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Mat G

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per aspera ad absurdum Programmer (he/him), PhD student at Technische Universität München (Database Systems). On Soros' payroll. Nazi punks: fuck off! Opinions distributed free of charge under the MIT license. 🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟 🌟🌟🌟 gienieczko.com

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Mat G @gienieczko.com · 1h
Battering down an open door
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Mat G @gienieczko.com · 1h
"It's the Right claiming Harry Potter" ? ???
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Mat G @gienieczko.com · 1h
A10 eyes??
A-10 Thunderbolt CAS Aircraft
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Mat G @gienieczko.com · 1h
This is only tangentially related but why are normal units used ONLY for nutritional content? Reading a sentence like "20oz cup contains 21g" just breaks my brain. Is this how all of US does it? Are there any other extremely specific niches where metric snuck in for some reason?
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Mat G @gienieczko.com · 9h
The ending was so terrible that when I got to re-watching the show last year I was like "shit I forgot how much this show slaps". But it really does!
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 06/10/2026
anyway in a just world a giant cartoon piano would fall on hanania and tracey in the middle of their pro rape podcast
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Mat G @gienieczko.com · 06/10/2026
"I Can't Ask About Gays" Says Man Who Asks About Gays Every Episode
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Mat G @gienieczko.com · 05/10/2026
I used my orb to ask LLM (Long Lost Malevolence) if the stars sing of our fate and it said "Taggarash [Ultimate doom] oghollhath [inevitably approaches] ghe netrakhrak [to inflict upon you] Kho'rognorrosh [untranslatable]"
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Mat G @gienieczko.com · 05/10/2026
It's like if Gandhi said there was one guy it was actually okay to just punch
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Mat G @gienieczko.com · 05/10/2026
Wait what
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Mat G @gienieczko.com · 04/10/2026
But like, just ban the party at that point...
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Mat G @gienieczko.com · 04/10/2026
If they were forced to clearly disclose that on the door of the shop I'd be all for it, though? Run them out of business. Like if they're a *member of the party* they're so far gone they can die in a bog for all I care
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Mat G @gienieczko.com · 04/10/2026
From the pictures I'm assuming it's in a museum somewhere. Go get it girl! Chase your dream! Outrun the cops!
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Mat G @gienieczko.com · 04/10/2026
I was only like 15% certain this isn't an actual dialogue from the Sopranos... until the last Tony line because I would DEFINITELY remember a scene where they fight a fucking monkey
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Mat G @gienieczko.com · 03/10/2026
Now that you say that, "the annoying twat from your class who complained to the teacher it's not fair the slower student got the same grade in a group project" is a great fucking analogy for those guys
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Mat G @gienieczko.com · 03/10/2026
Also like, if socialism was "other people get the same basic provisions as I do when working while they wank off" it's still a good thing? Like why do you care. Bonus, what does "multiply by 1000" mean here? Multiply the grade? The wanking?
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Mat G @gienieczko.com · 03/10/2026
Look at this guy. He sleeps like he hooman. But he cat. What a silly boy.
Dexter the orange cat laying flat like a plank on his back in his cat bed
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Mat G @gienieczko.com · 03/10/2026
Ready to go!
Sheyla the cat sitting in a carton shoebox like the nicest little girl that she is
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Mat G @gienieczko.com · 03/10/2026
Another example of bsky's liberal bias. There are reliable sources that Nixon was – and this is a direct quote from official records – "not a crook!"
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Mat G @gienieczko.com · 03/10/2026
A SECOND BOY IS BACK IN TOWN

The classic Mitch/Doobya meme
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Ian rudderbutt @reasonablemustelid.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Rico Charges @NoChorus

Once at my granny's house my uncle excitedly said a James Bond film was on the tv. My Da said "sure they're all the same, a load of lads shooting at one lad then a mountain blows up." My uncle got really mad at how reductive that was then became furious when the mountain blew up.


