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Goobiss Rex 🇵🇸 @goobissrex.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Wimp Lo is my hero.
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Goobiss Rex 🇵🇸 @goobissrex.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
He looks incomplete
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Goobiss Rex 🇵🇸 @goobissrex.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
That’s what I was hoping. Leda has been great tho
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Goobiss Rex 🇵🇸 @goobissrex.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I’m saving his run for last
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Goobiss Rex 🇵🇸 @goobissrex.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
He gets sad when you poop at work. That was supposed to be his
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Robby @robbysimpson.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
so long suckers! i rev up my motorcylce and create a huge cloud of smoke. when the cloud dissipates im lying completely dead on the pavement
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Kenny Lauderdale @kennylauderdale.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Goobiss Rex 🇵🇸 @goobissrex.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It’s so the kids keep buying skins over and over
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Marco Ferrari @marcoferrarink.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Chrono
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Goobiss Rex 🇵🇸 @goobissrex.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Only ok if the interviewer gets a sip
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Goobiss Rex 🇵🇸 @goobissrex.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Nick Cage did a bunch of pachinko ads that are pretty funny
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Goobiss Rex 🇵🇸 @goobissrex.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Very excited for you. This was “the game” for me.
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That Preppy Black Girl @tmwillia828.blacksky.app · 21/04/2026
thank you bell hooks
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Goobiss Rex 🇵🇸 @goobissrex.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
These choices made me a little concerned when I ran across them.
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Cowbo Bebo at his Computo @dochaus.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
RIP to Tilly Norwood, who was accidentally uploaded into a Quake 3 Arena match and gibbed by a rocket launcher instead of the SFM machinima she was supposed to appear in. She is survived by her closest kin, Gal Gadot.
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Goobiss Rex 🇵🇸 @goobissrex.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The Rosé ones are so good
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Goobiss Rex 🇵🇸 @goobissrex.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Mandalay! Help me! I’ve come aflame again!
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Goobiss Rex 🇵🇸 @goobissrex.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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princess zandra but kinda chinese @spacehunterm.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
throwback to when Netflix's dub of Godzilla Minus One completely ruined the ending with this fucking line and they had to re-dub after relentless fan outrage.
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Goobiss Rex 🇵🇸 @goobissrex.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
“Fuckin Kumonga”
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Goobiss Rex 🇵🇸 @goobissrex.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 03/09/2026
Minnesota right-wing Alpha News has uncovered the huge scandal that a school board candidate in my hometown of Forest Lake also plays in a rock band! The horror!
alphanews.org
Forest Lake school board candidate moonlights as punk rocker fighting 'fascism' | AlphaNews.org
Forest Lake school board candidate Claire Luger has has performed at “No Kings” rallies sporting "Fight Fascism" t-shirts.
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
A picture of Brian with the text: 
I've tasted the 9-5 and I've tasted unemployment I recommend not being born
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Goobiss Rex 🇵🇸 @goobissrex.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Should Democrats allow Hasan Piker to compete in high school sports? I can only imagine Americans sitting in this line for crusts of bread say it’s the issue that is most important to them
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Goobiss Rex 🇵🇸 @goobissrex.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Watching Rocky Horror and there are so many amazing expressions on Tim Curry’s face.
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Goobiss Rex 🇵🇸 @goobissrex.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Crossovers were the bane of my existence. I don’t wanna but 5 issues of some other comic to understand the story in my favorite comic
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That catgirl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
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oh my god the slot machine company says i have to keep putting coins in their machine or Im Gonna Get Left Behind. thats so scary. and it has to be true because they know more about slot machines than i do

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oh my god the slot machine company says if we dont give them money to build the world's biggest slot machine the chinese are gonna build it first and win all the prizes. and then there wont be any prizes anymore
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Goobiss Rex 🇵🇸 @goobissrex.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
The Menasha tornado ruined my mayonnaise.
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𝔾𝕆ℝ𝔸ℕ @gorangligovic.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
This is how your offspring will talk about you because of your AI posters and fliers and beer labels
Ploppy son of Ploppy from Blackadder II saying: “My father, Daddy Ploppy, was known as Ploppy the Slopper.”
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Goobiss Rex 🇵🇸 @goobissrex.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
This was the worst. Also “BuT iT tAsTeS gOoD”.
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Goobiss Rex 🇵🇸 @goobissrex.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
This is so good
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Goobiss Rex 🇵🇸 @goobissrex.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Schluss mit Floppy-Sterben
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Goobiss Rex 🇵🇸 @goobissrex.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Project Hail Mary was great.
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LittleKuriboh @littlekuriboh.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
how I wanna go out
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Goobiss Rex 🇵🇸 @goobissrex.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Fuck yeah, and it says M A Y O R
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Goobiss Rex 🇵🇸 @goobissrex.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Take the L and go
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Yes, the Problems are bad, but this is no time for radical things like Solutions
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Goobiss Rex 🇵🇸 @goobissrex.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
It’s a certifiable fact that Betty White ate the equivalent of 6 adults worth of human flesh over her lifetime.
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Zeroisanumber @zeroisanumber.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Bullshit, he was having all kinds of fun stealing data and ruining people's lives. He was smiling like a drunken ape in every damn photo he was in and tossing out Nazi salutes.
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journeyman folklorist @aniceburrito.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
You know that annoying asshole we all hate? Well I have resolved to put screenshots of his posts into your feed every day until the heat death of the universe. Enjoy
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Goobiss Rex 🇵🇸 @goobissrex.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Votes are earned
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
you guys this is the greatest thing ever to have happened
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Return of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Lindsey Graham was alot like the stay puffed marshmallow man. He was charming, fun to be around. Seemed like an alright guy overall. But he was also destroying the country, so I’m not sad the ghostbusters did what they did.
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ill-boo-mi @yallchemist.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
I’m saddened to announce the passing of my work colleague, The Zodiac Killer. While we were often on opposing sides of the business, I always enjoyed his silly little scavenger hunts.
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Goobiss Rex 🇵🇸 @goobissrex.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
It’s good. Still in pre-alpha but very playable. There’s plenty to do.
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Polygon @polygon.com · 11/07/2026
Digital Extremes is letting a new batch of players into Soulframe: Preludes during TennoCon
polygon.com
You can play Warframe’s fantasy successor, Soulframe, for free right now
Digital Extremes is letting a new batch of players into Soulframe: Preludes during TennoCon
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Goobiss Rex 🇵🇸 @goobissrex.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Ravioli ravioli give me the formuoli
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Goobiss Rex 🇵🇸 @goobissrex.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
I used to spend $3600 a month on kite maintenance alone.
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