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Pup Burdock

@genderpunkrat.bsky.social
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Chompy attitudinous pupper | 26 | 5'3 | 69/420 | linktr.ee/genderpunkrat

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Pup Burdock @genderpunkrat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Could really go for an older woman ruffling my hair and calling me a silly boy rn
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Neato Tito @neatotito.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Illustration of a man firing a rifle at two bears attacking him

Man - Me
Further away bear - self doubt
Closer bear- This one is just a real bear
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Pup Burdock @genderpunkrat.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Pup Burdock @genderpunkrat.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Missing summer already
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Pup Burdock @genderpunkrat.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Pumping is magic.
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Sarah Z @sarahz.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Yeah I know a good number of these
A sign for “SubDog”
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Rezzybat 🔞 🔜 ANE @rezzybatad.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
Riding my bicycle :3
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Rye Pony 🔜 NO, ANE @ryepony.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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Mr.Snek @mrsnek.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Please give us some kind of butt play for Ryan i beg - i'm not usually a trend chaser BUT... i make an exception for this
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Pup Burdock @genderpunkrat.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I got the dragon washing game
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CalyxGoblin 🔞 @calyxgoblin.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
In my experience some of the best people are both.
An image of black block lettering against an off-white background reading "You can be a genuine, loyal, and good-hearted person. And you can also be a dirty, horny, little sex monster. They are not mutually exclusive."
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Dr Eleanor Janega @goingmedieval.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Me too bitch, you're not special.
A Guardian headline which reads "Indonesian forager may have sucked on mond-altwring nuts 25,000 years ago,  research finds"
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Amanda Wong @amandawtwong.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
No, babe, I NEED the $200 Le Creuset Star Trek shuttlecraft casserole dish for my banana bread.
Le Creuset Star Trek shuttlecraft casserole dish
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andy™ @andylevy.net · 08/09/2026
werner herzog on AI filmmaking (from here www.indiewire.com/features/int...)
Q: A couple years ago at IDFA, I saw this movie "About a Hero," which is this partly Al-generated hybrid documentary that tries to recreate the atmosphere of your films.

A: The intention of this young filmmaker was never to remake any [of my films], but making something in the spirit. And I immediately said, "You will fail. It is such a stupid idea. It's phenomenally, abysmally stupid. I will not take part in it." He wanted me to explain things and have my voice in it.
I said, "You are alone. There's such a thing as free speech, which I respect. So go ahead and fail." And it is a failure, period.
It's so standardized that Al can step in because there's not real storytelling. It's mimicry of something that has happened before. And I welcome Al to replace all the idiots who are into nothing but repeating, repeating, repeating until it's ad nauseam.
When it's ad nauseam, please, please, please let Al step in and do the job.
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Phobia @phobia.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
an embarrassed cat in the hat quickly walks away holding hat over groin
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Micah @rincewind.run · 06/09/2026
one thing the ai era makes me miss is really shitty bespoke photoshops you used to get just the lowest effort garbage imaginable made by people who have opened the program three times in their entire life, but it had some charm to it and now they just generate the same bullshit as everyone else
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Caræsten 🇵🇸 @cara.city · 30/08/2026
I don't think it's fair to post the home address of the Flock CEO online. instead we should have a website that tracks the exact position of his car at all times.
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
put this man in Congress
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miss fern (scary) 🏳️‍⚧️🎃 @miss-fern.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
sometimes i'll talk to a cis person and they'll say something like "yeah most trans people are normal like you but sometimes online i see weird ones who-" and i have to stop them and explain that i, too, am one of the weird ones from online
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Toothybj @toothybj.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
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Ian Fay @ianfay.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
For some reason Nick didn't like my suggestion 🤷
Two hands pulling apart a hole that contains the letters ai
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André "Normal" Alessi @andrealessi.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Baby YouTube Why you're bad at jingling keys
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keke @kekekeball.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
ThinkPad durability test
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
A man says "you came, but I didn't so now you gotta wear the dunce camp." He presents his partner with a conical hat with "Dunce" written on it." His partner sits silently on a stool in the corner. He lets out an "I love y-" but is interrupted by the man shouting "NO TALKING!" He continues sitting silently, with a sad expression on his face.
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Metin Seven, Moon Child's dad 🌝 @seven.eurosky.social · 16/07/2026
A post by Volker Weber about Meta's smart glasses: "Meta does not want you to know that you can improve the quality of these AI glasses by just microwaving them for one minute. Pass it on."
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MF VIEWTIFUL @mfviewtiful.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Fucking on the arcade floor sofa tonight
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state song thread guy @statesongxprt.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
i had no idea this would become so literal
tweet https://x.com/patdubois/status/1590006089541914624?lang=en
from @patdubois
reads "as a Canadian, this is how it feels watching American elections these days"
along with an image reading 50.1% "Everyone Gets A Puppy" vs 49.9% "Diarrhea Forever"
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Soran @jackal.gold · 08/07/2026
The Android Share Experience
Crude drawing of the interface for sharing a picture from social media on an Android phone. It depicts a furry stick figure with a large Censor bar coming out from his waist. The text "Share to..." is above the options for Mom, Boss Work Cell, Grandma, Therapist, and The Pope.
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PureAsbestos @pureasbestos.com · 11/07/2026
"Lenin in the Tretyakov Gallery" edited so that Lenin is holding a gun pointing at the painting, which has a shoddily concealed Meccha Chameleon character hiding on it.
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Pup Burdock @genderpunkrat.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Is meat monday a thing? Can meat monday be a thing?
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Pup Burdock @genderpunkrat.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
So pumping is fun
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Sidekick @sidekicksart.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
They need to make one of those power wash simulator games but you're a kobold taking care of big dragons. Just like, scrubbing his chest, massaging his paws, weighing his nuts, asking about his day. Just a zen game about pampering a huge dude. That's the dream.
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⚔️🎀 𝔉𝔦𝔞𝔡𝔥 🎀⚔️ @fiadh.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
dunkin’ donuts 4th of july canopic jar eagle cup
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sezza.bsky.social @sezza.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
this guy (i guess technically theres no extra gender/sexuality info in the post, but judging by the other information in the post and general demographics, "typical middle aged park ranger guy" is prob cishet, if he isnt hes either unaware or keeping it to himself)
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pork, cheese, broccoli rabe @garlicbuffalo.gobirds.biz · 28/06/2026
this is actually a good reminder that you should delete the tracking nonsense off of any url that you share online. just delete everything after the ? (including the question mark) and share like you usually would
a screenshot of a youtube url showing the actual url as everything before the ? and everything after as “tracking nonsense”
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Alchemist Echidna 💜 @alchemistechidna.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Happy 626 day! 💙🛸🌺
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Polárka @polarkadraws.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
You don't have to be enough to deserve place to belong.
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Anthro Warehouse ➡️ Folsom 2026 @anthrowarehouse.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
This new toy pour and firmness test was a success! 🪢 #knot #sheath #siliconetoy
Flesh color and firmness test pour of an Anthro warehouse silicone toy for adults.
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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 21/06/2026
‘Father’ and ‘dad’ are synonyms. ‘Figure’ and ‘bod’ are synonyms. But, a ‘father figure’ and a ‘dad bod’ aren’t exactly the same thing…
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Jyoti Mishra @jyotimishra.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Well, that was a fucking ride.
A cropped screenshot of an article section titled "Gary Larson cartoon incident" from a Tumblr page. The text describes a controversy involving a Far Side cartoon and Jane Goodall. 

