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@gharial.bsky.social
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18+ space. 30s. bugs will be dogs and dogs will be bugs and boys will be dogs and bugs and we all eat the rot we are the rot but we live // caimanchurchard.neocities.org

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🔞Sinonmymind💜🖤💜🖤 @sinonmymind.bsky.social · 5h
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sweet, frilly nonsense @meltyautumn.bsky.social · 22h
HAPPY #SKUNKTEMBER 🦨✨ I take you back to Hannah's world! tall tables and no ramps or stairs? What's an uplifted girl to do...
a drawing of a little quadrupedal skunk girl in a qipao, being lifted up by a human woman in a dress. They're at a party.

"you're sure getting picked up isn't like... belittling? Undiginified? for you?" the human asks.

"Throwin' a house party with zero quadrupedal accomodations. Now THAT'S undignified. Now set down on the canapes table, please."
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dante🫐 @funpuddle.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
Furry art, years and years after the largest recorded solar flare.
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Dying Eyes In Finite Space @gamersslayer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Hello, NARF here. I've been feeling the need as of late to have an easier-to-follow middle account, where I post in a less spammy style than you see on my main. I wouldn't so much call it a "quiet" account as more of a public one, where you can keep up with me without getting buried.
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Thomas Ha @thomasha.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i should clarify, when i write people doing bad things, it's because i am bad. they are me. more importantly, when you read about those bad things, they also become you. that's how story works. in fact, you are going to think about murder before this skeet ends. how's that feel, sicko.
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caiman @gharial.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
some beginner mistakes i've noticed in my own fiction writing, and in early works by others:
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REDMIDIBAZAAR @redmidibazaar.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
pious
the wolf bows its head, praying to the rot which consumes it.

yet physical decay never takes hold, in fact it just expands.

stretched thin, hollow, failing to resemble the living or the dead.

