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Chris F @geordiechrisf.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Well that should keep all the repressed basement dwellers who are currently moaning about Mags Carter’s existence happy. Men only for those lads. Men men men. No womenses.

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Right then, let’s have a go at the latest game to annoy the chuds and fannies of the internet’s basements. “Urgh a woman! Urgh she’s black! Urgh she has a position of responsibility and an important role in the narrative! Urgh my feelings are hurt! I’m so repressed as a white, single, lonely male!”

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We'Re On A Mission From God

What is the movie that came out before you were born that you've watched the most times?

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ALT: We'Re On A Mission From God

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Ah no, not Jeffrey Archer. Gone so soon, and just after we lost Liddle as well? My poor dancing shoes are almost worn through the soles.

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I bet JK Rowling is all over this, right? Right? No? Still pretending a man assaulting women in a Massachusetts gym changing room is the fault of Trans people, is she? Oh.

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What’s that, Barca not paying their debts? Not paying their debts and owing NUFC and, by extension, PIF about 50 million quid still? Brave.

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Christ these blokes are just an embrassment to the species, aren’t they? Beige little wankers with not an ounce of knowledge about the world outside their wanking station.

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This must be like being taken on holiday to Switzerland for these kids - except instead of going skiing, they’ve gone to say goodbye to grandma at Dignitas.

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England take the lead at the kids birthday party.

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I wish some concrete would grow around this prick.

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Chris F @geordiechrisf.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Croatia’s team has an average age of 58.

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This guy’s dick must be absolutely microscopic.

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Chris F @geordiechrisf.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I hear you’re in National League North now, Father.

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Chris F @geordiechrisf.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I think what people insisting City won’t be hammered too hard aren’t taking into consideration is that this isn’t just a case of them breaching spending rules like Everton or Forest did. This is a concerted campaign of fraud and deception

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Chris F @geordiechrisf.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Before she got this gig, did nobody think to check that Nigella Lawson knew how to eat?

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Chris F @geordiechrisf.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Wonder if all our fans who have spent 5 years cryarsing on social media about the Saudis not “doing a Man City” have realised why now. They are fucked.

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Marc Laming all singing, all dancing comics guy. @marclaming.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Since it's now out in the wild here's my cover for mass market edition of Dan dare: First Contact (written by @alexdecampi.bsky.social ). How great are @michaelrbwoods.bsky.social's colours!

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Chris F @geordiechrisf.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Slipknot line up Marilyn Manson to support them on tour? Aye fuck that, lads.

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Chris F @geordiechrisf.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Can’t believe Ireland are being so antisemitic by beating Israel.

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Chris F @geordiechrisf.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Plot twist - that’s a normal sized pumpkin.

Fucking woeful defending. Again. Straight through the middle of them with two passes. Fucking dreadful.

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Fucking awful decisions at the back again.

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Look shit hot going forward but just shit when defending. Can’t see this game finishing 2-1

That was embarrassing, Bellingham.

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Do englands defenders know what a defensive line is? Absolute shambles at the minute. Zero positional discipline

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I’d love to know what O’Reilly has done in 4 middling appearances this season to convince Tuchel he’s more worthy of a start than Sloughberto Carlos.

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Jesus wept. Get well soon, Dan Burn.

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Chris F @geordiechrisf.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

You literally can’t see the part of the pitch in shadow in this Scotland game on bbc1

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So apparently Roman was hard done by because City were financially doping the club. Make it make sense.

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Chris F @geordiechrisf.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Fucks sake, Fulham, finish them!

That’s never a foul, sorry. Watch that in real time and it doesn’t look like he touches him. Slightest of contact and he stumbles over. Not having that.

Really good for an hour or so, then just went to bits after they pulled one back. Wissa needs to find his shooting boots because we should’ve been home and dry by half time.

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That was hard work and a hard watch. Lost all shape when Steur went off and he moved things round, then when they scored the lot of them collectively shat the bed. Need calmer heads out there.

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Looked comfortable as fuck then just switch off

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Crap pen, but the commentators assertion that “Hull are still in with a chance” feels a bit of a reach after this first half performance

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I mean he’s grabbed his foot. Not much debate for me.

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Botman shoving McBurnie out of his boots. lol

So far one of those rarest of games where Barnes has played well but it isn’t because he’s scored a screamer. Properly good performance from him down the left so far.

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Where the fuck have they found 7 minutes to add on to this game? VdV wasn’t down for that long

Lampard and Arbeloa staring wistfully at the fixture schedule, waiting for their chance to play Spurs

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