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nb he/any. loud sound, move fast, bright color ask me about pdh i play a lot of magic the gathering; pdh, pauper, modern, and cube are my favorite formats

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United Wizards of the Coast - CWA @uwotc-official.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Yesterday, Wizards informed us that it doesn’t intend to voluntarily recognize the D&D or Studio X units of our union ahead of a vote. We remain committed to creating a workplace focused on wellness, transparency, and collaboration by winning our coming election.
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Chris Mooney @chriskmooney.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I don’t want to dunk on innocent folks, but I will admit I see way too many restaurant posters with AI generated food and it does really churn my stomach in a way that has nothing to do with the ethics of using AI
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
if you wear a casio watch, the only way to set an alarm is to give it to a two-year-old and let them play with it. the only way to turn the alarm off is to bump your wrist on something eight weeks later. there is no other way to turn the alarm on or off
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Siobhan Thompson @vornietom.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Hurricane Rachel trans confirmed
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Hbomberguy @hbomberguy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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United Wizards of the Coast - CWA @uwotc-official.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This morning, the D&D team and Magic's Studio X informed our leadership of our intent to unionize. We love the games we make and the work we do, and unionizing is how we protect that work. unitedwizardsofthecoast.com/news/dnd-stu...
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Dungeons & Dragons and Studio X Join United Wizards of the Coast - CWA
Today, October 6, 2026, the designers, artists, writers, producers, and workers behind Dungeons & Dragons, Magic: The Gathering, Duel Masters, D&D Beyond, and countless other games are uniting in soli...
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
and there's jon, first-year coach of the saints. he's lobbying the refs, let's see if we can lip-read what he's saying ... it ... it looks like "they practiced that." it seems he's accusing his opponent of practicing their plays beforehand. team practice is allowed by rule, but oh boy. he is furious
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FIX MOJANG BEDROCK ANTI VIRAL SPIRAL @adventurewetpaint.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik @hatethathedgehog.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
grounder for today you are my new son. heres a hammer, go kill scratch. i know youve been wanting to. he's always held you back. sever your ties to your life of mediocrity and take your place at my side (for 24 hours)
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Iris/アイリス 🏳️‍⚧️ @irisdescentbird.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
funniest rom hack reasoning of all time
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Evan Maple VO @evanmaplevo.com · 22/09/2026
it’s been said a ton already but I really do appreciate mamdani so throughly dismantling the core democrat ideology of “we actually can’t ever do anything helpful or good because of. circumstances”
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
It’s very simple and it’s been said over and over but I guess it needs saying continuously: if you deem one group too small to have equal rights you are enabling fascism, not fighting it. The people saying Dems are GREAT on trans rights are not paying attention and/or saying stuff like this.
Nichole Hiltz
The Democrats defend the Kennedy Center but not trans people.
A building.

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maybe because defending everything about a super small minority of the population is not worth losing to fascists
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Lea // CathGuac @delayedtrigger.scryfall.com · 19/09/2026
Scryfall is redefining what a card being "full-art" means in search, and adding a new term: Translucent. Since the introduction of the is:default and is:atypical designations, one issue has surfaced from their definitions: cards with translucent frames (Eldrazis) were not showing up as "default". 🧵
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
this shit does not work on me. go try it on the centrists who call trans women "biological men."
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Dr. SkySkull @drskyskull.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
This is just a spectacular unintentional self-own
Dude on Threads: If you hate on ai, you better be pretty damn good at whatever you're doing
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
A friend of mine works in AI and thinks bad things are about to happen. He sold his home and moved his family out the country. He said that if you own a home in a walkable San Francisco neighborhood near a taqueria with good veggie options, you should sell your home for super cheap right now.
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
It's very easy to wear a suit and tie in any major city, even if the aesthetic has mostly disappeared from daily life, because there are people outside wearing pink tutus with Army boots. As usual, your liberation is connected to other people's liberation.
Bobby Mars on Twitter writes: "If you wear a collared shirt and nice shoes out to the bar in the rust belt, multiple people will ask you if you just came from a wedding. Aesthetic standards for men’s attire are horrendously low"
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Rose Schmits @roseschmits.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
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Siobhan Thompson @vornietom.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Don’t worry folks, I’m eating all the assigned pickles for tonight. You all relax, I’ve got this one covered
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tappytoeclaws.bsky.social @tappytoeclaws.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
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Minerva P Kelley @doubleca5t.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Happy 9th Anniversary of Ted Cruz jorking it to stepmom porn on 9/11
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Ed Markey @edmarkey.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
In Massachusetts, we have a responsibility to protect the vulnerable and stand up for those who need it. We don’t throw trans kids under the bus for political points. We protect them—and all of our neighbors—because trans rights are human rights.
