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bri da freak

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bri - latina - 24 - she/they/he - gray-pan acespec - autistic n plural look at your window. youll find me there eating oats

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Jay Lender @jaylender.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
Sigh…
A yellowed poster with fold marks:
Smiling cartoon postal mascot, Mr. Zip, stands on a pink background, offering the following advice:

The Post Office is a SERVICE not a business!
(just like the police and fire departments)
When they say it NEEDS to turn a profit…
Tell them to GO FUCK THEMSELVES!
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
Then... Alex as a boy says to his mom.  "Hi nice to see you!" Mom says "Alex, you're so handsome. Why do you dress like a schlub?" 

Now... Alex, transitioned to a woman says to her mom "Hi mom, it's nice to see you..." Mom winces and says "eh... too much lipstick. What are you? A slut?"
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Laine 🐑🌸 Shop Open! @woolblossom.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
Apples are so underrated!! Like?? Apple pie ?? Apple crumble???? Apple FRITTERS ? ? ? [ #cuteart #art #cat #animalart #illustration #apples ]
Digital art that says “I love apples!” Featuring a white cat and a scrapbook aesthetic behind them (washi tape, sticky note, etc) all with a green and blue theme
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ON HIATUS @twisted-doctor.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
#SLOWBURNTPROJECT
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FieldExplores (Gator Days) @fieldexplores.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
Contacts - Gator Days
Panel 1

Gustopher is watching his dad put in contact lenses. This is a rare event, as August has usually only worn his contacts on special occasions. Mewbert is there looking for food and she does not see any. Her disappointment is immeasurable and her day is ruined.

Gustopher: Are those your contacts?

August: Yup, I was thinking of mixing things up.

Panel 2

August has taken off his glasses and begins to put in the contacts. Gustopher contemplates August's choice of vision aid.

Gustopher: Why do you usually wear glasses?

August: I'm used to them.

Panel 3

August talk about the opinions he's heard from others while Gustopher reaches for his dad's glasses.

August: I've been told I look better with contacts. What do you think?

Panel 4

Gustopher evaluates his father's appearance while wearing August's glasses. The whole world seems to be distorted. He doesn't even notice that Mewbert seems to have magically changed eye color.

Gustopher: You look weird and blurry.

