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🌱Gourd🌱

@gourdwithteeth.bsky.social
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I'm exhausted and draw things sometimes. (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧ 18+ only! gourdwithteeth.carrd.co *:・*~trivial oddities, paintings, patches~*:・゚✧ 🚫Anti NFT and AI "art"🚫 Get that shit away from me!

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Roman Nisbet-Liu @romannisbetliuart.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
October 2 - Pumpkin
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setsuna @zerosetsu.bsky.social · 22h
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🌱Gourd🌱 @gourdwithteeth.bsky.social · 22h
*grabs myself by the face and squeezes real hard*
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✶ J i j i ✶ NYCC K33 @jijidraws.art · 06/10/2026
Spooky Snuggle Season 🖤✨💀 #art #spooky
A plus size cutie embracing a jack-o’-lantern while her skelly lover hugs her from behind.  🎨✨
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The Fig Economy @figgityfigs.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Sometimes my wife and I like to send each other text messages as though they’re democratic fundraising messages, and I believe she has produced the jewel of the form.
, it's
and I
have some personal news to share with you.
Being a mom is one of the greatest joys of my life, and I feel deeply that we should have salad tonight
This year has been challenging in many ways, and I have immense gratitude for the kindness and support of family, community, and people like you who have continued to stand by me through everything. It means the world, and I wanted you to be among the first to know that squash is in the oven and kale is in the fridge.As many of you are aware, ve been navigating one of the most challenging periods of my day while waiting for dinner.
Facing baseless federal hunger brought on by not eating since lunch, fighting for the working kids of this country, and now caring for a mean toddler and helping him grow up in a world that isn't always easy. But it has also reminded me exactly why I do this work and who I do it for.
I will never stop working to eat dinner. I will never stop fighting for what is right, even when there is also some feta in the fridge. And I will never stop being so very thankful that you are by my side in this important work and that there is tahini in the pantry for dressing
With love and gratitude,
stop to end
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🌱Gourd🌱 @gourdwithteeth.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Undertale Symphony tonight was such an incredible delight of an evening. The way people cheered for characters, the proud looks on the orchestra's faces, and the solidarity of a loving audience has filled me with determination. 🧡💛💚💙🩵💜❤️
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
They need to make a positively enormous goldfish cracker called a tuna cracker, a single 1,500lb fish shaped cracker
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Small Robots @smolrobots.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
JRR Tolkien: You paint that picture of the key scene from the Two Towers where Frodo and Sam fight Gollum? Donato Giancola: Sure did, Ron, real fuckin' sexy just like you asked. JRRT: What.
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Peach @voidpeaches.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
doing some soulstober drawings again this year! 🧡🎀
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Lunoki @repunseta.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
A photo of a hand holding a pencil with the caption, "This tool doesn't report your activities back to its manufacturer."
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Baileyillustration @baileyillustration.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Born Again. 🌿💀👩🏻🌿
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🌱Gourd🌱 @gourdwithteeth.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
"Everybody's got shit! You live, you laugh, you learn OR lobotomize."
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🌱Gourd🌱 @gourdwithteeth.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
My coworkers are so supportive of me taking a vacation weekend, that they've filled my inbox with threats if they see me in sharepoint.
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Garrett’s not-so-hot takes @garrettmassey.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Attack on Titan is just a Mech anime… a flesh mech anime, to be precise. #aot
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🌱Gourd🌱 @gourdwithteeth.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The large metal garage door at my apartment needs a greasin' It sounds like a ghost getting stabbed. 😭
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Jordan Collver @jordancollver.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Here's the rest of the (non-green) troupe.
Medieval helmets that look like Gonzo, Kermit, Miss Piggy, Animal, Fozzie, and Sam The Eagle
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_Mostly_Ghostly_ @mostlyghostly.bsky.social · 12/10/2023
Samhain lookin’ loser 👻🎃👻
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rae ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ @superaenbow.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
a little gray mouse in a chef’s hat holds a large spoon and sits atop a large pumpkin soup bowl, ingredients floating around them. drawing with simple shapes and lines and a warm feeeling.
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Luke Ontario @coolhand.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Low Libido Beef Burrito

