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Chris Jones @chrisjones1.bsky.social · 12h

"I'm now able to reveal the truth: I have a galaxy-sized ego."

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Chris Jones @chrisjones1.bsky.social · 23h

I can relate. I had a bit of a situation last week

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Chris Jones @chrisjones1.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Looking forward to Anfield spending 90 minutes yelling "CHEATS CHEATS CHEATS" at Man City

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Chris Jones @chrisjones1.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

The shuttle buses at airports that take you to the plane. Why is there so much space around the driver? You could sleep a family of six up there.

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Chris Jones @chrisjones1.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

"These legal claims could start to multiply uncontrollably", said Fred Snowball

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Chris Jones @chrisjones1.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

The FT is, for me, an inconveniently bundled product. I would happily pay for the global news and political coverage. But I don't really need companies & markets. So the pricing doesn't work for me.

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Chris Jones @chrisjones1.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Controlling the temperature in Silves, Algarve

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Chris Jones @chrisjones1.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Posting this before checking whether 5000 people already have

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Chris Jones @chrisjones1.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

"Why have you written Hogwarts updates down the long side of this right-angled triangle?" "Oh, that's the Harry Potter news"

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Chris Jones @chrisjones1.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Had a dream last night that wasn't about me or people I know. (Some kind of Jaws spinoff nonsense where a guy builds a massive shark tank in his cellar and his terrified kid leaves home.) Anyway, is it odd to dream about random people you just made up?

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Chris Jones @chrisjones1.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I increasingly sense on social media, particularly Reddit, an aversion to analysis. It seems that any time someone puts up a detailed explanation of something, maybe with a chart or a table, the response is "you're overanalysing". Seems an increasing trend away from reason/logic towards feels?

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Chris Jones @chrisjones1.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

One day we'll solve the great mysteries of life: the nature of dark matter, the mechanisms of human consciousness, and why my low-effort memes suddenly get a batch of likes six weeks after posting.

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Katie Martin @katie0martin.ft.com · 16/09/2026

superb trolling, no notes

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Chris Jones @chrisjones1.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Pictured: UK and Piddington negotiating teams meeting to discuss Pexit

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Chris Jones @chrisjones1.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

This, on AI, is one of the most confusing bar charts I've ever seen. A mix of groups and opinions on the axis. Head-scratcher.

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Chris Jones @chrisjones1.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Ed Sheeran? That's it, never watching Game of Thrones again

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Chris Jones @chrisjones1.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Happy to step in to support Ed Sheeran. I've got a kazoo and can play spoons

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Chris Jones @chrisjones1.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

As a 6'5" bloke, it saddens me that we didn't have football free-kick 'draught excluders' when I was at school. Would have given me a reason to be on the pitch.

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Chris Jones @chrisjones1.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Not disproving the theory that he's an animatronic waxwork

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Chris Jones @chrisjones1.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Who calls a girl Sydney anyway?

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Chris Jones @chrisjones1.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

This isn't this account's usual copy-paste from Bloomberg headlines...

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Chris Jones @chrisjones1.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

I've had about 19 text alerts from Sky Sports in the last 12 hours about the Solheim Cup. Someone there is VERY excited about it.

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Chris Jones @chrisjones1.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

I recently posted a fairly long article on Reddit setting out two slightly complex concepts with charts and tables. I was accused of posting AI slop and the post was taken down. Apparently it was suspiciously well-written. We have reversed the Turing Test.

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Chris Jones @chrisjones1.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

25 years ago, I was on a plane about to take off from Moscow to London. A man sitting in front of me called a flight attendant over to say that he'd heard that a light aircraft had hit the World Trade Center. She said she hadn't heard anything, and he must turn his phone off. 1/2

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Chris Jones @chrisjones1.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

BREAKING: Anthropic announces that it has solved the Schleswig-Holstein question

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Chris Jones @chrisjones1.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Love that my live scores app has "recent form" for West Germany

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Chris Jones @chrisjones1.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Ah well, that's Barcola out for the season

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Chris Jones @chrisjones1.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

LIV v ATM on TNT Good insight from Gerrard. Usual inane chortling and statements of the bleedin' obvious from McCoist

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Chris Jones @chrisjones1.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

I assume Deltapoll read out the text in the red box before asking the question? If so, it does seem a bit like Sir Humphrey's National Service poll...

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Chris Jones @chrisjones1.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

I haven't voted, but can be bribed

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Chris Jones @chrisjones1.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

"Think you can do better?" I suspect that's unlikely

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Chris Jones @chrisjones1.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Realised I no longer had a subscription to TNT Sports. Just spent the last hour trying to give money to any of Virgin Media, Amazon or HBO Max, with no success. All their sign up mechanics broken. And we're losing 1-0. What a day.

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Chris Jones @chrisjones1.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

I'm more upset about Dolly and Tim, if I'm honest

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Chris Jones @chrisjones1.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Knock through a couple of walls to make it open-plan

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Chris Jones @chrisjones1.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

That bit on the Northern Line in a tunnel coming into Camden Town where you suddenly come alongside another train and look at the weirdos in the other carriage. Never gets old.

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Chris Jones @chrisjones1.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Brb just launching a drone strike on the gilt market

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Chris Jones @chrisjones1.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Don't think so, the Seine is in Paris

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