Genevieve Rice @genevieverice.bsky.social · 10/09/2025Watching Alien: Earth and googling “when does that rich barefoot fuck get gobbled by an alien?” 010
Reposted by Genevieve Ricejosh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 07/09/2025I saw The Blair Witch Project way too young and it made me afraid of projects 393930684
Reposted by Genevieve Ricefurbabies.bsky.social @furbabies.bsky.social · 07/09/2025We KNOW the 🤡 wasn't an FBI informant because he would have told the world he was the very BEST informant the world has ever seen by now. 671581253
Genevieve Rice @genevieverice.bsky.social · 07/09/2025It’s weird to watch Apocalypse Now and be on the side of the apocalypse. 121
Genevieve Rice @genevieverice.bsky.social · 07/09/2025I’m offended by this both as an autistic person and Tylenol enthusiast. 040
Reposted by Genevieve Ricerax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 06/09/2025in middle school i got it in my head that i needed a cooler way to answer the phone so i picked up one day and said ‘talk to me baby’ and it was my grandmother calling from the nursing home and she immediately had me put my dad on the phone so they could laugh uproariously at what id just done 1153113
Reposted by Genevieve RiceViktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 05/09/2025Why won't they tell us if Mr. Peanut's dick is shaped like a peanut? I'm sick of filling out Freedom of Information requests 1934664
Genevieve Rice @genevieverice.bsky.social · 04/09/2025The dad saying this reeks of not having full custody. 000
Reposted by Genevieve RiceRosanna @rosannaarquette.bsky.social · 02/09/2025Stay tuned for an AI President. 1511115
Genevieve Rice @genevieverice.bsky.social · 02/09/2025If Trump is really still alive, he should go on Hot Ones. 091
Genevieve Rice @genevieverice.bsky.social · 02/09/2025I had an informed opinion of Kevin Kline before the end of elementary school. 010
Reposted by Genevieve RiceArtologica aka Michele Banks @artologica.net · 31/08/2025New plan: we get Obama to demand the death certificate 715328847
Genevieve Rice @genevieverice.bsky.social · 31/08/2025How come people are lining up to fight this organic daughter? 040
Reposted by Genevieve RiceNoah Pasternak @noahpasternak.bsky.social · 30/08/2025when president garfield was dying, they shoved a bunch of stuff up his butt in the hopes it would save him. it didn't work, in fact it definitely killed him quicker. but if any white house guys are reading this: you're the chosen one, you can make it work 22379231264
Genevieve Rice @genevieverice.bsky.social · 30/08/2025If it’s true, this would be the best way to celebrate Labor Day. 2110
Genevieve Rice @genevieverice.bsky.social · 29/08/2025It’s so weird that 95 percent of NextDoor is people mad to the moon and back about poor people being in their neighborhood, and the other 5 percent is people asking for money. 030
Genevieve Rice @genevieverice.bsky.social · 29/08/2025I bet RFK Jr. just learned what a mitochondria is recently and now can’t stop saying it all the time. 000
Reposted by Genevieve RiceAmy @lolennui.bsky.social · 27/08/2025So many adults have to fail a child before he ends up 10 years old telling CNN about the mass shooting he lived through this morning 266114602406
Genevieve Rice @genevieverice.bsky.social · 27/08/2025The Greater Phoenix area is lousy with them, and frankly, it makes our city all the worse for it. 010
Genevieve Rice @genevieverice.bsky.social · 27/08/2025At first I thought, like, Stephen Miller had died, so it dampened the news for me just a little. 000
Genevieve Rice @genevieverice.bsky.social · 27/08/2025My daughter asked me if it’s ok if men wore dresses. I said yes, and to illustrate my point I told her that women used to get thrown in jail for wearing pants. And to that she said, “THEY THREW THE PANTS IN JAIL?” 020
Genevieve Rice @genevieverice.bsky.social · 25/08/2025To her credit, I told my six year old daughter about lesbians, and she said “having a wife sounds nice.” 190
Genevieve Rice @genevieverice.bsky.social · 25/08/2025No way Eric Adams even knows what Squid Games is. 380
Reposted by Genevieve RiceTravis Knight @travisknight.bsky.social · 22/08/2025I fixed the Cracker Barrel logo if anyone is interested! #illustration #branding 6657371397
Genevieve Rice @genevieverice.bsky.social · 23/08/2025They don’t tell you this, but at the end of the Pina Colada song, the couple kills each other. 031
Reposted by Genevieve RiceLet the Right One Ian @ianfortey.bsky.social · 22/08/2025Underrated British foods: Chip butty Jammy dodger Beef hob Lurm Minty Spunk Ocelot's kink Red haze Tom's bad one Eel dingles Heeuuurrrp Welly Poof Slap n' figgy Baked arm Humpstoop Digby flutes Merp and kidney pie Cardamom sharts Lassie mogs Scantron toast Queen merkins Gas pips 125914
Genevieve Rice @genevieverice.bsky.social · 22/08/2025media.tenor.coma robot in a helmet says please do not resistALT: a robot in a helmet says please do not resist 000
Genevieve Rice @genevieverice.bsky.social · 22/08/2025People like to say to me as a late diagnosed autistic woman that I’m just doing it for the attention. I’m like, no, that’s what the multiple feather boas I own are for. 2422
Genevieve Rice @genevieverice.bsky.social · 21/08/2025Man was not meant to think this much about Cracker Barrel. 071
Genevieve Rice @genevieverice.bsky.social · 21/08/2025Don’t mind me being a middle-aged dad on the main, but I love the Billy Joel documentary. 062
Reposted by Genevieve RiceBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 21/08/2025NFTs were a bubble, AI is a bubble, but small carvings of large hipped women have remained popular with unsettling lighthouse keepers for 200 years, invest with confidence 444026880
Reposted by Genevieve Riceillumi @yallchemist.bsky.social · 20/08/2025As the newly named CEO of Target, I’d first like to announce that all of our employees are now bisexual 1253063
Genevieve Rice @genevieverice.bsky.social · 20/08/2025Not surprised nazis are nice to white people who are witheringly stupid. 000
Genevieve Rice @genevieverice.bsky.social · 20/08/2025This script was how I first learned of the radioactive Walmart shrimp and honestly no notes 2161
Genevieve Rice @genevieverice.bsky.social · 20/08/2025I love people in love who yell at each other so much. 010
Genevieve Rice @genevieverice.bsky.social · 20/08/2025I’ve had a Catastrophe shaped hole inside me since the show ended, and Too Much and Colin from Accounts are helping to fill it. 110
Genevieve Rice @genevieverice.bsky.social · 18/08/2025Changes less embarrassing than MSNBC’s rebrand to MS Now: •Every anchor gets facial piercings, even (especially!) Lawrence O’Donnell •Animal sidekicks •Scenes of The West Wing broadcast at random •More nudity 010
Genevieve Rice @genevieverice.bsky.social · 16/08/2025I’m sober and almost ready to pull the trigger. 030
Genevieve Rice @genevieverice.bsky.social · 16/08/2025BREAKING: President Trump sends the National Guard to the Roku City 050
Reposted by Genevieve Ricemerr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 15/08/2025jordan peterson getting into having unrecognized diseases is so babygirl coded of him. i hope he becomes a chronic lyme influencer 1081640
Genevieve Rice @genevieverice.bsky.social · 14/08/2025This guy’s whole thing is cosplaying as a cowboy. Why on god’s green earth would he drive a *Jeep* and not ride a horse? He wouldn’t have to buckle up and he complete his silly little costume. 010
Reposted by Genevieve Ricegamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 12/08/2025Goon, 1564102423