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@gharial.bsky.social
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18+ space. 30s. bugs will be dogs and dogs will be bugs and boys will be dogs and bugs and we all eat the rot we are the rot but we live // caimanchurchard.neocities.org

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ぶっちdot @butti-myroom.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
虎鉄丸「おっ!サンキュ!」 2/14 お疲れ様にプレゼント
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雨宮ひかる🐊 @waniwaniamemi.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
いっぱいつれそう?
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caiman @gharial.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
biker fucking revving in the alley by my window for 5 straight minutes
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caiman @gharial.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
THE REVIEWS ARE IN
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caiman @gharial.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
WHAT ISNT
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caiman @gharial.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
THEY ARENT GOOD
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caiman @gharial.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
DANG WAS I SUPPOSED TO DRAW NEW PIGS
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caiman @gharial.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
IT'S ART
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caiman @gharial.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
the pig is in 5 panels.... 5 panels have the pig.....
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caiman @gharial.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
a trend? #FivePigsUpAndAway
first two pages of my comic water monitor, a pigboy and a water monitor are fuckin. the art style is scratchy pen hatching
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caiman @gharial.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
at more like 8 I couldnt take the puppets on Freaky Stories
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caiman @gharial.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
at maybe 4 or 5 I couldnt make it past the opening number of nightmare b4 xmas....
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caiman @gharial.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
having a president at all is some disgusting feudal bullshit
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mimi COMMS CLOSES @stalepancakes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
pancake bunny! this bun is up for offers atm! more info is below
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caiman @gharial.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
not the prettiest picture but the prompt is "formative" not "current favourite"
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Cseed @cseedsilentc.bsky.social · 20/02/2024
some snoopy dogs
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𝔐𝔬𝔪𝔞𝔪𝔬 @momamo.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Oogtober 3: Midnight Mass
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caiman @gharial.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
if ur a nonpaying market, and you have no readership, it's honestly kind of galling to insist on work that hasnt been previously published anywhere, including blogs and zines
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Wolf Conservation Center 🐺 @nywolforg.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It's officially pumpkin season, which happens to be a special treat for our ambassador wolves this time of year! 🎃🐺 Although wolves are classified as carnivores, they can sometimes have an omnivorous diet. Along with meat and eggs, wolves may also enjoy fruits like pumpkins. #wolffact
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🔞Sinonmymind💜🖤💜🖤 @sinonmymind.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
S̶̢̨̡͚̳̱̹̫͇͉͍͚̯͇̘̺͗̂͜͜ ̶̨̧̨͓̠̗̠͍̩͈͕͎̜̗̳̮̰̞̗͚̣̺̠̰͎͎͒̓̈́̚̚ͅͅP̸̮̩̥̩̮̮̬͇̍͒̃͘̚͜ ̴̢̢̨̲̰̫̼̈́̄̿̀̓̆̒͒͊̿̇͒̉̔͌̋͂̂̚͝͝͠Ŗ̵͕̦̗͇̜͓̲͙̪͓̜͈̠͙̫̤̗̈́̽̅̆͌́͂̌̾͒̆̀̍̕͘͠ ̸̡̜̥̪̼͇͉̲̼̖̝̳̫̳͙̣͉̤͎̼̆́͋ͅȄ̷̛̻͊ ̴͖̼̂̚̕͝Ă̸̰̤̹͎͎̠̜̗͉̣̖̑́̆̓̏̌͆͌̒̿̅̂͐̾̀͊̉̽̚̕͠͝ ̷̛̗̺̳͉̟͕̭̹̲͓̓̈̐̄͐̄̋̑͋̑͑̾̐̊̏͘͘͘͝D̷̗̞̞̹̦̯̭̘͍̱̦̩͈̹̹̰̠͉̯̈́̃͒̉̓̀̎̌̎͂̌̓͌̃̈́̀̊͌̆̐̄̓̚͘̕ͅ
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sweet, frilly nonsense @meltyautumn.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
HAPPY #SKUNKTEMBER 🦨✨ I take you back to Hannah's world! tall tables and no ramps or stairs? What's an uplifted girl to do...
a drawing of a little quadrupedal skunk girl in a qipao, being lifted up by a human woman in a dress. They're at a party.

"you're sure getting picked up isn't like... belittling? Undiginified? for you?" the human asks.

