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Clair de Goon

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a zombie in a body with no soul

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John Delmenico @thebigjohnnyd.bsky.social · 11h
The existence of AI Slop, implies the existence of AI Slip and AI Slap
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⭐️eunnie⭐️ @eunnieboo.bsky.social · 28/05/2024
pink in the night (2019)
lyric comic to pink in the night, by mitski. page 1 text: and i know i've kissed you before, but i didn't do it right. scene 1: a little boy and girl are sitting in the rain. the boy wipes away tears, having tripped and scratched a knee. the girl leans forward to kiss the small wound. scene 2: the two friends are in elementary school, holding hands. the boy looks at a picture depicting a mom, dad, and child.page 2 text: can i try again, try again, try again. scene 1: high school. they lie on the floor during a study session, but they only have eyes for each other. scene 2: college. the same couple, only now they are two girls, kissing in bed. scene 3: the girls are getting married, exchanging a sweet kiss in a field of flowers. sunset colors cast warm light onto their wedding dresses.page 3 text: try again, and again, and again. scene 1: the girls are moving in together. one dozes off against an unpacked moving box as the other kisses her head. scene 2: disneyland. both wear minnie mouse ears as they take a selfie, laughing at the kiss mark one has left on her wife's cheek. scene 3: the childhood friends have grown older. one woman hides a bouquet behind her back as they kiss over breakfast.page 4 text: and again, and again, and again? scene 1: the women wake up in bed together, hints of grey in their hair. one kisses the other's bare shoulder. scene 2: a winter walk. they kiss as their dog plays in the snow. scene 3: the shore of a beach. the wives have greying hair and fine wrinkles, but they're still just as in love. they hold each other close, laughing, full of affection.
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Clair de Goon @clairdegoon.bsky.social · 15h
we used to have a method of getting music recommendations from the computer. they were called chat rooms and message boards
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CRIMINAL SIMPSONS @criminalsimpsons.bsky.social · 17h
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Clair de Goon @clairdegoon.bsky.social · 19h
i cant believe she left Roddy to marry Mina 😔
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Clair de Goon @clairdegoon.bsky.social · 19h
A huge battleship is approaching fast? At this time of year? At this time of day? In this part of the country? Localized entirely within your kitchen?
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Dragon Ball Posts @dbposts.bsky.social · 22h
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Clair de Goon @clairdegoon.bsky.social · 21h
it was bothering me enough having these two levels unfinished that i went back and reinstalled the game and finally managed to get these S-ranks and then went and did the hard mode challenge acts that i hadn't even looked at before
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alex䷰trismegistus @technihilism.bsky.social · 23h
weird how the government considers it has a duty of care about what information young people can see but not one to ensure they have a livable future, it's almost like its entirely about control and not protection in any way #auspol
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Mom @milph.mom · 29/09/2026
>Assault Love HRT
Gepelnitchi from Macross 7 with a trans flag overlaying them.
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Clair de Goon @clairdegoon.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i really do not have the right sort of setup for trying to take pictures like this lol
MPG Ginrai getting accosted by Legends Overlord and the Titans Return Darkwings
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Clair de Goon @clairdegoon.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i really do not have the right sort of setup for trying to take pictures like this lol
MPG Ginrai getting accosted by Legends Overlord and the Titans Return Darkwings
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Clair de Goon @clairdegoon.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i bet getting folded up to form the engine for your vehicle feels so good for the Godmaster
transformation instructions for the Ginrai godmaster from MPG Super Ginrai
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Clair de Goon @clairdegoon.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
but what about Sensei's Divining Bottom?
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Clair de Goon @clairdegoon.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
pleaae understand, the RBA are just really big Huntrix fans but their copy of Golden is stuck skipping on that "we're going up, Up, UP" part
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Clair de Goon @clairdegoon.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
[cuddling up to the woman i married] ah, i see you've played wifey-spoony before
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Smack! Slabrock: Artist At Law @shizukasam.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The man that gravity forgot. A death rider. A bastard. RIP Benjamin “PAC” Satterley #smackart #aew #pac #rippac
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Clair de Goon @clairdegoon.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
last year i ordered both seasons of Witch from Mercury in a buy one, get one free thing from JB Hifi but after posting out season 2 they weren't able to fulfil the first and refunded the whole order so i basically just got season two for free and have just had it sitting around for ages unwatched
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Emi Sakura's post about PAC is breaking my heart
The first time I spoke with him was in Ireland in 2018. When you're living in an English-speaking country, Japanese suddenly reaches your ears in a startling way. Our conversations always started with his "Otsukaresamade-su." Backstage, I wouldn't sense his presence at all, but then those words would arrive right by my ear like the wind. And so I'd search for him. There's no English phrase that translates it just right—its meaning encompasses hello, long time no see, glad to see you, good work, goodbye, good night, see you later, and all sorts of other things rolled into one. I think it's the kind of greeting that comes from the way he's confronted pro wrestling in Japan. It's time. As always, I grab my bag and climb into the car. I can't believe the show goes on. Today and from here on out, forever, I know I'll keep straining to listen. Thank you, PAC.