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Moose booooogelow @moosebigelow.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Lenny from the simpsons changing a sign that says 365 days without charlie kirk saying something racist
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Mamdani is a charismatic guy but I promise you anyone can replicate this. 1) Unapologetically use the government to help ordinary people; and 2) Tell them about it
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Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik @hatethathedgehog.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
block this overhead, hedgehog
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QTori 🍣 @qtori.art · 04/09/2026
I will add pressure to this by saying that any company that claims to not hold onto your personal data after verifying you? They're lying. Ive been nitro free since the first time they tried this, voice how you feel with your wallet people. Make them really feel that squeeze.
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
went to the store
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Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik @hatethathedgehog.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
the thing no one ever talks about is rouge doesn't just steal gems. she'll take anything not nailed down. went to the store one time and she started shoveling oranges into her mouth then tried to bolt out the door. it was a fucking disgrace
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Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik @hatethathedgehog.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
sad i never had a twink phase
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
in gta vi there's going to be a mission where you do the ice bucket challenge with salt bae, blake bortles and bobby jindal. look when your release cycle is 13 years long this is just how it's gonna turn out
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 26/08/2026
Full-cal sodas are empty calories but charged with positive spiritual energy. Conversely, each time I drink a Coke Zero I know the ease of infinite consumption has put me on a dark and twisted path. “A vice with no consequences is no vice—it is the sandbox of cowards” - the Buddha i think
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Strangers in a Tangled Wilderness @tangledwilderness.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Only assholes cross picket lines.
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Evan Greer @evangreer.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
in a world of JK Rowlings be a Dolly Parton
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Dr. Cara Berg Powers @clbergpowers.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Things you could do this week to honor the impact Dolly has had: *Donate to the Imagination Library or a local kids reading initiative *Read with a kid you care about *Support and protect LGBTQIA kids *Support a Black owned business *Schedule your vaccine appointments *Show up authentically as you
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Pumpkin Spice8Rack @spice8rack.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Dolly Parton did a huge amount of good with wealth she largely worked to earn. 9 to 5 is a Marxist text & permeant karaoke banger. She stood with queer & trans people throughout her life & the world was a better place for having her stay a while.
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Let me get this straight. Sometimes a famous person dies and everyone is nice about it? Merely because of their deeds during life?
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
i've been working in sports media for quite a long time now, but i'll be honest, i've never bothered to learn the names of any of the players in any sport. i have no idea who the hell any of these people are. i just look at the ball
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Minerva P Kelley @doubleca5t.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
The Iraq War Political Commentary Test
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
i think that driving should be legal as long as everyone is issued a remote that can shut off the engine of every car in a 100-foot radius. this would be great if a driver is being unsafe, or if they're driving fine but you're just bored or having a bad day
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Siobhan Thompson @vornietom.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Times are hard but at least nobody puts raw button mushrooms into salads any more
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Minerva P Kelley @doubleca5t.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
new gender neutral restrooms coming to Tennessee colleges soon
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ICE must be destroyed 🏳️‍⚧️🏴 @miawong.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
If you want to fucking reduce traffic deaths then actually fucking do shit to reduce traffic deaths by reducing our dependency on cars and doing mass build-outs of public transit don't help the Nazis build a fucking surveillance state so they can track down the Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
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Asheesh Kapur Siddique @asheeshks.org · 15/08/2026
Absolutely vile framing from the @nytimes.com. Why doesn’t this leave behind hard questions for the media that hounded him? Or the global right-wing that gleefully turned a local matter into an international incident?
“Professor’s Death Leaves Behind Hard Questions for Cambridge on Race and Hiring”
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Meaty Mike @meat-master.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
my boyfriend is mad because i said i think about wario for ten minutes a day. he's trying to bargain me down to six and a half minutes
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dave @gloomfather.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
yeah man "woke 1" sucked ass. I "woke 1" morning from uneasy dreams to find myself transformed into a giant insect
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AnEternalEnigma @aneternalenigma.com · 13/08/2026
The more I ponder what Mary said here, I think it is VERY important for those who don't like this EVEN IF YOU DON'T STREAM and want to send a message to Amazon on where the Twitch community falls in the genAI discussion to go in their settings and turn this off. The metrics are what speaks to them.
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Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik @hatethathedgehog.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
just saw knuckles holding a sign that said "i need a bat bitch" what could this mean
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Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik @hatethathedgehog.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
bad guys today wanna use nanomachines for everything. fuck you cowards. im using macro machines. big as the fucking eart. big as your mom
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Siobhan Thompson @vornietom.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
America turning into a dang Jamaican restaurant
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