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Gage

@gjr78.bsky.social
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He/Him, 30, RPG Fan, Zelda Fan, Holy Shit Dragon Quest VII Remake.

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TBSkyen Shorts @shorts.tbskyen.com · 08/09/2026
Why does the Zelda remake look like that? | #legendofzelda #tbshorts
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Ash Paulsen 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @ash.gvg.io · 08/09/2026
Everyone’s arguing about the Ocarina of Time remake’s visuals and I’m over here just thankful Link is left-handed again, like god intended
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Jadzia Axelrod 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @planetx.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open, period.
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
i think we’re going in a healthy direction
2 panel comic

Panel 1: Heading: “Discussing Movies with Friends”
Three people sit around a table discussing a movie they just saw. The conversation goes:
Blue Person: I think it’s his best work
Yellow Person: Really?
Purple Person: It was pretty good

Panel 2: Heading: “Online Movie Discourse”
Yellow Guy is being dragged to hell by terrifying ghouls. They scream “WE SAW A BOOB AND IT SCARED US”
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Gage @gjr78.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Gonna throw this idea out before the movie comes out. What if Sadie Sink is genderbent Harry Osborn in the new Spider-Man?
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Accursed Dirt Beast 🔞 @aftermoles.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
If anyone is getting smacked with this - just use deer.social or another alternate client. Bsky is just an AT Protocol Client, and your Bsky account is an AT Protocol account - you can use your same Bsky account thru another AT Protocol Client, no migration or loss necessary. Could not be easier.
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Velan Studios @velanstudios.com · 30/06/2026
Theydies & Gentlethems, with Pride Month coming to a close, we're so proud to remind everyone that Velan Studios is a home for *everyone*. Gaming is improved in a community and community is strengthened with Inclusivity. Thank you to all of our LGBTQIA+ staff, players, community members, & family!
Velan employees sitting on and stand behind a brick separator in downtown Troy. Behind them, the side of a brick building with "TROY, NY" painted on the side. To the left, a Pride flag is mid-wave from the gust of the winds outside.A Pride Month player icon from Knockout City.Beige background is offset by the pride rainbow dispersed as paint splashes from a megaphone of a person of color smiling, and speaking through the megaphone.Velan Studio members standing from left-to-right, adorned in colors across the Pride flag spectrum of Red, Orange, Yellow, Green, Blue, and Purple. The dev team are full of smiles with the office space as the backdrop.
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Jon Cartwright @jon.gvg.io · 24/06/2026
A lot of danger owning games with GTA6 Publishers have always wanted to kill second hand games. It's what those online passes were in PS3 era, why Xbox One was originally DRM and so on GTA realistically can get away with anything but being so mainstream normalises this for everyone
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Gage @gjr78.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Did my weekly rewatch of the Ocarina of Time trailer, I need to hear the Hyrule Field theme so bad.
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Sena Bryer @senabryer.com · 12/06/2026
If I should die tomorrow in an accident, no one else, not family nor friends nor anyone can speak on my behalf in regards to recreating any part of my likeness with AI. Just uhhh saying that to be safe I guess
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JJ @jjdotbiz.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
"The Switch is so old," you all said. "I need better graphics," you demanded. "Wah wah," you cried. And now, you sit here before Slippy Toad, the slippiest he's ever been, slippier than a fucking banana peel under a kart wheel, all thanks to the raw power of the Nintendo Switch 2—and you reject him?
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Bruno Dies @brunodias.dev · 22/04/2026
[louder, as if that'll improve reception] THE BLUESKY DEVS WOULD BE VERY UPSET BY YOUR JOKES ABOUT VIBE CODING IF THEY COULD LOAD YOUR POSTS
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Tom Juniper🏳️‍⚧️ @tomjuniper.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Have a break. Have 12 Tonnes of KitKat. Remember, kids, Nestle is literally the company who literally told African mothers that their breast milk wasn't good enough in order to sell more formula. Don't be a snitch, now.
An official statement from Nestle appealing for information as to who has nicked 12 tonnes of KitKats.
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Gage @gjr78.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
#my9games
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Can You Pet the Dog? @canyoupetthedog.com · 10/01/2026
You can pet the cat and the dog in Dragon Quest VII Reimagined
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Gage @gjr78.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Gonna do one of those "Games I've played in 2026" Things.
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Spelling Mistakes Cost Lives @darrencullen.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
After much research and development I have made an offline version of ChatGPT. Now you can save water and electricity while navel-gazing, and carry one of the world's most powerfully annoying AI chatbots in your pocket.
Photo of a magic 8 ball with a 'goatse' version of the OpenAI logo and the words ChatGPT on it, next to a white box that says "ChatGPT offline version". Inset are photos of the 8-ball responses such as "That's a great question", "You're 1000% right" and "Too many requests try again later" and then another photo from the back of the box of a holographic authenticity sticker that says FAKE.
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🌈miski🌦️ @miski.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
politics rn are when youre playing a social deception game and one of your teammates on the not-hitler side doesn't want to take the game seriously and you all lose and they don't know why everyone is so upset at them
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Game Informer @gameinformer.com · 21/10/2025
COVER REVEAL: For the first time in Game Informer history, a Dragon Quest game is gracing our cover! We went to Tokyo to play Dragon Quest VII Reimagined, interview the team behind it, and dive deep into the history of this prolific RPG franchise. Subscribe today! gameinformer.com/cover-reveal...
A mock up of a Game Informer magazine with a cover highlighting Dragon Quest VII Reimagined. It features the Game Informer logo treatment at the top, some ruins and rocky scenery, and in the foreground of the image is Prince Kiefer looking to his right, Hero looking to his left, and Maribel touching Hero's left arm while looking at him for guidance.
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Square Enix @square-enix-games.com · 12/09/2025
What begins as simple curiosity soon unfolds into an epic adventure to save the world… The beloved adventure is remade and reborn. Dragon Quest VII Reimagined launches on February 5, 2026! youtu.be/3c8xcYHboPs?...
