Reposted by GoldenToucanGood Garvey Day @bperry149.blacksky.app · 20/02/2026Sometimes you have to be disrespectful to show people how respectful you’ve been. 22719
Reposted by GoldenToucanjasmine👻 @jazzybean.blacksky.app · 19/06/2025HAPPY JUNETEENTH MY BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE ❤️🖤💚 7158701156
Reposted by GoldenToucanZach Everson @zacheverson.com · 20/05/2025Apologies for yelling, but— SCOTUS COULDN’T DO ITS JOB BECAUSE TOO MANY JUSTICES HAVE BOOK DEALS WITH A PARTY IN A CASEforbes.comSupreme Court Ethics: Ta-Nehisi Coates Case Won’t Be Heard Due To RecusalsThe case involves the publisher behind many of the justices’ books. 9651641752
Reposted by GoldenToucanMarisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 20/05/2025Rep. LaMonica McIver being charged by Trump’s DOJ for “assaulting” a cop is particularly scary because it was all on camera with many witnesses and the administration feels comfortable enough to straight up lie with impunity and target a sitting congresswoman 7543391330
Reposted by GoldenToucanScott Shapiro @scottjshapiro.bsky.social · 19/05/2025You know you’re winning when you post “We are NOT the Gestapo!” 2013247405238
Reposted by GoldenToucanDenny Carter @dennycarter.bsky.social · 17/05/2025A big part of deradicalization - as silly as it might sound - is getting sports fans out of the X swamp. They stew in there. They ingest fascist messaging unconsciously. It makes them sick. We need every major sports league here. 714819
Reposted by GoldenToucanStephen Schwartz @atomicanalyst.bsky.social · 15/05/2025HAL 9000 was given contradictory programming, making it paranoid and leading it to choose mass murder as the only way to protect itself and execute its mission. Grok “behaves” with slightly more self awareness, but will apparently do whatever it’s told unless its responses are called out as wrong.media.tenor.comHal9000 Hal GIFALT: Hal9000 Hal GIF 33313
Reposted by GoldenToucanDenny Carter @dennycarter.bsky.social · 28/04/2025Typical NFL politics QB: Republican RB: Republican TE: Republican WR: Anarchist 1132319
Reposted by GoldenToucanRas J. Baraka @rasjbaraka.bsky.social · 14/05/2025This is the moment I was invited into Delaney Hall. Nobody was kicking or shoving like the coverage suggests. We were invited in. 4330531061
GoldenToucan @goldentoucan.bsky.social · 13/05/2025I need an excitement check from Bluesky’s resident spurs fan @sheaserrano.bsky.social How we feeling about the number 2 pick? 000
Reposted by GoldenToucanAl Cappuccino…☕️🇮🇹 @alcappuccinoit.bsky.social · 11/05/2025If no one is above the law, why are the criminals in power? 491598254
Reposted by GoldenToucanJen Mercieca @jenmercieca.bsky.social · 11/05/2025If they suspend Habeas Corpus, it won't just be for "migrants" or "illegals" or "criminals." If they suspend Habeas Corpus it will be for you and me and whomever this regime decides is unfit, undesirable, and a threat or a problem. This is how it works. This is how it's always worked. 18893803057
Reposted by GoldenToucanTiricohairline @trejames.blacksky.app · 11/05/2025I skeet for the people that have had sex on a waterbed. 393
Reposted by GoldenToucanBrooke @brooklynmarie.bsky.social · 10/05/2025Maybe they should have listened to everyone begging then to step up against fascism 1225847
Reposted by GoldenToucanCoach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 10/05/2025The Direct TV story is funny, he was the same charlatan I went to when I needed a fake inspection sticker because I knew my car wouldn't pass. He was like a handyman but for scams 5712
Reposted by GoldenToucanPatrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 10/05/2025in light of the fact that "doing something" keeps working and seems popular, i think that the people in charge of doing something should do something 101680383
Reposted by GoldenToucanArt Candee 🍿🥤 @artcandee.bsky.social · 10/05/2025ICE is the Gestapo. Full stop. 668192424380
Reposted by GoldenToucanNBA Stat @nbastat.bsky.social · 09/05/2025Draymond: “The agenda to keep trying to make me look like an angry black man is crazy. I’m sick of it. Its ridiculous “ Also Draymond... 👇 (via HaterReport) #NBA 154900134
