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Teal

@teal.monster
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30 or 40 years old and don't need this It/They/She 🏳️‍⚧️ H+ Gay weird and something

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Teal @teal.monster · 10/12/2025
Another day, my wife is still shadowzoned without explanation. I'll do nothing but repeatedly repost this until this is resolved or at least explained. If you wish to stop seeing my reposts of this, unfollow me, because I have no more interest in this platform until this is resolved.
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Teal @teal.monster · 08/12/2025
Another day, my wife is still shadowzoned without explanation. I'll do nothing but repeatedly repost this until this is resolved or at least explained. If you wish to stop seeing my reposts of this, unfollow me, because I have no more interest in this platform until this is resolved.
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Teal @teal.monster · 07/12/2025
Another day, my wife is still shadowzoned without explanation. I'll do nothing but repeatedly repost this until this is resolved or at least explained. If you wish to stop seeing my reposts of this, unfollow me, because I have no more interest in this platform until this is resolved.
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Teal @teal.monster · 06/12/2025
Another day, my wife is still shadowzoned without explanation. I'll do nothing but repeatedly repost this until this is resolved or at least explained. If you wish to stop seeing my reposts of this, unfollow me, because I have no more interest in this platform until this is resolved.
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Rine @rine.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
Apparently @safety.bsky.app wants you to know this is the kind of social media where they can just yeet you to the shadowzone with zero notice or email, like they did to @teabree.gendercriminals.gay So lovely that they support unpersoning people with zero process.
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Teal @teal.monster · 04/12/2025
Another day, my wife is still shadowzoned without explanation. I'll do nothing but repeatedly repost this until this is resolved or at least explained. If you wish to stop seeing my reposts of this, unfollow me, because I have no more interest in this platform until this is resolved.
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Teal @teal.monster · 03/12/2025
Another day, my wife is still shadowzoned without explanation. I'll do nothing but repeatedly repost this until this is resolved or at least explained. If you wish to stop seeing my reposts of this, unfollow me, because I have no more interest in this platform until this is resolved.
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Teal @teal.monster · 02/12/2025
Another day, my wife is still shadowzoned without explanation. I'll do nothing but repeatedly repost this until this is resolved or at least explained. If you wish to stop seeing my reposts of this, unfollow me, because I have no more interest in this platform until this is resolved.
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Teal @teal.monster · 01/12/2025
Another day, my wife is still shadowzoned without explanation. I'll do nothing but repeatedly repost this until this is resolved or at least explained. If you wish to stop seeing my reposts of this, unfollow me, because I have no more interest in this platform until this is resolved.
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Teal @teal.monster · 30/11/2025
Another day, my wife is still shadowzoned without explanation. I'll do nothing but repeatedly repost this until this is resolved or at least explained. If you wish to stop seeing my reposts of this, unfollow me, because I have no more interest in this platform until this is resolved.
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Teal @teal.monster · 29/11/2025
Another day, my wife is still shadowzoned without explanation. I'll do nothing but repeatedly repost this until this is resolved or at least explained. If you wish to stop seeing my reposts of this, unfollow me, because I have no more interest in this platform until this is resolved.
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Teal @teal.monster · 28/11/2025
Another day, my wife is still shadowzoned without explanation. I'll do nothing but repeatedly repost this until this is resolved or at least explained. If you wish to stop seeing my reposts of this, unfollow me, because I have no more interest in this platform until this is resolved.
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Teal @teal.monster · 27/11/2025
Another day, my wife is still shadowzoned without explanation. I'll do nothing but repeatedly repost this until this is resolved or at least explained. If you wish to stop seeing my reposts of this, unfollow me, because I have no more interest in this platform until this is resolved.
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The Overton Defenestration (Jenner) @soiendure.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
Free Teabree.
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Teal @teal.monster · 26/11/2025
Another day, my wife is still shadowzoned without explanation. I'll do nothing but repeatedly repost this until this is resolved or at least explained. If you wish to stop seeing my reposts of this, unfollow me, because I have no more interest in this platform until this is resolved.
