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Graeme LF 🇺🇦

@graemelf.bsky.social
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Slightly foxed. Lancastrian. Obscurist. Goonatic. Beatle nut. Christian. Quondam and eventual jazz pianist, I hope. Massively over-sensitive. Kiboshed by ME. Hobbies: leaning against the sideboard gasping for breath.

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Graeme LF 🇺🇦 @graemelf.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
www.my9albums.com/s/dTTqoHksU3
my9albums.com
My 9 albums
Split, Revolver, Odessey and Oracle and 6 more. Pick yours on my9albums.
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Graeme LF 🇺🇦 @graemelf.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Scrap that - that was the first of two recorded that night with the same line-up. His last one was the week after.
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Graeme LF 🇺🇦 @graemelf.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I just checked - that was Paddy's last CMB. Arthur Marshall took over in January 1980 some eleven months before Paddy shuffled off his mortal coil.😪 #CallMyBluff
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Graeme LF 🇺🇦 @graemelf.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
My dad used to say "trantalermenterlers" for miscellaneous rubbish. I'll go with Nerys. #CallMyBluff
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Graeme LF 🇺🇦 @graemelf.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I forgave her.
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Graeme LF 🇺🇦 @graemelf.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Loved Frank's muttering 'It's a Carter' when Bonham came up. Must be referring to Helena's dad Raymond, the banker. #CallMyBluff
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Graeme LF 🇺🇦 @graemelf.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Sweeney film? Mmm.
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Graeme LF 🇺🇦 @graemelf.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Oh, Diane Keen. Oh my. Oh my my. Sigh... #callmybluff
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Graeme LF 🇺🇦 @graemelf.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I bet Arthur Marshall smelled of Old Spice. #CallMyBluff
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Graeme LF 🇺🇦 @graemelf.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Anything to do with The Magic Flute? #CallMyBluff
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Graeme LF 🇺🇦 @graemelf.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
One of my very few talents is my pitch-perfect imitation of Sinders, sadly not in great demand these days.
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Graeme LF 🇺🇦 @graemelf.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Oh this should have happened. So much.
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Graeme LF 🇺🇦 @graemelf.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
SINDERS ALERT!!! #CallMyBluff And we all know what a Googol is. A very big number...
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Graeme LF 🇺🇦 @graemelf.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Loving that choker, Ciaran. Very cute. #CallMyBLuff
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Graeme LF 🇺🇦 @graemelf.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I think Joseph Cooper was a bit heavy-handed with the Croft Original in the green room.
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Graeme LF 🇺🇦 @graemelf.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Bullet Baxter's having a mare, here. #Mastermind1977
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Graeme LF 🇺🇦 @graemelf.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I GOT ONE! W C FIELDS! #Mastermind1977
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Graeme LF 🇺🇦 @graemelf.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Stop the watch and add a few seconds, Magnus? Please add forty-odd years... #Mastermind1977
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Graeme LF 🇺🇦 @graemelf.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Wattins: Rinchard’s last name. #callmybluff
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Graeme LF 🇺🇦 @graemelf.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Eli Woods, Albert Modley, Dickie Hassett.
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Graeme LF 🇺🇦 @graemelf.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Still around! Got married again a couple of years ago aged 91.
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Graeme LF 🇺🇦 @graemelf.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Things I was frightened of as a child: Wasps Dogs Dog muck Mrs Cochrane, my infant school teacher, the cow Raggetty from Rupert Bear A full-size picture of a fly in an old encyclopaedia Blancmange Our Berry Magicoal electric fire (pictured. It stank of burning dust and made a scary noise)
A Berry Magicoal electric fire from around 1973.
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Graeme LF 🇺🇦 @graemelf.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Bushwhacking, hornswoggling crogger-crogger.
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Simon @hungryhatter.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I'll be honest with you, I was as surprised as anyone to find out what was at the very end of the Bayeux Tapestry.
"YOU HAVE BEEN WATCHING" end credits in a Bayeux Tapestry stylee.
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Graeme LF 🇺🇦 @graemelf.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Show us your face for the week
Ronnie Barker looking unsure of things
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Graeme LF 🇺🇦 @graemelf.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I think this is the definitive version.
The album ‘Dorset Is Beautiful’ by The Yetties.
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Graeme LF 🇺🇦 @graemelf.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I know the bit you mean. Oh my heart.
