Reposted by Lil Guff Boy🕸️ @holojester.bsky.social · 30/09/2026please do not interrupt me while im doing my nothing 1276
Lil Guff Boy @tomguff.bsky.social · 30/09/2026bring back broadsheets www.npr.org/2009/03/24/1...npr.orgThe Ink-Stained Wretch: A Hero For The Times?Do you rue the demise of the daily newspaper? Wouldn't it be wonderful if a tattered superhero could come to the rescue, battling the evil Internet Wiz and his dastardly Hand-held Device? Well, keep r... 100
Reposted by Lil Guff BoyGwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets. 206189135396
Lil Guff Boy @tomguff.bsky.social · 29/09/2026noise cancelling headphones that have loud speakers on the outside and they can run two different audio channels so i can listen to my podcasts while making everyone else on the bus listen to the chicken dance on repeat 010
Lil Guff Boy @tomguff.bsky.social · 29/09/2026i had to look up what PvPvE meant, which is becoming a very popular genre and... i miss when games had stories 000
Reposted by Lil Guff BoyNosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Me: *skips a rock perfectly across a pond* Fred Flintstone: OH NO MY CELL PHONE 18588147
Reposted by Lil Guff BoySophia Coprophage @allisonmick.bsky.social · 29/09/2026They said it couldn't be done but we've got EVEN MORE GREAT LAKES TALK over on substack. If you're not subscribed, get on board at allisonmickmakesmesick.substack.com 021
Reposted by Lil Guff Boy"commission me" -heron @thxnywy.art · 18/06/2025the tailor's keep #art 19856224
Lil Guff Boy @tomguff.bsky.social · 28/09/2026"but ai does all the work!" ...have you even played tabletop, that's the fun part 000
Reposted by Lil Guff BoyKotaku @kotaku.com · 28/09/2026UK’s Largest Tabletop Convention Bans AI kotaku.com/uks-largest-tabletop-con…kotaku.comUK’s Largest Tabletop Convention Bans AIAs AI generated material consumes much of the gaming and entertainment world, major tabletop players like UKGE refuse to roll the dice with the unpopular tech 111823
Reposted by Lil Guff Boy☀️ @stel.energy · 27/09/2026if we had a shape it would be the kaleidoscope through which we see each other in brilliant cascade it would be the the feeling of your hand on mine as we twist the lens and the thousand selves we become are all our selves 1277
Reposted by Lil Guff BoyCadenza 華彩樂 @eldritch.beauty · 27/09/2026more people would choose tea over coffee if not for the steep learning curve 7346
Lil Guff Boy @tomguff.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Zack Snyder came up with a peace plan for Iran: everyone changes their mother's name to Martha 000
Reposted by Lil Guff BoyJames Asmus @jamesasmus.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Hey comics artists: a new all-timer character design just dropped. 1832603477
Reposted by Lil Guff Boy🕸️ @holojester.bsky.social · 25/09/2026i like big whats and i cannot why 1223
Lil Guff Boy @tomguff.bsky.social · 25/09/2026i heard sailors with both eyes would wear an eye patch for the light pollution. they'd keep one eye under the patch so they could still see in the dark below deck 010
Lil Guff Boy @tomguff.bsky.social · 25/09/2026move over good hip hop, it's time for more atonal autotone hip hop 010
Reposted by Lil Guff BoyLos Angeles Times @latimes.com · 24/09/2026The Trump administration wants to make Head Start English only, altering learning for two-thirds of California children enrolled in the federal early childhood program. Read more ⬇️ www.latimes.com/california/s...latimes.comHow Trump's plan to make Head Start English-only would hit L.A. classroomsThe Trump administration wants to make Head Start English-only, altering learning for two-thirds of California children enrolled in the federal early childhood program. Critics say the plan goes again... 63620
Reposted by Lil Guff BoyCNN @cnn.com · 24/09/2026CNN was allowed back into the White House on Thursday at noon after a federal judge ordered the Trump administration to temporarily reinstate its access. Follow live updates: cnn.it/4AwJblG 8909
Reposted by Lil Guff BoyChristopher Wiggins @cwnewser.bsky.social · 24/09/2026SCOOP: We were invited to join NYC Mayor Zohran Mamdani and Prime Minister Rob Jetten of the Netherlands as the two visited the LGBTQ+ Center in Manhattan today. www.advocate.com/news/zohran-...advocate.comGay Dutch prime minister & Zohran Mamdani visit LGBTQ+ archive — and hear from young New Yorkers it servesRob Jetten, prime minister of the Netherlands, joined New York City Mayor Zohran Mamdani at a New York City LGBTQ+ center. 0166
