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Chris G 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @sidneypaget.bsky.social · 13h

Just finished the last of these volumes. Well written but there doesn’t seem to be many issues we are facing now that previous generations haven’t faced

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Chris G 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @sidneypaget.bsky.social · 14h

#NotBeingPerfectIs what all of us are when compared to (here insert your favourite hashtag game player)

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Chris G 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @sidneypaget.bsky.social · 14h

#NotBeingPerfectIs almost how I describe Des O’Connor records Not perfect Not excellent Not good Not average Not poor Not dreadful Just put your hands over your ears…..

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Chris G 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @sidneypaget.bsky.social · 16h

#IBaseMyOpinionsOn thinking about things for a long time. For example I think that Empress Matilda had a strong claim on the English throne, stronger than King Stephen. I’ve been thinking this over for 800 years

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Chris G 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @sidneypaget.bsky.social · 16h

#IBaseMyOpinionsOn how I can deal with disharmony in the family. For example I’m sad I upset my mother in law and she said she wouldn’t talk to me for a year. I’m actually distraught as that was 51 weeks ago……

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Chris G 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @sidneypaget.bsky.social · 16h

#IBaseMyOpinionsOn whether my account will grow……I’m not so driven by money but…. Ok I am.

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Chris G 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @sidneypaget.bsky.social · 16h

#IBaseMyOpinionsOn my complete and deep thought processes that do not let me down and allow me to with pinpoint precision eh um is that a fly? Sorry, getting distracted. What were we talking about?

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Chris G 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @sidneypaget.bsky.social · 16h

#IBaseMyOpinionsOn what my mother in law says. If she says something I know my opinion is the opposite

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Chris G 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @sidneypaget.bsky.social · 17h

#TheBestWayToEatSausages is making a hot dog …. Do you know how to make one? Cone on, roll with me

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Chris G 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @sidneypaget.bsky.social · 17h

#TheBestWayToEatSausages Eat any you like but avoid German ones, they are the wurst Oh come on, you knew someone would do that joke and you suspected it would be me

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Sausage Sausage Roll Frying

ALT: Sausage Sausage Roll Frying

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Chris G 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @sidneypaget.bsky.social · 17h

#TheBestWayToEatSausages Allows me to correct the rumour that when I was photographed with my own brand of sausages and it said prick with a fork it was an instruction, not a description

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Chris G 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @sidneypaget.bsky.social · 23h

#SoundsLikeMusicToMyEars you are expecting a crack about Des O’Connor records, aren’t you? Actually cracking them is a good thing to do

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Chris G 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @sidneypaget.bsky.social · 23h

With so many bad things going on in the world let’s celebrate inspirational people

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Chris G 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @sidneypaget.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

If only there was an app that allows me to become a female grandparent with immediate effect…. Instagran

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Chris G 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @sidneypaget.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

32 states still allow child marriage…… in a so called civilised democracy California bans child marriage, a practice still legal in 32 US states www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

bbc.co.uk

California bans child marriage, a practice still legal in 32 US states

Gov Gavin Newsom called it a "long overdue measure to protect young Californians".

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Chris G 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @sidneypaget.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

#IfIWereToHostAPodcast it would be about all the things I know ….. so wouldn’t last long

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Chris G 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @sidneypaget.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

#ItsNotEasyToUnderstand when @donquixotext.bsky.social creates a sentence which contains these words Open Wallet And Pay For Drink

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Chris G 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @sidneypaget.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

#WhenINeedSomethingSweet I look at that lovely photo that you gave me/that I took whilst stalking you (delete as appropriate)

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Chris G 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @sidneypaget.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Is anyone else irritated every year when months are in the wrong place? For example, September is the seventh month and October the eighth, yet they are in positions 9 and 10!

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Chris G 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @sidneypaget.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

#WhatsExtraAboutMe is I can think of jokes on any subject. Apart from the ownership of getting over a fence into a field. No issues with those who do, but it’s just not my stile. Ok, do a joke about beavers. Dam, I can’t think of one…..

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