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Tumblr Refugee turned Twitter Exile. Professional (Unlicensed) Advice Giver. Dies to removal. I block minors, grifters, and ai slop. 🔞 NSFW Friendly 26 || Any/All Pronouns || Registered Black Antifa Super Soldier ✊🏿 || Engaged!!! 💍

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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 5h
The Nathan For You dog saying “so sorry I died”
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Sunny with a 30% Chance to Flinch @goldwhining.bsky.social · 21h
I've been randomly saying this to myself since I first saw it and it has made me 4% less tolerable to be around
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psudonym @psudonym.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Garth Marenghi Garth Marenghi'S Darkplace
Alt: Garth Marenghi calling writers who use subtext, cowards
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heute jedoch nicht @heutejedochnicht.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
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Meta-Adbusting in der Londoner U-Bahn
Jeffrey Epstein mit Ray Ban Meta-Smartglasses und Denkblase „Finally, a pair that suits me...“
Caption: „GLASSES FOR PEOPLE WHO DON'T DO CONSENT“
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helen @homotoptheory.northsky.social · 01/10/2026
tumblr post:
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Every time some fash posts about Real Art vs
Duchamp's Fountain it's like lol that urinal has been kicking your ass for a hundred years

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Marcel Duchamp kicked the bucket 55 slutty, slutty years ago and you can't get him out of your head.
You're half as old as he is dead and you are worshiping at his altar, you are drinking his piss. He won.
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Kenny Lauderdale @kennylauderdale.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I want to thank whoever made this image. Still one of the funniest things I've ever seen.
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jamie @lmaonadestand.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
no love in this world #sad
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Action Shakespeare 🐙🤤 @thatgalinthehat.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Environmental storytelling at the elementary school
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Bruno Dias @brunodias.dev · 01/10/2026
# BANNED AND RESTRICTED ANNOUNCEMENT / 09/30/2026 One-card spread: The Ten of Swords is *banned* The Nine of cups is *banned* Another season of pro tarot league is almost upon us. While most formats are thriving, in the fast and degenerate world of one-card we're seeing concerning metagame data,
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Sunny with a 30% Chance to Flinch @goldwhining.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
taking a shit at work and if anyone makes eye contact with me while I'm going back to my desk, I'm going home
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Big Joel @bigjoel.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The angel of kindness just before I’m about to commit seppuku over wanting a toned body
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James O’Loughlin @jamesoloughlin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Cats with Jobs ⚒️ @catworkers.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Bruno J. Navarro @brunojnavarro.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

FLOCK OFF
CEO of Flock Garrett Langley doesn't like his photo being shared publicly
NOTICE NEWS
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Tony Zaret @tonyzaret.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Confronting My Wife's SELFSHIP #baldursgate3 #yumeshipping
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Getlucky12341 @getlucky12341.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
They literally allow wanted criminals at Universal Studios
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Thought Slime’s monster @slimemildred.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
What if they are qualified?
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Ste Jormur @stejormur.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Dril tweet reading "if you ask me this election could end about 100 different ways:
1) trump gets 0% of the vote
2) trump gets 1% of the vote
3) trump gets 2% o"
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jamie @lmaonadestand.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
when you think you’re taking the obvious loot path but it was actually the progression path and a cutscene triggers
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Sunny with a 30% Chance to Flinch @goldwhining.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
WHY do companies even HAVE Adobe on our computers if NONE of pdf editor tools are available??? Just so I can open a pdf SLOWER????
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Leah McElrath @leahmcelrath.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
AP Stylebook warns against anthropomorphizing AI systems: “Avoid language that gives them human characteristics… Instead, explain what a system does, how well it performs, who built it and who could be affected by it.”
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Artificial intelligence systems do not think, feel, want or understand. Avoid language that gives them human characteristics. This is called anthropomorphizing, when we ascribe human traits, emotions or behaviors to non-human things, such as animals or inanimate objects.
Instead, explain what a system does, how well it performs, who built it and who could be affected by it.
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SmashMarioPro2000 @smashmariopro2000.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
"Man I hope we see an Ace Attorney announcement soon"
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Sunny with a 30% Chance to Flinch @goldwhining.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Please abandon Discord
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Sunny with a 30% Chance to Flinch @goldwhining.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
If I EVER step foot in a city with a Cookout while I am on vacation, I will have gone twice before going home.
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
26 years ago
onion headline from 2000: Black Guy Photoshopped In, showing side-by-sides of a cover of a course guide with a Black student added to the second cover
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👻👹 boo-rit 👹👻 @britculpsapp.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
roses are red moo goes the cow
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Sunny with a 30% Chance to Flinch @goldwhining.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Thank GOD the Raiders abandoned their people so I no longer have to care about the NFL. I've been seeing some premium cope across the board and it's only like week 2
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Taniel @taniel.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
A post that’s so eye-opening because this is exactly what liberals will say is GOP distraction tactics, almost as a parody— and here it really is what Gaetz is saying unironically as his GOP message.
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Charles Pulliam-Moore @charlespulliam.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The Emma Frost x Miss Piggy comic has hit the internet and it's so, so, so much more magnificent than I ever could have hoped for
Emma Frost: "Emma Frost, darling. I'm a telepath. May I read your mind to ascertain if you're telling the truth?"

