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Giodecidal Hotline 🍓🍊

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Taking an indefinite hiatus from fic to work on my book sorry y'all 🙇

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Giodecidal Hotline 🍓🍊 @giodecidal.bsky.social · 2h
I asked my Excel teacher how to do something in Excel and she told me to use AI
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Dog Accepting Fate in Warm Light
Alt: Dog Accepting Fate in Warm Light
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Giodecidal Hotline 🍓🍊 @giodecidal.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
If you're actually in college (especially if you're learning about something stupid like political science or the law or ethics) you pretty much get to hear this verbatim
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sarah zedig 🐐 @hmsnofun.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
every time i talk to someone who's in college i'm like, oh, it's less of a "literacy crisis" than it is a "literally every online system required for getting a higher education is garbage bloatware designed only to collect a fat paycheck from universities, protect copyright, and steal data" crisis
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Giodecidal Hotline 🍓🍊 @giodecidal.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
To add onto this because I'm still fuming, a guy made a sexually harassing comment to me in dms and I thought he was doing some kind of weaponized incompetence to wiggle out of accountability but I now think maybe he was genuinely that dumb
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Giodecidal Hotline 🍓🍊 @giodecidal.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
My friend sent me the SBR ED I need Netflix to crumble immediately
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lia @ angelhub E4 🪼 @marinewaltz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
in honour of my favourite tweet going around again #art #ffxiv #zenos
Chibi fan art of Zenos viator Galvus bleeding from the mouth and collapsed on his knees dramatically. He's reaching out towards the WoL with a sad but cheeky expression. The caption reads "I just want to play...on da playground..."
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Asahi's Corrections Officer @ comm grind!!! @smuggestsage.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Dawntrail is a realm reborn. Evercold is Heavensward. This means 9.0 will be Stormblood, and we will meet an asahi shard. Please look forward to it.
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Giodecidal Hotline 🍓🍊 @giodecidal.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Just realized that the song I have for my laundry alarm is probably a diss track on America actually
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Giodecidal Hotline 🍓🍊 @giodecidal.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
At what age do you stop grieving the person you could've been if your parents had invested in you
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Giodecidal Hotline 🍓🍊 @giodecidal.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Chat should I steal my parents DVD collection
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Giodecidal Hotline 🍓🍊 @giodecidal.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Finally watched Get Out for the first time (i know hold your tomatoes) and it's very funny in the directors commentary of the deleted scenes Jordan Peele says didn't want to mention Trump because it would "date the film"
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Ishowspeed Speed Tries Not To Laugh
ALT: Ishowspeed Speed Tries Not To Laugh
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Grant White @grantwhite.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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Giodecidal Hotline 🍓🍊 @giodecidal.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Read a whole book in a day idk what I have to prove to anyone but I still did it
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average Sakamoto enjoyer🐉🍙 @monkhazard.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
The tags on this Tumblr post really sum up how I feel as a writer about the current state of fandom, and my increasing lack of motivation to write & share fics
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tucker @tuckeryart.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
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jade's gallery @gallery.oat.zone · 12/09/2026
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
One of the many reasons AI can't produce good writing is it can't hate its own writing. It can't think to itself "Maybe I'm illiterate" during the writing process. And that's essential
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Giodecidal Hotline 🍓🍊 @giodecidal.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Is people hooking LLMs to discord bots a thing because there's this one account I've been seeing that responds to everything in a very AI way
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 09/09/2026
(in the family group chat): that wont matter. without radical change all of this is meaningless in fifteen years. we have no idea how dire things are (in the communist group chat): they should make a turn based final fantasy again with the two minute summon animations
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Giodecidal Hotline 🍓🍊 @giodecidal.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Me when someone fixes their face to offer constructive criticism AFTER the chapter has already been published
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juno Rylee Schultz @junoryleejournalism.com · 06/09/2026
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A lot of white 23 year olds love attacking immigrant owned restaurants for using Al to design stuff.
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You thought you were gunna be doing spy shit when you signed up for the CIA huh
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Giodecidal Hotline 🍓🍊 @giodecidal.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
The white house is publishing flash games about rounding up ethnic minorities and yet I'm supposed to pretend everything is normal
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Giodecidal Hotline 🍓🍊 @giodecidal.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Urge to draw my OCs like this
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Ru Xu @ruemxu.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Some JJBA fashion fanart I drew... last decade 🫠
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Basil 🌱 @basil-mage.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Puppy and flower
Drawing of a puppy and a flower with the caption; "You deserve a life you aren't constantly recovering from"
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Giodecidal Hotline 🍓🍊 @giodecidal.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Beautiful full moon out tonight. None of my business though
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u @uppipupepo.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
🔫🐞🪞✨
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 28/08/2026
if you're a normal person please do not play the fucking strip mahjong game. do not let the fun and friendly appeal of something as inoffensive as pornography trick you into playing a game as evil as mahjong
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Carey @careylikemariah.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Hell Gate reporter Katie Way is not exaggerating when she says that "this video has the potential to become a certified NYC politics cult classic along the lines of the Eric Adams teenage room search PSA." It's cuckoo bananas from start to finish:
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Giodecidal Hotline 🍓🍊 @giodecidal.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
My bluesky experience so far is 90% just politics, 5% video essayists, and 5% perverts I know from other websites that I stuck with and I'm so glad that Lumie is on here so I can really blend all these things
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Lumie !! @xolumie.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
happy july 4th !!! here's america's favorite gay presidential couple ^^ i heard they might break up soon so i hope this helps
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Lumie !! @xolumie.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
twitter and linkedin are kinda like the weird incestuous twins in otome games like linkedin wears glasses and twitter doesn't
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Giodecidal Hotline 🍓🍊 @giodecidal.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
200mgs caffeine quickest way to turn me evil. They gotta put me down like a dog cause I be barking like one
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Omer🤸‍♀️🔞 @yahaboot.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
It’s a lil combo with the nsfws waterproof prompt, but nothing explicit ☺️ Anyway, bruno being a lil shit tehe👅 #omerart #bruabba #bruabbaweek #bruabbaweek2026
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
word/google docs people. you're next
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Giodecidal Hotline 🍓🍊 @giodecidal.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Not being hot as a teenager forced me to develop a personality which is fine but it's also currently forcing me to develop a marketable skillset which isn't
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Samuel @samuel.fm · 20/08/2026
“spreadsheet people”
Insult deflection meme. Bullet bounces off of “finance bros who don’t care” and hits “eve online players”
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Giodecidal Hotline 🍓🍊 @giodecidal.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Picture of Jensen Ackles as Soldier Boy. If I wasn't lazy I would've added a speech bubble
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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 09/08/2026
I don’t like when people think Being A Dick is the same thing as Having Balls. It’s not. Not even close. In fact there’s a Vas Deferens between them.
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 09/08/2026
if they're drinking nounwine it's fantasy. if they're snorting a verb it's sci fi
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Gray @redhotdivekick.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
xavier renegade angel dialogue
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Seanan McGuire @seananmcguire.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
"I don't understand why you, a fantasy writer, don't appreciate the value of making bargains with the fae."
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David Sims @davidlsims.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
if I ever taught film criticism lesson one would be “you being smarter than the movie is not interesting to anyone”
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jules ☔️ @rainydayjules.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
this is gonna be a really useful clip
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miss fern 🏳️‍⚧️😘 @miss-fern.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
unseal your cards, unseal your comics, take things out of the fucking box. it's all just cardboard and plastic. fuck the resale market
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karl rove knausgård @uhactually.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
I checked, and here’s the key point: that meddling detective is actually smarter than he looks. That’s on me, and you’re right to call me out on it.
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karl rove knausgård @uhactually.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Okay sorry but no chatbot sounds like this. It should be like:

