caiman @gharial.bsky.social · 05/10/2026biker fucking revving in the alley by my window for 5 straight minutes 000
caiman @gharial.bsky.social · 05/10/2026at more like 8 I couldnt take the puppets on Freaky Stories 020
caiman @gharial.bsky.social · 05/10/2026at maybe 4 or 5 I couldnt make it past the opening number of nightmare b4 xmas.... 130
caiman @gharial.bsky.social · 05/10/2026having a president at all is some disgusting feudal bullshit 110
Reposted by caimanmimi COMMS CLOSES @stalepancakes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026pancake bunny! this bun is up for offers atm! more info is below 101365296
caiman @gharial.bsky.social · 04/10/2026not the prettiest picture but the prompt is "formative" not "current favourite" 020
caiman @gharial.bsky.social · 03/10/2026if ur a nonpaying market, and you have no readership, it's honestly kind of galling to insist on work that hasnt been previously published anywhere, including blogs and zines 020
Reposted by caimanWolf Conservation Center 🐺 @nywolforg.bsky.social · 01/10/2026It's officially pumpkin season, which happens to be a special treat for our ambassador wolves this time of year! 🎃🐺 Although wolves are classified as carnivores, they can sometimes have an omnivorous diet. Along with meat and eggs, wolves may also enjoy fruits like pumpkins. #wolffact 4231561225
Reposted by caiman🔞Sinonmymind💜🖤💜🖤 @sinonmymind.bsky.social · 01/10/2026S̶̢̨̡͚̳̱̹̫͇͉͍͚̯͇̘̺͗̂͜͜ ̶̨̧̨͓̠̗̠͍̩͈͕͎̜̗̳̮̰̞̗͚̣̺̠̰͎͎͒̓̈́̚̚ͅͅP̸̮̩̥̩̮̮̬͇̍͒̃͘̚͜ ̴̢̢̨̲̰̫̼̈́̄̿̀̓̆̒͒͊̿̇͒̉̔͌̋͂̂̚͝͝͠Ŗ̵͕̦̗͇̜͓̲͙̪͓̜͈̠͙̫̤̗̈́̽̅̆͌́͂̌̾͒̆̀̍̕͘͠ ̸̡̜̥̪̼͇͉̲̼̖̝̳̫̳͙̣͉̤͎̼̆́͋ͅȄ̷̛̻͊ ̴͖̼̂̚̕͝Ă̸̰̤̹͎͎̠̜̗͉̣̖̑́̆̓̏̌͆͌̒̿̅̂͐̾̀͊̉̽̚̕͠͝ ̷̛̗̺̳͉̟͕̭̹̲͓̓̈̐̄͐̄̋̑͋̑͑̾̐̊̏͘͘͘͝D̷̗̞̞̹̦̯̭̘͍̱̦̩͈̹̹̰̠͉̯̈́̃͒̉̓̀̎̌̎͂̌̓͌̃̈́̀̊͌̆̐̄̓̚͘̕ͅ 0184
Reposted by caimansweet, frilly nonsense @meltyautumn.bsky.social · 01/10/2026HAPPY #SKUNKTEMBER 🦨✨ I take you back to Hannah's world! tall tables and no ramps or stairs? What's an uplifted girl to do... 322654612
Reposted by caimandante🫐 @funpuddle.bsky.social · 19/04/2025Furry art, years and years after the largest recorded solar flare. 117244
Reposted by caimanDying Eyes In Finite Space @gamersslayer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Hello, NARF here. I've been feeling the need as of late to have an easier-to-follow middle account, where I post in a less spammy style than you see on my main. I wouldn't so much call it a "quiet" account as more of a public one, where you can keep up with me without getting buried. 162
Reposted by caimanThomas Ha @thomasha.bsky.social · 29/09/2026i should clarify, when i write people doing bad things, it's because i am bad. they are me. more importantly, when you read about those bad things, they also become you. that's how story works. in fact, you are going to think about murder before this skeet ends. how's that feel, sicko. 1764712485
caiman @gharial.bsky.social · 29/09/2026a common trend here is that there are thought processes one has as a writer figuring out their material, and these thought processes make it onto the page, but they don't belong there past the first draft 030
caiman @gharial.bsky.social · 29/09/2026we want to show a character's thought process as they come to understand a situation. but sometimes we spend ages over-explaining exactly why a character came to a certain understanding. imagine "it's a bird, it's a plane, it's superman" turned into a full paragraph of dithering 110
caiman @gharial.bsky.social · 29/09/2026with this one i'm just venting, but seriously look up words to make sure you're using them right... ok that's just a pet peeve and not really a beginner type of mistake but it does irk me 110