@ellle_em

Your Kentucky Derby horse name is:
A symptom of one of your mental illnesses + the last thing you ate
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The Fake History Hunter @fakehistoryhunter.net · 07/09/2026
Niels made another cartoon! Rejoice! Hang on... that historian looks a bit familiar... www.facebook.com/CouldBeWorse...
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🌱Gourd🌱 @gourdwithteeth.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Older alternative people saying they love my energy gives me the ego of a Dark Souls boss health bar.
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Back in the 80s and 90s every household had one of these olive/pickle grabbing claws in a junk drawer, now no one does. I wonder why this technology is now forgotten, so quickly.
Three white pen-shaped cylinders, with syringe-like red plungers on top. Nearby, the end of one zoomed in, curved metal claws extended, and another one is picking up a gherkin
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🌱Gourd🌱 @gourdwithteeth.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
The most infuriating part in my line of work is explaining to my superiors on a monthly if not weekly basis that their ideas for making "my job easier" would not only have the opposite effect if executed, but that they're fucking their own work up in doing so. Work that I would then have to fix. 🙄
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WOLFSKULLJACK @wolfskulljack.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Kisses 💋💋💋
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JanRock @janrockart.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
(Desolation of) The Untitled Planet
Pulp sci-fi painting depicting a massive, damaged statue of a muscular warrior woman, emerging from the sands of an alien planet. The statue is missing its arms, but the shaft of a polearm it was holding is still embedded firmly in the ground. A small spacecraft is landing beside the statue's legs, kicking up clouds of dust. A sickly yellow creek flows by the landing spot.
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🖤InkyRaene🖤 @inkyraene.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
🪱Apple🍎Beholder🪱 #Art
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Orcspiration @orcspiration.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
YOUR FOES WOULD SEE YOU SLEEPLESS: RESIST AND REST.
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Silver 🐈‍⬛️🐾 @blacksugarpill.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
slick goopy drip 🩸 #art
Illustration of the black cat character named ALT. There are two images of him in organ themed outfits. On the left he has a red bow in his ear, eyeball clips in the other ear, and a red dress with an eyeball belt and belt buckle. The dress has eyeballs on the edges of the dress and long fleshy like sleeves with more large eyeballs on top. On the right he has several ear piercings, a spiked choker, a fleshy veiny crop top with long, flowing intestine sleeves, and red shorts.
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Cloudy🐈 @hellocloudy.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
jumping on the jimothy train
unfired ceramic plate painted with the image of jimothy the raccoon on a tree
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🌱Gourd🌱 @gourdwithteeth.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
If I had a dollar for every instance this week where I answered a question and was met with "you didn't answer my question", I'd be able to buy so many lizards.
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Orcspiration @orcspiration.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
HANG UP YOUR KNIFE, TODAY YOU WILL BATTLE LOW SELF-ESTEEM. AND YOU WILL WIN.
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Marie Enger @ LBX26 Table 409 @soengery.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
How I’m feeling after June
Santa’s little helper smoking a cig
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Chas @ SHADOWHEART ERA @cymk8.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
something something dykes on bikes 🏍️🌈💨 (because it's not pride without some l e a t h e r) #bg3
shadowheart and karlach on a motorbike. karlachc is smoking a cigarette while shadowheart sits backward and on her lap
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Drew Shields (commissions open) @gnarlyghost.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Bodyguard punks
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Bertoni @thebertoni.bsky.social · 11/09/2024
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brysonmcbee | 💾SOTS🐚🎧 @brysonmcbee.com · 28/03/2026
we are all bugs #comic #webcomic
a cow standing over a ladybug wondering: "what's it like to be so small?"cow standing before a fence looking over rolling hills and a big, bright moon in a starry night sky.
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futuredadOfTwo🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 20/06/2026
werner herzog with a speech bubble over the quoted post
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Check out this sword stuck in a stone!!
ⓘ Removed by Arthur
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Mike McMahan @mikemcmahan.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Not my best work, but felt like this was what's on the menu for Bsky today.
Rodger Rabbit shoe being dipped into the green waters of DC.
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caitliwinx ⚔️🍂🪾 @caitliwinx.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Pathetic (ref @mika__katana on IG) #artsky
Drawing of a woman wearing a leather bikini from below, with disdain in her eyes. Text reads “pathetic”
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Natasha Tara Petrović @ NYCC H03 @1000deaddraculas.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
c o s m o s
Rainbow colored illustration of Michiru from Katamari Damacy. She is standing in front of the Earth and exclaiming "Oh! I feel it! I feel the cosmos!" while cousins fall down from above.
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🌱Gourd🌱 @gourdwithteeth.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Time to watch all of Shameless again.
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JaneSlainLane @nyjanelane.bsky.social · 26/06/2024
two chubby grey cartoon kitties, belly up. caption reads: 
#BellySeason
It’s Summer Again, 
Priomordial pouch exposed season 
Oh yes Here we go fellas
 THE POUCH IS OUT, THE POUCH IS SEEN
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🙂 @danneroni.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
RIP to the absolute legend Oliver Tree. Here's some fanart I made back in 2019 💔
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MORGUES @mxmorgan.com · 08/06/2026
generational ink and watercolor on 5x7" cold press with digital edits prints: www.inprnt.com/gallery/mxmo...
a silhouette of a canine disintegrating, the snout between a split skull dissolving into black vapor
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Created Wrongly @creativewronging.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Andy Merrill (Brak) is an Amazon delivery driver. Carey Means (Frylock) got CHF from/exacerbated by COVID & was recently working as a restaurant dishwasher. C. Martin Croker (Zorak) died of sepsis from an infected tooth he couldn't afford to get treated. Capitalism destroys both art & artist.
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🌱Gourd🌱 @gourdwithteeth.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Oh to be a smol lizard on a big, flat, warm rock.
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Ullskay @ullskay.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
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