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Brian Schmid @schmanthonyp.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I MEAN
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Clair de Goon @clairdegoon.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
went by EB to see if they had my Liokaiser in yet since the guy had told me it was on the way to the store and should be there by last Wednesday but it still isn't apparently
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Clair de Goon @clairdegoon.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
haha, the local Big W now has both those "automated" gates that you can't leave through until a staff member presses the button to let you out, and the tech/games/trading cards section sequestered off in a separate section where an alarm blares if you go through it with anything from the other areas
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NHATional Scissoring Day ✂️ @nhathanielh.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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LuckyTrece @facto13.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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SNAKEMAN @kingserpentico.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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David BASTARDspan @davidbix.com · 28/09/2026
Remember when Jon Moxley got so excited about training Will Ospreay that he tickled PAC?
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🏒🧛🏻‍♀️Ashley Harlequin🧛🏻‍♀️🏒 @misskittyf.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Fucking hell, Jack Perry also made me cry.
An Instagram story from Jack Perry reading “He was the best of all of us, in the ring, and far more importantly, as a person. We called him the King of the Boys, and he would never accept it because he was too humble.
Sending love to everyone.
Long Live The King.”
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Multiple Rovert Theory @mongoebooks.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
PAC leaving WWE when there was no guarantee he'd ever be let out of his contract and would just have to go get a regular job is one of the coolest things a wrestler has ever done on the "business" side of the "wrestling business" that we hear about all the time.
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XOXO, The Carnivillain🖤 @carnivillain13.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
One last time
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TDE Wrestling @tdewrestling.com · 28/09/2026
Unforgettable.
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Clair de Goon @clairdegoon.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
tiny hammers out for Pac
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Clair de Goon @clairdegoon.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
🎶 dont blame it on the sunshine, dont blame it on the moonlight, dont blame it on the good times. blame it on the bookie 🎶
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Madeline @fauxedo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Oh my god, I cannot believe this is real: www.locktoberfesttx.com
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Locktoberfest 2026
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Clair de Goon @clairdegoon.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
i kind of wanna get the Nancy "aunt" tattoo now
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Clair de Goon @clairdegoon.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
the Radical Highway S-Ranks in Sonadow Generations are kinda kicking my arse a little lol. think they're the point where i say "okay, i'm competent at these games, but not like GOOD in that way so i think i'll drop it here" and move on to something else
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Clair de Goon @clairdegoon.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
hipster who insists their favourite version of Batman is the musical that exists solely as demo tracks recorded by Jim Steinman
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Beccas can't be choosers @beccanical.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
anarchist who opposes TASing because they categorically refuse to "save states"
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Clair de Goon @clairdegoon.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"sorry Tom, you're a wonderful bloke, but THAT KICK SUCKED!" best footy commentary ever
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Clair de Goon @clairdegoon.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
lots of exciting changes in the family lately. a cousin has become a grandfather, another's partner is pregnant with his first child, and i'm getting into more expensive classes of toy robots
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Clair de Goon @clairdegoon.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Moxley's Dark Influence sounds like a card from an AEW tcg #aewallout
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Clair de Goon @clairdegoon.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Jamie sacrificing her booty for the booty #aewallout
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GenghisKait Art - OPEN FOR COMMISSIONS @gk-art.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Illustration(s) of Jack Perry and Luchasaurus, aka Jurassic Express
Jack Perry and Luchasaurus standing in front of a jungle leaf background Jack Perry and Luchasaurus standing in front of a bloody slashed background
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Kayin @kayin.moe · 27/09/2026
Pro wrestling is sometimes a grown man from Japan flipping off an 8 year old on her birthday, and then recoiling in horror as she counter attacks with TWO middle fingers.
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aka LW Salinas @sithwitch.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Justified "Happy Birthday" chants #AEWAllOut 🤼‍♂️
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authorblues @authorblu.es · 27/09/2026
Final Fantasy 7 screenshot:
"I figure if I stay alive long enough,
something good's bound to happen."
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Sasha's Retrobytes 🏳️‍⚧️ @sharkabytes.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
When you've got a day of jumping barrels ahead of you, but your heart just isn't in it.
The title screen for Apple II Donkey Kong from Atari, with a rather sad looking Mario in mid outstretched leap over a barrel.
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caroline cash @cashbrowns.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Nancy is admiring Tattoo Flash in the window of a Tattoo Parlor. She points out that she wants the <3 Mom tattoo flash, but that it should say Aunt instead.
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Instantly cured my depression thinking about Hank Hill pronouncing "Nier: Automata"
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Clair de Goon @clairdegoon.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
the modern diaclone stuff always looked really cool to me but was way too rich for my blood. now that i have a job and not much else to do with the money, makes sense to dip my toe in
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Clair de Goon @clairdegoon.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
when you have the space to be a cottagecore lesbian but neither the wherewithal nor the wife
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