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Gays of Hormuz

@gaysofhormuz.bsky.social
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Gays of Hormuz @gaysofhormuz.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Walter White: You're Goddamn Right
ALT: Walter White: You're Goddamn Right
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Cait Gladow @nolanolegal.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Submitted without comment, but with much mirth.
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Some Random Dave @somerandomdave.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
"I'm not worried about the trans, I'm not worried about the gays, I'm worried about the straights, like the Straights of Hormuz, where the US has suffered it's most significant defeat since 1812, raising your gas prices in a way they're willing to kill some poor high school kids to distract from."
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Firkin on Film @brain-string.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Yeah,but what the gays of Hormuz?..
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T Lee Keene @tleekeene.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Nope... GAYS of Hormuz
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Kc Nevijay @kcnevijay.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Since Trump wants to make up his own names for geographical bodies of water, why not just change all the straits in the world to gays: The Gay of Hormuz, The Gay of Gilbraltar, the Strait of Grindr.
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Gays of Hormuz @gaysofhormuz.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Blake, yes, but on the other hand
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Bote Man @boteball.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
They need to form a protest/satire group like The Capitol Steps to sing and dance in mockery of the eternally lame duck Congress. Call them The Gays of Hormuz or sumpin.
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dio @satyronmars.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
our trivia team name is the gays of hormuz
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Lil Guff Boy @tomguff.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Oman, am i embarrassed!
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LawrieBhoy 🍀 @lawriebhoy.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Isn’t it homophobic that we all totally ignore the Gays of Hormuz?
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Gays of Hormuz @gaysofhormuz.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Who's we?
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Bated Breath Ophelia @opheliabelladonna.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
2026 inspired band names Undead President Dead Senators Gays of Hormuz Trans-Actional Revolution Keep it rolling!
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Mids Meinberg @meinberg.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
“gays of hormuz” is that anything?
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Zef ⏾ comms open ִ ࣪𖤐 @kzef.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Once again its up to the gays of hormuz 🙄
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Morris Mitchener @willstonsil.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
They're renaming thdm The Gays of Hormuz
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NotQuietMode_M.D. @notquietmodemd.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
We can’t even open the Gays of Hormuz during Pride Month. (Happy Pride Month to all who celebrate 🏳️‍🌈)
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Peter Coles 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇮🇪 @telescoper.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
But what about the Gays of Hormuz?
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"cosmic enemy" "nicole" @cosmicenemy.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
they're saying it's the most ceased fire has ever been, folks; shipping magnates come up to me with tears in their eyes, we've never seen so little conflict in the straights, or even the gays of Hormuz
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ju @anonymous.bg · 05/07/2026
Gays of Hormuz
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By the seat of his pants…… @kv64.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
“Lots of oil getting out…..”am I missing something here with the Gays of Hormuz being closed.
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Chérry the Créature🍒 @apuppyisanangel.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Strait of Hormuz closed again because Pride Month is for the Gays of Hormuz
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Gays of Hormuz @gaysofhormuz.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Always open, friend.
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Fabucat1958 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @fabucat1958.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Or a queer punk band called Gays of Hormuz.
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Cosmic Raise @cosmicraise.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
No way 😂
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lifetimeachiever.bsky.social @lifetimeachiever.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Our deeply homophobic society has no concern for the gays of Hormuz
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serious-stuff.bsky.social @serious-stuff.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
I expect Trump to just walk away from his war with Iran, leaving Iran in charge of the Straights of Hormuz. Obviously, Trump would have left immediately if someone had said the war was actually over protecting the Gays of Hormuz.
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Gays of Hormuz @gaysofhormuz.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Hey
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industrialsmoot.bsky.social @industrialsmoot.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Hey - it was straits of hormuz not gays of hormuz so stop asking.
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Gays of Hormuz @gaysofhormuz.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
That's right
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Alex Andreou @sturdyalex.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
I said that a few weeks ago. If we just rename it “The Gays of Hormuz” neither MAGA nor the Iranian regime will want anything to do with it.
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Savonian Fella 🇫🇮 🇺🇦 🇪🇺 🇺🇸 @savonianfella.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
If Ukraine won't unblock Gays of Hormuz, Trump will wipe out some civilization, prolly the US-one.
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gcbyrne.bsky.social @gcbyrne.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
So when i got there my dad had already put our team name as 'The gays of hormuz'. The guy at the table next to us had a huge laugh when he heard Sparky the quizmaster call it out. Hope ya'll had fun and see you in a few weeks :D
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Gays of Hormuz @gaysofhormuz.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Lilah
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Milan Paurich @milanpaurich.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
“Karex, the world’s largest manufacturer of condoms, may have to raise their prices by 20 to 30 percent because of supply chain issues caused by the war. The price of condoms will affect the Strait of Hormuz and the gays of Hormuz, too, equally.” — JIMMY KIMMEL
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Super Nintendo Chalmers @snchalmers.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
“The recently opened strait of Hormuz?”
Jim Downey on the Conan podcast
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Dr Hugo Z Hackenbush @hugozhackenbush.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Gays of Hormuz remain stubbornly closed.
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a man is smiling and saying that he just stepped in a big pile of sassy
ALT: a man is smiling and saying that he just stepped in a big pile of sassy
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By the seat of his pants…… @kv64.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
However the Gays of Hormuz are on nightly at the local theatre
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Scott La Rock 🇨🇦 @scottlapstra.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Here for the Gays of Hormuz
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Pouffy Mono-Bosom @herrem.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
They'd be better off finding the gays of Hormuz, better dance scene
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Avery Hage @averyhage.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
They haven’t even acknowledged the existence of the gays of hormuz. Pretty fucked up if you ask me.
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Gays of Hormuz @gaysofhormuz.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Perhaps there are
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Junk Knuckles @lawnmowerpranks.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Are we even trying to do anything for the gays of hormuz
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oldwokeguy.bsky.social @oldwokeguy.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Wow. I didn't know that you actually existed. Consentingly, of course. 🤗
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Evelyne de Leeuw @evdle.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
What has the LGBTQI community to do with this!? If anything - the gays of Hormuz also want to be in on a deal.
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Gays of Hormuz @gaysofhormuz.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Tanker beard?
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 11/04/2026
i firmly believe that kennedy wants preventable diseases to rip through american communities since, in his warped mind, those who survive without vaccines will have proven themselves “healthy.”
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