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Graeme LF 🇺🇦

@graemelf.bsky.social
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Slightly foxed. Lancastrian. Obscurist. Goonatic. Beatle nut. Christian. Quondam and eventual jazz pianist, I hope. Massively over-sensitive. Kiboshed by ME. Hobbies: leaning against the sideboard gasping for breath.

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Graeme LF 🇺🇦 @graemelf.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I bet Arthur Marshall smelled of Old Spice. #CallMyBluff
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Graeme LF 🇺🇦 @graemelf.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Anything to do with The Magic Flute? #CallMyBluff
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Graeme LF 🇺🇦 @graemelf.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
SINDERS ALERT!!! #CallMyBluff And we all know what a Googol is. A very big number...
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Graeme LF 🇺🇦 @graemelf.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Loving that choker, Ciaran. Very cute. #CallMyBLuff
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Graeme LF 🇺🇦 @graemelf.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Bullet Baxter's having a mare, here. #Mastermind1977
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Graeme LF 🇺🇦 @graemelf.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I GOT ONE! W C FIELDS! #Mastermind1977
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Graeme LF 🇺🇦 @graemelf.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Stop the watch and add a few seconds, Magnus? Please add forty-odd years... #Mastermind1977
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Graeme LF 🇺🇦 @graemelf.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Wattins: Rinchard’s last name. #callmybluff
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Graeme LF 🇺🇦 @graemelf.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Still around! Got married again a couple of years ago aged 91.
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Simon @hungryhatter.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I'll be honest with you, I was as surprised as anyone to find out what was at the very end of the Bayeux Tapestry.
"YOU HAVE BEEN WATCHING" end credits in a Bayeux Tapestry stylee.
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Graeme LF 🇺🇦 @graemelf.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Show us your face for the week
Ronnie Barker looking unsure of things
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Graeme LF 🇺🇦 @graemelf.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
What’s it like inside your head?
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Russian Miner Speaks
Alt: Russian miner being interviewed with a filthy, roaring drunk miner falling over behind him.
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Graeme LF 🇺🇦 @graemelf.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
What gif pops up when you type your name?
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The Goodies Graeme Garden
Alt: The Goodies Graeme Garden, unable to bear it.
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Graeme LF 🇺🇦 @graemelf.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Introduce yourself with 10 acts you’ve seen live: The Who Stevie Wonder Motörhead Status Quo The Flaming Lips The Zutons The Bootleg Beatles Jethro Tull Dumpy’s Rusty Nuts The Houghton Weavers (my first gig, dragged there by my family)
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Graeme LF 🇺🇦 @graemelf.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I’ve got the longest fuse known to man. However, dealing with a care home manager just now who was completely unwilling or incapable of understanding how utterly crap they are, I yelled ‘Bollocks!!!’ at the outset, and the meeting didn’t go any better from then on. Aggressive, me? No, just furious.
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Graeme LF 🇺🇦 @graemelf.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness.
Michael Flanders and Donald Swann.
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Graeme LF 🇺🇦 @graemelf.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Oh geddouttahere… #callmybluff
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Odd This Day @oddthisday.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
When Julian and Sandy opened a bakery
A circular pastry item in plastic wrap, labelled MINCE ROUND
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Graeme LF 🇺🇦 @graemelf.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Godfrey's right on this one. Bet he needed a couple replacing. #CallMyBluff
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Graeme LF 🇺🇦 @graemelf.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Strong aviators game there, Peter. #CallMyBluff
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Graeme LF 🇺🇦 @graemelf.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
#CallMyBluff back on BBC Four tonight folks, at 9:45pm! Sadly the Combover Hour has thinned to 30 minutes, but we live in hope for more treats when Autumn arrives…
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Lev Parikian @levparikian.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
FAFO, FIFA
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Graeme LF 🇺🇦 @graemelf.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Simon has decided that Sibelius’ Second Symphony isn’t as cat-friendly as last night’s RVW On Wenlock Edge, and refuses to sit on my knee. I knew it was a one-off.
Simon the Bengal lurking underneath a garden chair, not enjoying Sibelius’ Second Symphony.
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Graeme LF 🇺🇦 @graemelf.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Simon the Bengal has decided, unusually, that I’m no threat if I’m sat outside listening to Vaughan Williams. I think he likes it.
A cheerful Bengal cat sitting on its owner’s lap.
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Goon Pod @goonpod.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Just think. If the film 1941 had been a hit then there could have been a Goodies movie directed by Spielberg. As Bill said, "One day we had a call from Steven Spielberg. He left a message saying he wanted to make a Goodies film. We laughed it off, but it was true." 1941 tanked, so it didn't happen
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Graeme LF 🇺🇦 @graemelf.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
RIP Bill Oddie - major part of my formative years. Here he is back in 2019, at the last ever recording made by The Goodies, telling Dirk Maggs how to do everything. That was the most joyous night I’ve spent in a theatre for many a year.
