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toofatlardies.bsky.social @toofatlardies.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
I hate it when the Yorkshire pudding mix looks at me with those big sad eyes. It knows what’s coming…
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toofatlardies.bsky.social @toofatlardies.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Even Freddie knows to keep possession of the ball when there’s just two minutes on the clock!
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toofatlardies.bsky.social @toofatlardies.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Back on Bondi.
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toofatlardies.bsky.social @toofatlardies.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
My girls at Icebergs on Bondi. What a crazy world we live in. Glad they are together and safe. One is swimming. The other is just lazy. But it’s good coffee…
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toofatlardies.bsky.social @toofatlardies.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
“With blazing eyes and a luminous muzzle the hound appeared from the mist”. The Head of Security comes over all Baskerville.
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toofatlardies.bsky.social @toofatlardies.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
The head of security tracks for spoor.
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toofatlardies.bsky.social @toofatlardies.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
Chips and lager. The diet of kings.
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toofatlardies.bsky.social @toofatlardies.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
Beware of Sidneys bearing gifts.
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toofatlardies.bsky.social @toofatlardies.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
The day just got better. Carlsberg. Undoubtedly the finest cooking lager in the world.
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toofatlardies.bsky.social @toofatlardies.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
It’s a lovely day for cricket. A day off from my editorial duties.
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toofatlardies.bsky.social @toofatlardies.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
The sky god awakes.
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toofatlardies.bsky.social @toofatlardies.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
0530. The mornings are getting darker. Had to put my jungle greens on today as it’s chilly.
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toofatlardies.bsky.social @toofatlardies.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
And another one turns up! This could be a threesome to remember!
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toofatlardies.bsky.social @toofatlardies.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
Love is in the air, Everywhere I look around. Love is in the air, Every sight and every sound. And it’s not surprising. The beauty perfected just turned up at my table. Be still my beating heart…
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toofatlardies.bsky.social @toofatlardies.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
I walk into a boozer to be told that a gent has left a couple of books for me. I love British pubs.
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toofatlardies.bsky.social @toofatlardies.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
I had a day off today. Not really a day off as I worked, but more of a day off than I can remember having for a long time. Books. Maps. Pimm’s. I should do it more often.
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toofatlardies.bsky.social @toofatlardies.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
I’ve come over all Trust House Forte!
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toofatlardies.bsky.social @toofatlardies.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
Lard Island parakeets. As well as our own microclimate we have species of flora and fauna unique to the island. And a short bloke in a white suit who shouts “Ze plane, ze plane” with alarming regularity.
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toofatlardies.bsky.social @toofatlardies.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
My grandfather worked for a ship builder all his working life until they shut down in 1965. As a child he and I walked through the derelict offices and found a box of unused company folders which, for some unknown reason, we salvaged. I still use them today, such as this “new” one holding my…1/2
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toofatlardies.bsky.social @toofatlardies.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
Sunny day. Good book. Pint of Pimms.
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toofatlardies.bsky.social @toofatlardies.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
In the German watching the test. Ideal.
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toofatlardies.bsky.social @toofatlardies.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
Getting ten miles in before it gets hot. A beautiful morning.
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toofatlardies.bsky.social @toofatlardies.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
It’s a long time since I’ve slept under a tree in the park, but suitably refreshed after a ten mile tab, I’m now in what Stormzy tells me is the oldest pub in Britain. Or the world. Built by Boudicca it was a regular haunt of Julius Caesar, Henry VIII, The Platagenets and other historical geezers.
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toofatlardies.bsky.social @toofatlardies.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
There’s no nicer spot to rest awhile than in the shade, by a cricket pitch on a hot day.
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toofatlardies.bsky.social @toofatlardies.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
Bonzaaaaaaaaai BONKERS!
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toofatlardies.bsky.social @toofatlardies.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
One man and his dog. Me and the head of security take in the Norfolk vista.
