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💨🚤🍹 @gofastboatsmojitos.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Fire Sirianni, I’d rather lose with an interim coach than see his stupid face make bullshit calls every week
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💨🚤🍹 @gofastboatsmojitos.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Vikings may be the worst team to ever make it to 4-0, somehow riding the coattails of their special teams and kicker to score basically all of their points. Beautiful stuff.
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💨🚤🍹 @gofastboatsmojitos.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
My kingdom for a OC who doesn’t love screen passes that go for negative yards
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💨🚤🍹 @gofastboatsmojitos.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
That’s my QB, fuck the media analysts, fuck Drake Maye, fuck Andy Dalton, Go Birds 🦅🦅🦅
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💨🚤🍹 @gofastboatsmojitos.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
We’re getting stunted on by Case Keenum doing fancy handoffs and short passes, game might as well be over. Pack it up folks, let’s try again next week.
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💨🚤🍹 @gofastboatsmojitos.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Bears opened with a Mariachi band, they have the Mandate of Heaven after the DHS shit. Trump cursed us, don’t know how we counter this.
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💨🚤🍹 @gofastboatsmojitos.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
As I’ve gotten more and more into emulation now that I have a neat handheld, I now enjoy the cutting edge and experimental aspect of trial and error that comes with PS3 emulation. Just playing the tutorial of Demon Souls like once a week with new settings and drivers hoping one day to load past it.
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💨🚤🍹 @gofastboatsmojitos.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Holy shit Policenauts is sick as hell
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💨🚤🍹 @gofastboatsmojitos.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
I fucking hate Drake, saw the run time on Iceman wasn’t the normal 90 minute streamflation runtime he’s been doing since Views only to notice he dropped 3 albums?! And they’re all reportedly ass?! 0-3?!
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💨🚤🍹 @gofastboatsmojitos.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
I need the most evil sports city in America to lose this game 7
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💨🚤🍹 @gofastboatsmojitos.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Twin Peaks opening credits shot of the Welcome to Twin Peaks sign with the signature green credit font reading “Somebody Do It” in all caps
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News Eye @newseye.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
NEW. This is an elementary girls school in the city of Hormozgan in Iran. In the last hour, it was hit by a US/Israeli missile attack. So far, 24 young girls are confirmed dead [SOURCE: Al Jazeera]. The US has just committed a war crime. (🎥 Ary Jeay)
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MinnMax @minnmax.com · 23/01/2026
In solidarity with today's ICE OUT OF MINNESOTA blackout, MinnMax is donating $1 to the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota for every share of this Bluesky post for the next hour.
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one dozen bats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
I’ve been watching Black QBs in Philly since McNabb and if any of them had played as recklessly with the football was Josh Allen does week to week they’d be saying he was incapable of leading an NFL offense.
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💨🚤🍹 @gofastboatsmojitos.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
I think the Eagles should replace Kevin Patullo with me as OC, I will wear a silly Italian flag on my sweater, but will call marginally better plays for way less money where I say “I don’t know, pass it to Geodert” and we win that game
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💨🚤🍹 @gofastboatsmojitos.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
No matter how old I get, I’ll never not get romantic about NYC and our biggest cities in general.
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💨🚤🍹 @gofastboatsmojitos.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
As someone who is alone for 95% of my job, I am regularly punished via the all time worst co-worker conversations whenever I deal with contractors. I’m talking neo-Nazi talking points and holocaust denial shit. I don’t ask for these conversations, but as the only leftist here, I’m a lightning rod.
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💨🚤🍹 @gofastboatsmojitos.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
Chudler, chudler, chudler, can’t you see? Sometimes your words just hypnotize me
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💨🚤🍹 @gofastboatsmojitos.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
My hot take of the day is that the insane (misguided?) Charli XCX diss track on the new Swift track rules and the type of thing I support. Thankfully there isn’t a song filled with puns about her fiancé’s penis being big laying in wait in the tracklist to ruin things.
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
Donate to my campaign to make Laura Loomer’s day worse: secure.actblue.com/donate/abu-bluesky
Laura Loomer

I love watching communists get body slammed by
ICE.