it drops its cigarette.
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caiman @gharial.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
yall might not know what it's like to be a bald boy with wide hips and big apple cheeks but I'm basically a human kewpie doll and I can't take 2 steps without getting pinched by everyone with the auntie gene
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dante🫐 @funpuddle.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
bits and bobbles of my big fucknasty pile of printer paper on my work desk that I doodle on and put food and plates and bowls on and use as a coaster
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caiman @gharial.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
lately dogs have been sniffing my crotch like fuckin crazy dude. pushy
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caiman @gharial.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
what percentage of drunks are posting online vs. talking up strangers irl. has online sopped up some of the drunk economy, or just allowed housebound drunks the same capacity to annoy as public drunks
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caiman @gharial.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
need an armadillo sona that's like porky pig but Faggier and more nervous
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caiman @gharial.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
bugs might produce significantly less CO2 / pound of biomass than cows do, but they have like a billion more souls/pound, so it's really hard to say which is more ethical
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caiman @gharial.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i LOVE the fall. I'm gonna munch on so much dampened detritus and hide in the dark from hungry insectivores
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caiman @gharial.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I'm one of those really stubby millipedes that looks kinda like an isopod
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caiman @gharial.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
a new vocab word en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pizzle
Bull pizzle cut in small pieces for a dog to chew. A dog chewing on a pizzle.
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brushy kb @brushy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
telegram spam message that says "whats making you smile tonight dude?" with a fish emoji. i reply "dude" with a pic of someone revealing afsiry armadillo. they ignore what i sent and say "thanks for your response" and just start yapping abt their scam
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videogame history @vghistory.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
illustration, ram, magazine (1980) archive.org/details/ram-...
a creepy looking boy is trying to use his pig's nose to plug something in.
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laney @saltmalk.in · 02/01/2026
warm again
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☁️ I.V. ☁️ ➣ FE, VF @flausch.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
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Knest @knest.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Greyson Dares to smoke some Weed ✨Animated over on Patreon!✨
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caiman @gharial.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
if anyone else is into variant sudoku, really really enjoyed this one (1h solve for me, a middling solver) sudokupad.app/llgqh0kzve
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No Peeking - Markov's Order by Belamis (Sven's SudokuPad v0.611.0)
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The Xerces Society for Invertebrate Conservation @xercessociety.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Every year we make the case for keeping leaves, branches, & plant stems in your yard. Bugs need them for shelter! That’s not to say you can’t tidy up: rake leaves into garden beds, around trees, or just in a pile out of the way. All we ask is that you #LeaveTheLeaves! 🍂🐝 xerces.org/blog/leave-t...
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Leave the Leaves!
One of the most valuable ways to support pollinators and other invertebrates is to provide them with the shelter they need to survive the winter. Thankfully, all you need to do is do less yard work.
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caiman @gharial.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I have now played...... sbybol
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𓃡 @doginyard.ca · 27/09/2026
🤲 weewee dog
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caiman @gharial.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
honestly? proud of this one
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jaseiken me crazy @tunditur-unda.itch.io · 27/09/2026
this week's rpg experiment "The Master's House" - centers the beloved rpg trope of "boss that talks to you while you fight" - you can play in your browser (mobile-friendly) (windows dl available) - made in 12 or 15 hours - it is possible to get the definitive ending tunditur-unda.itch.io/rpg35
game screenshot. battle view. the player faces a young woman standing in the forest on a rainy night. the dialogue box reads: "i'm not the helpless little girl i was when you found me. it's time for you to accept that."
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caiman @gharial.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
camped in semi arid desert highlands and at 2am was woken up by distant coyote howls echoing in the valley. really wonderful. also so cold at night
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caiman @gharial.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
my sona is a smallish generic monitor lizard who claims to be a komodo dragon and is named caiman, but uses a photograph of a gharial for his social media. this isnt confusing.
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kaim✰ @kaimti.me · 26/09/2026
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caiman @gharial.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
wow I'm really doing things that scare me every day of my life eh
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jaseiken me crazy @tunditur-unda.itch.io · 26/09/2026
sketch delayed for unknown reasons
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Gwen!!! @poodlewool.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
fully willing to admit my printers fucking slayed with this one. The color in person is soo vivid!!!! I would describe it as neon cayenne. Those not sold at #FC2026 this year will be listed online when I get home!!! :))
bad to the bone tshirtDetail shot
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Seraphim777s 🔜 FURPOC + ANE 🍉🦌 @seraphim777s.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
i wanted to see what should not be seen
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pmamtraveller.bsky.social @pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Agnus by Konstantin Korobov
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Gaius (from Tribunate) @gaius.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Absolutely crazy to me that it’s more acceptable to criticize Israel because you think all Jews are evil than it is to criticize Israel because you believe Palestinians are also human
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Cate Eland @romancingnope.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I grew up in the woods, and let me tell you, there is nothing more stifling than the politics in a small town where every single person knows you, your mama, your granny, and your third cousin Beulah Ann.
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𓃡 @doginyard.ca · 16/09/2026
obsessed with this tag, he lights up my life
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jaseiken me crazy @tunditur-unda.itch.io · 17/09/2026
this week's rpg sketch "Rinse Reptile" - features the rpg trope of "featuring the rpg trope of "plagiarism"" - you can play in your browser (mobile-friendly) (windows dl also) - made in 3.5 hours - it is probably possible to beat - it is probably not possible to eat pie tunditur-unda.itch.io/rpg34
game screenshot. one gay boy stands near another gay boy and their stable of assorted dragons
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caiman @gharial.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
taking great delight and inspiration from this en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Debate_...
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Debate between the hoe and the plough - Wikipedia
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caiman @gharial.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
they made wile e coyote so cute, all his jokes really worked on me
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Magpie @suburbmagpie.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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flesh lump @rotten.dog · 16/09/2026
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xenophilia @xenopavilia.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
CWing this for DANGERPLAY and DUBIOUS CONSENT! the princess learns that her subjects loyalty is very conditional on her putting out.
Pornographic art of the artist's princess self-insert. She's tied to a guilliotine, being fucked mercilessly from behind as one of her maids holds the rope to the blade. A line of onlookers is forming behind her.
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worm @rfksbrainworm.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
we need more bats on here
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caiman @gharial.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
thinking about. spworm
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erykah badon't @yuzupool.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
yeah. they caught you loafed. yeah all four of your paws were tucked in. what the hell were you thinking its all over the news. you became bread
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caiman @gharial.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
this date was rlly interesting as a cdn child with mostly global majority friends bc it was almost immediately the kind of punchline that americans have more recently come around to making. basically every peer was a so-called truther
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caiman @gharial.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
today I'm grateful for clocky cis men. short kings, neckbeards, cisguys with mascvoice, I thank you
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caiman @gharial.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
heyy ;3 yall should get this esp if you wanna read my best poem
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