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Sam @samd.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
gatekeeping who can and cannot be a “real New Yorker” is some absolute loser behavior and goes against the very ethos of New York City. and the cherry on top is that JLo lives in LA now
You have to be born in New York to be a New Yorker.
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James Talarico @jamestalarico.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
There’s been a lot of talk in this race about what makes a "real man." A man does what’s right when no one is watching. He upholds his commitments to his family and neighbors. He doesn’t lie, cheat, & steal his way through life. Real men serve others. Weak men serve themselves.
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James Medlock @jdcmedlock.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Comic panel of Donald Duck and a wide-eyed young Mickey Mouse. Donald's speech bubble: "Democrats should do a huge middle class tax cut to address affordability." Mickey's speech bubble: "Fool that you are, for you treat taxation as a burden rather than the means by which our burdens are eased. Behold a civilization rich in private wealth yet starved of public provision, where every man owns what his grandfathers could not imagine and yet trembles at the thought of how he will weather an illness or loss of livelihood. Will you fight for an affirmative vision of broad contribution and universal benefit? Or will you perish like a dog?"
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 23/04/2026
I don’t want NYC to become a museum. It should be a living, breathing testament to the working people of our city.
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Governor JB Pritzker @govpritzker.illinois.gov · 26/03/2026
We want to make it easier, faster, and more cost-effective to build homes in Illinois. An ambitious slate of reforms to eliminate barriers, lower costs for construction, produce a wider range of family-friendly housing, and streamline construction processes.
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Pritzker to propose statewide zoning laws to spur homebuilding, limit local control
Article Summary JB Pritzker will propose a plan during his State of the State address to drastically limit local governments’
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Natalie Wynn @contrapoints.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Counterpoint: if the Prince of Darkness rises from a fiery portal at the Iowa Caucus and declares his opposition to Donald Trump, I will ride to battle with the host of Hell
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Dee Chan @deechan17.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
When you go to vote in the midterms, please vote for the Democratic candidate.
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Will Stancil @whstancil.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
I absolutely believe 7th grade civics-class ideas about America as a nation of immigrants and free people
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Wedge LIVE!™ @wedge.live · 12/01/2026
Video of federal agents getting run out of Lyn Lake this afternoon. Agents drop a gas can at the end and someone kicks it back at them.
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Gauss-Markov Conspiracy Theorist @gmtheorist.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
3 HRs at the plate and 10 K's in 6 IP with 0 runs, is this the greatest game a player has ever had?
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Sam @samd.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
it’s kind of annoying how complaining about transplants has become the new hipster xenophobia
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Charlotte Swasey @charlotteeffect.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
I really hate it when people blame "polling" for the behavior of people they find annoying online open.substack.com/pub/cauldron...
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
a better world is possible
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Gauss-Markov Conspiracy Theorist @gmtheorist.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
Mets win a game challenge Difficulty: Impossible
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 26/06/2025
man the white sox fumbling jason benetti is probably on par with whiffing on a round 1 prospect's development in terms of what it means for the franchise long term. complete buffoonery to let him leave for the tigers because ownership is too vain to admit he brings a lot to the product
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Second Ave. Sagas @2avesag.as · 13/06/2025
Endorsement time. First, my own City Council district #CD35. The incumbent Crystal Hudson is facing insurgent challengers backed by some of the neighborhood's more vocal NIMBY groups (such as MTOPP). Hudson has been a strong supporter of City of Yes, open streets and better transportation options.
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Dare Obasanjo @carnage4life.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
An observation on Sam Altman’s talks on AGI is how there was a focus on hypothetical harms from AI destroying humanity but a lack of acknowledgement let alone concerns about today’s real world harms ranging from impact to white collar jobs, to teen mental health and misinformation.
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Gauss-Markov Conspiracy Theorist @gmtheorist.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
Come work with me to help Democrats win elections and fight Trump! job-boards.greenhouse.io/blueroserese...