August: I appreciate your honesty.
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cuteosphere @cuteosphere.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
(Not So) New #brainbunnies
Panel 1: Ink angrily shouts “WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE’S A NEW ONE” at the other brain bunnies, who are joined by a new bunny
Panel 2: Lye says “well, not really ‘new’. It took a while to identify them.” In the background Nib pops up and says “floor”
Panel 3: Lye looks over at the new bunny and continues “for one thing, they don’t really communicate”
Panel 4: Art says “we think he’s responsible for those times one of us suddenly becomes aware and doesn’t remember anything.” Behind him Nib waves their arms and says “beef! Fear!”
Panel 5: Nib looks annoyed and says “this sucks. I hate it. I don’t want another one.” Nib pops up again and shouts “BUT”
Panel 6: Ink angrily turns to Nib and shouts “WHAT”
Panel 7: Nib says “fandango” and transitions us into a memory of theirs
Panel 8: the unknown bunny is lying in bed, looking tired and unhappy. Nib sits beside them
Panel 8: Nib frantically scratches the unknown bunny, which has the effect of making them more peaceful. We transition back to Nib in the present who says “boat. Booat.”
Panel 9: Art gestures toward the unknown bunny (who is dosing) and asks “oh, you already knew this guy? You buds?” Nib replies “YA!”
Panel 10: Ink angrily shouts “why didn’t you say anything?!”
Panel 11: a beat of silence
Panel 12: Nib says “bodega”
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
A man swims in the water and sees a shark fin. He lifts it out and finds it's just a disembnodied fin. He comments "oh it's only a fin." The fin spontaneously grows a mouth with sharp teeth and bites the mans face in an explosion of gore.
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
1 Year on T... Mario hangs his hat on a nearby rack then notices himself in the mirror. He says "it's-a me..." Tears of joy stream down his cheeks and he finishes "Mario"
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Moon 🍦🎠 @sugarycarousel.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Sprinkle the soft serve lamb 💗🐑
A drawing of a plush lamb. It is crdam with sprinkles in her fur
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Seth Abramson @sethabramson.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
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Letterboxd @letterboxd.social · 19/01/2025
A little motivation for your Sunday from David Lynch 🤍
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Bailey Poletti @baileypoletti.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
One thing before tomorrow: Use your local libraries. Get your card. Borrow books, manga, films, audios, ebooks. Recommend titles for purchase (usually online). Attend promoted activities. Fill out those "How are we doing?" questionnaires. Tell your kids that libraries are good. They are. 📚
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Dare Obasanjo @carnage4life.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
2025 in a nutshell…
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cuteosphere @cuteosphere.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
A #littlecaps guide to their forest neighbour, the humble goblin
A dialogue heavy page of sketches of little animalistic goblins. Top right reads: “Do not fear the goblin. They are no threat to us.” Below that reads: “They are shaped similarly to our tree folk but larger.”
Another box reads: “They are scavengers, not predators, so do not fear. If you share with them a bug or scrap of meat they will remember you fondly.”
A drawing of a goblin sniffing a littlecap says “If a goblin presses its snout to you and inhales deeply, do not be alarmed. This seems to be a non-threatening gesture. Simply wait for them to be done with it.” 
A note pointing to a goblin’s tail reads “coarse hair, not good for much but kindling.”
Bottom left reads: “Goblins often come into possession of METAL! In trade, offer them objects with moving parts. These seem to please them.” 
Bottom right reads: “Goblins are notorious pinchers. NEVER leave your supplies unattended around them, or the goblin will certainly make off with them at speed.”
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cuteosphere @cuteosphere.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
The #littlecaps were kind enough to provide for me another guide, this time for the Gnome
Sketches of a small, hairy gnome. Top text reads: “the gnome is an amicable sort that always travels in groups of two or more. They are usually working toward a goal and will not be distracted by your presence.”
A drawing of a gnome holding a bracer is captioned: “if a gnome presents you with a gift before waiting expectantly, he certainly wishes for you to groom his hair.” The next text continues “braids and pigtails seem to be popular, as well as weaving in small flowers.” An additional text box adds: “if you take the gift without doing this you are RUDE and shall be SCOLDED!”
Bottom left reads: “the gnome’s claws make them great diggers, but all offers to employ them to expand our warrens have been denied. It is not known why.”
A drawing of a gnome sniffing the ground is captioned: “Gnomes are excellent at judging the quality of earth. Be sure not to burrow in an area they consider unsatisfactory.” and “Grinding of their teeth and stomping of the feet are signs of their displeasure that we have observed.”
Bottom right reads: “when trading with a gnome, offer wood or seeds. They’ve no interest in meat.”
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cuteosphere @cuteosphere.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
Daily comic for January 8th. Art does not have admin privileges #brainbunnies
Panel 1: Art thoughtfully says “I wanna draw but I don’t know what”
Panel 2: Art holds up his tablet and says “I drew a character getting their pussy ate.” Lye shouts “YOU’RE NOT POSTING THAT”
Panel 3: Art says “ok” and draws on the tablet
Panel 4: Art holds up the tablet again and says “how about this character wearing a strap on.” Annoyed, Lye says “NO”
Panel 5: Art says “post it.” Lye shouts “I’M NOT POSTING PORN TO OUR MAIN.” Art says “pussy.”
Panel 6: with a mischevious expression Art says “I’d run this shit fuckin’ different.” Ink responds “yeah, badly.”
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Jill Krajewski @jillkrajewski.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
[willem dafoe unprompted] now, this cookie monster. [toothy smile] what a creature, what a lust. it consumes him. [crosses legs] he’s really a tragic figure.
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
A top says "Euch, I came but now I'm too refractory to get off of you." The bottom says "not a problem" and pushes a button nect to the nightstand labelled "BIG SPATULA" A large spatula wedges itself between the top and bottom with SHOOOOPP. It violently FWIPs the top in the drywall, landing with a K'CHUNK.
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
A man is being interrogated. He says "I'll never talk!" The cop says "what if I washed all your cast iron pans with dish soap?" The cop proceeds to wash the pan. The interrogated man shakes with rage and shouts "NO! THE SEASONING! YOU MONSTER! YOU FUCKING MONSTER!"
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
Two nude men are falling in thr sky. One says "oh no! we're falling to our deaths." The other says "Don't Worry! I am uncircumcised." He streeeeetches his foreskin open and the wind catches under it making the perfect parachute. THe other man grabs on to the parachute foreskin and they both descend safely.
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Novika🎃 (COMMISSIONS OPEN) @thenovika.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
🎄🎄🎄
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D A E F @daef.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
A woman says "since coming out as Trans, I am finally indulging my instinct to wear a variety of cute lil' outfits." With a look of determination, she clenches her fist and says "I have now achieved even closer kinship with my greatest hero and role model." She tearfully salutes a massive shrine dedicated to Roger the Alien from American Dad.
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mikey 🐸 @mikeyturvey.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
Can Princess Peach join her?
Princess Peach dressed in adventurer's gear. Her trusty steed Yoshi is also ready to go.
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Amii Illustrates @amiiillustrates.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
Funny comic strip. A person drills a nail into a wall and hangs up a photo frame. Admiring their successful DIY work, they say “… I am unstoppable”. Illustration drawn in simplistic cartoon line work. By Amii Illustrates.
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🥖Kekeflipnote🥖 🔜 NFC @kekeflipnote.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
I can post the animated version now. I love Sherlock Hound so much ❤️
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Pamela Ojeda @drawloverlala.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
Sally (and Nicole) #art #sonicfanart #sonic_fanArt
Drawing of Sally Acorn, holding Nicole on her hand and rasinig a leg
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Kath Barbadoro @kathbarbadoro.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
sesame street isn't supposed to make money. the post office isn't supposed to make money. not everything is supposed to MAKE MONEY
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BEES 🐝 🚗 @professorbees.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Dropped everything to draw my newest favorite show #dandadan 🐸 🐷
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Dredgen Sale 🔜 GCX (2027) 🟪⬜️⬛️ @destinythememe.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
what having an OC is actually like
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🩸 morteraphan 🗝️ @morteraphan.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
It's time for sweater caterpillar again. 🐍
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Minerva P Kelley @doubleca5t.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
The tragedy of Los Angeles is that it legitimately has some of the most beautiful natural scenery of any major American city and every last inch of it is paved over with stroads.
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Little aliens forever @lilalienz4ever.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
These are the names of the little aliens (FOREVER)
This doodle features all the little aliens together in a line.
"week" "flug" "blug" "glug" "The Pink One"
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nono ➡️ Commissions open! @nonoworks.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
Winter outfit ⛄️ #PrincessDaisy
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Adam Mallinger @bitterscriptreader.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
This is one of my son’s all-time favorite Calvin & Hobbes strips
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War and Peas 🧿 @warandpeas.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
Explain this, humankind
Comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: Two green aliens are at a press conference, sitting behind microphones. One alien happily says, "Jesus? We love that guy!" Panel 2: A human reporter with a microphone looks surprised and says, "We’ve been waiting centuries for his second coming." Panel 3: The first alien casually responds, "Really? He comes to us every year." The second alien adds, "We invited him for cookies. What did you do?" The reporter starts to sweat. Panel 4: Both aliens pause, looking inquisitive. One alien asks, "Wait. What did you do?" All reporters sweat.
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✨ellis✨ @elibearries.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
that's their child :')
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YOOKI(よーき)★illustrator/animator @yookikiku.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
👀looking forward🧡🩵
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
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cuteosphere @cuteosphere.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
The weird girls who don’t quite fit in at catgirl school
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cuteosphere @cuteosphere.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
The flower shop girls #wolderstoke
A comic where a rabbit introduces herself and her friend, displaying the irony of their names
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MAGGIE!!! 🛸 @ COMMS OPEN 1/7 @magneticdogz.neocities.org · 06/12/2024
What Mob was listening to, I've decided to leave up to viewer interpretation [ #MobPsycho100, #Terumob, #CookieDrawer ]
A 5 panel comic featuring Teru and Mob.

