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@sclurp.bsky.social
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DMs are closed Streaming on Twitch: www.twitch.tv/sclurp ✨ YouTube: www.youtube.com/@sclurp 📺 Sclurp's Ko-fi: ko-fi.com/sclurp 💛 he/him | Business inquiries: sclurpstreams@gmail.com

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Sclurp @sclurp.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Why is it summer II outside in London rn? I shouldn't be sweating this close to Halloween
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Sclurp @sclurp.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Very hard to home in on just 9! #My9games my9games.net/en/edit
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Sclurp @sclurp.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
🔴LIVE NOW🔴 twitch.tv/sclurp 💜
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Sclurp @sclurp.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I had a lot of fun with Halloween the other day. Think I'll dive back into it tomorrow youtube.com/shorts/iPdMX... #HalloweenTheGame
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#HalloweenTheGame made me feel like I was in a scary movie 😱
YouTube video by Sclurp
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Sclurp @sclurp.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
🔴LIVE NOW🔴 twitch.tv/sclurp 👋
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Sclurp @sclurp.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I'll be LIVE in just over half an hour (8pm BST). It's st*b time! 🔪🔪🔪
Stream ad for Sclurp's Twitch channel/ stream featuring Halloween The Game. Listing the stream time for tonight.
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Sclurp @sclurp.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
First review of Wolverine (PS5) I saw says the game plays itself more than any other game. Even failed quicktime events in cutscenes just auto-succeed. The game never seems to let go of your hand when you traverse through its linear levels too, heaven forbid you wander off the intended path.
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Sclurp @sclurp.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Very interesting to do this the day after Nintendo do a: look at all our many games!
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Sclurp @sclurp.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
What I like about where they've taken Metroid Ravenous is that people who don't know anything about the series can call Samus "Metroid," and they won't be wrong anymore.
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Sclurp @sclurp.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Bumping up the price for the Zelda 40th Anniversary pro controller to £93 is crazyyy
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Sclurp @sclurp.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Also, it was nice of Nintendo to give us a heads up about when the Zelda 40th Anniversary stuff was going live on their website so, you know, we could all miss out on it.
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Sclurp @sclurp.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Fav announcement was Metroid Girl Dinner
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Sclurp @sclurp.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Criticism isn't hate 👏
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Sclurp @sclurp.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I *don't* like the way #OcarinaofTime (remake) looks. But it could never look worse than Twilight Princess. So that's something. Much prefer stylised designs over the "hire this guy" Unreal Engine looking graphics. Nintendo of America need to be stopped when it comes to hiring voice actors too
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Sclurp @sclurp.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
🔴LIVE NOW INNIT🔴 twitch.tv/sclurp 🥳
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Sclurp @sclurp.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
🔴LIVE NOW🔴 twitch.tv/sclurp 👋
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Sclurp @sclurp.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Five heatwaves got in the way of me continuing this in July, so we're just gonna carry on over September instead 🤫 TONIGHT, the critically PANNED Aliens Colonal Marines. Now modded to be "fixed". Never tried this one but I know it left a bad taste in everyone's mouths pre-Alien Isolation 😡
A stream ad for "Aliens Month" featuring a black screen with a snarling xenomorph.
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Sclurp @sclurp.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
We did it
Sclurp with his thumb up. The text on the image reads: 344 Dildos.
  There is a tick underneath the text.
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Sclurp @sclurp.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Aaand I'm 🔴LIVE🔴 twitch.tv/sclurp 💜
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Sclurp @sclurp.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I will be 🔴LIVE🔴 tomorrow with an idea I can guarantee no other streamer has done (lmao); How Many "naughty toys" Can I Find (in #Cyberpunk2077) before The Titanic sinks?! Gonna use a real-time sinking video in the corner of the stream. My personal goal is to find 500 before the ship's gone! 👇
A stream ad featuring an image of The Titanic sinking into the ocean. Sclurp is pointing at a censored dildo and the caption reads: "How Many Dildos Can I Find in Cyberpunk 2077 Before The Titanic Sinks?"
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Docrimbo @docrimbo.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Another bump to see if anyone knows of housing in the Twin Cities that might fit. There's no perfect solution here.
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Zach Bussey 🍁 @zachbussey.tos.gg · 12/08/2026
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Sclurp @sclurp.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
I've been playing Xenoblade Chronicles on Switch 2, and the blimin cockney robots are making me giggle during these boss fights. It's pretty campy.