Reposted by GoldenToucanBUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 09/05/2025Making Belichick and Saban do VR sex like they’re in The Lawnmower Man 41363
Reposted by GoldenToucanSarcasticMike @sarcasticmike.bsky.social · 08/05/2025The lord shall provide: bsky.app/profile/tole... 011
Reposted by GoldenToucanAaron Reichlin-Melnick @reichlinmelnick.bsky.social · 08/05/2025The new Pope didn't tweet once in 2024. In 2025, he's posted 5 times, in which he: - Criticized JD Vance's views on Catholicism and Jesus - Posted an article opposing Trump's immigration policies - Retweeted twice about the Pope's health - Retweeted a criticism of Trump & Bukele's laughter at KAG. 171100583153
Reposted by GoldenToucanOliver Willis @owillis.bsky.social · 07/05/2025never thought id live in a country where we literally abduct people off the street in broad daylight for wrongthink and nobody stops it. 982862653
Reposted by GoldenToucanPatrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 07/05/2025black smoke from the sistine chapel, as the papal conclave has failed to successfully burn all evidence of centuries of coordinated child abuse 1051873
Reposted by GoldenToucanAnat Shenker-Osorio @anatosaurus.bsky.social · 06/05/2025Not calling for impeachment is telling people you believe he has not committed an impeachable offense. 882923561
Reposted by GoldenToucanChristopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 05/05/2025NOT A VIOLENT CRIMINAL Heidy Sánchez was deported from Florida to Cuba—without her 17-month-old American daughter. She followed a routine ICE check-in. Trump’s agents detained her, gave her no option to take her baby, and ripped their family apart. She’s heartbroken. 15221761073
Reposted by GoldenToucanPatriotTakes 🇺🇸 @patriottakes.bsky.social · 03/05/2025It’s starting to click… 2548861
Reposted by GoldenToucanSchooley @schooley.bsky.social · 01/05/2025I think you can conclude that every job given to Marco Rubio is one Trump doesn’t think matters to his central corruption project. 1447758
Reposted by GoldenToucanonion person @junlper.beer · 30/04/2025this would be so funny if this guy wasn’t president 223144892650
Reposted by GoldenToucan💙💙💙💙Blue wave resistance💙💙💙💙 @eliminatethegop.bsky.social · 28/04/2025 1391646431
Reposted by GoldenToucanAmanda Katz @katzish.bsky.social · 29/04/2025Another insane story. The US has confiscated this family’s baby and put her into foster care, basically because the parents have tattoos — and deported the mom to Venezuela and trafficked the dad into prison in El Salvador. They have no known criminal record 15288183
Reposted by GoldenToucanBenjamin Dreyer @bcdreyer.social · 14/04/2025“I don’t know what the laws are.” —the president of the United States 423989986
Reposted by GoldenToucansouthpaw @nycsouthpaw.bsky.social · 14/04/2025The president told a Central American dictator to build five more massive slave labor camps to hold US citizens. 952225419145
Reposted by GoldenToucanThe Baldfather @solochills.blacksky.app · 11/04/2025It's not a fuck given Friday 13921
Reposted by GoldenToucanJim Mayer @jmayday.bsky.social · 28/03/2025Project 2025- keep them sick, poor, and dumb. 071
Reposted by GoldenToucanCosta Samaras @costasamaras.com · 28/03/2025On government phones, you can only install a small numbers of approved apps. Signal is not one. It's a scandal. 431684316
Reposted by GoldenToucanEvan Greer @evangreer.bsky.social · 27/03/2025The "political polarization" people basically just mean that people who have basic empathy should try to understand sociopaths and be more like them 502129426
Reposted by GoldenToucanWanna Hear Some Halo Lore? @stefanheck.bsky.social · 26/03/2025Pete Hegseth having to blow into two breathalyzers at the same time to launch the nukes 111337163
Reposted by GoldenToucanHayden Black @haydenb.bsky.social · 26/03/2025When you have no problem storing the nation's deepest secrets in your bathroom, the whole world becomes your toilet. 0204