Sign in

gourd-downey.bsky.social

@gourd-downey.bsky.social
70 followers 149 following 22 posts
PostsRepliesMedia
Reposted by @gourd-downey.bsky.social
Sam “The Great Pumpkin” Thielman @samthielman.com · 28/05/2026
Marge looking at the Flowers By Irene surveillance truck parked outside 742 Evergreen Terrace in Bart the Murderer
10137565043 0
gourd-downey.bsky.social @gourd-downey.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Worst case Ontario
000 0
Reposted by @gourd-downey.bsky.social
derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
tough look for a man with a line of antiperspirant deodorant
Jake Paul wearing a tan three-piece suit, white dress shirt, and gray necktie at a rally. He's standing on stage speaking. He has also sweated through his suit, so there are dark stains at his armpits. A photo of W, which is Jake Paul's line of men's body care products. This specific product is W Original, an antiperspirant deodorant. It promises "24 hour sweat protection."
30580091248 0
Reposted by @gourd-downey.bsky.social
Aubrey Gilleran @aubreygilleran.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Oh, that's just an absolute gut punch to see as soon as you open Bluesky.
2261 0
Reposted by @gourd-downey.bsky.social
Bill Mudron @mudron.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
06020 0
gourd-downey.bsky.social @gourd-downey.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
This sounds like a Nick Mullen bit
000 0
Reposted by @gourd-downey.bsky.social
Roxane Gay @roxanegay.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
One of the many bitter pills to swallow is that there will be not one single consequence for Jerry Seinfeld basically complimenting the KKK and equating them to the phrase Free Palestine. There will be little, if any, media pushback. It’s terrible.
642861458 0
Reposted by @gourd-downey.bsky.social
Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
National Weather Service Grand Forks explaining there’s no threat for tsunami impacts in North Dakota, a landlocked state
“There is no threat for tsunami impacts in North Dakota.

If you are in a coastal area under threat however check tsunami.gov for up to date information and with local officials for any evacuation orders”
2523293602 0
Reposted by @gourd-downey.bsky.social
Aaron Stewart-Ahn @badideas.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
Chappell Roan’s The Giver, a song literally about lesbian topping she did as a country anthem cause she thought it was funny, used for Hockey Night in Canada’s opening tonight & it’s even funnier
582995751 0
Reposted by @gourd-downey.bsky.social
🏴‍☠️ Maddox 🏴‍☠️ @maddox.xmission.com · 23/03/2025
People I wish would shut the fuck up over the years...
4260092 0
Reposted by @gourd-downey.bsky.social
Tim Ellis, TDSB Ward 2 candidate 🍁 @djdynamic.ca · 05/03/2025
If you're wondering about the vibe in Canada right now, I just got served this ad for a brewhouse that is just a portrait of the White House being burned down. No text, just a bigass picture of the White House burning and a link directly to their menu lolol
A gorgeous portrait of the White House entirely aflame, the smoke billowing and the flames lighting up the night sky. It sparks deep patriotic ferver. This is what democracy looks like.

Also there's a white button with blue text below the portrait. The text reads "Learn more" and if clicked it takes you to the menu of a local brewhouse.
865231544426 0
Reposted by @gourd-downey.bsky.social
Lolo @loloverruled.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
GRIMES HAS DIED OF BIRD FLU
2356220 0
Reposted by @gourd-downey.bsky.social
lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 20/02/2025
drugs have taken too many beloved celebrities from us over the years but drugs also have a rare chance right now to radically rehabilitate their image
134113641644 0
Reposted by @gourd-downey.bsky.social
Clark Matthews @clarkmatthews.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
The guy who leads 49.7% of the House of Representatives thinks they are going against insurmountable odds.
861973285 0
Reposted by @gourd-downey.bsky.social
Matt Binder @mattbinder.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
guy with a literal "relationships with teenage girls" section on Wikipedia didn't like Kendrick Lamar what a surprise
Ted Nugent 
@TedNugent
hey Kendrick Lamar you suck!
8:32 PM • Feb 9, 2025Ted Nugent - Wikipedia:
Relationships with teenage girls

Nugent's 1981 song "Jailbait" describes having sex with a 13-
year-old girl. He admitted to several affairs with
underage girls in a Behind the Music episode. Musician
Courtney Love claims that she performed oral sex on Nugent
when she was 12. On a later occasion she said she
was 14.

In 1978, Nugent began a relationship with 17-year-old Hawaii
native Pele Massa. However, they could not marry due to the
age difference. To get around this, Nugent joined Massa's
parents in signing documents to make himself her legal
guardian.
10277971277 0
Reposted by @gourd-downey.bsky.social
Avis Favaro @avisfavaro.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
American health workers looking to relocate? Doorway to practice medicine in Canada 🇨🇦 We have job openings nationwide. www.canada.ca/en/immigrati...
canada.ca
Canada announces new immigration stream specific to health workers
Communities across Canada need health workers. The health field is one of several key sectors of Canada’s labour force which is facing unprecedented shortages. To help respond to this challenge, last ...
13333961805 0
Reposted by @gourd-downey.bsky.social
Jinothy @jinah.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
It should’ve been this plane
41889110 0
Reposted by @gourd-downey.bsky.social
Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 27/10/2024
Timeline cleanse
15056231428 0
Reposted by @gourd-downey.bsky.social
Sclurp @sclurp.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
media.tenor.com
a cartoon character with a mushroom on his head
ALT: a cartoon character with a mushroom on his head
0361 0
Reposted by @gourd-downey.bsky.social
Stone Cold Jane Austen @abbyhiggs.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
Me, talking about the Napster ban
Old Abe Simpson talking to the kiddos
15971142 0
Reposted by @gourd-downey.bsky.social
Musicology Duck @musicologyduck.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
thats ok im already fluent in anxiety
Sign reading Duolingo,
but for Anxiety Created by scientists from Oxford, Cambridge, and Harvard
FREE to use without a subscription with a cute lil blob cartoon character
7669291842 0
Reposted by @gourd-downey.bsky.social
ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
The Arrest of Christ, German artist, 1480-1495, 📸 by @1ontapdigital
394203873801 0
gourd-downey.bsky.social @gourd-downey.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Actually I’m Canadian
010 0
Reposted by @gourd-downey.bsky.social
Gina DiVittorio @gldivittorio.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Europeans watching Americans fix their healthcare system with gun violence
14863233 0
Reposted by @gourd-downey.bsky.social
Eldritch Racasner 🎃🕷️ @velodus.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
You can call posts here "tweets" if you want to. Tweeting doesn't have to be something that was only proprietary to Twitter, which doesn't even exist anymore as a brand anyway. Tweeting can be the act of sharing bit-sized and possibly psychotic musings on a platform like this.
43612137 0
Reposted by @gourd-downey.bsky.social
beth @bethbourdon.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
and i would have gotten away with it too if it hadn’t been for you meddling kids
1685982 0
gourd-downey.bsky.social @gourd-downey.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
People know tariffs are just taxes right?
010 0
gourd-downey.bsky.social @gourd-downey.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
All my parasocials are showing up here on Bluesky-time to forge new, exciting, and unhealthy relationships!
000 0
gourd-downey.bsky.social @gourd-downey.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Deleted twitter, nature is healing (figuratively)
050 0