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GhostOfEmcee

@ghostofemcee.bsky.social
359 followers 487 following 344 posts

I’m that other account you might know, MCKV. Hi! I have a lot of books. Thrift store whore. Fuck the NRA. Fuck TRUMP. Fuck ICE. Fuck FLOCK cameras.

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GhostOfEmcee @ghostofemcee.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
what video game changed your life?
me in blue paceman PJ pants
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GhostOfEmcee @ghostofemcee.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
sup players? Felt gross, will delete
MCKV blonde hair, brown eyes, 50 years old. White scalloped dressy top with v-neck. Gold earrings. Pink lipgloss (always.) Slight smile/grimace.
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GhostOfEmcee @ghostofemcee.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
"yeah girl, I pulled out, I swear"
a washing machine overflowing with soap bubbles
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GhostOfEmcee @ghostofemcee.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
"Super nut nourishing ballm" GROSS
nutseline SUPER NUT NOURISHING BALM
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GhostOfEmcee @ghostofemcee.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Old skool skater gear
MCKV wearing a red skater hoodie that says, “Board to Death” with a devil type fella in black. Adorable cat in the foreground.
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GhostOfEmcee @ghostofemcee.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
What about these chalky-ass "treats"
a roll of Necco wafers candy
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GhostOfEmcee @ghostofemcee.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
damn how sad is my life that the person asking me for boob pics is my daughter
a text exchange between my daughter and me in which she asks for a photo of my boobs
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GhostOfEmcee @ghostofemcee.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
the thing I'll miss most about summer is my tan
my legs in a bathtub
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GhostOfEmcee @ghostofemcee.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Hey men, I bought you something
Mouth tape by micropore in a mauvey-pink lip container
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GhostOfEmcee @ghostofemcee.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I’ve had worse dates
Nut butter filled dates
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GhostOfEmcee @ghostofemcee.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I don’t know the secret to happiness but I’m pretty sure it involves my legs on your shoulders
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GhostOfEmcee @ghostofemcee.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
is this the real life, or just a (a C made of Fanta cans)
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GhostOfEmcee @ghostofemcee.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
This but I actually mean the cookie
a heart-shaped sugar cookie is frosted with the words, "I need you inside me" on folds of pink satin fabric
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GhostOfEmcee @ghostofemcee.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Well, life's not fair
a sign in a parking lot says, "NO FAIR PARKING" in red stenciled letters
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GhostOfEmcee @ghostofemcee.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Get a load of these assholes #Caturday #CatsofBluesky #Cats
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GhostOfEmcee @ghostofemcee.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
One of my favorite authors wrote a book about your mom’s STD symptoms
Fire in the Hole by Elmore Leonard book cover
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GhostOfEmcee @ghostofemcee.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
here at MCKV, Inc., we strive to provide:
a 1-star review says, "Hateful customer service"
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GhostOfEmcee @ghostofemcee.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
This is who runs this account
a little girl with blonde pigtails eats a giant strawberry. The photo is black and white and old.
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