Reposted by 𝙶 𝚘 𝚕 𝚍 𝚒 𝚖 𝚘 𝚌 𝚔 𝚜LadyBusiness @ladybusiness.bsky.social · 13/02/2026[threateningly] 211322
𝙶 𝚘 𝚕 𝚍 𝚒 𝚖 𝚘 𝚌 𝚔 𝚜 @goldimocks.bsky.social · 28/05/2025Gambling at 39 is knowing if you twist a bit further you’re going to crack your back & either feel immense relief or nothing from the waist down & you’re like “yep” 170
𝙶 𝚘 𝚕 𝚍 𝚒 𝚖 𝚘 𝚌 𝚔 𝚜 @goldimocks.bsky.social · 24/05/2025I love the film magnolia bc whenever I’m self sabotaging I’ll be like 🎶dreams can come true look at me babe I'm w/ you, you know you gotta have hope, you know you gotta be strohoohong 040
𝙶 𝚘 𝚕 𝚍 𝚒 𝚖 𝚘 𝚌 𝚔 𝚜 @goldimocks.bsky.social · 24/05/2025just said “goodness 𝑔𝑟𝑎𝑐𝑖𝑜𝑢𝑠 wouldya look at those begonias” am I getting whiter 2154
Reposted by 𝙶 𝚘 𝚕 𝚍 𝚒 𝚖 𝚘 𝚌 𝚔 𝚜Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 05/05/2025If you love hearing white people say “gracias,” do I have a holiday for you. 30664108
𝙶 𝚘 𝚕 𝚍 𝚒 𝚖 𝚘 𝚌 𝚔 𝚜 @goldimocks.bsky.social · 04/05/2025Can’t wait til the new baby has more blooms 🌱 0132
Reposted by 𝙶 𝚘 𝚕 𝚍 𝚒 𝚖 𝚘 𝚌 𝚔 𝚜inkedupandsonic @sonictyrant.bsky.social · 30/04/2025[Young Gary Busey sleeping] the tooth fairy:*into headset mic* wow ima need back up 218660
Reposted by 𝙶 𝚘 𝚕 𝚍 𝚒 𝚖 𝚘 𝚌 𝚔 𝚜.chantal//RYAN @thoughtrise.bsky.social · 23/04/2025unfollowing everyone on linkedin except this guy 6954509311439
Reposted by 𝙶 𝚘 𝚕 𝚍 𝚒 𝚖 𝚘 𝚌 𝚔 𝚜Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 23/04/2025TRISCUIT BOX: recommended serving 6 triscuits ME: *calculating* that's 18 scuits 271123110
𝙶 𝚘 𝚕 𝚍 𝚒 𝚖 𝚘 𝚌 𝚔 𝚜 @goldimocks.bsky.social · 11/04/2025Taxes are so judgmental like are you married [no] do you have kids [no] omg bitch do you even own a house 2183
Reposted by 𝙶 𝚘 𝚕 𝚍 𝚒 𝚖 𝚘 𝚌 𝚔 𝚜Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 09/04/2025Rep. Steven Horsford to Greer: "So the trade representative hasn't spoken to the POTUS about a global reordering of trade, but yet he announced it on a tweet? WTF! Who is in charge? It looks like your boss just pulled the rug out from under you. There is no strategy ... is this market manipulation?" 18464251113436
𝙶 𝚘 𝚕 𝚍 𝚒 𝚖 𝚘 𝚌 𝚔 𝚜 @goldimocks.bsky.social · 09/04/2025lol I’m like HEH HEH I hate myself but also HEH 110
𝙶 𝚘 𝚕 𝚍 𝚒 𝚖 𝚘 𝚌 𝚔 𝚜 @goldimocks.bsky.social · 09/04/2025[eating] heh heh you could say I’m forklift🍴certified 120
𝙶 𝚘 𝚕 𝚍 𝚒 𝚖 𝚘 𝚌 𝚔 𝚜 @goldimocks.bsky.social · 05/04/2025#DyingForSex is so incredibly good. (hulu 📺) 000
𝙶 𝚘 𝚕 𝚍 𝚒 𝚖 𝚘 𝚌 𝚔 𝚜 @goldimocks.bsky.social · 04/04/2025After a doctor gets roasted are their colleagues like “time of death: 3:17pm” 0136
Reposted by 𝙶 𝚘 𝚕 𝚍 𝚒 𝚖 𝚘 𝚌 𝚔 𝚜Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 31/03/2025Every morning 3888183
