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Gary Delaney Comedian @garydelaney.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Doctor, Doctor my joints hurt when I stand on the cracks in my bathroom tiles. - I’m afraid you’ve got grout.

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Sarah Millican @sarahmillican.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Hey guys, does anyone know what ‘envelope gravy’ is? Photo taken in a Real Canadian Superstore in Toronto. I previously assumed it was your arse crack when you’ve had a wet fart. ‘Oh no, I have envelope gravy!’ sort of thing.

It’s a big blue sign hanging over Aisle 8 in a supermarket. It lists these things: Cake Mixes
Sugar & Spices
Envelope Gravy
Rice Crackers
Shake N' Bake

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Graham Bretman @gbretman.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

#CurryPuns Patrick Swayze told me that cannibals in India refuse to eat infants Apparently, nobody puts baby in a korma.

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Gary Delaney Comedian @garydelaney.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I’m not saying I’m old but ‘too cool for school’ used to mean that the boiler had broken and we all had to wear our coats in class.

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Gary Delaney Comedian @garydelaney.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

I entered a competition to be the best fluffer for really tall porn stars but I couldn’t even reach the semis.

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Graham Bretman @gbretman.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

My Dyslexic mate texted to say he'd just done a graveyard shift He doesn't work nights, he must've been caught short passing the churchyard. #LunchPun #Humoursky

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Gary Delaney Comedian @garydelaney.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Hairdressers can be a bit snippy

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Graham Bretman @gbretman.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

#UxbridgeEnglishDictionary Concord-Something that looks like a bit of rope, but isn't

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Sarah Millican @sarahmillican.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

18 years ago today, I won the Edinburgh Comedy awards Best Newcomer award for my show Sarah Millican’s Not Nice. Face of pure joy. 1/?

It’s me in 2008. I’m younger. That’s how time works. And thinner. That’s how time works. My hair is mousey (original colour) and shoulder length. I’m wearing an orange top and also, not in the photo, really nice new jeans. My face is full of joy. This was taken as I walked off stage.

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Graham Bretman @gbretman.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

@australiangroan.bsky.social Thank you for following. My first time in Oz didn't go well,I threw a shrimp on the Barbie And my niece complained her doll stunk of fish.

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Graham Bretman @gbretman.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Here is today's positive message It's the red wire on your car battery. #LunchPun

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Graham Bretman @gbretman.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

My Nephew has just got a new electric car, but says I can't have a go in case I crash it Fair enough, it is his scalextric set. #LunchPun

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Richard Pulsford @richardpulsford.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

I was going to try some clothes on in Primark when I thought I was having a seizure so I was quickly shown into the fitting room #LunchPun

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Jem Roberts: Author &c. @jemroberts.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

The ISIRTA maestro Dave Lee is still with us and 100 TODAY! Celebrate with a whole album of toe-tapping Oddie-ties from Radio Prune, with Dave and The Boys! youtu.be/5XDzLsEyO2E?...