"Throwin' a house party with zero quadrupedal accomodations. Now THAT'S undignified. Now set down on the canapes table, please."
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dante🫐 @funpuddle.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
Furry art, years and years after the largest recorded solar flare.
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Dying Eyes In Finite Space @gamersslayer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Hello, NARF here. I've been feeling the need as of late to have an easier-to-follow middle account, where I post in a less spammy style than you see on my main. I wouldn't so much call it a "quiet" account as more of a public one, where you can keep up with me without getting buried.
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Thomas Ha @thomasha.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i should clarify, when i write people doing bad things, it's because i am bad. they are me. more importantly, when you read about those bad things, they also become you. that's how story works. in fact, you are going to think about murder before this skeet ends. how's that feel, sicko.
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caiman @gharial.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
a common trend here is that there are thought processes one has as a writer figuring out their material, and these thought processes make it onto the page, but they don't belong there past the first draft
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caiman @gharial.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
we want to show a character's thought process as they come to understand a situation. but sometimes we spend ages over-explaining exactly why a character came to a certain understanding. imagine "it's a bird, it's a plane, it's superman" turned into a full paragraph of dithering
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caiman @gharial.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
with this one i'm just venting, but seriously look up words to make sure you're using them right... ok that's just a pet peeve and not really a beginner type of mistake but it does irk me
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caiman @gharial.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
strictly proper grammar doesn't prove you are a worthy writer, it just establishes the voice of the piece / its characters, and the voice it establishes might be fussy and stuffy
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caiman @gharial.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
as a writer, you're thinking about exactly how long something takes, or the exact spatial dimensions of your scene. but these don't make for interesting descriptions, especially if you're relying on them a lot. "the walk took fifteen minutes" rarely matters.
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caiman @gharial.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
just because something is dramatic for a character, doesn't mean we as readers will find it interesting. the most extreme trauma could fall flat if you arent saying anything interesting about it. conversely a well-observed detail could make even a banal topic engaging.
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caiman @gharial.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
some beginner mistakes i've noticed in my own fiction writing, and in early works by others:
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REDMIDIBAZAAR @redmidibazaar.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
pious
the wolf bows its head, praying to the rot which consumes it.

yet physical decay never takes hold, in fact it just expands.

stretched thin, hollow, failing to resemble the living or the dead.

it drops its cigarette.
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caiman @gharial.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
ok that's actually perfect if you don't know the owner. why am I worried about their feelings when their dog is being like this to me. in the coffee shop.
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caiman @gharial.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
yall might not know what it's like to be a bald boy with wide hips and big apple cheeks but I'm basically a human kewpie doll and I can't take 2 steps without getting pinched by everyone with the auntie gene
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dante🫐 @funpuddle.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
bits and bobbles of my big fucknasty pile of printer paper on my work desk that I doodle on and put food and plates and bowls on and use as a coaster
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caiman @gharial.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
real talk what is the appropriate reaction when a dog is srsly sniffing ur crotch, and the dog owner is reprimanding them? what's the balance of grace and horror, understanding of dog nature, respect for the difficulty of training them, propriety of not seeming like an offender. just a LOL shrug
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caiman @gharial.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
service dog today. didnt mean to distract em while they're at work. sorry for my bomb pussy
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caiman @gharial.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
assume it's the full moon and im in werewolf mode
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caiman @gharial.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
lately dogs have been sniffing my crotch like fuckin crazy dude. pushy
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caiman @gharial.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I am the pigboy. and u show me the waterfall and give me the protective charm before I venture to the woods
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caiman @gharial.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
what percentage of drunks are posting online vs. talking up strangers irl. has online sopped up some of the drunk economy, or just allowed housebound drunks the same capacity to annoy as public drunks
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caiman @gharial.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
need an armadillo sona that's like porky pig but Faggier and more nervous
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caiman @gharial.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
(jk we all know souls are distributed on a cellular level and not on the basis of so-called individual life)
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caiman @gharial.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
bugs might produce significantly less CO2 / pound of biomass than cows do, but they have like a billion more souls/pound, so it's really hard to say which is more ethical
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caiman @gharial.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
u BET it's spooky. these squirrels are ruthless!
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caiman @gharial.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
u gotta bsky.app/profile/tund...
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caiman @gharial.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i LOVE the fall. I'm gonna munch on so much dampened detritus and hide in the dark from hungry insectivores
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caiman @gharial.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
thumb.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/co...
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caiman @gharial.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I'm one of those really stubby millipedes that looks kinda like an isopod
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caiman @gharial.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
a new vocab word en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pizzle
Bull pizzle cut in small pieces for a dog to chew. A dog chewing on a pizzle.
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