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he/unc | 22 | husband | dog papa s-tier yapper

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grant :) @ggitsgrant.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
SMU doing their best to fumble this game rn
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grant :) @ggitsgrant.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
back for the 25x time what i miss
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grant :) @ggitsgrant.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
the whole “performative male” epidemic is really a drag. now i can’t listen to clairo without feeling like a poser
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a close up of a man with the words i like some of the gaga songs
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grant :) @ggitsgrant.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
youtu.be/W8Z3MfNpJpE?...
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Greed is Destroying the World
YouTube video by Drew Gooden
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CrazyMyra @outonthemoors.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
Single-panel cartoon by Ellis Rosen.
Two men leaving a cinema. One says:
"It didn't live up to the online arguments about it."
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grant :) @ggitsgrant.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
one peak
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monkey d luffy is holding up a wanted poster for dead or alive 9
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grant :) @ggitsgrant.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
love being restless all night then only feeling tired as soon as i have to go to work
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grant :) @ggitsgrant.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
oh yea we back for the 20th time
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a man in a white shirt and red tie is sitting at a desk and says `` he 's back '' .
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grant :) @ggitsgrant.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
my in-laws added me to their apple music family plan 🤭 no more spotify
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grant :) @ggitsgrant.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
i really am unc status now. instagram is becoming gen z’s facebook
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grant :) @ggitsgrant.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
the only milestone i have to look forward to is a fully developed frontal lobe so i can finally chill out
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grant :) @ggitsgrant.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
funny thing about becoming an adult is realizing that your parents were actually right
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grant :) @ggitsgrant.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
we still calling post skeets or have we moved on? been a min
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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 16/03/2025
sure kindness doesn't cost a thing but neither does spite
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grant :) @ggitsgrant.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
apologies to everyone at the gym yesterday who witnessed my involuntary outburst (my team lost in basketball and i’m still very upset)
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grant :) @ggitsgrant.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
i like the album and that’s all that matters
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grant :) @ggitsgrant.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
please buzz williams don’t let me down
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a man in a suit and tie stands with his arms crossed in front of a sign that says it
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grant :) @ggitsgrant.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
update: i still don’t get it
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it's Halloween name charloh! (it/its) @charloh.online · 11/03/2025
IT'S THAT EASY please Sony
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grant :) @ggitsgrant.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
scrolling the timeline to decipher the origin of the cilantro joke
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a man in a blue shirt and tie is pointing at a bulletin board with a lot of papers on it .
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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 08/03/2025
me: another day another dollar coworker: haha you said it boss: *pulls me aside* it’s against policy to disclose your salary
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grant :) @ggitsgrant.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
balatro has an absolute stranglehold on my mental space it’s too addicting
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grant :) @ggitsgrant.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
yes i am delusional
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grant :) @ggitsgrant.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
looks like i’m staying up till 11 again
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grant :) @ggitsgrant.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
this presidency man…
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andy.scrolling.fright @andy.scrolling.site · 24/02/2025
LinkedIn short form video where I pronounce GenAI like the girlfriend of Forrest Gump
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grant :) @ggitsgrant.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
being in charge of training a new hire feels like handling a newborn (i have never held a baby in my life)
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grant :) @ggitsgrant.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
22 years old and i’m still playing games all day like I am 15. life is good
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
people going out and having fun on a saturday night aren’t the real ones. the real ones are those posting on bsky before falling asleep by 8:30pm
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grant :) @ggitsgrant.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
can’t wait to start my 80-120 hour work weeks, who has time for existential crises when you’re a vital cog in the capitalist machine 😁
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grant :) @ggitsgrant.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
how i imagine the lakers GM convincing the mavs GM to trade luka doncic
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grant :) @ggitsgrant.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
i wish i could go back in time 2 years and prevent myself from buying that damn record player
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grant :) @ggitsgrant.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
just dutch ovened myself in my car dammit
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Wajahat Ali @wajali.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Beyonce winning Best Country Album at the Grammys gonna piss off allll the right people.
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grant :) @ggitsgrant.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
i think we should start a “Let’s go Tyler” trend as retribution for the “Let’s go Brandon” filth we’ve had to hear for the last 4 years
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grant :) @ggitsgrant.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
man work really gets in the way of my full-time shitposting
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grant :) @ggitsgrant.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
i’m deleting
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grant :) @ggitsgrant.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
the lateral shift from tiktok to reels 😭
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🏴‍☠️ Jollyrobber 🏴‍☠️ @jollyrobber.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
*First day as a detective* Me: I just have one question for you Suspect: I'm innocent, copper Me: Do you know the muffin man, the muffin man Suspect: I WANT A LAWYER
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slacey AKA Ted Slaines @shortking.boston · 21/01/2025
using a normal toilet after using a bidet just feels icky
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grant :) @ggitsgrant.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
gen alpha is gonna have tiktok nostalgia compilations like gen z with vine
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
I completely understand TikTok creators being upset that they are losing income. I don’t understand being upset at Dems when Trump & Rs are the ones who started this. Now they suddenly reverse their position to enrich themselves. Wake up, open your eyes, you’re being conned.
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Jimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
I think it's about time we put the next four years behind us.
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grant :) @ggitsgrant.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
becoming an adult is slowly becoming more and more aware of your free will
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