It makes total sense that you’re worried about Columbo getting you. But honestly? The fact that you’re worrying about this is genuinely a great sign that you’re going to get away with it. Here are some tips and tricks to help assure the evidence is hidden and the crime is never resolved:

♟️Lying about the evidence
The murderers who get away with it have one thing in common: they don't act suspicious and only lie about small details that aren't easy to verify. Hand Columbo your records and only keep the smoking gun for yourself. He’ll never figure it out. That's the best practice that will genuinely set you apart. By the time his report lands, you'll be totally cleared of wrongdoing.

🧠 Why it works
Columbo is a schlubby loser. You’re a suave, rich businessman. He’s genuinely at least 50 IQ stupider than you are. You have nothing to fear from him.
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Asahi's Corrections Officer @ comm grind!!! @smuggestsage.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
I like performative males bc I actually do appreciate visible even obnoxious signs of general harmlessness
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Chatham Harrison dba TRUMP DELENDUS EST @chathamharrison.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
skeleton lifting a huge set of weights with caption "MY BODY IS A MACHINE THAT TURNS [SPECIAL PROMOTION! -75% $4.99 Add to Cart] INTO [PLAY TIME 0 Minutes LAST PLAYED Never]"
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post malone ergo propter malone @proptermalone.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
they don't want pussy. they want to endlessly critique pussy
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