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GoldenToucan

@goldentoucan.bsky.social
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Vibe curator. Bullshitter. Bot Influencer.

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Good Garvey Day @bperry149.blacksky.app · 20/02/2026
Sometimes you have to be disrespectful to show people how respectful you’ve been.
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Erik Larsen @eriklarsen.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
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jasmine👻 @jazzybean.blacksky.app · 19/06/2025
HAPPY JUNETEENTH MY BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE ❤️🖤💚
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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
"You know, I saw SINNERS three times in theaters."
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stormcat10.bsky.social @stormcat10.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
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Zach Everson @zacheverson.com · 20/05/2025
Apologies for yelling, but— SCOTUS COULDN’T DO ITS JOB BECAUSE TOO MANY JUSTICES HAVE BOOK DEALS WITH A PARTY IN A CASE
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Supreme Court Ethics: Ta-Nehisi Coates Case Won’t Be Heard Due To Recusals
The case involves the publisher behind many of the justices’ books.
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
Rep. LaMonica McIver being charged by Trump’s DOJ for “assaulting” a cop is particularly scary because it was all on camera with many witnesses and the administration feels comfortable enough to straight up lie with impunity and target a sitting congresswoman
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Scott Shapiro @scottjshapiro.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
You know you’re winning when you post “We are NOT the Gestapo!”
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GoldenToucan @goldentoucan.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
Iconic
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Denny Carter @dennycarter.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
A big part of deradicalization - as silly as it might sound - is getting sports fans out of the X swamp. They stew in there. They ingest fascist messaging unconsciously. It makes them sick. We need every major sports league here.
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Stephen Schwartz @atomicanalyst.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
HAL 9000 was given contradictory programming, making it paranoid and leading it to choose mass murder as the only way to protect itself and execute its mission. Grok “behaves” with slightly more self awareness, but will apparently do whatever it’s told unless its responses are called out as wrong.
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Hal9000 Hal GIF
ALT: Hal9000 Hal GIF
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Denny Carter @dennycarter.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
Typical NFL politics QB: Republican RB: Republican TE: Republican WR: Anarchist
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Ras J. Baraka @rasjbaraka.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
This is the moment I was invited into Delaney Hall. Nobody was kicking or shoving like the coverage suggests. We were invited in.
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GoldenToucan @goldentoucan.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
I need an excitement check from Bluesky’s resident spurs fan @sheaserrano.bsky.social How we feeling about the number 2 pick?
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burnt undertones @burntundertones.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
Gavin Newsom how to be a piece of shit
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 10/05/2024
Comrade Linus ✊✊
Peanuts comic panel of a schoolroom, Linus is looking back over his shoulder saying 

No one is going to give you the education you need to overthrow them
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Al Cappuccino…☕️🇮🇹 @alcappuccinoit.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
If no one is above the law, why are the criminals in power?
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Jen Mercieca @jenmercieca.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
If they suspend Habeas Corpus, it won't just be for "migrants" or "illegals" or "criminals." If they suspend Habeas Corpus it will be for you and me and whomever this regime decides is unfit, undesirable, and a threat or a problem. This is how it works. This is how it's always worked.
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Tiricohairline @trejames.blacksky.app · 11/05/2025
I skeet for the people that have had sex on a waterbed.
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Brooke @brooklynmarie.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
Maybe they should have listened to everyone begging then to step up against fascism
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
The Direct TV story is funny, he was the same charlatan I went to when I needed a fake inspection sticker because I knew my car wouldn't pass. He was like a handyman but for scams
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 10/05/2025
in light of the fact that "doing something" keeps working and seems popular, i think that the people in charge of doing something should do something
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Art Candee 🍿🥤 @artcandee.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
ICE is the Gestapo. Full stop.
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NBA Stat @nbastat.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
Draymond: “The agenda to keep trying to make me look like an angry black man is crazy. I’m sick of it. Its ridiculous “ Also Draymond... 👇 (via HaterReport) #NBA
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
Making Belichick and Saban do VR sex like they’re in The Lawnmower Man
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SarcasticMike @sarcasticmike.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
The lord shall provide: bsky.app/profile/tole...
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Aaron Reichlin-Melnick @reichlinmelnick.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
The new Pope didn't tweet once in 2024. In 2025, he's posted 5 times, in which he: - Criticized JD Vance's views on Catholicism and Jesus - Posted an article opposing Trump's immigration policies - Retweeted twice about the Pope's health - Retweeted a criticism of Trump & Bukele's laughter at KAG.
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As Trump & Bukele use Oval to 🤣 Feds’ illicit deportation of a US resident (https://bit.ly/3ROMjnP), once an undoc-ed Salvadorean himself, now-DC Aux +Evelio asks, “Do you not see the suffering? Is your conscience not disturbed? How can you stay quiet?” https://bit.ly/4j700KN