Rico Charges @NoChorus • Sep 29, 2021

My Da, of course, knew it was the one where the mountain blows up at the end. This was a foundational lesson which illustrated to me that walking the path of the hater means knowing more about something that people
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walking mirage @wolf.observer · 03/10/2026
knowing how things work allows you to criticize and fight things way better than ignoring them because you dislike them does
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Mat G @gienieczko.com · 02/10/2026
Shrek is going to some-BODY him any second now, the tension is palpable
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Mat G @gienieczko.com · 02/10/2026
When you talk to ChatGPT it's actually an old wise Opel that answers you, which is why it performs better than Grok which asks a Cybertruck
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Mat G @gienieczko.com · 02/10/2026
When I was first learning about these people the moment I've learnt that he doesn't actually know computer science he was lost to me. At least be a real fucking nerd you loser. He literally doesn't understand the Halting Problem! He put it in his fanfic! That's freshman compsci!
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Mat G @gienieczko.com · 02/10/2026
I used to be annoyed at knowing the names of American right wingers against my will, but now I'm even more annyoed at knowing fucking AI model names against my will This is an Astra, go fuck yourselves
Old Opel Astra
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Mat G @gienieczko.com · 02/10/2026
Oh. Ohhhhh...
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Mat G @gienieczko.com · 02/10/2026
Pole as in the nationality or what does that mean
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Mat G @gienieczko.com · 02/10/2026
Blackwall but we put Altman and Amodei behind it so that they can't invade our meatspace ever again
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Mat G @gienieczko.com · 02/10/2026
Eli Lily is hall of fame shit, "manipulated the stock market via username" is a level of poasting we should all aspire to
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Mat G @gienieczko.com · 02/10/2026
TARTARIA oh hell yeah that's the good shit
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Mat G @gienieczko.com · 02/10/2026
How are people like this real I can't 💀
Me asking: "Maybe just give the source of that table you've shown? What study is that?"

Gradinko (@gradinko.bsky.social): Copilot (screenshot of chatbot below)
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Mat G @gienieczko.com · 02/10/2026
"You lack baseline personality facets that allows people to interact" is a good one
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Mat G @gienieczko.com · 02/10/2026
"I am very smart" ~ Jesus Christ of Nazareth
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Mat G @gienieczko.com · 02/10/2026
The second one investigates how *effective* mental health treatment is across minority religions, since, you know, systemic bias. It does not aim to study how often they seek therapy. Maybe just give the source of that table you've shown? What study is that?
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Mat G @gienieczko.com · 02/10/2026
The first one doesn't mention anything about the split between different religions. Funnily enough: "Individuals who find religion important are less likely to seek help from a secular mental health therapist (SMHT) than non-religious individuals when faced with mental health challenges."
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Mat G @gienieczko.com · 02/10/2026
I wonder if there are genuine issues with the software or if it's just resistance to "new" stuff (the article doesn't mention any specific issues). The reason I'm skeptical is that "there exists software worse than MSFT Fucking Teams" is a joke premise not a plausible statement.
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Mat G @gienieczko.com · 02/10/2026
NICE ARGUMENT, SENATOR.

WHY DON'T YOU BACK IT UP WITH A SOURCE.
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Christians would rather fuck a couch than go to therapy
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Mat G @gienieczko.com · 02/10/2026
It was actually the same vibe, but thanks nonetheless
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Mat G @gienieczko.com · 02/10/2026
I think it's not a good idea to mix up the actually fucked up stuff with things like "I'll lose my account for saying what I think about you". Like, if you can't deal with that then you're probably not cut out for the job, but it's hard to say that when "I wish I could kill you" is next to it...
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Mat G @gienieczko.com · 01/10/2026
Do you ever read something so utterly insane you physically recoil from the screen? Cause I just did
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Mat G @gienieczko.com · 01/10/2026
I hope it gathers stats and generates Sankey diagrams for you
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Mat G @gienieczko.com · 30/09/2026
I know it's a stupid Straussianism cause all of those fascists are fucking dorks, but "the faith of Jerusalem" is very clearly either Judaism or Islam, and I think the former is the official position of the United States?
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Mat G @gienieczko.com · 30/09/2026
What's your basis of her "success", her shining record of accurate journalism at *checks notes* the Free Press?
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Mat G @gienieczko.com · 30/09/2026
Everything I learn about those things is against my will and I have learnt only two things (they're rapey and have idiotic names)
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 23/01/2026
Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step. 1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish. 2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
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Mat G @gienieczko.com · 30/09/2026
My experience is almost always the opposite because SO MUCH shit happens all the time that I'm like "what do you mean covid was just 6 years ago, it feels like it was 20." Each month lasts a year nowadays. Of course GTA V was released a seventh-grader ago. I'm surprised they can't drink yet.
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Mat G @gienieczko.com · 30/09/2026
The part of widespread internet culture that I identify with the least is the jokes of the form "but 1998 was two years ago" or "wdym people born in 2008 go to college now" like how are you constantly beffudled by the linear passage of time. I don't get it.
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Mat G @gienieczko.com · 29/09/2026
Like how much Baja Blast I can squeeze out from an "empty" can?
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