @grass.bsky.social · 17/09/2026The third time she has walked out the open door to come to this closed door, be let in, then walk straight out the closed door again. I’m glad they’re taking your tooth!!!! I’m gonna ask em to take extra!!!!! 060
Grass 🌱 @grass.bsky.social · 17/09/2026The cat is mad at me because there’s no sun out but she’s gonna be even madder tomorrow when she gets no breakfast and then has surgery 060
Reposted by Grass 🌱Ⓥ Soy Boy ☭🇵🇸 @leftistvegan.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Mu friends Cal and Kishie’s Melbourne home was destroyed by an electrical fire while they survived their belongings and art pieces were damaged days before Cal’s art exhibition was meant to commence. Please help out if you can 🙏🏻❤️ gofund.me/7d5724114gofund.meDonate to Please help Cal and Kishie rebuild their life, organized by Marise JackHi my name is Marise. I'm a good friend of Cal (and Kishie) an artist in M… Marise Jack needs your support for Please help Cal and Kishie rebuild their life 089
Grass 🌱 @grass.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Can’t believe it took me until this year to realise the best way to cook broccolini is also the easiest way: chuck it under the grill, turn it if you can be bothered 181
Grass 🌱 @grass.bsky.social · 12/09/2026I emptied my bird baths and put them in the sun to dry out, just saw a bird hopping around them 😭 I’m so sorry little guy 0120
Grass 🌱 @grass.bsky.social · 10/09/2026The worst thing about being severely, severely depressed is seeing a joke in something and being completely unable to make it funny. Real “the jerk store called” times up in here 010
Grass 🌱 @grass.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Every time I piss with the (tiny) toilet window open my neighbour makes some kinda noise to let me know they heard, and it’s like idk what to tell you mate! If you don’t wanna hear toilet sounds don’t hang out next to the toilet! I’ve seen your yard, you got other places to be! 150
Grass 🌱 @grass.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I know bird feeders are a risk for bird flu, but are bird baths? One could assume, but I would like to know for sure, if you know please let me know! 450
Grass 🌱 @grass.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Is there an alternative to the ASU? Because they are really fucking me up right now and if this continues I would love to jump ship to a competent union 120
Grass 🌱 @grass.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Someone we interviewed didn’t get the job, after they got off the phone with my boss they emailed HR demanding our interview notes while citing the privacy act, then said they hoped to work with us in future 🤡 290
Reposted by Grass 🌱tanya/таня @tanyavolt.bsky.social · 06/09/2026it's always "wyd" and never "have you ever been close to tragedy or been close to folks who have" 0121
Reposted by Grass 🌱SK Winnicki, PhD 🏳️⚧️ @skwinnicki.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Nice to have a citation for the stuff we all sort of assume to be true but question if it's just our own biases making it look that way 5544151912
Grass 🌱 @grass.bsky.social · 04/09/2026The cat just sniffed and tugged at my soft silk pillows until I arranged one for her to sleep on next to me. Mind you my bed has a 3 inch pillow topper but okay, what princess baby wants princess baby gets 051
Grass 🌱 @grass.bsky.social · 03/09/2026This bar heater is $5. I have a similar one in my bathroom attached to a wifi plug, and it’s set to turn on 10 minutes before I wake up Makes a huge difference to winter mornings www.ozbargain.com.au/node/973706ozbargain.com.au[NSW, VIC, QLD] Goldair Select 800W 2 Bar Radiant Heater $5 + Delivery ($0 C&C/in Store) @ Big WOriginally $49. A good amount of stock is showing in NSW & ACT stores, basically none in WA/SA(Mt Gambier only)/TAS/NT. VIC & QLD has a bit. 2 Heat Settings Instant Heat Up Safety … 040
Grass 🌱 @grass.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Just imagined myself turning around in a zoom meeting after people thought I was frozen to reveal one of those distorted horror movie faces, and got so creeped out all my hairs stood on end 😭 220
Reposted by Grass 🌱Fiona Parker @fionaparker1.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Excellent reporting from Jane Bardon. Marine Scientist Rachel Groom says #Dugongs are “long-lived animals… slow to breed and reach maturity, so that decline in the population we're looking at years to recover… In the last couple of weeks we've had 11 dugongs wash up dead in the gulf…” #SeaLife 02315
Grass 🌱 @grass.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Middle aged bore talk incoming but I’ve been looking into HOCl because apparently it gives the kinda ozonic clean smell I’m looking for but it’s like $30 a bottle plus shipping BUT I just found a device that MAKEs it for only $25!!!!!! I’m psyched!!!!!! 230
Grass 🌱 @grass.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Reading a potential recipe to try and it said “this uses 1 tablespoon of baking powder, which some people have found bitter, however-“ and just closed that shit, get the fuck out of my face 040
Grass 🌱 @grass.bsky.social · 28/08/2026They should have let Curtis Silwa smack Adam Friedland around a little bit 000
Grass 🌱 @grass.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Having flashbacks to doing a full chair performance lip sync to Without Me at trivia cause one of the questions was complete the lyrics, think I actually probably shouted the missing lyrics cause I was so into it. It’s a good thing I have much worse things to be embarrassed about 020
Grass 🌱 @grass.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Very funny to say “you’re always welcome” with one specified time next to a locked gate 1100
Grass 🌱 @grass.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Looking at buying Maine coon food because it comes in big pieces and my cat has a problem tooth from shoving her face into biscuits like her mouth is a scoop 180