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Graeme LF 🇺🇦 @graemelf.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
What’s it like inside your head?
static.klipy.com
Russian Miner Speaks
Alt: Russian miner being interviewed with a filthy, roaring drunk miner falling over behind him.
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Graeme LF 🇺🇦 @graemelf.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I had something like this - double denim masterpiece with 'Club Safari' and an embroidered roaring tiger head on the pocket. It was 1977, mind, and I was eight. British Home Stores, I think.
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Graeme LF 🇺🇦 @graemelf.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Spragnella!
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Graeme LF 🇺🇦 @graemelf.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
With a lot of grumbling I’ve done it this week too, but that’s mainly because my dearly beloved is fed up of me being a big fat Jabba. Might treat myself similarly at Christmas, or if I lose four stone, whichever comes first (Christmas it is…😑).
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Graeme LF 🇺🇦 @graemelf.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I was more than a little disturbed by Robin’s silver tooth to start with…
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Graeme LF 🇺🇦 @graemelf.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
What gif pops up when you type your name?
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The Goodies Graeme Garden
Alt: The Goodies Graeme Garden, unable to bear it.
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Graeme LF 🇺🇦 @graemelf.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
@thatdavidharper.bsky.social I knew I’d seen that face before.
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Graeme LF 🇺🇦 @graemelf.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
The producer Johnnie Hamp of Granada TV also filmed the Beatles in the Cavern in 1962. A bit important, he is (and still is alive at 95, oil painting).
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Graeme LF 🇺🇦 @graemelf.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Early one with Bentine.
Harry Secombe in 1951 pulling a ‘funny’ face.
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Graeme LF 🇺🇦 @graemelf.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Twice - Blackpool Opera House in 1990 supporting Quo, and about ten years later in Birkenhead (grotty dive the name of which I’ve lost in a haze of Newcastle Brown). Great fun band.
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Graeme LF 🇺🇦 @graemelf.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I sat next to Steve Reich when some bods from Liverpool University music department played ‘Four Organs’ and completely hacked it up. He buried his head in his hands and emitted a low moan. I had to stuff my fist in my mouth to control myself.
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Graeme LF 🇺🇦 @graemelf.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Introduce yourself with 10 acts you’ve seen live: The Who Stevie Wonder Motörhead Status Quo The Flaming Lips The Zutons The Bootleg Beatles Jethro Tull Dumpy’s Rusty Nuts The Houghton Weavers (my first gig, dragged there by my family)
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Graeme LF 🇺🇦 @graemelf.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Magenta Oobidoo.
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Graeme LF 🇺🇦 @graemelf.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
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Harry Hill Says Chippy Chips!
ALT: Harry Hill Says Chippy Chips!
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Graeme LF 🇺🇦 @graemelf.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
And I’m really sorry to hear about your Dad. It’s not rare, it’s not acceptable.
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Graeme LF 🇺🇦 @graemelf.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I’m not proud of how I acted just now, but I thought I showed great forbearance in not hitting him with his laptop soundbar when he started to talk over my wife. Saw red then, and the full-blast ‘HOW DARE YOU’ came out. Slammed doors happened.
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Graeme LF 🇺🇦 @graemelf.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I’ve got the longest fuse known to man. However, dealing with a care home manager just now who was completely unwilling or incapable of understanding how utterly crap they are, I yelled ‘Bollocks!!!’ at the outset, and the meeting didn’t go any better from then on. Aggressive, me? No, just furious.
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Graeme LF 🇺🇦 @graemelf.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Hope for us all, there.
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Graeme LF 🇺🇦 @graemelf.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness.
Michael Flanders and Donald Swann.
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Graeme LF 🇺🇦 @graemelf.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I bemoan the fact that my ever-increasing girth and age mean that my Dame Margaret Rutherford impersonation is now facially spot-on. A wobble of the chins and a beady pursing of the lips and you can hear Ron Grainer’s theme.
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Graeme LF 🇺🇦 @graemelf.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
This was the nearest the restraining order let me be, back in 2019 at The Goodies’ Audible recording.
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Graeme LF 🇺🇦 @graemelf.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Oh geddouttahere… #callmybluff
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Graeme LF 🇺🇦 @graemelf.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
A flexidisc from 1971 extolling the virtues of industrial soundproofing. The cover makes me howl.
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