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Genevieve Rice

@genevieverice.bsky.social
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Comedian and writer who was funnier on Twitter.

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Genevieve Rice @genevieverice.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
Watching Alien: Earth and googling “when does that rich barefoot fuck get gobbled by an alien?”
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Genevieve Rice @genevieverice.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
This was in with the Epstein drawings
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
I saw The Blair Witch Project way too young and it made me afraid of projects
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furbabies.bsky.social @furbabies.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
We KNOW the 🤡 wasn't an FBI informant because he would have told the world he was the very BEST informant the world has ever seen by now.
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Genevieve Rice @genevieverice.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
It’s weird to watch Apocalypse Now and be on the side of the apocalypse.
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Genevieve Rice @genevieverice.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
I’m offended by this both as an autistic person and Tylenol enthusiast.
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
in middle school i got it in my head that i needed a cooler way to answer the phone so i picked up one day and said ‘talk to me baby’ and it was my grandmother calling from the nursing home and she immediately had me put my dad on the phone so they could laugh uproariously at what id just done
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
Why won't they tell us if Mr. Peanut's dick is shaped like a peanut? I'm sick of filling out Freedom of Information requests
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Genevieve Rice @genevieverice.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
The dad saying this reeks of not having full custody.
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Rosanna @rosannaarquette.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
Stay tuned for an AI President.
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Genevieve Rice @genevieverice.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
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Genevieve Rice @genevieverice.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
If Trump is really still alive, he should go on Hot Ones.
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Genevieve Rice @genevieverice.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
I had an informed opinion of Kevin Kline before the end of elementary school.
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New York Shit Post @nyshitpost.com · 17/07/2025
Heartbroken Trump Unable To Release Epstein List After Seeing It Includes Mr Bean
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Artologica aka Michele Banks @artologica.net · 31/08/2025
New plan: we get Obama to demand the death certificate
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Genevieve Rice @genevieverice.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
How come people are lining up to fight this organic daughter?
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Noah Pasternak @noahpasternak.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
when president garfield was dying, they shoved a bunch of stuff up his butt in the hopes it would save him. it didn't work, in fact it definitely killed him quicker. but if any white house guys are reading this: you're the chosen one, you can make it work
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Genevieve Rice @genevieverice.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
If it’s true, this would be the best way to celebrate Labor Day.
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Genevieve Rice @genevieverice.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
It’s so weird that 95 percent of NextDoor is people mad to the moon and back about poor people being in their neighborhood, and the other 5 percent is people asking for money.
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Genevieve Rice @genevieverice.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
I bet RFK Jr. just learned what a mitochondria is recently and now can’t stop saying it all the time.
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
So many adults have to fail a child before he ends up 10 years old telling CNN about the mass shooting he lived through this morning
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Genevieve Rice @genevieverice.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
The Greater Phoenix area is lousy with them, and frankly, it makes our city all the worse for it.
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Genevieve Rice @genevieverice.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
At first I thought, like, Stephen Miller had died, so it dampened the news for me just a little.
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Genevieve Rice @genevieverice.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
My daughter asked me if it’s ok if men wore dresses. I said yes, and to illustrate my point I told her that women used to get thrown in jail for wearing pants. And to that she said, “THEY THREW THE PANTS IN JAIL?”
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Genevieve Rice @genevieverice.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
To her credit, I told my six year old daughter about lesbians, and she said “having a wife sounds nice.”
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Genevieve Rice @genevieverice.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
Lol, you’re right.
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Genevieve Rice @genevieverice.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
No shit, hon.
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Genevieve Rice @genevieverice.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
No way Eric Adams even knows what Squid Games is.
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Travis Knight @travisknight.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
I fixed the Cracker Barrel logo if anyone is interested! #illustration #branding
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Genevieve Rice @genevieverice.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
That movie is incredible.
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Genevieve Rice @genevieverice.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
They don’t tell you this, but at the end of the Pina Colada song, the couple kills each other.
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Let the Right One Ian @ianfortey.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
Underrated British foods: Chip butty Jammy dodger Beef hob Lurm Minty Spunk Ocelot's kink Red haze Tom's bad one Eel dingles Heeuuurrrp Welly Poof Slap n' figgy Baked arm Humpstoop Digby flutes Merp and kidney pie Cardamom sharts Lassie mogs Scantron toast Queen merkins Gas pips
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Genevieve Rice @genevieverice.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
media.tenor.com
a robot in a helmet says please do not resist
ALT: a robot in a helmet says please do not resist
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Genevieve Rice @genevieverice.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
People like to say to me as a late diagnosed autistic woman that I’m just doing it for the attention. I’m like, no, that’s what the multiple feather boas I own are for.
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Genevieve Rice @genevieverice.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
Man was not meant to think this much about Cracker Barrel.
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Genevieve Rice @genevieverice.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
Don’t mind me being a middle-aged dad on the main, but I love the Billy Joel documentary.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
NFTs were a bubble, AI is a bubble, but small carvings of large hipped women have remained popular with unsettling lighthouse keepers for 200 years, invest with confidence
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illumi @yallchemist.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
As the newly named CEO of Target, I’d first like to announce that all of our employees are now bisexual
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Genevieve Rice @genevieverice.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
Not surprised nazis are nice to white people who are witheringly stupid.
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Genevieve Rice @genevieverice.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
This script was how I first learned of the radioactive Walmart shrimp and honestly no notes
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Genevieve Rice @genevieverice.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
I love people in love who yell at each other so much.
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Genevieve Rice @genevieverice.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
I’ve had a Catastrophe shaped hole inside me since the show ended, and Too Much and Colin from Accounts are helping to fill it.
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Genevieve Rice @genevieverice.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
Changes less embarrassing than MSNBC’s rebrand to MS Now: •Every anchor gets facial piercings, even (especially!) Lawrence O’Donnell •Animal sidekicks •Scenes of The West Wing broadcast at random •More nudity
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Genevieve Rice @genevieverice.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
I’m sober and almost ready to pull the trigger.
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Genevieve Rice @genevieverice.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
BREAKING: President Trump sends the National Guard to the Roku City
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 15/08/2025
jordan peterson getting into having unrecognized diseases is so babygirl coded of him. i hope he becomes a chronic lyme influencer
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Genevieve Rice @genevieverice.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
This guy’s whole thing is cosplaying as a cowboy. Why on god’s green earth would he drive a *Jeep* and not ride a horse? He wouldn’t have to buckle up and he complete his silly little costume.
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Genevieve Rice @genevieverice.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
Everything about this is so deeply stupid.
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gamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
Goon,
A Starbucks Frappuccino display in a grocery store. Do to catastrophic kerning it reads:

GOON,
TREAT YOURSELF
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