John CNCena @genocid.ing · 30/09/2026currently working just enough hours that my jobseeker drops to zero but the jsp keeps making demands, still gotta apply for jobs I don't need 021
John CNCena @genocid.ing · 26/09/2026I didn't need to know that about gillian anderson. why can't people keep their sexualities to thereselves 150
Reposted by John CNCenaHannah Shelley, MLIS (Metadata, Lattes & Impostor Syndrome) @hannahshelley.site · 23/09/2026Why is Bart Simpson texting me from a payphone? 48020
John CNCena @genocid.ing · 22/09/2026everyone calls me small penis dog-fellator because i'm not as tall as the other girl in my friend group named penis dog-fellator 010
Reposted by John CNCenaShape @cals.art · 17/09/2026Please look after yourselves first but @manse.bsky.social was kind enough to set up a gofundme to help if you're able gofund.me/c9f419bc5gofund.meDonate to Please help Cal and Kishie rebuild their life, organized by Marise JackHi my name is Marise. I'm a good friend of Cal (and Kishie) an artist in M… Marise Jack needs your support for Please help Cal and Kishie rebuild their life 12721
John CNCena @genocid.ing · 20/09/2026been wanking to my coworker's tall deep-voiced scottish husband for two years and just found out he's a cop 🤮 390
John CNCena @genocid.ing · 19/09/2026wrapped sub, took payment, loudly coughed directly into his palm then used that hand to pass it to me 130
John CNCena @genocid.ing · 19/09/2026ordered 6-inch subway. chicken on rye, tomato lettuce carrot, mayonnaise bro had to WRITE MY ORDER DOWN 130
John CNCena @genocid.ing · 18/09/2026i assumed we all already hated the bland ranga from GoT who writes horny songs about his grandma my bad 010
Reposted by John CNCenaBeccas can't be choosers @beccanical.bsky.social · 18/09/2026is this anything? i can no longer tell if this is anything 422441
Reposted by John CNCenaYour good friend, Chris Normal @heythatsmyleg.bsky.social · 15/09/2026If 1985 were written today, it would be about 2007. That's fun to think about. 1122
John CNCena @genocid.ing · 14/09/2026these irish bands that keep appearing for a little while with some success before dying off need a better name than poguelike 030
John CNCena @genocid.ing · 12/09/2026I love Bowden brewing but is this chat gpt or lazy copy-paste? if it's the former I'm out 141
John CNCena @genocid.ing · 11/09/2026weak to disruption in the morning. any change ruins everything. put shoes on before finishing coffee? gunna forget to brush teeth. run out of cereal and have to get a new box from the cupboard? forget keys when I leave for work and lock myself out of the house. 070
Reposted by John CNCenaJabroni Mike @jabronimike.bsky.social · 11/09/2026“Wow! A foldable iPhone!!” I say, as I snap it closed onto my flaccid penis, simulating a wild clam attack 231679435
Reposted by John CNCenaBeccas can't be choosers @beccanical.bsky.social · 10/09/2023I hope this email finds you, whale. Yours to hell and back, Ahab 3174
John CNCena @genocid.ing · 10/09/2026the problem with suicide-proof fittings in wards and prisons is that it triggers my problem-solving instinct 190
Reposted by John CNCenamilkbean @milkbean.bsky.social · 09/09/2026some Y2K hyperpop vibes because I have free will!!! ⭐️ *•. xx Arcane Signet alter Xx 616841
John CNCena @genocid.ing · 09/09/2026if only someone had asked two gentlemen RUOK on September 10 2001 0111
Reposted by John CNCenafish video @ellekiwami.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Closeted guy with psychokinetic powers subconsciously willing a snake to bite his friends penis so he'll have a chance to suck cock without it being suspected that he is gay. real monkey shines type shit 03610
John CNCena @genocid.ing · 09/09/2026i feel like instead of spending $45 mil trashing the parklands for a non-existent golf tournament we could have maybe given it to the hundreds of homeless people who live there 084
John CNCena @genocid.ing · 07/09/2026some people call me see you space cowboy some call me millennion thug 050
John CNCena @genocid.ing · 06/09/2026too many religions go for greedy builds too early. obviously the goal is godliness and child abuse and fraud but you have to grind one class for a bit before going multi. catholicism has put in the hours. 050
John CNCena @genocid.ing · 05/09/2026I'm never sure if you're being intentionally paralyzingly sexy or if it's innate and thats much scarier 010
John CNCena @genocid.ing · 05/09/2026Shower With Your Dad Simulator 2015: Do You Still Shower With Your Dad 1303
John CNCena @genocid.ing · 03/09/2026you could've had children with someone whose job was something other than enabling the murder of children. the pay would be worse but you'd have a husband and a soul. 230
John CNCena @genocid.ing · 03/09/2026even something like ARK where couch co-op exists but is completely unplayable is preferable 130
John CNCena @genocid.ing · 03/09/2026couch co-op is maybe my favourite kind of gaming it would be Cool if devs stopped using that tag for games that are not couch co-op 130
Reposted by John CNCenaYour good friend, Chris Normal @heythatsmyleg.bsky.social · 10/06/2025Unova, Paldea, Ooh, I wanna take ya To Alola, or Galar Come on pretty mama In Kanto and Johto Baby, why don't we go? 0164
John CNCena @genocid.ing · 31/08/2026no intention of playing An Elder Scrolls Legend: Battlespire but the first screenshot in the Xbox store goes hard 0143
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