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toofatlardies.bsky.social @toofatlardies.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
Dinner in Norfolk overlooking the coast. Leaving the world behind for the weekend.
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toofatlardies.bsky.social @toofatlardies.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
The upper slopes of the Roundwood Estate are the most peaceful and, to my eye, beautiful. The only noise, birdsong.
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toofatlardies.bsky.social @toofatlardies.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
No better way to spend an early summer morning than walking out and enjoying our green and pleasant land. Maybe a cider with Rosie later, to complete the literary allusion…
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toofatlardies.bsky.social @toofatlardies.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
Not where I was meant to be this morning. Ho hum
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toofatlardies.bsky.social @toofatlardies.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
“Instructions for planning tasks and war games within the platoon and company” Kriegsspiel can be at any level, as this rather intriguing manual from the 1930s proves.
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toofatlardies.bsky.social @toofatlardies.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
Having barely exercised in months this is starting to hurt. Third walk in three days this will bring me up to 20 miles in total but my muscles are really hurting.
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toofatlardies.bsky.social @toofatlardies.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
There’s a bright golden haze on the meadow…. A month of eating shit just to keep me working and no exercise takes some counter measures to offset.
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toofatlardies.bsky.social @toofatlardies.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
Prepping for Tuesday’s filming session. Looking forward to being back in the studio.
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toofatlardies.bsky.social @toofatlardies.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
Under the watchful eye of the Irish Guards tanks, the Devons advance through the inundated Dutch countryside.
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toofatlardies.bsky.social @toofatlardies.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
Vegan nut roast. Linda would be proud of me.
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toofatlardies.bsky.social @toofatlardies.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
Another day, another pile of envelopes m. But first, it’s a lovely morning.
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toofatlardies.bsky.social @toofatlardies.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
An after work snifter in the Pie & Pint. Hard yards this week and next week will be similar. The kind comments from those receiving their bundles makes it worthwhile.
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toofatlardies.bsky.social @toofatlardies.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
Today I am channelling my inner Ronnie Biggs.
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toofatlardies.bsky.social @toofatlardies.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
See you at Partizan tomorrow!
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toofatlardies.bsky.social @toofatlardies.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
Rich flicks through the new edition of Chain of Command. Free to view on our Patreon channel. www.patreon.com/posts/129103...
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toofatlardies.bsky.social @toofatlardies.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
A big announcement from Lard Island today. A new community area is born with loads of new content coming up.
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toofatlardies.bsky.social @toofatlardies.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
In the midst of a duel, a dirty old man gives me a pound. Suitably surreal.
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toofatlardies.bsky.social @toofatlardies.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
It’s the King of France. Sidney name drops mercilessly.
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toofatlardies.bsky.social @toofatlardies.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
Flashing Blades tonight with Sidney Navratilova.
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toofatlardies.bsky.social @toofatlardies.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
Out early before the heat. This week is going to be a busy one on Lard Island so chilling a bit this morning. Filming this afternoon.
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toofatlardies.bsky.social @toofatlardies.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
Having the afternoon off in the Lard Island outside gaming area bar. Aperol Spritz and Panzer Lehr. Wots not to like?
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toofatlardies.bsky.social @toofatlardies.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
Meanwhile the game table/map table on Lard Island has been set aside as a packing facility. The post room is now full of envelopes. Orders placed thus far have been sorted into piles, ready for packing. Planning and organising logistics is key to this going smoothly and me retaining my sanity.
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toofatlardies.bsky.social @toofatlardies.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
Sorting out the storage unit before the arrival of CoC2 next week. Lots of postage boxes stacked before being transferred to the post room. There are 110 boxes of rules in this photo, stacked three or four deep. The 340 boxes of CoC arriving will dwarf this. And take some shifting!
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toofatlardies.bsky.social @toofatlardies.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
1900 tonight on Lard TV. Rich will be taking your questions live and answering any that you care to post here. Tune in and get those questions answered.
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