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Governor JB Pritzker @govpritzker.illinois.gov · 26/03/2025
To anyone living in a state that doesn't respect you for who you love or who you are: Illinois has a place for you. You are seen, you are celebrated, you are protected, and you are welcome here in our state.
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Gauss-Markov Conspiracy Theorist @gmtheorist.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
Where else can you get sentences like this, greatest city in the world
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James Medlock @jdcmedlock.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
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The Onion @theonion.com · 13/03/2025
“Every American should be chilled to the core by the overwhelming display of constitutionally protected speech we found on this deviant’s computer and phone,” Kash Patel said theonion.com/feds-un...
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Feds Uncover Terabytes Of Free Speech During Raid Of Protestor’s Residence
WASHINGTON—Following a daring operation that saw authorities seize the man’s property and detain him in an undisclosed location, FBI director Kash Patel announced Thursday that federal agents had uncovered 43 terabytes of free speech from local protestor Andrew Wyman’s residence. “Every American should be chilled to the core by the overwhelming display of constitutionally protected […]
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Senate Judiciary Democrats 🇺🇸 @judiciarydems.senate.gov · 10/03/2025
Free Mahmoud Khalil.
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shira mitchell @shiraamitchell.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
thinking about the next election ? come work with us ! we're hiring for an AI-focused machine learning engineer role at Blue Rose Research. job-boards.greenhouse.io/blueroserese...
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Chris Hayes @chrislhayes.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Making car payment interest payments tax deductible is a genuinely insane policy proposal.
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Streetsblog NYC @nyc.streetsblog.org · 18/02/2025
You probably know how chaotic and awful Atlantic Ave. between Nostrand and Vanderbilt is. As the decade-long fight to rezone the area and build more housing wraps up, electeds are asking that the city doesn't forget about the need for a safer street to go along with it. youtube.com/shorts/mB2N0...
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Atlantic Avenue Sucks — Will Rezoning Fix It? #brooklyn #nyc #urbanism #streets
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Boo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 14/02/2025
What gets me about Eric Adams is, yeah sure all of this is upsetting, but it's also just pathetic. This is a man who very intentionally broke the law, benefitted from it personally, and has now made an agreement to hurt vulnerable people to save his own skin. Shame is dead, but he should be ashamed.
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Gauss-Markov Conspiracy Theorist @gmtheorist.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
"This fucking guy" reaching all time levels
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Gauss-Markov Conspiracy Theorist @gmtheorist.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
On days like today it can feel a little hopeless to be someone who still believes in the American experiment and for that reason I feel it's ever more important to emphasize that I do still believe.
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Gauss-Markov Conspiracy Theorist @gmtheorist.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
This project is a good one that has taken more than a year to get approved. Make your voice heard to get it over the line! Thank you to Council Member Hanif for her support!
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Council Member Shahana Hanif @cmshahanahanif.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
Today, the City Council will review the Arrow Linen Rezoning Proposal. You may submit written testimony to landusetestimony@council.nyc.gov up to 72 hours following the completion of the public hearing. More details on how to participate: council.nyc.gov/land-use/
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New York City regulates how land is used throughout the five boroughs. When regulations are changed, the City Council must approve the changes.
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Gauss-Markov Conspiracy Theorist @gmtheorist.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
I've run a marathon and sitting through a City Council hearing is far and a way the most psychologically demanding thing I've ever done
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Gauss-Markov Conspiracy Theorist @gmtheorist.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
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Gauss-Markov Conspiracy Theorist @gmtheorist.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Huge "Jampie Jorplin" vibes from the Timotee Chalamet Dylan movie
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Gauss-Markov Conspiracy Theorist @gmtheorist.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Gonna stake out a controversial anti-assassination stance
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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
If Aaron Rodgers has a million haters I’m one of them. If he has 1000 haters I’m one of them. If he has 1 hater it’s me. If he has 0 haters it means I have left this world. If the world is for Aaron Rodgers, I am against the world.
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Gauss-Markov Conspiracy Theorist @gmtheorist.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
There is a war against the motorist and I'm on the side against the motorists
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