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Sclurp @sclurp.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
My "free year" after thinking I was turning 38 in 2025, is over 🤭
Sclurp pointing at text that reads: Ok NOW I'm 38
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Sclurp @sclurp.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Y'all what's the name of that novel where humans discover advanced alien life on another planet and turns out they're all spiders?
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Sclurp @sclurp.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Criston Cole annoys me. Why do I have to watch this footballer of a man when I could be spending more time watching scenes that have a storyline?
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Sclurp @sclurp.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Posting or reposting clips of films that are IN the cinema? Fastest way to be muted for liiife. LIFE.
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Sclurp @sclurp.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
🔴LIVE NOW🔴 twitch.tv/sclurp ✨
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Sclurp - Twitch
First Title of ALIENS MONTH | !discord | !clip |
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Sclurp @sclurp.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Good or bad, we're diving into a month of ALIEN/ ALIENS games this month. Streams will mostly happen over at: twitch.tv/sclurp 👈 ...mostly. Drop a follow and look out for the going live notifications ✨️
Stream ad for "Aliens Month" featuring a snarling xenomorth and logo for Sclurp.
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Sclurp @sclurp.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
The PS6 is gonna end up being Sony's Wii U at this rate. Deary me.
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Sclurp @sclurp.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Let's keep it up 🙏 (this is me rubbing my hands together like a fly).
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Sclurp @sclurp.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Another thing Ai has ruined.
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Sclurp @sclurp.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
🔴LIVE NOW🔴 Gettin scared in Scotland twitch.tv/sclurp 👈
Sclurp trying to not look tired in his stream ad
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✶ 𝔐𝔬𝔫𝔦𝔠𝔞 𝔇𝔢𝔩𝔤𝔞𝔡𝔬 ✶ @monicadelgado.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
🩸#Bloodborne🩸
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Gayby Shark @viridian.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
The PR rep shutting down questions is one hell of a look
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Sclurp @sclurp.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
I was kinda shocked that the new Xenoblade game looked worse than the last three in every way. Monolith have been so good at pushing hardware to their limits, and this is what they've come up with on Switch 2? Ooft. But also in terms of art design, what is thiiis?!
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Sclurp @sclurp.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
I'm back after a lil tough time. Come: twitch.tv/sclurp 👈 🔴LIVE NOW🔴
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Sclurp @sclurp.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
I'm excited for Exodus but I'm not a big fan of sidekicks that talk endlessly and suck all the atmosphere and mystery out of the scenes. In Mass Effect your squad would chime in here and there but those moments felt so carefully considered. Hoping it's just select moments chosen for this showcase.
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Sclurp @sclurp.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
FUCK
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Sclurp @sclurp.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
They're acclimatising us all to Ai use. Who gives AF if they replace what they generate? They still used it. But it starts like this, then they use more and remind us the last game we loved from them had Ai use. Then the next game has more and then more etc...
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Sclurp @sclurp.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
God people who watch Euphoria are so fuckin dramatic: "They should NEVER hire the writer of this show ever again. It was the most terrible thing I've ever seen. DISGUSTING. Yes I may have loved it and watched every episode, but I was miserable while I enjoyed every second of it!" Shut the fuck uuup
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Sclurp @sclurp.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
The Real Ewok Housewives of Euphoria
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Chiv @finnbarm.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Subnautica 2 has sold enough now that krafton has to pay the 250 mil bonus.
Kamala Harris looking extremely pleased, grinning ear to ear, pointing at something, with subtitles that read: Can someone turn that UP? Harris sits on a black leather chair, in front of a solid wood table, and wears a blue suit.
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Sclurp @sclurp.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
If I see anyone harassing folks in public toilets cos they suspect someone is trans, I'm calling em a pervert.
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Sclurp @sclurp.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
That jelly is taking care of business... #Subnautica2
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Sclurp @sclurp.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
I think there's something outside... #Subnautica2
Screenshot from Subnautica 2, showing the inside of an underwater base with a view of a window being smothered by a large shark-like creature that's swimming past.
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Sclurp @sclurp.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
"You poopin again?" LIVE NOW with more Subnautica 2! twitch.tv/sclurp ✨
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Sclurp @sclurp.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
🔴LIVE NOW🔴 DAY 2 of Subnautica 2! #subnautica2 twitch.tv/sclurp 👈
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Sclurp @sclurp.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
I am very impressed with how alive some of Subnautica 2's creatures feel. This thing was giving me xenomorph flashbacks from Alien Isolation. #subnautica2
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Sclurp @sclurp.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
😅 Subnautica 2 has the same glitches as the first game | New YT short: youtube.com/shorts/G51fl...
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#Subnautica2 has all the same glitches as 1!
YouTube video by Sclurp
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