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Grass 🌱 @grass.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Officially unemployed. Have been since Friday but they sent the email to someone else so only found out today
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Grass 🌱 @grass.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Half expecting a lady on a dragon to fly in and torch whatever this agency is called now
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Grass 🌱 @grass.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Up to season 7 of Mad Men and I have to keep googling the episode synopsis cause it keeps shifting and makes no fucking sense
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Grass 🌱 @grass.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Me: this used to be 3pm Me to myself: okay grandma let’s get you back to bed
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Grass 🌱 @grass.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It’s so funny when pets stand in the doorway and yell at you, like first of all you’re not the boss of me, and second of all who taught you what a room is?
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Grass 🌱 @grass.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Crying holding the box that holds what’s left of my mama and begging her to help me, and wishing she was here, and knowing if she was here I couldn’t tell her about this because it wouldn’t help anyone. Shouldn’t a spirit have more power though? Why won’t love ever save me?
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Grass 🌱 @grass.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I love to sort houses listings from high to low and think things like “pffft 3 mil to live on the river? With the mosquitos? Just for it to flood?” like I’m not gonna be homeless by Christmas
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Grass 🌱 @grass.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
My cat is so upset at me that the sun isn’t out and has been for hours that I fear she may actually take a hit out on me
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Grass 🌱 @grass.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Realistically I will do what I do almost every day: wake up, freak out, pass out from stress, wake up again, feel so filled with self loathing I am compelled to get up, drink a coffee, then escape reality in whatever way I can get my grubby hands on until I can sleep again
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Grass 🌱 @grass.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Making a plan for what to do tomorrow and it involves going to a novel place to do novel things (a new grocery store ) and the way that is setting me up to fail in my current high anxiety state is just stupid, don’t know why I even put it on the list, of course I’m not doing that
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Grass 🌱 @grass.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The moon had the most incredible halo tonight
Bright yellow moon lighting up the sky with a ring of light around it
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Astra Taylor @astra.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Forget grandiose talk of curing cancer - this is what AI is actually doing to healthcare. In the words of one cardiologist: “it’s bots fighting bots, agents fighting agents, a horrible dystopic future nobody wants to live in.”
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Grass 🌱 @grass.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
All the rest of it aside (I am being very restrained) it’s very funny that she thinks she has enough cultural cache to make Cleveland happen
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Grass 🌱 @grass.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Blood! Blood! Blood!
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Grass 🌱 @grass.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Jack Frost and the spring snow
Tortie cat standing near a trail of clumps of white fur
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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 23/09/2026
vibes
a sign that says THIS IS A (burned triangle) AREA. Who knows what it used to say. it's been burned with acid and fire or maybe magic
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Grass 🌱 @grass.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I’ve failed her. I’ve failed myself. I’ve not been able to make up for all the shortcomings of the world, and she died for it, and now I’m staring down the barrel of my own demise too. I’m in free fall and there’s absolutely nothing to catch me.
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Grass 🌱 @grass.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
They’ve literally given me the dumbest, most incompetent union rep that exists. I’m about to lose my job and not even get a couple weeks reprieve. I wanted to get my mum a plaque before her anniversary but now I won’t even be able to pay rent in a few months. I can’t survive this
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The Cathy Wilcox @cathywilcox.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Why would you trust an industry founded on theft to self-regulate?
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Grass 🌱 @grass.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I gave some old meat a sky burial (put it on the shed roof) and I was toooooo scared to check if the crows took it for weeks so I just pretended I hadn’t done that. Anyway I just checked and it’s gone!!!! Thank god!!!!!
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Grass 🌱 @grass.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Neighbours love to point their stadium grade floodlights at your windows
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Grass 🌱 @grass.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
There’s two pigeons loafing on my front drive, like not standing or sitting but both their little bellies are straight on the ground while they preen themselves. Makes my heart sing that they feel safe enough to do that, even with the cat around 🥰
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Grass 🌱 @grass.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Garfield huh I wonder who that’s for meme (looking at a picture of himself with a cross over it)
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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
calling in sick to the kickflip factory and confusing everyone as to whether i'm coming in or not
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Grass 🌱 @grass.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Hey lovely, here is a symptom checker, and this website also has a phone number so you can call and talk to a nurse about your symptoms and they can let you know what to do, totally free www.healthdirect.gov.au/symptom-chec...
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healthdirect Symptom Checker
Not feeling well? Use the healthdirect Symptom Checker to better understand your symptoms and get advice on when to seek medical attention.
