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Grass 🌱 @grass.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Tony soprano holding a bottle of orange juice
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Grass 🌱 @grass.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Balance 🧘
A pile of nachoes in an air fryer next to the salad which is soon to top it
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Grass 🌱 @grass.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The gangs all here
Various bottles of chicken stock near a container of 4 poached chicken breasts
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Grass 🌱 @grass.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The moon had the most incredible halo tonight
Bright yellow moon lighting up the sky with a ring of light around it
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Grass 🌱 @grass.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Jack Frost and the spring snow
Tortie cat standing near a trail of clumps of white fur
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Grass 🌱 @grass.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Garfield huh I wonder who that’s for meme (looking at a picture of himself with a cross over it)
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Grass 🌱 @grass.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
It’s a beautiful day to air your bedding folks!!!! Usually I spray my bedding with alcohol and essential oils, but I’ve stepped my game up today by making HOCl, which should be far more effective at sanitising Can’t wait to slip in to my ultra clean bed tonight 🥰
Pillows and blankets outside in the sunA Pyrex jug with a device in it, bubbles are streaming from the device (it’s making HOCl)
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Grass 🌱 @grass.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Gabapentin baby
A tortie cat asleep showing her belly, her feet beans are visible and her paws are in t-Rex pose
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Grass 🌱 @grass.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The third time she has walked out the open door to come to this closed door, be let in, then walk straight out the closed door again. I’m glad they’re taking your tooth!!!! I’m gonna ask em to take extra!!!!!
Tortie cat sitting outside a closed sliding door, looking inSame cat same scenario, but she is now looking straight at the camera in an open mouthed meow
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Grass 🌱 @grass.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
What a headline
Headline from SMH saying “Chinas flood rescue is a no go zone for foreign media, what does it have to hide?”
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Grass 🌱 @grass.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Very funny to say “you’re always welcome” with one specified time next to a locked gate
Evil Hillsong church sign that says you’re always welcome Sunday 10am on a chain link fence
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Grass 🌱 @grass.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
We’re doing loopies
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Grass 🌱 @grass.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Baby bunny 🥲
Tortie cat sitting in a patch of sun cleaning one of her back feet, her other back foot is raised in the air at the same time
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Grass 🌱 @grass.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Pleased to discover he took it to the roof and is still eating it 8 hours later
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Grass 🌱 @grass.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
The neighbours are gonna think I threw food in their yard 😭
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Grass 🌱 @grass.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Good weather for a roast
Big joint of roast pork shoulder with crispy crackling
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Grass 🌱 @grass.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Queen of the jungle
Tortie cat sitting at the top of a homemade, roof high cat tower draped in pothos vines
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Grass 🌱 @grass.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I’m so sick of this planet
TMZ headline: Arizona man tased by officer at gas pump, bursts into flames, accompanied by picture of said pig
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Grass 🌱 @grass.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
She’s still high as a kite hours later, everything must have been spinning poor baby, I’ve never seen her tail so low :(
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Grass 🌱 @grass.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
I lived bitch
Stanced up tortie cat with a bandaged leg, she is high as a kite coming down off anaesthetic
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Grass 🌱 @grass.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Had to leave grief counselling early for an emergency vet appointment
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Grass 🌱 @grass.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Gotta drink more water
A large jar of orangey coloured stock
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Grass 🌱 @grass.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
We’re best friends now
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Grass 🌱 @grass.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Warms the house and my belly :)
A homemade pizza, it is mushroom, prosciutto, red onion and mozarella
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Grass 🌱 @grass.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Was worried I might have had too much anchovy for the broc but it turns out that’s not really possible
A large mound of chopped up anchovy, a baking tray of broccolini waits in the background
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Grass 🌱 @grass.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Steak with green peppercorn sauce and garlic anchovy broccolini
The aforementioned meal on a white plate
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Grass 🌱 @grass.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Behold!
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Grass 🌱 @grass.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
The absolute fucking state of it!!!! We said we hoped for trains to be back for peak hour but waited until it was past 5 to tell everyone to go fuck themselves and figure it out!!!!! As though people who got the train into the city have “their own transport” to get home with!!!!!
