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e l l a

@getmicrowaved.bsky.social

4.8K followers 273 following 472 posts

i post on here when twitter makes me want to kms canadian, not american linktr.ee/blondeicedcoffeeella

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e l l a @getmicrowaved.bsky.social · 22/01/2025

hello bluesky

e l l a @getmicrowaved.bsky.social · 22/12/2024

how it feels to unfollow the girls you met once in a bar 4 years ago

e l l a @getmicrowaved.bsky.social · 20/12/2024

how it feels to pay for parking at the place i fucking work at

e l l a @getmicrowaved.bsky.social · 20/12/2024

kids in elementary school for no fucking reason:

e l l a @getmicrowaved.bsky.social · 05/12/2024

just patched the hole in the drywall all by myself

e l l a @getmicrowaved.bsky.social · 05/12/2024

kinda like this

e l l a @getmicrowaved.bsky.social · 05/12/2024

staring into the mirror at the function, trying to convince myself i’m still real

e l l a @getmicrowaved.bsky.social · 04/12/2024

getting this tattoo so he can talk to spirits during backshots

e l l a @getmicrowaved.bsky.social · 03/12/2024

republicans when they find a gender neutral bathroom in their own home

e l l a @getmicrowaved.bsky.social · 03/12/2024

this is what men on a podcast sound like

e l l a @getmicrowaved.bsky.social · 03/12/2024

me: “we should get taco bell again tonight” everyone sewn behind me in the human centipede:

e l l a @getmicrowaved.bsky.social · 27/11/2024

the older i get the more i understand him

e l l a @getmicrowaved.bsky.social · 27/11/2024

my grandma just asked why there’s no white friday

e l l a @getmicrowaved.bsky.social · 26/11/2024

i miss summer

e l l a @getmicrowaved.bsky.social · 26/11/2024

all canadians are nice, you say?? then explain these mfs

e l l a @getmicrowaved.bsky.social · 26/11/2024

ok you made me cum, now you can pick a toy from the prize box

e l l a @getmicrowaved.bsky.social · 26/11/2024

canadians when someone tells them that “being nice to everyone” also includes people from quebec

e l l a @getmicrowaved.bsky.social · 25/11/2024

introduce yourself if you’re new here :)

e l l a @getmicrowaved.bsky.social · 25/11/2024

this is my villain origin story in case you were wondering

e l l a @getmicrowaved.bsky.social · 25/11/2024

how it felt being 11-years-old talking grown men out of suicide online

e l l a @getmicrowaved.bsky.social · 24/11/2024

lesbians have double-sided dildos, but may i present an idea for gay men:

e l l a @getmicrowaved.bsky.social · 24/11/2024

good morning! (it’s 1:30pm)

e l l a @getmicrowaved.bsky.social · 24/11/2024

how the hell does he fold towels??

e l l a @getmicrowaved.bsky.social · 24/11/2024

the art // the artist

e l l a @getmicrowaved.bsky.social · 24/11/2024

DO NOT WEAR A GLASS BUTT PLUG TO THE OPERA

e l l a @getmicrowaved.bsky.social · 24/11/2024

never kill yourself

e l l a @getmicrowaved.bsky.social · 20/11/2024

the people like when i post myself so here you go

e l l a @getmicrowaved.bsky.social · 19/11/2024

just hit the lana del pen and now i can’t bend my elbows

e l l a @getmicrowaved.bsky.social · 19/11/2024

quote with your favourite selfie of the year

e l l a @getmicrowaved.bsky.social · 19/11/2024

i just know they have a groupchat without elon

e l l a @getmicrowaved.bsky.social · 19/11/2024

he’s telling me to do things

e l l a @getmicrowaved.bsky.social · 19/11/2024

they love sitting in all my amazon boxes

e l l a @getmicrowaved.bsky.social · 18/11/2024

tell the class one fun fact about yourself

e l l a @getmicrowaved.bsky.social · 18/11/2024

soft launching Pebbles & Umbreon on here

e l l a @getmicrowaved.bsky.social · 18/11/2024

goodnight to all 36 of you

e l l a @getmicrowaved.bsky.social · 18/11/2024

that’s all for now thanks

e l l a @getmicrowaved.bsky.social · 18/11/2024

e l l a @getmicrowaved.bsky.social · 18/11/2024

e l l a @getmicrowaved.bsky.social · 18/11/2024

e l l a @getmicrowaved.bsky.social · 18/11/2024

some images i’ve brought here from the motherland

e l l a @getmicrowaved.bsky.social · 18/11/2024

everything i post on here is strictly new, original content and you have never seen these posts on any other platform before

e l l a @getmicrowaved.bsky.social · 18/11/2024

is bluesky a safe space or no?

e l l a @getmicrowaved.bsky.social · 18/11/2024

i’m new here what is this place