youtu.be
DRAGON QUEST VII Reimagined | Announcement Trailer
YouTube video by DRAGON QUEST
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Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 09/09/2025
I think a network of millionaire and billionaire pedophiles that do sex crimes on a private island should be enough for people to realize “people shouldn’t have vastly more wealth than other people”
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E.G. Simmons 🍰 @ganglemanva.com · 19/06/2025
just outright smacking the sign
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Gage @gjr78.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
Beat Wind Waker on Switch 2 NSO, it's still my favorite Zelda game, but the QoL changes from the Wii U version make it hard to go back to.
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Gage @gjr78.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
Still the best Zelda ending.
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Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 29/08/2025
Newsom is proof that if Trump was more clean cut and well spoken liberals wouldn’t have a problem with Trump
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Culture Crave 🍿 @culturecrave.co · 29/07/2025
#FantasticFour star Ebon Moss-Bachrach was asked what he would do if he had The Thing's powers “There’s a handful of fascists that I would just throw into outer space” (via IMDb)
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Eli Valley @elivalley.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
Another day, another reminder that Democratic leaders chose to forfeit the Presidency rather than desisting from genocide.
During that year’s election, they found that then-nominee Kamala Harris could win votes by supporting an “arms embargo” on Israel, which the nominee did not do.
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Gage @gjr78.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
Mario Lart World Course Tierlist
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Freezer @freezer.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
Seeing younger people say "we can't leave discord, it's where everyone is." Honey, it's just Internet routine to leave every major communication and social media platform every 10 or so years because it falls apart. You'll get used to it.
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Zal @zalman.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Oh so you like turn-based RPGs now? Allow me to recommend Dragon Quest XI S: Echoes of an Elusive Age - Definitive Edition, available now on all current platforms
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Gage @gjr78.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
Share the last 4 games you played and expose your gaming habit
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Teal @teal.monster · 20/04/2025
None of you in queer adjacent, leftist discords dare give them the scan of your ID or your face so you can view "mature content"; doing so would be extremely fucking stupid and endanger you and everyone else on the server.
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Nob Ogasawara㊙️ @nobogasawara.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
Read some JP tweet, "I'm really worried that I'll find the Kirby Air Ride sequel not all that fun after a couple hours...and realize that what I really wanted wasn't a sequel but that time after school with the gang."
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
A true heater 48 hours for The Onion, in my unbiased opinion.
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Cheesemeister @cheesemeister.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Dear Mario, I've baked a
cake for you. I thought
Trump's tariffs would
allow a 449 dollar price,
but they're far higher
than expected, so it'll
cost even more than that.
Peach
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Ash Parrish, Kotaku's LeBron James @adashtra.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
He take egg He take job Now he take mario
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Omni Jacala @artsyomni.com · 02/04/2025
The DK face design revision was the right call, and the results speak for themselves. If you disagree, I don't trust your judgment. =P
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Zane Schacht - Voice Goblin @voicesbyzane.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
Look I know I'm kind of a pushy asshole about AI voices in memes and stuff but we either treat all genAI as shit garbage that shouldn't be touched or we're just gonna have to keep fucking dealing with it. I don't know what to tell you
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Tal Lavin @swordsjew.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
seriously.... big ups on a visible, sustained, invigorating protest movement thats giving me hope in darkness
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Nirbion @nirbion.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Finally, I can finally release my magnus opus here.
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Ken Plume @kenplume.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
Bring back one cancelled TV show. (The reason for the cancellation of the 8th season - before its ultimate one-off special "finale" - remains one of the most ridiculous bits of entertainment industry corporate nonsense you will ever maybe eventually hear. Also, those Season 8 scripts were great.)
Promotional image for the 6th season of THE VENTURE BROS., showing all of the main characters in a New York subway car.
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Liquid Metal ₍Ꙭ̂₎ @liquidmetalslime.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
I just learned that the desiger for many of DQ's iconic equipment like the Sword of zenithia (my favorite!) or the Sword of Erdrick, Jun Tamatani, passed away this week. Rest in peace.
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Gage @gjr78.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
I can't decide if my favorite Marvel Rivals interaction is Luna Snow thinking Bucky has ice powers because he's called the Winter Soldier or any of the interactions where Captain America shit talks on the Punisher.
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Gage @gjr78.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
Marvel Rivals should steal the Trivia questions from Ultimate Alliance. have a daily 5 question Marvel Quiz and you get so many of the Purple Coins per correct answer. It would guarantee that I log in everyday.
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the fairy bear @thefairybear.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
Meme showing screenshots from Star Wars where Padme says “so this is how liberty dies” and instead of saying “with thunderous applause” it says “with a coup by a fake government agency named after a meme run by the most divorced man alive and his troop of incel twinks”
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Drake (Lycan Subscribe) @trailerdrake.com · 22/01/2025
Remember when Republicans made fun of Tim Walz's autistic son crying at his dad's acceptance speech? Why does that deserve hate, but not Elon's "autistic mixup" of a Nazi salute?
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Drew Morgan @drewmorgcomedy.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
This is so they can pay us all less
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