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Teal @teal.monster · 25/11/2025
Another day, my wife is still shadowzoned without explanation. I'll do nothing but repeatedly repost this until this is resolved or at least explained. If you wish to stop seeing my reposts of this, unfollow me, because I have no more interest in this platform until this is resolved.
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Teal @teal.monster · 24/11/2025
Another day, my wife is still shadowzoned without explanation. I'll do nothing but repeatedly repost this until this is resolved or at least explained. If you wish to stop seeing my reposts of this, unfollow me, because I have no more interest in this platform until this is resolved.
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Teal @teal.monster · 23/11/2025
Another day, my wife is still shadowzoned without explanation. I'll do nothing but repeatedly repost this until this is resolved or at least explained. If you wish to stop seeing my reposts of this, unfollow me, because I have no more interest in this platform until this is resolved.
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Teal @teal.monster · 22/11/2025
Apparently, Bluesky just sent my wife's account; @teabree.gendercriminals.gay straight into the shadow realm, without as much as a moderation email or any other message, with profile apparently gone and all posts deleted, so I guess I probably won't be on here for much longer either
bsky.app
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「LUCKYSTAR ACTUAL」 @tsaevin.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
nonono not cum bucket, cum ~bouquet~
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I write words on anime girl pictures @kawaiibossbaby.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
your honor, i was in my healing era
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Mark 🔞🎨🐰 @markybuns.art · 19/11/2025
Imagine having to go through all this every time windows updates or adds a new AI thingamabob, and still think learning how to use linux is too hard
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Mike Barthel @mikebarthelauthor.com · 19/11/2025
Fish have committed credit card fraud
Credit card fraud
Black neon tetras committed credit card fraud during a 2023 livestream by "Mutekimaru Channel" on YouTube. The owner was using motion-tracking software to turn the fish's movements into Nintendo Switch inputs, letting them "play" video games. 8 In 2020, the fish beat Pokemon Sapphire after 3,195 hours, a feat that takes about 30 hours for a typical human. 9/ 181 On January 14, 2023, Pokémon Violet crashed at 1,144 hours, giving the fish free access to the main menu. They entered inputs that opened Nintendo eShop, added 500 yen ($3.85 USD) to their owner's account, and exposed his credit card details on the livestream. 10) 11) Mutekimaru later requested a refund of the 500 yen from Nintendo. l12)
"Fish eagerly read the terms and conditions. Many of us humans don't read the terms of service, but fish are smarter than we are"
- caption from Mutekimaru in a video about the incident 12)
The fish also downloaded an N64 emulator, set up PayPal, used reward points to buy an avatar, and changed Mutekimaru's Nintendo account name to
"ROWAWAWA*". 13, After about seven hours, their movements shut down the Switch. 14)
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Puzzled Artist @ Probably drawing swimsuits @puzzled-artist.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
Magik CMSN
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Kitfox Games 🦊 @kitfoxgames.com · 19/11/2025
New legendary patch note just dropped:
Corpses should no longer become hotter than the Sun and explode the ships/stations they are on.-Ostranauts Patch Notes Nov. 18
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Teal @teal.monster · 19/11/2025
If you post memes in a long thread of self replies or a QRT reply chain, know that I'll steal your meme with no attribution whatsoever without a slightest hint of guilt about it.
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Teal @teal.monster · 19/11/2025
Actually this is perfectly fine; you just have to use your -74 billion investement as collateral on a loan and then default on that loan and the bank has to actually pay you 74 billion. You guys need to keep up with advanced economics.
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Teal @teal.monster · 18/11/2025
I wish chat apps had a multi-message draft buffer on every chat; sometimes I have a strong desire to start writing down something to send to someone but I can't do it in the middle of the current conversation (often it's banal bullshit that sholudn't get in the way of the present topic).
