Mat G @gienieczko.com · 1hThis is only tangentially related but why are normal units used ONLY for nutritional content? Reading a sentence like "20oz cup contains 21g" just breaks my brain. Is this how all of US does it? Are there any other extremely specific niches where metric snuck in for some reason? 010
Mat G @gienieczko.com · 9hThe ending was so terrible that when I got to re-watching the show last year I was like "shit I forgot how much this show slaps". But it really does! 120
Reposted by Mat Gjamelle @jamellebouie.net · 06/10/2026anyway in a just world a giant cartoon piano would fall on hanania and tracey in the middle of their pro rape podcast 667103398
Mat G @gienieczko.com · 06/10/2026"I Can't Ask About Gays" Says Man Who Asks About Gays Every Episode 0380
Mat G @gienieczko.com · 05/10/2026I used my orb to ask LLM (Long Lost Malevolence) if the stars sing of our fate and it said "Taggarash [Ultimate doom] oghollhath [inevitably approaches] ghe netrakhrak [to inflict upon you] Kho'rognorrosh [untranslatable]" 021
Mat G @gienieczko.com · 05/10/2026It's like if Gandhi said there was one guy it was actually okay to just punch 020
Mat G @gienieczko.com · 04/10/2026If they were forced to clearly disclose that on the door of the shop I'd be all for it, though? Run them out of business. Like if they're a *member of the party* they're so far gone they can die in a bog for all I care 150
Mat G @gienieczko.com · 04/10/2026From the pictures I'm assuming it's in a museum somewhere. Go get it girl! Chase your dream! Outrun the cops! 000
Mat G @gienieczko.com · 04/10/2026I was only like 15% certain this isn't an actual dialogue from the Sopranos... until the last Tony line because I would DEFINITELY remember a scene where they fight a fucking monkey 030
Mat G @gienieczko.com · 03/10/2026Now that you say that, "the annoying twat from your class who complained to the teacher it's not fair the slower student got the same grade in a group project" is a great fucking analogy for those guys 030
Mat G @gienieczko.com · 03/10/2026Also like, if socialism was "other people get the same basic provisions as I do when working while they wank off" it's still a good thing? Like why do you care. Bonus, what does "multiply by 1000" mean here? Multiply the grade? The wanking? 001
Mat G @gienieczko.com · 03/10/2026Look at this guy. He sleeps like he hooman. But he cat. What a silly boy. 020
Mat G @gienieczko.com · 03/10/2026Another example of bsky's liberal bias. There are reliable sources that Nixon was – and this is a direct quote from official records – "not a crook!" 000
Reposted by Mat Gwalking mirage @wolf.observer · 03/10/2026knowing how things work allows you to criticize and fight things way better than ignoring them because you dislike them does 5604113
Mat G @gienieczko.com · 02/10/2026Shrek is going to some-BODY him any second now, the tension is palpable 000
Mat G @gienieczko.com · 02/10/2026When you talk to ChatGPT it's actually an old wise Opel that answers you, which is why it performs better than Grok which asks a Cybertruck 030
Mat G @gienieczko.com · 02/10/2026When I was first learning about these people the moment I've learnt that he doesn't actually know computer science he was lost to me. At least be a real fucking nerd you loser. He literally doesn't understand the Halting Problem! He put it in his fanfic! That's freshman compsci! 010
Mat G @gienieczko.com · 02/10/2026I used to be annoyed at knowing the names of American right wingers against my will, but now I'm even more annyoed at knowing fucking AI model names against my will This is an Astra, go fuck yourselves 150
Mat G @gienieczko.com · 02/10/2026Blackwall but we put Altman and Amodei behind it so that they can't invade our meatspace ever again 011
Mat G @gienieczko.com · 02/10/2026Eli Lily is hall of fame shit, "manipulated the stock market via username" is a level of poasting we should all aspire to 0140
Mat G @gienieczko.com · 02/10/2026"You lack baseline personality facets that allows people to interact" is a good one 040
Mat G @gienieczko.com · 02/10/2026The second one investigates how *effective* mental health treatment is across minority religions, since, you know, systemic bias. It does not aim to study how often they seek therapy. Maybe just give the source of that table you've shown? What study is that? 210
Mat G @gienieczko.com · 02/10/2026The first one doesn't mention anything about the split between different religions. Funnily enough: "Individuals who find religion important are less likely to seek help from a secular mental health therapist (SMHT) than non-religious individuals when faced with mental health challenges." 210
Mat G @gienieczko.com · 02/10/2026I wonder if there are genuine issues with the software or if it's just resistance to "new" stuff (the article doesn't mention any specific issues). The reason I'm skeptical is that "there exists software worse than MSFT Fucking Teams" is a joke premise not a plausible statement. 000
Reposted by Mat Gdisc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Christians would rather fuck a couch than go to therapy 12771160
Mat G @gienieczko.com · 02/10/2026I think it's not a good idea to mix up the actually fucked up stuff with things like "I'll lose my account for saying what I think about you". Like, if you can't deal with that then you're probably not cut out for the job, but it's hard to say that when "I wish I could kill you" is next to it... 010
Mat G @gienieczko.com · 01/10/2026Do you ever read something so utterly insane you physically recoil from the screen? Cause I just did 050
Mat G @gienieczko.com · 30/09/2026I know it's a stupid Straussianism cause all of those fascists are fucking dorks, but "the faith of Jerusalem" is very clearly either Judaism or Islam, and I think the former is the official position of the United States? 020
Mat G @gienieczko.com · 30/09/2026What's your basis of her "success", her shining record of accurate journalism at *checks notes* the Free Press? 000
Mat G @gienieczko.com · 30/09/2026Everything I learn about those things is against my will and I have learnt only two things (they're rapey and have idiotic names) 000
Reposted by Mat GStellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 23/01/2026Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step. 1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish. 2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot. 199188296082
Mat G @gienieczko.com · 30/09/2026My experience is almost always the opposite because SO MUCH shit happens all the time that I'm like "what do you mean covid was just 6 years ago, it feels like it was 20." Each month lasts a year nowadays. Of course GTA V was released a seventh-grader ago. I'm surprised they can't drink yet. 000
Mat G @gienieczko.com · 30/09/2026The part of widespread internet culture that I identify with the least is the jokes of the form "but 1998 was two years ago" or "wdym people born in 2008 go to college now" like how are you constantly beffudled by the linear passage of time. I don't get it. 100
Mat G @gienieczko.com · 29/09/2026Like how much Baja Blast I can squeeze out from an "empty" can? 010