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Dr Hugo Z Hackenbush @hugozhackenbush.bsky.social · 6h

@sherrodbrownoh.bsky.social @amyactonoh.bsky.social Please don't spend my campaign donation on ballrooms and arches.

Dr Hugo Z Hackenbush @hugozhackenbush.bsky.social · 7h

William Tell might very well be the most boring historical war movie I've ever seen. The main character has all the charisma of wet socks on a cold concrete floor.

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Dr Hugo Z Hackenbush @hugozhackenbush.bsky.social · 11h

Has he been tossing ethnic groups off towers?

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Dr Hugo Z Hackenbush @hugozhackenbush.bsky.social · 13h

90% of drag queens could take Hegseth in a fight.

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Dr Hugo Z Hackenbush @hugozhackenbush.bsky.social · 13h

This guy is what we call a "jock sniffer". Iykyk.

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Dr Hugo Z Hackenbush @hugozhackenbush.bsky.social · 13h

Let me translate: I want an all white, male, and "Christian"* armed forces. With accountability to no one except myself and Trump. Ego driven warriors not soldiers. Because soldiers follow lawful orders, abide by the military hierarchy, and work as a team. Christian Nationalism forever! *lol

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Dr Hugo Z Hackenbush @hugozhackenbush.bsky.social · 14h

One day furries will be able to pilot planes without prejudice.

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Dr Hugo Z Hackenbush @hugozhackenbush.bsky.social · 14h

I'm watching elderly people play bean bag toss. So much trash talk.

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Dr Hugo Z Hackenbush @hugozhackenbush.bsky.social · 18h

I wonder how much cash bought this statement.

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Dr Hugo Z Hackenbush @hugozhackenbush.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Amazon recall of acetaminophen. Recall all the things apparently.

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Dr Hugo Z Hackenbush @hugozhackenbush.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Ah Canada. Heathen land of syrups and fats. I bring you spices from exotic Cincinnati, in the form of chili!

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Skyline Chili: It's Skyline Time!

ALT: Skyline Chili: It's Skyline Time!

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Dr Hugo Z Hackenbush @hugozhackenbush.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

So I guess it's OK if other countries remove Americans to...say North Korea.

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Dr Hugo Z Hackenbush @hugozhackenbush.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

In Canada unit of combustible pet-rol-eum is 5 Bees per ponykeg.

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Dr Hugo Z Hackenbush @hugozhackenbush.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Canada is our Ned Flanders. Leave Ned Alone.

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Dr Hugo Z Hackenbush @hugozhackenbush.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I thought their nuclear weapons program was "obliterated".

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Dr Hugo Z Hackenbush @hugozhackenbush.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

So apparently there's a broccoli recall.

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Dr Hugo Z Hackenbush @hugozhackenbush.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Actor Dick Wilson portrayed Mr Whipple for Proctor and Gamble in over 500 commercials from 1964 to 1985. He was paid $300,000 a year for 12 days of work. #Hero

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Dr Hugo Z Hackenbush @hugozhackenbush.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I don't know why MAGA truckers are complaining about diesel prices. I've been to for years that their fuel was liberal tears.

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Dr Hugo Z Hackenbush @hugozhackenbush.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Battleship grey is for battleships. Is your Toyota Tercel a battleship? No.

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Dr Hugo Z Hackenbush @hugozhackenbush.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Spoiler: She voted with Trump 96% of the time. LoOk aT mE i'M a MoDeRaTe!

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Dr Hugo Z Hackenbush @hugozhackenbush.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Going to start a true crime podcast. Keeping all the dramatic pauses, red herrings, and interviews. But the focus will be on things like a lost flip flop in a parking lot, or why Emma is suddenly getting new appliances delivered.

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Dr Hugo Z Hackenbush @hugozhackenbush.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

CNN should just buy a fancier plane, paint it gold, and tell Trump he's not allowed be on it.

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Dr Hugo Z Hackenbush @hugozhackenbush.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Lot of talk about super intelligence instead of the preferable super wisdom.

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Dr Hugo Z Hackenbush @hugozhackenbush.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

The best television program of the 21st century is Green Acres because Green Acres transcends time and space.

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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

The moment you've all been waiting for: InfoWars: Theme Songs Vol. 1 is here. LISTEN NOW Spotify: bit.ly/4yeWXYx Apple Music: apple.co/4he9nds YouTube: bit.ly/4xE5ALb

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Dr Hugo Z Hackenbush @hugozhackenbush.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

A real power move would be to serve panda to Xi.

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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

fuck him up, Nancy

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Dr Hugo Z Hackenbush @hugozhackenbush.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Pepto Bismal is only pink and feminine because the government is hiding the blue and masculine tactical formula because of 9th wave feminists.

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Dr Hugo Z Hackenbush @hugozhackenbush.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I haven't been this excited since I saw Liberace's haunted piano.

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Dr Hugo Z Hackenbush @hugozhackenbush.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

But what if the furry pilot was a bird? Or a bat? Or pterodactyl? It seems flying a plane would be right in their wheelhouse.

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Dr Hugo Z Hackenbush @hugozhackenbush.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Insurance Adjuster: You're saying these destroyed artworks were worth 200k? Krysten Sinema: If not more! Adjuster: But this was clearly a painting of Emmett Kelly on black velvet. KS: No that was a Kandinsky. Adjuster: And this Precious Moments figurine? KS: Michelangelo. [Writes check for 200k]

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Dr Hugo Z Hackenbush @hugozhackenbush.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Rachel Dratch and Will Ferrell sitting in a hot tub could make a sketch out of this. Dratch: Lover, did I ever tell you about a long ago ex lover who destroyed my art collection? Ferrell: Because you denied him your earthly delights, my lover? Dratch: Because I denied him the last empanada.

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Dr Hugo Z Hackenbush @hugozhackenbush.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Ewwww. Not Party All The Time. There are limits

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Dr Hugo Z Hackenbush @hugozhackenbush.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Listen. Not everyone can be the prize pig at the county fair.

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Dr Hugo Z Hackenbush @hugozhackenbush.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I'm making a new friend. I'm in a parking lot and a guy pulls up next to me blasting reggae from his jeep. His poor rattling jeep. (Reggae is fine just not involuntarily) So I'm introducing him to Huey Lewis & The News.

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Spinal Tap: These Go To 11

ALT: Spinal Tap: These Go To 11

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Dr Hugo Z Hackenbush @hugozhackenbush.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

As consolation, I like to think when Trump issues his selective preemptive pardons, he'll forget hundreds of people and purposely leave others out.

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