Lil Guff Boy @tomguff.bsky.social · 24/09/2026i need at least 2 but no more than 4 hours ponderin' every day 010
Lil Guff Boy @tomguff.bsky.social · 22/09/2026we created an online workspace for better access to shared documents and calendars, but the security is so tight you have to log in with your retinas, but the retina scanner is so glitchy we all just bother IT until they let us in, but we're not supposed to do that and we're very sorry 120
Reposted by Lil Guff BoyMcSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 21/09/2026"We didn’t so much lie to you as tell you stories that were untrue. We hoped the stories would add magic to your childhood and reassure you that capitalism is a fair system for everyone, instead of one in which some people can’t afford insulin while other people are Jeff Bezos." buff.ly/KM3opmgmcsweeneys.netSon, You’re Old Enough to Know the Truth, There is No Such Thing as the “Invisible Hand of the Market”“You’ll probably hear this soon enough from the other kids on the playground anyway, so I might as well tell you. Santa isn’t real, the Tooth Fairy is imagin... 4501145
Lil Guff Boy @tomguff.bsky.social · 21/09/2026we cannot simply cole escola. we need to go to the poll escola 010
Reposted by Lil Guff Boy☀️ @stel.energy · 21/09/2026i need all of us everywhere to understand the power we have to materialize social infrastructure and i am watching that realization spread and its so good . it doesnt have to be baseball it can be anything 416629
Reposted by Lil Guff BoySeth Skorkowsky @sskorkowsky.bsky.social · 20/09/2026D&D peaked with the wiener-biting face-stabbing scorpadillo. And check out that snake. That's fucking peak snaking, I dare say. Heroes wore mawashi, kitty-ear head bands, and NOTHING ELSE. No scabbards no belts no backpacks. Grognards long for the golden age. An ago of wiener-biting & kitty ears 26766227
Reposted by Lil Guff Boy☀️ @stel.energy · 18/09/2026labors of love can be so brittle but we love and labor again 0274
Lil Guff Boy @tomguff.bsky.social · 17/09/2026etymology of Altadena is like a turducken. Pasadena is an Ojibwe word for valley, then it's modified by the word Alta which is Spanish, and the two words are combined in a way that feels distinctly English (kinda like the word turducken) 000
Lil Guff Boy @tomguff.bsky.social · 17/09/2026when a house is so cheap you start to wonder if they use American currency in that region 100
Lil Guff Boy @tomguff.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Creationeers: a biblical literalism anti science version of Captain Planet 000
Lil Guff Boy @tomguff.bsky.social · 15/09/2026rebooting Harry Potter but whenever they flick their wands it forms stripes of light blue, pink, and white 🪄 🏳️⚧️ 010
Lil Guff Boy @tomguff.bsky.social · 14/09/2026it's free friggin energy let's make so much more. let's cover everything in solar. let's make it so you gotta pay extra to *not* have solar panels. 010
Lil Guff Boy @tomguff.bsky.social · 14/09/2026in a land of toxic masculinity, the man who knows one thing about women is king 000
Lil Guff Boy @tomguff.bsky.social · 14/09/2026sarcasm is the laziest form of comedy because the only real audience is the person that intimately knows the comedian telling the joke 100
Reposted by Lil Guff Boyvena cava 🩸 @trannieoakley.blood.gay · 12/09/2026ok but that's a crazy name for a kid 12306255
Reposted by Lil Guff BoyPBS News @pbsnews.org · 12/09/2026Health officials on Friday declared an end to this year’s cyclospora outbreak, which was the largest in U.S. history. The FDA expressed confidence that the recalled iceberg lettuce related to this particular outbreak is now off the market. 236320
Lil Guff Boy @tomguff.bsky.social · 12/09/2026if you like ai so much why don't you marry it #boom #roasted 000
Lil Guff Boy @tomguff.bsky.social · 11/09/2026how DARE they something that seems fucked up when taken out of context 000
Lil Guff Boy @tomguff.bsky.social · 11/09/2026on this day of remembrance, we must recommit ourselves to defending our plutocratic and kleptocratic allies against the scourge of popular democracy and socialized healthcare 100
Reposted by Lil Guff BoyJaws @jaws-stone.bsky.social · 11/09/2026I adore when there's been heavy downpour, and the traffic light reflects in the wet concrete. 2637
Lil Guff Boy @tomguff.bsky.social · 11/09/2026wishflation: used to be you found one lamp and it got you 3 wishes, but nowadays you gotta find a baker's dozen dragonballs for one measly wish. 000