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Yayyyy! Found my first wild silver!

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People are, like, really weird. Its worth noting i messaged her several times asking when she was coming by with no response.

A lady failing at communicating but succeeding at stealing plants.

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Author Interview! Alex Parise - The Fork

I don’t remember if i’ve shared this here but i was once interviewed about my book, The Fork, and i thoight it was super fun. youtu.be/tZb8GCajHbo?...

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YouTube video by Book Buds

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Idk whats up with my brain sometimes but please enjoy

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Why do people love rescheduling 40-person meetings one minute after they’re meant to start?

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I just stopped a meeting dead on a project i haven’t worked on in 4 years. “Any field where users enter data may contain personal health information even if it’s not the intent —messaging is a good example —because users gonna use. Like, hey, can you believe the guy in bed 17 with kidney failure?”

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My uncle passed this morning and i should be more upset than i am but that’s the American Nazi Party side of my family, and while i have no reason to believe he was a member I do know he tithed to televangelists so…. Yeah, not a smart man. And i haven’t talked to him in 15 years on top.

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A. Parise @jerseyoutwest.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Someone absolutely just failed the “dontstart the hundred person meeting 11 minutes early”challenge.

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Wait Just saw a “first look at Ian McKellen on the set of The Hunt for Gollum” and Its real? Are you J.R.R. Jolkien with me right now?

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A. Parise @jerseyoutwest.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Dang i have three opponents in the election, thats crazy

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A. Parise @jerseyoutwest.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

MrBeast thread #4. If you’re not caught up, I just crashed out hard and skeeted 10-12 times about a three page scene and need a minute so its an opportune time to take some deep breaths, touch some grass, pound a whiskey, and do the bsky housekeeping while my blood pressure drops. Previous here:

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Okay the MrBeastBook thread is all caught up, hopefully it doesn’t break again, but i’ll be limiting threads to 50ish skeets going forward so i hopefully don’t have to do this again. Picking up in a couple.

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Bsky has broken this liveskeet thread of MrBeast’s “The Most Dangerous Games” (barf) several times so i’m gonna restart it here. There will be repeats, unfortunately. I’m still not fixing the typos.

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Angie burnt seven hundred calories today.

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A. Parise @jerseyoutwest.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Even if y’all don’t read my whole dumb thread i need you to see one of the best jokes i’ve ever gotten off.

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Alright, time to liveskeet my review of this obvious piece of horseshit: Mr Beast and James “the biggest hack who has ever lived” Patterson’s collab “The Most Dangerous Games.” I am not excited.

The page side of the book, painted lime green with gratuitous blood spatter.

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Laguna Beach Democratic Club @lagunabeachdems.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

"A pastor kicked off a recent campaign stop for Michael Whatley, the Republican nominee for Senate, with a prayer that asked God to bestow “integrity and honesty” upon the event and to right wrongs “hammered down on the conservative movement.”

Convicted sex offender offered opening prayer at rally for GOP Senate nominee in North Carolina

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A. Parise @jerseyoutwest.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Seeing Liz Phair sing Fuck and Run at 60 years old was almost unbearably cringe.

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A. Parise @jerseyoutwest.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Hosting a plant sale tomorrow and sunday 9-5 with free fig starts, come on by! Search the map for fig or plant. maps.app.goo.gl/4T3stFfWjyw7...

Fig starts in community pot shaded by a large monstera

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Gretchen McCulloch @gretchenmcculloch.com · 08/09/2026

I have received news of a perfectly named cafe located on the waterfront of Nova Scotia's capital, if you know what I mean

"Broken Man cafe" sign on a big plate glass window, through which one can see cafe tables and chairs and backs of people's heads. In the distance, a sign indicates that this is Pier 22 on the Halifax waterfront

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A. Parise @jerseyoutwest.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

I love getting 5-star reviews of my book from strangers, especially thoughtful ones. Thats a good way to start a week :)

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A. Parise @jerseyoutwest.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

I am so sick of fundraising texts, why the fuck did i just get one about saving college sports, fuck off into the sun forever

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A. Parise @jerseyoutwest.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

How does everyone feel about vergifteterMarkenname as a pithy German word for terrible irony-poisoned brand names like Liquid Death? Its almost got grift in it which i appreciate

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A. Parise @jerseyoutwest.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

“Yourr database is directly tied to your application” wow buddy do you kiss your momma with that mouth?

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A. Parise @jerseyoutwest.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Just walked past sidewalk chalks that said: ABOLISH ICE FUCK THE COPS GET A CAT NOW

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A. Parise @jerseyoutwest.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Jesus Christ that was an infuriating meeting, it was supposed to be a process meeting and it devolved into “why are we even doing this”

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A. Parise @jerseyoutwest.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

PDX folks if you’re free tomorrow you should go to this, its very weird and cool and also free and they don’t mind kids running around

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Gonna be at the Alberta street fair tonight! Come say hi, grab a campaign sticker and a free fig tree, and peep the moon through my 10” scope!

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One time i had a bowl of acid going to try to strip rhyolite from topaz and and a couple years later apple decided to be helpful 😆

A glass bowl filled with topaz and yellow 70% hydrochloric acid helpfully labeled “bon appetit”

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It always feels good to have a good old fashioned bucket of acid going

A yellow plastic bucket set in a metal bucket set on a bin of bird seed steaming in the morning sun.

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