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 18/11/2025
this would have been a month-long scandal in 2011
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Teal @teal.monster · 18/11/2025
If you really think about it, peanut butter is just a local variety of hummus of sorts.
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Bringus Studios @batarong.com · 17/11/2025
Linus Torvalds being unfathomably based
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nichijou frames @nichijouframes.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
A random Nichijou frame from EP12.
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Patlabor Screenshots @patlaborscreenshot.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
Patlabor on Television Episode 36 Noa's Adventure
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geckowo @geckowo.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
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Mrs. Detective Pikajew, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 15/11/2025
I dreamed of days like this
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Jared Skolnick @jaredskolnick.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
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9HeadedFox @htblack.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
I keep these words close to my heart. Whenever I see someone behaving very strangely, I remind myself that everyone I’ve ever met has been hideously injured in ways too deep for any doctor to ever take comprehensive note.
“Under the present brutal and primitive conditions on this planet, every person you meet should be regarded as one of the walking wounded. we have never seen a man or woman not slightly deranged by either anxiety or grief. we have never seen a totally sane human being.”

Robert Anton Wilson
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
Whole bunch of stuff beginning to make a lot of sense.
Message: Btw. Argentina next to collapse 
Sender: 
Time: 08/30/18 08:13:08 AM (557334788) 
Flags: 1060865 
Is Read: Yes 
Is Invitation: No 
GUID: 64BF837C-6122-4C34-9A5C-896F809D1196 
Message: Need a populist 
HOUSE OVERSIGHT 025753 
Sender: e:jeeitunes@gmail.com 
Time: 08/30/18 08:13:20 AM (557334800) 
Flags: 1085445 
Is Read: No 
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GUID: D3AECA63-918A-43D1-B504-C726502B98CC 
Message: ripe 
Sender: e:jeeitunes@gmail.com Message: Whole South America Brazil Venezuela Argentina. Don't know why they are so 
dirty given the fact that there are so many maids 
Sender: e:jeeitunes@gmail.com 
Time: 08/30/18 08:14:58 AM (557334898) 
Flags: 1085445 
Is Read: No 
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GUID: 6AAFE5F8-E07A-48AE-93F1-ABA2F8499B5D 
Message: soon to be the best investment of a lifetime 
Sender: 
Time: 08/30/18 08:15:09 AM (557334909) 
Flags: 1060865 
Is Read: Yes 
Is Invitation: No 
GUID: 2EC971E9-426B-4188-BE22-AlFEBFCEC52E 
Message: Brazilian parartrooper my man 
Sender: e:jeeitunes@gmail.com 
Time: 08/30/18 08:15:13 AM (557334913) 
Flags: 1085445 
Is Read: No 
Is Invitation: No 
GUID: 2FC018A1-0160-4E77-93F3-A91EC47D86CC 
Message: Venezuela. More oil reserves than Saudi 
Sender: e:jeeitunes@gmail.com
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Teal @teal.monster · 14/11/2025
Holy shit I wish I'd have heard of this essay earlier. Extremely glum reading, but really helped me understand some things that I've seen happen over the years way better.
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Yokohama Kaidashi Kikou panels bot @ykkpanels.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
Story 81
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Star Trek Minus Context @nocontexttrek1.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
Star Trek The Next Generation scene. We're in Ten Forward, a future space bar (social club not keyboard) and we're peering over Worf's shoulder from a sit, to Data, in uniform, standing a handful of steps away and staring back at Worf. He has a spaced out, under a spell like focus in his eyes, it's not our typical Data we've come to know and love. Closed caption reads, "What kind of cake are you eating?"
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fuckface "squeaky" from:me @skeet.best · 11/11/2025
BABIES ARE BORN
WORSHIPPING
UNKNOWN GODS

— DWARF FORTRESS, BUG REPORT #13172
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Teal @teal.monster · 13/11/2025
subtweeting your wife this brutally should probably count as domestic violence
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nrxia 🏳️‍🌈🤘 @nrxia.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
GVH irl #gvh
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