Speaking to reporters at lunchtime, V/Line chief executive William Tieppo said the operator was hoping to restore service by the afternoon peak, but by 5.05pm, V/Line advised passengers service would not be restored into tomorrow morning.
“Services continue to be impacted following the national Telstra outage,” the message read. “This includes all services tonight and tomorrow morning. Passengers are advised to defer travel where possible.”
Impact of the outage
“Thousands” of Telstra customers affected
300+
V/Line trains cancelled
Triple Zero calls dropped
Triage issues for Triple Zero callers
Uber drivers unable to take bookings
Retail terminals knocked out
Those passengers attempting to travel from Southern Cross on Wednesday evening were told there were not enough replacement buses and they would be on their own.
FROM OUR PARTNERS
“We’re suggesting all customers make their own way home,” an announcement on a loudspeaker said. “It’s recommended you make your own way home with your own transport.”
Customers were told there would be a two- to three-hour wait for a replacement bus.
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Grass 🌱 @grass.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
I made a little cage to put my fallen hair out for the birds
A tangle of wire inside which is a tangle of hair
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Grass 🌱 @grass.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Scran
Curry in a pan, it’s an orangey brown colour and visible are chickpeas, red onion and spinach
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Grass 🌱 @grass.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
An owl got in the house
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Grass 🌱 @grass.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
A tweet that shows someone saying 9 inches isn’t a big dick, and someone else replying “we got miss deep dish pussy over here”
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Grass 🌱 @grass.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Pasta with scallops and capers
The aforementioned pasta in a frypan
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Grass 🌱 @grass.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
They took her feet :(
A car raised up on a big Jack, it has no tyres
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Grass 🌱 @grass.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Made my mums cookie recipe
4 choc chip cookies on a baking tray
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Grass 🌱 @grass.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Brisket and mac
Shredded brisket in bbq sauceBaked Mac and cheese, the inside is saucy
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Grass 🌱 @grass.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
My baby
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Grass 🌱 @grass.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Me on da toilet
Business signage that says browns piling
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Grass 🌱 @grass.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
A favoured friend was freed from under the fridge
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Grass 🌱 @grass.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Once you start make master stock chicken it’s really hard to stop
Chicken noodle soup, a clean broth with ramen, pak choy, scallions and poached chicken
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Grass 🌱 @grass.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Raspberry-lemon banana-oat bread
Raspberry-lemon banana-oat bread, a square of golden brown baked goodRaspberry-lemon banana-oat bread, a cross section, it is mottled pink with raspberry
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Grass 🌱 @grass.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Flowers for my mama
Delphiniums in a vase behind a rainy window, there are some wilting orchids poking in from out of frame
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Grass 🌱 @grass.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
A thing of beauty, before it is defiled
A fresh unsullied 32cm stainless steel frypan
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Grass 🌱 @grass.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Big Caesar, not the little one 😤
Grilled chicken Caesar salad in a massive bowl
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Grass 🌱 @grass.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Whenever I use this big crazy knife I get an overwhelming urge to chop up my arm
Massive square Chinese knife, looks like a cleaver (it’s not)
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Grass 🌱 @grass.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Chinese noodle soup, the broth was a byproduct of making Kakuni, the chicken was leftover from sandwiches, so all I had to do was season it and add the noodles and veg :)
A pot of the aforementioned soup, the ramen is still straight having not cooked long
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Grass 🌱 @grass.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Look at how fucked up my tonsils are rn
A mouth with tonsils so swollen they almost touch
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Grass 🌱 @grass.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
First soup of the season, if you squint you can see a teenage mutant ninja turtle
Bowl of obscenely thick pumpkin soup with an image of a TMNT in the folds
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Grass 🌱 @grass.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Maybe I’m wrong on this, and I understand the glee and schadenfreude believe me I’m not above that, but even so: it feels like this acronym achieves little but discouraging the madman from ever changing course, something already notoriously difficult
News headline asking if we’re about to see Trumps biggest TACO ever - meaning trump always chickens out
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Grass 🌱 @grass.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
I leave this patch of grass long for the cat to play in but sometimes there are Consequences
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