In panel 1, Teru says, "Oh, Kageyama-kun! Are you listening to music? How fun!!!" Mob is removing one earbud to hear him.

In panel 2, Mob has removed both his earbuds, saying "Yes! I've been trying out a lot of new music lately... Do you want to listen?"

In panel 3, Teru has Mob's earbuds, and is putting them into his ears, saying "Oh, sure!" He has a thought bubble that reads "Kageyama-kun likes cheerful music, I think..."In panel 4, Teru is listening with a smile. The panel has a purple, flowery backdrop. Then, in panel 5, Teru's smile drops, and his eyes are wide. The background has turned dark and Teru's color palette is faded.Teru is looking down, horrified. He's colored completely white. Mob points at him, smiling with shiny eyes, saying "That's my favorite song!"
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Sharon Wheeler @swheeler23.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
This what MLK’ s daughter has suggested we do. Great list.
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 13/06/2024
A cop administers a breathalyzer to a sweating man. He says "as you know sir, the legal limit in this state is 0.08%." He checks the machine and notes "and you just blew a 0.079%." He lightens up and says "congratulations, you got the cloest you can get without going over!" The cop unlocks a briefcase filled with cash and says "you have won $100,000." The driver is delighted.
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 25/07/2024
A dolled up man with make up on and a cunty expression stands behind his partner. The partner, slightly annoyed says "can you please stop serving cunt? I'm trying to get these spreadsheets done." The partner types, then looks back longingly to his partner still serving cunt. The partner gets up from the computer and starts serving cunt.
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 01/08/2024
1 Year on T... Transmasc Mario hangs his hat on a hat rack and then catches glimpse of himself in nearby mirror. He puts his hand up to the mirror and lovingly says "it's-a me..." He cries tears of joy and says "Mario."
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
A man points to Amingo from Samba de Amingo and in this case Marvel vs. Capcom 2 and says "Amingo is low tier!." Alex embraces Amingo and says "I don't care! I love him more than life itself." Because he is a cactus, Alex starts bleeding profusely as she maintains disdainful-looking eye contact with the tier-accuser.
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
A football player says "put me in, coach." The football player proceeds to bareback fuck his coach in the ass. The crowd goes wild.
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
A coach points his hand at a basketball player who's on the bench. He says "alright kid, you're in." The kid gets up, but the coach stops him and says "no. not you." The bench starts moving and gets on the court, leaving the kid to stand by himself, dejected.
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Mike Maihack @mikemaihack.com · 01/12/2024
The jacket weather sure feels super. 😊❤️
Kara (or Supergirl if you prefer) sporting a fun jean jacket, looking back as if to say, "Hey! I hope your day is great today!"
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