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Gary Larson cartoon incident

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 In 1987 Gary Larson published a Far Side cartoon of two chimpanzees grooming, in which one discovers a blonde hair and says, "Conducting a little more 'research' with that Jane Goodall tramp?"[127] The Jane Goodall Institute called the cartoon an "atrocity" in a letter drafted by its lawyers to Larson and his syndicate. Goodall, who was in Africa at the time, later found the cartoon amusing.[128] 

She went on to name it her favourite depiction of herself in pop culture.[129] Larson offered profits from sales of a shirt featuring the cartoon to the Jane Goodall Institute.[130] 

Goodall wrote the preface to The Far Side Gallery 5, detailing her version of the controversy.[131] She praised Larson's creative ideas, which often compare and contrast the behaviour of humans and animals. 

In 1988 Larson visited Goodall's research facility in Tanzania.[128] While there, he was attacked by a chimpanzee named Frodo.[127][132]
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Pup Burdock @genderpunkrat.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
dr pepper bbq sauce my beloved
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Keter-Class Kobold @koboldred.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Pride
(post from rotnik-tumblr)
Nobody has made me feel safer or more respected than the filthy perverted freaks I was warned about
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Pup Burdock @genderpunkrat.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
I need someones balls in my mouth stat
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Media in My Downloads folder :steamhappy: @furry-hater.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
trolley on rail with the text on the right side saying: "there is no problem. you are travelling safely to your destination." additional text in bold says: "and everyone thinks your cute"
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John Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
🎶 Well, the word got around, they said, "This kid is insane, man" Took up a collection just to send him to the mainland "Get your education, don't forget from whence you came, and The world's gonna know your name, what's your name, man?"
Lin Manuel Miranda in Hamilton
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Katy Montgomerie 🦗 @katymontgomerie.com · 26/05/2026
Could there be a better example of "the trans debate" than 98% of women supporting trans people and then one single lone person voting against them and getting their way regardless. It's all such a fucking sham
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Hell-a Bambust 🏳️‍⚧️ (alleged transsexual)(spooky) @ela-bambust.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Me when I realize I don't have a little treat because I was responsible at the supermarket
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dial “m” for marlo @marlo.ooo · 13/05/2026
so apparently british squirrels have been seen vaping and there is concern that swedish squirrels might also start doing this. anyway here’s pictures of squirrels vaping
a squirrel holding a vape. it has its mouth on itanother squirrel vaping using a discarded disposable vape. this one also has it up to its mouth
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