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Goon Pod @goonpod.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
I've always felt both Bill Oddie and Eric Idle were frustrated rock stars and if they'd had any sense should have formed a supergroup called ODDLE
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Goon Pod @goonpod.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Coming soon, with @paulwhitelaw.bsky.social
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Graeme LF 🇺🇦 @graemelf.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Professor Stanley Unwin.
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Graeme LF 🇺🇦 @graemelf.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Watching Shirley Valentine yet again to get me in the mood for a forthcoming holiday…and the US dub is really irritating. We’ve lost the full Scouse beauty of ‘two rabbits havin’ a shag’, amongst lots of other bits.
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Graeme LF 🇺🇦 @graemelf.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Just slammed the boot shut on my car and the windscreen shattered. I’m not a happy man.
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Sarah Dempster @dempster2000.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Emitting the following involuntary “body noises”: *Standing up = dying manatee winched from mineshaft *Sitting down = air escaping from punctured pouffe *Bending over = concussed bison wrestled into sack *Sneezing = final roar of once-proud warrior race
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Graeme LF 🇺🇦 @graemelf.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Gutted to hear that my old boss - Rubette, Arthur Daley imitator, incredible jazz guitarist and superb wit - has left the building. Rest easy, guv’nor. 💔
A photo of Tony Thorpe in country gear, with his dates of 1945-2026.
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Graeme LF 🇺🇦 @graemelf.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Well, that affected me less than I thought it might. Always a rugby league fan, and oh yes, cricket. [checks Eng V Ind One-Day score] [retires to garden with a beer, a nice book, and earphones playing Sibelius, where I’ll probably remain until October]
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Graeme LF 🇺🇦 @graemelf.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Hydration break.
A Ronald Searle cartoon of a seedy overweight bloke in a vest holding a glass of red wine and a lit cigarette.
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Graeme LF 🇺🇦 @graemelf.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
No, I went into the kitchen, and I’ve definitely got just the one.
Facebook request for an undercounted fridge.
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Graeme LF 🇺🇦 @graemelf.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Magnificent. That’ll be one of the last filmed sequences with the fabulous Pete McGurk, too.
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Graeme LF 🇺🇦 @graemelf.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Hydration break.
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Graeme LF 🇺🇦 @graemelf.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Wigan won the rugby tonight against Warrington. Lancashire beat Yorkshire in the T20 Blast. A good football match was on. I watched two episodes of a Harlan Coben serial on Netflix because I’m married.
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Goon Pod @goonpod.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
New! SAMIRA AHMED on A Hard Day's Night podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/s... @samiraahmeduk.bsky.social talks about her new book on A Hard Day’s Night & its roots in the world of the Goons; Wilfred Brambell; favourite bits & scenes that never made it; & was Paul Rodney Bewes to John's Tom Courtenay?
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Meepy 👻 @floweroflondon.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
#WorldCup
Michael Palin as football loving Gordon in Ripping Yarns.
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Lev Parikian @levparikian.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
#TheFootball
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Peter Mannion Wants a Twix
Alt: Peter Mannion Wants a Twix
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Graeme LF 🇺🇦 @graemelf.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Hydration break.
Jack Carter force-feeding Eric Paice whisky.
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Graeme LF 🇺🇦 @graemelf.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
The 78rpm record You Gotta Go OWW! by Count Jim Moriarty, Gravely Stephens (pharmacological pianist), and The Masses Alberts.
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Area Man @areamancm.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Hydration break #WorldCup
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Graeme LF 🇺🇦 @graemelf.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Spike Milligan holding a sign that says Spike For Prime Minister
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𝐃𝐚𝐦𝐞 𝐀𝐠𝐧𝐞𝐬 𝐆𝐮𝐚𝐧𝐨 @agnes-guano.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Wreckers of law and order. Communists, Maoists, Trotskyists, neo-Trotskyists, crypto-Trotskyists, union leaders, Communist union leaders, atheists, agnostics, long-haired weirdos, short-haired weirdos, vandals, hooligans, football supporters, namby-pamby probation officers...
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Donna Rees @donnarees.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
🎵 "Yum de Buckerty err rum ting toe...ni ni ni! Yeeeeeoooooooewwwwww!"
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Graeme LF 🇺🇦 @graemelf.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Happy Birthday and Custard! And that is a STUNNING cartoon.
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MꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Who called it a nail bar and not a talon salon?*
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