Communist and Palestinian.
Pick a struggle. @KatAbughazaleh
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
What these posts make clear is that we need to crush and stamp out the most dangerous ideology of all: centrism
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schleiermocker @schleiermocker.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
if you’re an isolated, angsty, strange young man, please know that you can become a Kierkegaard scholar instead of joining fringe online communities
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L @banalplay.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
This is simply untenable. There is no way forward with media and political classes captured by the right. Every time someone commits a crime you have to pray it's not an undesirable or it's purge time, then when it turns out to be themselves again they just shrug and wait for the next one.
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Ed @ed3d.net · 12/09/2025
The thing that is hard to communicate is that that specific flavor of “brainrotted 4chan slug with incoherent beliefs” is also downstream of the right wing politics factories dumping glowing nuclear sludge into the river there’s a reason nihilism has risen and it wears Rush Limbaugh’s face
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
remember when near five hundred people got shot in vegas and the FBI concluded that it was weird for sure but probably nothing to worry about
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Jason Koebler @jasonkoebler.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Mainstream pundits have instantly sanitized and ignored Charlie Kirk's core political project and its impacts. He has been remembered by the mainstream press as someone they merely disagreed with, a debate me-guy whose words and actions had zero consequences: www.404media.co/charlie-kirk...
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Charlie Kirk Was Not Practicing Politics the Right Way
The mainstream media seems entirely uninterested in explaining Charlie Kirk's work.
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Karim Wafa-Al Hussaini @karimwafa.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
George Floyd was also a father and didn’t receive an ounce of the empathy being shown to Charlie Kirk who mocked and insulted George Floyd.
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
ok time to reset the timeline 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 BIG BOAT STUCK 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯
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Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 10/09/2025
Liberal politicians if you are so disturbed just pretend Charlie Kirk was a Palestinian child and you’ll get over it in no time
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Walter MOONdale @dabenner.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
Raw milk lady already suffered more than any of us can imagine, and if she can get a dairy selling this in human stores and the stores that sell it on the hook for a judgment that makes the industry uninsurable, that's worth more than posting about how you personally drink regular milk only.
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💨🚤🍹 @gofastboatsmojitos.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
Finally got around to watching Pumping Iron II: The Women and it’s instant classic status on both the “hanging out with a bunch of characters” level of the first and the showcasing of the misogynistic and gendered policing of the sport equaling that of blocking trans women from competing today.
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💨🚤🍹 @gofastboatsmojitos.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
Got to watch Ep 8 of Twin Peaks: The Return in a crowded theater as part of a moderated event with cast members and a key producer - was really conversational and fun, as well as a cathartic end cap on losing my favorite director, but a force for artistic good in the world
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💨🚤🍹 @gofastboatsmojitos.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
In regards to Microsoft and their involvement and profit in a genocide, I understand getting up and doing stuff for a cause can be a big shift for someone, but simply not spending money, just sitting around and doing nothing by not buying something, should be the easiest and least one can do.
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austin_walker @austinwalker.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
I know a lot of you have already heard or read about BDS Movement's call against Microsoft, and felt weird and bad about it all, but decided to move forward as normal because of some degree of ambiguity. "What service is Microsoft providing?" Here it is, clear as day. A direct line to death.
According to three Unit 8200 sources, the cloud-based storage platform has facilitated the preparation of deadly airstrikes and has shaped military operations in Gaza and the West Bank.

Thanks to the control it exerts over Palestinian telecommunications infrastructure, Israel has long intercepted phone calls in the occupied territories. But the indiscriminate new system allows intelligence officers to play back the content of cellular calls made by Palestinians, capturing the conversations of a much larger pool of ordinary civilians.
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💨🚤🍹 @gofastboatsmojitos.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
Currently watching No Other Land, and what’s immediately striking me is how fast moving Israel and America’s genocidal campaign against Palestine is - now at widespread starvation via complete control of aid. Each person I see on screen I wonder, “are they still alive?” 1/2
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 25/07/2025
I love reading stuff like this, it makes me feel like some kind of god
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💨🚤🍹 @gofastboatsmojitos.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
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