𝙶 𝚘 𝚕 𝚍 𝚒 𝚖 𝚘 𝚌 𝚔 𝚜 @goldimocks.bsky.social · 31/03/2025ROMANCE, I say, pressing cling wrap to half my face, turning up November Rain 1125
𝙶 𝚘 𝚕 𝚍 𝚒 𝚖 𝚘 𝚌 𝚔 𝚜 @goldimocks.bsky.social · 29/03/2025Idk somekne told me that & this seems genuine but someone just mentioned it may not be true so idk 😭 m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZkkT...m.youtube.comBill Burr and Billy Corgan Family Reunion Gone WrongYouTube video by Howie Mandel Does Stuff Clips 010
𝙶 𝚘 𝚕 𝚍 𝚒 𝚖 𝚘 𝚌 𝚔 𝚜 @goldimocks.bsky.social · 28/03/2025Unlike their scrolls (receipts) the texts are so short 110
𝙶 𝚘 𝚕 𝚍 𝚒 𝚖 𝚘 𝚌 𝚔 𝚜 @goldimocks.bsky.social · 28/03/2025CVS out here keeping ppl’s meds on track with that “or else” energy 396
𝙶 𝚘 𝚕 𝚍 𝚒 𝚖 𝚘 𝚌 𝚔 𝚜 @goldimocks.bsky.social · 28/03/2025but what if we got stoned & listened to the postal service in the dark together like it’s 2003 2192
𝙶 𝚘 𝚕 𝚍 𝚒 𝚖 𝚘 𝚌 𝚔 𝚜 @goldimocks.bsky.social · 28/03/2025Using “nebulous” nonchalantly in a coherent sentence 020
𝙶 𝚘 𝚕 𝚍 𝚒 𝚖 𝚘 𝚌 𝚔 𝚜 @goldimocks.bsky.social · 27/03/2025“I guess” HOW DARE YOU jk I haven’t been on social much. But Olive is doing a lot better (we had a scare / injury buts she’s almost all the way recovered) 110
𝙶 𝚘 𝚕 𝚍 𝚒 𝚖 𝚘 𝚌 𝚔 𝚜 @goldimocks.bsky.social · 27/03/2025Oh that’s so much healthier I love that for you 💕 110
𝙶 𝚘 𝚕 𝚍 𝚒 𝚖 𝚘 𝚌 𝚔 𝚜 @goldimocks.bsky.social · 27/03/2025Hahha I mean I get it if they came from being poor to not be fr. I’m crazy appreciative rn that I’m ok on bills but ofc that can change in and instant 😩 010
𝙶 𝚘 𝚕 𝚍 𝚒 𝚖 𝚘 𝚌 𝚔 𝚜 @goldimocks.bsky.social · 24/03/2025Sorry I was late I had to tell my dog I love you for the 20th time before leaving 1132
𝙶 𝚘 𝚕 𝚍 𝚒 𝚖 𝚘 𝚌 𝚔 𝚜 @goldimocks.bsky.social · 08/03/2025Looking forward to eating things that absolutely piss off my body bc what is self care anyways 🫠 150
𝙶 𝚘 𝚕 𝚍 𝚒 𝚖 𝚘 𝚌 𝚔 𝚜 @goldimocks.bsky.social · 08/03/2025There’s a local group who organizes all these and they’re great. Not on here but play have spread the word? 110
Reposted by 𝙶 𝚘 𝚕 𝚍 𝚒 𝚖 𝚘 𝚌 𝚔 𝚜(spoo)key @lefttwix.com · 05/03/2025[doing my daily affirmations in the mirror] i am the horror and i will be persisting 3836261538
𝙶 𝚘 𝚕 𝚍 𝚒 𝚖 𝚘 𝚌 𝚔 𝚜 @goldimocks.bsky.social · 05/03/2025“The days of unelected bureaucrats are over” BITCH WHAT DO YOU CALL MUSK 190
Reposted by 𝙶 𝚘 𝚕 𝚍 𝚒 𝚖 𝚘 𝚌 𝚔 𝚜Travis comma bitch @prof-hinkley.bsky.social · 01/03/2025I put my pants on just like everyone else: crying 5555106
Reposted by 𝙶 𝚘 𝚕 𝚍 𝚒 𝚖 𝚘 𝚌 𝚔 𝚜Nappy Dolemite @nappydolemite.bsky.social · 28/02/2025Buying from local vendors today (dealers) to make sure I have enough supplies (drugs) for the apocalypse (apocalypse) 739686
