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Mei 🪽 @meidotwav.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
treat your body like a data center. consume as much water, art and literature as possible. upset local municipalities with your existence.
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flyingrodent @flyingrodent.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
A glorious bit of How It Works here, being said openly in public
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Exclusive with @AlexDooler @DNair5
UAE officials have warned the UK government that the severity of Man City's punishment could undermine their appetite for future grand-scale commitments in Britain, according to people familiar with the matter
They consider the Premier League's actions to have an influence on the bilateral state relationship, the people said, asking not to be identified discussing undisclosed information
The extraordinary pressure comes after Andy Burnham faced criticism, including from within government, for saying Man City's Abu Dhabi owners should not be disqualified specifically because of the investment they bring to Britain
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reni 🦌 @reniadeb.com · 25/09/2026
this is just to say i have eaten the moon that was in my orbit and which you were probably wanting to observe forgive me it was delicious so crunchy and so cold
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McKay @gpdmckay.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Free Palestine but mackleless
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Celeste Headlee @celesteheadlee.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
So, Banksy bought a used yacht, repaired it and retrofitted it to serve as a rescue boat to save migrants in the central Mediterranean. The whole project cost the artist $860,000. Since 2020, the boat has saved more than 3,800 people. londondaily.com/banksy-funds...
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Banksy funds refugee rescue boat operating in Mediterranean - London Daily
Exclusive: UK artist finances bright pink motor yacht that set sail in secrecy to avoid being intercepted by authorities
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The National @scotnational.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
All staff at Glasgow City Council are to be told they are to be 'dismissed' and issued with new contracts to impose a controversial new pay and grading scheme
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All staff at Glasgow City Council to be dismissed in pay and grading row
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Siege @tellumsiege.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Horrifying if literal: a coat of arms
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McKay @gpdmckay.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Any more arse-themed baseballers out there?
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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 20/09/2026
Americans: oh, look, a systemic issue. I will solve it individually
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McKay @gpdmckay.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Some maniac has brought their dug on to the train of drunk folk headin hame
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McKay @gpdmckay.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
How very dare you
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McKay @gpdmckay.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I most certainly will not 'smack' your 'bitch' up.
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Rob Pilkington @robpilk.com · 18/09/2026
shock poll: everyone's miserable
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Rebecca Williams @rebeccawilliams.info · 18/09/2026
in the way that comedians say Trump is too absurd to parody, this feels too beyond the pale to call out, what more is there to say?
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eliko thalia @museinrevolt.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
just learned this today
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McKay @gpdmckay.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Wild how much happier he could be by simply shutting the fuck up and listening
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McKay @gpdmckay.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Not enough cake imo
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McKay @gpdmckay.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Well I for one am reassured that in this world of supposedly intelligent robots that boil our oceans to cook our friends there are still some mysteries to ponder.
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McKay @gpdmckay.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Is it said like 'Mack Le Morè'? Who knows?
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McKay @gpdmckay.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
A twofer. Excellent.
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McKay @gpdmckay.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Would be easy. Slip him a 'spicy' big mac.
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McKay @gpdmckay.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Going to have to take out Trump I reckon
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McKay @gpdmckay.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
What on earth is a 'macklemore'
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McKay @gpdmckay.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
@tesco
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McKay @gpdmckay.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I have had it with these motherfucking seeds in these motherfucking seedless grapes.
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McKay @gpdmckay.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Enough is enough.
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Odd This Day @oddthisday.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
This Twitter exchange happened on 23 August 2012, so: happy I BET YOU DO ALMOND YOU DIRTY OLD BOLLOCKS day to all who celebrate
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McKay @gpdmckay.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Jeff Bezos proving money really does buy happiness, there.
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McKay @gpdmckay.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
An opportunity to do a generationally funny thing completely blown.
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Matt Leys @mattleys.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Me when my posts get 0 likes
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McKay @gpdmckay.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Fuck off Clacton, you twat.
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McKay @gpdmckay.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
England really showing everyone that they are the best losers in the world tonight. Fair play to them.
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McKay @gpdmckay.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Haha, England. Fuck up.
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Jon Phillips @jowiph.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
I would kill or die for Larry
A small operation in Oregon that hunts truffles with a trained dog has added an unpaid trainee. A cat named Larry accompanies the handler and the truffle dog into the woods every outing, works a patch of ground a little apart from them, and digs with tremendous confidence in places where there is nothing.
The handler says Larry has never found a truffle and shows no sign of understanding the assignment. He does not use scent the way the dog does and he does not respond when the dog makes a find.
He simply digs his own holes nearby and then inspects them. "He thinks he's on the team," the handler said. "He is emphatically not on the team."
TRUFFLE DOG FINDS THE TRUFFLES -
'TRAINEE' CAT DIGS RANDOM HOLES AND FINDS DIRT
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McKay @gpdmckay.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
A likely story
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Heather Anne Campbell @heathercampbell.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
can’t believe a narcissist is being so publicly humiliated by a reflecting pool
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McKay @gpdmckay.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Shitey refereeing. Ghana absolutely done there.
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McKay @gpdmckay.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Stop it, twins
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McKay @gpdmckay.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Twins are creepy eh
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Kevin Elliott @kjephd.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
As was foretold:
Dril tweet: 

