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Team Talarico @teamtalaricohq.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
James Talarico: I've heard credible reports that Ken Paxton has a serious medical condition that causes clinical levels of cowardice. That's why I haven't heard from him after 85 days when I first challenged him to a debate publicly. We're awaiting his answer.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 02/10/2026
Discworld QOTD, from Moving Pictures "If the abnormal goes on long enough it becomes the normal. It was just that, when you came to explain it to a third party, it sounded odd."
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James Talarico @jamestalarico.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I have one house.
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goatkeeper.bsky.social @goatkeeper.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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goatkeeper.bsky.social @goatkeeper.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Space Baby
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Weedle @weedle.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
If Kamala Harris had won the 2026 election we would not be at war with Iran right now. If Al Gore had won the 2000 election we would never have invaded Iraq. Half of this site will scream at you that this isn't true.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 21/09/2026
Discworld QOTD, from Hogfather
“You winked at me! I thought you had a plan!”
INDEED. OH, YES. I PLANNED TO SEE WHAT YOU WOULD DO.
“Just that?”
YOU ARE VERY RESOURCEFUL. AND OF COURSE YOU HAVE HAD AN EDUCATION.
“What?”
I DID ADD THE SPARKLY STARS AND THE NOISE, THOUGH. I THOUGHT THEY WOULD BE APPROPRIATE.
“And if I hadn’t done anything?”
I DARESAY I WOULD HAVE THOUGHT OF SOMETHING. AT THE LAST MINUTE.
“That was the last minute!”
THERE IS ALWAYS TIME FOR ANOTHER LAST MINUTE.
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goatkeeper.bsky.social @goatkeeper.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Merryl Streep could be cast as Batman and it would be the right choice.
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Nat (Devil) @doomtones.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The cow or the goat?
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timdaprof.bsky.social @timdaprof.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
My man looks like he double checked the HOA documents for restrictions regarding cross burning.
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Andy Behrman @electroboyusa.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
🚨 5.4 MILLION views. And counting. Trump doesn’t want you watching this interview. So naturally, we should get it to 10 MILLION. Let’s make sure Trump sees just how many people are watching. 10 million views. One Texas Senate seat. Let's fucking go Texas. Let’s fucking go, Texas.
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Jimmy Kimmel’s Interview with James Talarico That the FCC Doesn’t Want You To See
YouTube video by Jimmy Kimmel Live
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
25 years later and The Onion’s ParentCorner 9/11 explainer from immediately after the attack is a better understanding of the threat environment than the one produced by the U.S. government.
An Onion article titled “Talking to your child about the WTC attack,” which is filled with real good info.
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Covie @covie93.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
john fetterman is the first rat in history to climb onto a sinking ship.
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Steve with a Q @stevewithaq.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
They broke up. The bassist fried his equipment, the guitarist was shredded, the lead singer got totally mashed, and the drummer had a huge chip on his shoulder.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 08/09/2026
Discworld QOTD, from I Shall Wear Midnight “Oh, I feel very angry a lot of the time," said Tiffany, "but I just put it away somewhere until I can do something useful with it.”
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Effin' Birds @effinbirds.com · 08/09/2026
The proto-Effin’ Birds was my Tumblr “Swear Trek”. It opened a lot of doors for me and I wouldn’t be where I am today without it. I don’t have plans to revive it (one daily comic is enough work), just wanted to thank it for getting me here on this 60th anniversary of Star Trek.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 07/09/2026
Discworld QOTD, from Men at Arms
The reason that the rich were so rich, Vimes reasoned, was because they managed to spend less money.
Take boots, for example. He earned thirty-eight dollars a month plus allowances. A really good pair of leather boots cost fifty dollars. But an affordable pair of boots, which were sort of OK for a season or two and then leaked like hell when the cardboard gave out, cost about ten dollars.
Those were the kind of boots Vimes always bought, and wore until the soles were so thin that he could tell where he was in Ankh-Morpork on a foggy night by the feel of the cobbles.
But the thing was that good boots lasted for years and years. A man who could afford fifty dollars had a pair of boots that'd still be keeping his feet dry in ten years' time, while the poor man who could only afford cheap boots would have spent a hundred dollars on boots in the same time and would still have wet feet.
This was the Captain Samuel Vimes 'Boots' theory of socioeconomic unfairness.
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Cyriak @cyriak.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I made a new youtube video starring this happy little guy. You can follow his silly adventures here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=BrXo...
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 22/08/2026
“Once men turned their thinking over to machines in the hope that this would set them free. But that only permitted other men with machines to enslave them.” Frank Herbert, Dune
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The Onion @theonion.com · 19/08/2026
Democratic Socialism: Myth Vs. Fact theonion.com/democratic-socialism-m…
MYTH: The government will take away your money and give it to the poor.