Miss Piggy: "But of course, darling I am an open book, a tell-all memoir."Emma Frost telepathically witnessing the entirety of Miss Piggy's life.Wolverine: "Frost? She legit?"
Emma Frost: "She's..She's... She's everything. And I would die for her."
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Jack Saint @lackingsaint.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
destiny and asmongold are calling northernlion a "disgusting" person? yeah ok buddy 90 minutes on the peloton let's see your stream after
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Sunny with a 30% Chance to Flinch @goldwhining.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Remember when Tim Pool said child marriage is good because otherwise children will be born out of wedlock?
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 22/09/2026
whenever i hear some variation on "but what if trump does X or Y or Z" i think of this ulysses s. grant remark to a subordinate during the wilderness campaign.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 22/09/2026
Glamour Of Lamborghini Negated By Indiana Plates
Glamour Of Lamborghini Negated By Indiana Plates
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psudonym @psudonym.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
allowing myself a little doomsaying to say Gavin Newsom is a butthead.
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mcc @dryad.technology · 20/09/2026
Hey, I notice you're trying to influence political candidates during an election. That's really inconvenient, politically speaking. Wouldn't it be better to wait until after the election, when the candidate has everything they need from you, and you have zero leverage?
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
"Wait, politics are REAL?!"
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Sunny with a 30% Chance to Flinch @goldwhining.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
It's insane just how unusable Discord is without Nitro. Someone should get their ass beat
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Bruno Dias @brunodias.dev · 21/09/2026
if the average price of gasoline reaches $5/gal and distrust of the political process becomes widespread, there is a chance the United States will enter what historians call the cool zone
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Bruno Dias @brunodias.dev · 18/09/2026
A version of the "Aella's birthday gangbang" Sankey diagram but it's about Bluesky posters thinking about posting Sankey diagram jokes, leading from "thought about Sankey diagram joke" through various iterations of workshopping and writing the joke (with various dead ends due to forgetting about it, losing interest, etc). Eventually at the end the joke is finally posted; some posters do numbers with it, some don't, some came in a fluffer
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a man is walking down a wooded riverbank when he passes a mysterious person in a hooded tunic. The mysterious person is holding a lute-like string instrument and is sitting on a tree stump in front of the instrument’s open case in the ground, like a street busker. The mysterious busker calls to the passerby, “traveler… let me play you a song from another time…” Panel 2: in a psychedelic display, the busker reveals to the man all the beautiful and horrible truths of the universe through a mystical song. The traveler seems overcome with a feeling of awe. Panel 3: the man tosses a dollar into the open instrument case. The busker says, “one dollar? Seriously?” The man, returning his wallet to his pocket, says, “dude— I’m not giving you my twenty.”
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Generational pull
Three panel comic. A man sits on the couch with his dog. In front of him on the coffee table is a plate of crackers. The man is opening a tin of sardines. Panel 2: the man stares in complete awe at whatever is inside the open sardine tin. Panel 3: screenshot of a page on eBay selling the contents of the tin, listed as Sardine Michael Jackson - Dangerous Era (RARE). There is a sample image of the item, which literally is a sardine in the exact shape of a headshot/bust of Michael Jackson from a photoshoot promoting his 1991 album, Dangerous. It’s listed in mint condition and the starting bid is $1000.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: a girl wakes up in bed. Groggily, she says, “ugh… did I put the snacks away?” Panel 2: upon entering her kitchen, she discovers two human-sized cockroaches wearing bathrobes making themselves at home. One is using her coffee maker and the other is sipping coffee from a mug that reads “Best Granddaughter”. There is an open bag of nacho cheese chips on the counter.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: Genghis khan is sitting in a throne room. His advisor enters with a fruity drink in hand. The advisor proclaims, “Genghis Khan! I bring a gift from a faraway land!” Panel 2: he continues, “a ‘strawberry margarita.’” Genghis takes a delicate yet generous sip. Panel 3: Genghis and his advisor exchange smiles. Genghis says, “yeeooo that’s fire”
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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller September 17,1966
P1- NANCY IS OUT OF HER BED AND WALKING IN HER SLEEP, SHE IS WALKING TOWARDS THE FRONT DOOR 
P2- NANCY IS SLEEPWALKING OUT IN THE FRONT YARD , IN HER PAJAMAS, ITS RAINING 
P3- NANCY SLEEPWALKS BACK INSIDE THE HOUSE 
P4- NANCY GOES BACK OUTSIDE, SHE IS STILL SLEEPWALKING, IT’S STILL RAINING BUT NOW SHE IS CARRYING AN UMBRELLA
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Sunny with a 30% Chance to Flinch @goldwhining.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I can't tell if it feels better to have your nose finally not be stuffy or to finally shit when you're constipated but holy fuck not being sick anymore is awesome
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Sunny with a 30% Chance to Flinch @goldwhining.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
When I call a business and an AI chatbot answers with FAKE OFFICE NOISES in the background it makes me want to post something that'll put me on a watchlist
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Frasier D&D @frasierdnd.bsky.social · 07/11/2024
FRASIER: “Isn’t this exciting, dad? You’ve mastered the basics, earned some victories, and now leveling up allows you access to fresh possibilities!” MARTIN: “You know, it takes a special kind of person to think that the reward for learning rules is having to learn more rules.”
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Frasier D&D @frasierdnd.bsky.social · 07/11/2024
NILES: “Well, that’s absurd.” FRASIER: “I’m sorry, Niles, but your Barbarian’s Rage is all tapped out for this day.” NILE: “Just my luck. A whole fantasy world full of demons, fiends, and monstrosities… and me with the one Barbarian who remembers his deep breathing exercises.”
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Frasier D&D @frasierdnd.bsky.social · 07/11/2024
[NILES OPENS THE GIFT BOX] NILES: “New dice for our games! Thank you, Frasier. You know, I’m not prone to superstition, but one can’t help but hope these are luckier than the last-“ [NILES ROLLS THE DICE AND STARES AT THEM] NILES: “Ah, well. There’s always next year.”
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Arrest him?
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