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Feb 25
We continue praying together the Holy Rosary for the health of #PopeFrancis  this evening at 9 PM in St. Peter’s Square, The prayer today will be presided over by His Eminence Cardinal Louis Antonio Tagle, Pro-Prefect of the Dicastery for Evangelization. #pope #PopeFrancis
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#PrayForThePope #GoodNews: The Holy See Press Office has announced that Pope Francis' health is improving. Let us pray together for his full recovery 
@franciscus
  Be strong, We are looking forward to seeing you again soon at St. Peter's Square.
#WeLoveOurPope
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Feb 13
Pope Francis’ letter, JD Vance’s ‘ordo amoris’ and what the Gospel asks of all of us on immigration
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JD Vance is wrong: Jesus doesn't ask us to rank our love for others https://ncronline.org/node/292716 via 
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Secular Talk @kylekulinskishow.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
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Oliver Willis @owillis.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
never thought id live in a country where we literally abduct people off the street in broad daylight for wrongthink and nobody stops it.
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 07/05/2025
black smoke from the sistine chapel, as the papal conclave has failed to successfully burn all evidence of centuries of coordinated child abuse
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Anat Shenker-Osorio @anatosaurus.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
Not calling for impeachment is telling people you believe he has not committed an impeachable offense.
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Secular Talk @kylekulinskishow.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 05/05/2025
NOT A VIOLENT CRIMINAL Heidy Sánchez was deported from Florida to Cuba—without her 17-month-old American daughter. She followed a routine ICE check-in. Trump’s agents detained her, gave her no option to take her baby, and ripped their family apart. She’s heartbroken.
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PatriotTakes 🇺🇸 @patriottakes.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
It’s starting to click…
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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
I think you can conclude that every job given to Marco Rubio is one Trump doesn’t think matters to his central corruption project.
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onion person @junlper.beer · 30/04/2025
this would be so funny if this guy wasn’t president
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💙💙💙💙Blue wave resistance💙💙💙💙 @eliminatethegop.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
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Amanda Katz @katzish.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Another insane story. The US has confiscated this family’s baby and put her into foster care, basically because the parents have tattoos — and deported the mom to Venezuela and trafficked the dad into prison in El Salvador. They have no known criminal record
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Jules Suzdaltsev @jules.su · 21/04/2025
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Benjamin Dreyer @bcdreyer.social · 14/04/2025
“I don’t know what the laws are.” —the president of the United States
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southpaw @nycsouthpaw.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
The president told a Central American dictator to build five more massive slave labor camps to hold US citizens.
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The Baldfather @solochills.blacksky.app · 11/04/2025
It's not a fuck given Friday
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Jim Mayer @jmayday.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
Project 2025- keep them sick, poor, and dumb.
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Costa Samaras @costasamaras.com · 28/03/2025
On government phones, you can only install a small numbers of approved apps. Signal is not one. It's a scandal.
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Evan Greer @evangreer.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
The "political polarization" people basically just mean that people who have basic empathy should try to understand sociopaths and be more like them
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Wanna Hear Some Halo Lore? @stefanheck.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
Pete Hegseth having to blow into two breathalyzers at the same time to launch the nukes
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Hayden Black @haydenb.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
When you have no problem storing the nation's deepest secrets in your bathroom, the whole world becomes your toilet.
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