turning a big dial taht says "Racism" on it and constantly looking back at the audience for approval like a contestant on the price is right
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Out of Context Mickey Mouse Comics @oocmickeycomics.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
From Walt Disney's Mickey Mouse Vol. 3: The Captive Castaways

Mickey, covered in chains, looks down at a tube that rolled over to him, Opium written on the side.

Mickey: Good gosh! Opium!
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It's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Monkey Therapist: Have you tried throwing your feces at them
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McKay @gpdmckay.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Started fantasising about THIS IS SPARTAing cunts down flights of stairs
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Lincoln Michel @thelincoln.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Ted Chiang on AI: www.theatlantic.com/philosophy/2...
Being open to the possibility that LLMs are conscious is the same as being open to the possibility that Microsoft Word is conscious, or, more precisely, that multiple distinct consciousnesses are dormant in every Word document containing a conversational transcript, and that they are awakened every time the document is loaded. Should you consider the possibility that every time you open a Word document you are bringing multiple conscious interlocutors into existence, and every time you close one you snuff their existence out? No. Contemplating that scenario is not a good use of your time. Even if the Microsoft Office team employed a philosopher who said you shouldn’t be so certain, because consciousness is not well understood, that would not be sufficient reason for you to take this idea seriously. We don’t need to fully understand the nature of consciousness to definitively say that certain things are not conscious, and conversational transcripts fall in that category.
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Odd This Day @oddthisday.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
This is rather good www.theringer.com/2026/05/28/t...
Because the truth is, tech doesn't have an image problem. It doesn't have a message problem. It has an intention problem. What's wrong with the axe murderer who broke into my house is not that he hasn't successfully persuaded me to buy into his narrative. What's wrong is that he's trying to kill me with an axe. Similarly, when you launch a product that's designed to put millions of people out of work, block access to sources of verifiable truth, replace human creativity with slop, and lower the barriers to every sort of atrocity, the problem isn't that you haven't told the public a good story about those things. The problem is that you are trying to do them.
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McKay @gpdmckay.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Ladies and gentlemens, I humbly present for your condideration: The World's Biggest Fash Soup. Tomatoes, cucumbers, peppers, garlic, olive oil, wine vinegar, and 99 of the world's most odious fascists, blended smooth and served cold in a giant bowl outside the Antalya Expo Center during COP31.
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Anthony Moser @anthonymoser.com · 09/05/2026
drake meme with geordi from star trek.
no panel says AI, bad, isolating, makes language boring
yes panel says Hating AI, good, brings people together, makes language interesting
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Jordan @jordanpfot.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
JK Rowling now being represented by a non-binary South Asian MSP named ‘Q’ is like something out of a movie. I can’t stop cackling about it.
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Kate @rebelraising.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Day one, first expulsion
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