FACT: You are the poor.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Does Polymarket let you bet on whether or not the CEO of Polymarket will die in the coming week? No? Huh. So you can bet on lots of *other* people suffering, and you can potentially profit by *causing* that suffering. Just not them? They're off limits. OK.
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Blogged it. Happy Hater Week. aftermath.site/war-crime-n6...
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Do Not Buy The War Crime N64
There's so many ways to play the N64. You do not need to support Palmer Luckey's little project.
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goatkeeper.bsky.social @goatkeeper.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
About halfway through my Discworld journey.
Terry Pratchett's Hogfather in paperback.
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James Talarico @jamestalarico.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
A 3-year-old girl watched ICE murder her father yesterday. We all watched Sebastian Guerrero’s final moments through our phones. We can scroll away — but Sebastian’s 3-year-old daughter cannot.
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
So far only one football superpower that Spain could not defeat at this world cup- Cabo Verde
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Jacob Graveison @jacobdavison.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Lich McConnell
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James Talarico @jamestalarico.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
I was honored to worship with Northeast Bible Restoration Church in El Paso this morning 💙
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Atlas Shvitzed @therafischwartz.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Unfortunately, a stunned Paris is how they all got into this whole mess to begin with
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goatkeeper.bsky.social @goatkeeper.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Mexico made 3 mistakes and that cost them the game.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 04/07/2026
Discworld QOTD, from Wyrd Sisters
Nanny Ogg didn’t care much about what people knew and even less for what they thought, and lived in a new, knick-knack crammed cottage in the middle of Lancre town itself and at the heart of her own private empire. Various daughters and daughters-in-law came in to cook and clean on a sort of rota. Every flat surface was stuffed with ornaments brought back by far-traveling members of the family. Sons and grandsons kept the logpile stacked, the roof shingled, the chimney swept; the drinks cupboard was always full, the pouch by her rocking chair always stuffed with tobacco. Above the hearth was a huge pokerwork sign saying “Mother.” No tyrant in the whole history of the world had achieved a domination so complete.
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goatkeeper.bsky.social @goatkeeper.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Paraguay's 5-4-1 looks more like an 8-1-1
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goatkeeper.bsky.social @goatkeeper.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
*Sad leopard noises*
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goatkeeper.bsky.social @goatkeeper.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Germany vs Paraguay is proof that VAR does not prevent the ref from making stupid decisions.
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goatkeeper.bsky.social @goatkeeper.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Liberté! Egalité! Mbappé!
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Larry Colvin @larrycolvin.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Real men serve others. Weak men serve themselves." Talarico's take on masculinity is exactly what Texas needs to hear. Meanwhile, Ted Cruz and Ken Paxton are too busy serving their own egos and wealthy donors to care about actual Texans. Sit down, boys, the adults are talking.
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Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
The war is estimated to last at least another 120 imminent peace agreements.
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eric gonzalez juenke @egojunk.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Think about this research nearly every day now reading the news.
A Data Set of Mediocrity When he was a young Ph.D. student, Mr. Scharpf was conducting dissertation research in Buenos Aires when a government official
dropped a fateful offhand comment during a conversation in a cafe. During the military dictatorship, the official said, the intelligence officers who did the regime's worst dirty work were "essentially
idiots."
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The Upshot @upshot.nytimes.com · 18/05/2026
New research sheds light on how mediocre employees help would-be authoritarians maintain power. (Gift link) www.nytimes.com/2026/05/18/w...
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Actually, Democracy Dies in H.R.
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James Talarico @jamestalarico.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
There’s been a lot of talk in this race about what makes a "real man." A man does what’s right when no one is watching. He upholds his commitments to his family and neighbors. He doesn’t lie, cheat, & steal his way through life. Real men serve others. Weak men serve themselves.
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Adam Kinzinger @adamkinzinger.substack.com · 04/06/2026
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
JEFF-REY EP-STEIN! clap-clap clap-clap-clap JEFF-REY EP-STEIN! clap-clap clap-clap-clap JEFF-REY EP-STEIN! clap-clap clap-clap-clap
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Bill Amend @billamend.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…
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Róisín 🏳️‍⚧️ @roisin.northsky.social · 02/06/2026
Making a government a 50% shareholder in an industry with a wildly overinflated valuation, that's built on scams and theft, is actually a dogshit idea
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
What a coincidence! I just interviewed this Fisher Price Farmer Says See 'n' Say, and it told me some incredibly interesting things about farm life. Let me know when you'd like to publish this!
https://www.amazon.com/Fisher-Price-Classic-Farmer-Says/dp/B00IVJK8Y0/ref=asc_df_B00IVJK8Y0?tag=bingshoppinga-20&linkCode=df0&hvadid=79989681302448&hvnetw=o&hvqmt=e&hvbmt=be&hvdev=c&hvlocint=&hvlocphy=96016&hvtargid=pla-4583589160763749&psc=1&msclkid=ab98be1bf39019dc3b61d4076c4f54b2
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
FUCK ICE NOW AND FOREVER
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
when u tax the rich
4 panel comic

Panel 1:
An irate rich husband in a tuxedo is screaming at his rich wife, who is freaking out in a fancy dress.
Rich Husband: Darling, they’re TAXING US
Rich Wife: NO

Panel 2:
Rich Husband (looking disgusted): The bastards are TAXING US
Rich Wife (fists clenched, looking mad): NO

Panel 3:
The rich couple are now hugging and weeping.
Rich Husband: We’ll only have enough money to live in luxury for the rest of our lives
Rich Wife: Oh God

Panel 4:
Close up of Rich Husband, eyes huge, tears streaming. He whispers: Now I know how the slaves felt
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Bill Amend @billamend.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…
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Denny Carter @dennycarter.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
thinking we maybe should have been a little meaner to the confederacy after the war
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The Onion @theonion.com · 28/04/2026
Man Says ‘Fuck It,’ Eats Lunch At 10:58 A.M. theonion.com/man-says-fuck-it-eats-…
Man Says ‘Fuck It,’ Eats Lunch At 10:58 A.M.
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
This photo should be on the front page of every single newspaper in America today.
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