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Grass 🌱 @grass.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I’ve been celibate so long I think if I tried to have sex again it’d be like when you open a cupboard and everything falls out
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Grass 🌱 @grass.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
It’s a beautiful day to air your bedding folks!!!! Usually I spray my bedding with alcohol and essential oils, but I’ve stepped my game up today by making HOCl, which should be far more effective at sanitising Can’t wait to slip in to my ultra clean bed tonight 🥰
Pillows and blankets outside in the sunA Pyrex jug with a device in it, bubbles are streaming from the device (it’s making HOCl)
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Grass 🌱 @grass.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Gabapentin baby
A tortie cat asleep showing her belly, her feet beans are visible and her paws are in t-Rex pose
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Grass 🌱 @grass.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Mostly I’m grateful I don’t have to try force her sore little mouth open. I just hold her head and when she goes to say “hey why are you doing that?” bam! Pill to the back of her throat!
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Grass 🌱 @grass.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The great thing about having a chatty cat besides having lovely little conversations with your pal, is that when it’s time to give them pills you can just wait until they start yapping then chuck it down their throat
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Grass 🌱 @grass.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
My baby has been purring big all morning and getting me to rub around her mouth, I gotta believe that she already feels relief even though she just got cut open. She always loved strong knuckle rubs on her jaw and chomps, one of the teeth was fully resorbed it must have ached :(
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Grass 🌱 @grass.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Yeah! Super common apparently, it’s a big relief because I was feeling bad about everything (giving her bones, not giving her enough bones, doing the surgery, not doing it) but this is the best outcome, she must have been hiding so much pain my poor baby, hopefully she feels a lot better soon
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Grass 🌱 @grass.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Yeah it was very expensive, I probably won’t be able to do treatment like this for her again, but hopefully it keeps her healthier longer
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Grass 🌱 @grass.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
YUCK!!! I think I remember you exposing how the portions of these things were already super low, which I found a relief cause not being satiated by them made me feel bad. Can’t believe that could get worse!
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Grass 🌱 @grass.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
dental reabsorption, where their body basically reclaims the teeth So basically this was unavoidable, and hopefully now having these teeth out will give her a much better quality of life. She already seems a little relieved but that’s probably the drugs and my imagination
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Grass 🌱 @grass.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Baby girl is home and doing well, ran straight to her bowl and has been successfully hustling for more food all night I felt terribly guilty that I’d neglected her dental health and caused her pain, but it turns out her teeth are in great shape and cats can have something called
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Grass 🌱 @grass.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I’m sorry it’s such a shit day ❤️
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Grass 🌱 @grass.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Okay the vet called and now I regret making this joke cause they were only gonna take one tooth but now they’re taking three :((((
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Grass 🌱 @grass.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Thanks lovely ❤️ her surgery is non urgent so I’m telling myself she’s just last on the list 🤞
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Grass 🌱 @grass.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Giving it another 30 mins before I call, because 2pm is no longer lunchtime and therefore they should have updates
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Grass 🌱 @grass.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Dropped my cat off 3 1/2 hours ago and they said they’d call me when she was out of surgery which will only take an hour and I know they do all the surgeries over lunch time so I am trying to be Normal and Chil but if she dies I will literally have nothing left sooooooooo
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Grass 🌱 @grass.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
(It’s me, I’m the sexy driver)
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Grass 🌱 @grass.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
It’s so sexy when someone is a fast, competent driver
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Grass 🌱 @grass.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The third time she has walked out the open door to come to this closed door, be let in, then walk straight out the closed door again. I’m glad they’re taking your tooth!!!! I’m gonna ask em to take extra!!!!!
Tortie cat sitting outside a closed sliding door, looking inSame cat same scenario, but she is now looking straight at the camera in an open mouthed meow
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Grass 🌱 @grass.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The cat is mad at me because there’s no sun out but she’s gonna be even madder tomorrow when she gets no breakfast and then has surgery
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Ⓥ Soy Boy ☭🇵🇸 @leftistvegan.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Mu friends Cal and Kishie’s Melbourne home was destroyed by an electrical fire while they survived their belongings and art pieces were damaged days before Cal’s art exhibition was meant to commence. Please help out if you can 🙏🏻❤️ gofund.me/7d5724114
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Donate to Please help Cal and Kishie rebuild their life, organized by Marise Jack
Hi my name is Marise. I'm a good friend of Cal (and Kishie) an artist in M… Marise Jack needs your support for Please help Cal and Kishie rebuild their life
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Grass 🌱 @grass.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
🧐📝
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Grass 🌱 @grass.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Can’t believe it took me until this year to realise the best way to cook broccolini is also the easiest way: chuck it under the grill, turn it if you can be bothered
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Grass 🌱 @grass.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I emptied my bird baths and put them in the sun to dry out, just saw a bird hopping around them 😭 I’m so sorry little guy
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Grass 🌱 @grass.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I know it’s hard right now in the trenches, but I hope you can take a breath, find something soothing, and let yourself remember who you are. The overwhelming feelings will pass, even if it doesn’t feel like it right now, I promise they will
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