caiman @gharial.bsky.social · 29/09/2026strictly proper grammar doesn't prove you are a worthy writer, it just establishes the voice of the piece / its characters, and the voice it establishes might be fussy and stuffy 110
caiman @gharial.bsky.social · 29/09/2026as a writer, you're thinking about exactly how long something takes, or the exact spatial dimensions of your scene. but these don't make for interesting descriptions, especially if you're relying on them a lot. "the walk took fifteen minutes" rarely matters. 110
caiman @gharial.bsky.social · 29/09/2026 just because something is dramatic for a character, doesn't mean we as readers will find it interesting. the most extreme trauma could fall flat if you arent saying anything interesting about it. conversely a well-observed detail could make even a banal topic engaging. 110
caiman @gharial.bsky.social · 29/09/2026some beginner mistakes i've noticed in my own fiction writing, and in early works by others: 110
caiman @gharial.bsky.social · 28/09/2026ok that's actually perfect if you don't know the owner. why am I worried about their feelings when their dog is being like this to me. in the coffee shop. 010
caiman @gharial.bsky.social · 28/09/2026yall might not know what it's like to be a bald boy with wide hips and big apple cheeks but I'm basically a human kewpie doll and I can't take 2 steps without getting pinched by everyone with the auntie gene 020
Reposted by caimandante🫐 @funpuddle.bsky.social · 28/09/2026bits and bobbles of my big fucknasty pile of printer paper on my work desk that I doodle on and put food and plates and bowls on and use as a coaster 2548
caiman @gharial.bsky.social · 28/09/2026real talk what is the appropriate reaction when a dog is srsly sniffing ur crotch, and the dog owner is reprimanding them? what's the balance of grace and horror, understanding of dog nature, respect for the difficulty of training them, propriety of not seeming like an offender. just a LOL shrug 110
caiman @gharial.bsky.social · 28/09/2026service dog today. didnt mean to distract em while they're at work. sorry for my bomb pussy 120
caiman @gharial.bsky.social · 28/09/2026lately dogs have been sniffing my crotch like fuckin crazy dude. pushy 120
caiman @gharial.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I am the pigboy. and u show me the waterfall and give me the protective charm before I venture to the woods 120
caiman @gharial.bsky.social · 28/09/2026what percentage of drunks are posting online vs. talking up strangers irl. has online sopped up some of the drunk economy, or just allowed housebound drunks the same capacity to annoy as public drunks 000
caiman @gharial.bsky.social · 28/09/2026need an armadillo sona that's like porky pig but Faggier and more nervous 040
caiman @gharial.bsky.social · 28/09/2026(jk we all know souls are distributed on a cellular level and not on the basis of so-called individual life) 010
caiman @gharial.bsky.social · 28/09/2026bugs might produce significantly less CO2 / pound of biomass than cows do, but they have like a billion more souls/pound, so it's really hard to say which is more ethical 220
caiman @gharial.bsky.social · 28/09/2026i LOVE the fall. I'm gonna munch on so much dampened detritus and hide in the dark from hungry insectivores 100
caiman @gharial.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I'm one of those really stubby millipedes that looks kinda like an isopod 100
Reposted by caimancaiman @gharial.bsky.social · 28/09/2026a new vocab word en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pizzle 041