Sign in

Lil Guff Boy

@tomguff.bsky.social
812 followers 513 following 3.4K posts

Transit enthusiast living in Los Angeles. I don't like white supremacy. He/him/they. Ask me about playing role playing games, always looking for cool people.

PostsRepliesMedia
Reposted by Lil Guff Boy
🕸️ @holojester.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
please do not interrupt me while im doing my nothing
1276
Lil Guff Boy @tomguff.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
bring back broadsheets www.npr.org/2009/03/24/1...
npr.org
The Ink-Stained Wretch: A Hero For The Times?
Do you rue the demise of the daily newspaper? Wouldn't it be wonderful if a tattered superhero could come to the rescue, battling the evil Internet Wiz and his dastardly Hand-held Device? Well, keep r...
100
Reposted by Lil Guff Boy
Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.
A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with 
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future
206189135396
Lil Guff Boy @tomguff.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
noise cancelling headphones that have loud speakers on the outside and they can run two different audio channels so i can listen to my podcasts while making everyone else on the bus listen to the chicken dance on repeat
010
Lil Guff Boy @tomguff.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i had to look up what PvPvE meant, which is becoming a very popular genre and... i miss when games had stories
000
Reposted by Lil Guff Boy
NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Me: *skips a rock perfectly across a pond* Fred Flintstone: OH NO MY CELL PHONE
18588147
Lil Guff Boy @tomguff.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
🚢 ⚓ 🌊🌊🌊 🌙
000
Reposted by Lil Guff Boy
Sophia Coprophage @allisonmick.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
They said it couldn't be done but we've got EVEN MORE GREAT LAKES TALK over on substack. If you're not subscribed, get on board at allisonmickmakesmesick.substack.com
021
Reposted by Lil Guff Boy
"commission me" -heron @thxnywy.art · 18/06/2025
the tailor's keep #art
a scene of a castle shaped like a sewing machine
19856224
Lil Guff Boy @tomguff.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"but ai does all the work!" ...have you even played tabletop, that's the fun part
000
Reposted by Lil Guff Boy
Kotaku @kotaku.com · 28/09/2026
UK’s Largest Tabletop Convention Bans AI kotaku.com/uks-largest-tabletop-con…
kotaku.com
UK’s Largest Tabletop Convention Bans AI
As AI generated material consumes much of the gaming and entertainment world, major tabletop players like UKGE refuse to roll the dice with the unpopular tech
111823
Reposted by Lil Guff Boy
☀️ @stel.energy · 27/09/2026
if we had a shape it would be the kaleidoscope through which we see each other in brilliant cascade it would be the the feeling of your hand on mine as we twist the lens and the thousand selves we become are all our selves
1277
Reposted by Lil Guff Boy
Cadenza 華彩樂 @eldritch.beauty · 27/09/2026
more people would choose tea over coffee if not for the steep learning curve
7346
Lil Guff Boy @tomguff.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Zack Snyder came up with a peace plan for Iran: everyone changes their mother's name to Martha
000
Reposted by Lil Guff Boy
James Asmus @jamesasmus.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Hey comics artists: a new all-timer character design just dropped.
I honestly don't know how to explain.  Fascinating little powerhouse of a guy with truly unique hair / beard hyper-stylized combo
1832603477
Lil Guff Boy @tomguff.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
royal families are just generational fascists
011
Reposted by Lil Guff Boy
🕸️ @holojester.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i like big whats and i cannot why
1223
Lil Guff Boy @tomguff.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i heard sailors with both eyes would wear an eye patch for the light pollution. they'd keep one eye under the patch so they could still see in the dark below deck
010
Reposted by Lil Guff Boy
☀️ @stel.energy · 25/09/2026
new york city pirate: im buccaneer
1213
Lil Guff Boy @tomguff.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
move over good hip hop, it's time for more atonal autotone hip hop
010
Reposted by Lil Guff Boy
m @mjjii.com · 24/09/2026
digital art. a donut shop with a tall sign next to it that says donuts. there is a mysterious beam of light shining down on the shop. the same color light is coming out of the windows and door
1436653
Reposted by Lil Guff Boy
Los Angeles Times @latimes.com · 24/09/2026
The Trump administration wants to make Head Start English only, altering learning for two-thirds of California children enrolled in the federal early childhood program. Read more ⬇️ www.latimes.com/california/s...
latimes.com
How Trump's plan to make Head Start English-only would hit L.A. classrooms
The Trump administration wants to make Head Start English-only, altering learning for two-thirds of California children enrolled in the federal early childhood program. Critics say the plan goes again...
63620
Reposted by Lil Guff Boy
CNN @cnn.com · 24/09/2026
CNN was allowed back into the White House on Thursday at noon after a federal judge ordered the Trump administration to temporarily reinstate its access. Follow live updates: cnn.it/4AwJblG
8909
Reposted by Lil Guff Boy
Christopher Wiggins @cwnewser.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
SCOOP: We were invited to join NYC Mayor Zohran Mamdani and Prime Minister Rob Jetten of the Netherlands as the two visited the LGBTQ+ Center in Manhattan today. www.advocate.com/news/zohran-...
advocate.com
Gay Dutch prime minister & Zohran Mamdani visit LGBTQ+ archive — and hear from young New Yorkers it serves
Rob Jetten, prime minister of the Netherlands, joined New York City Mayor Zohran Mamdani at a New York City LGBTQ+ center.
0166
Lil Guff Boy @tomguff.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
i need at least 2 but no more than 4 hours ponderin' every day
010
Lil Guff Boy @tomguff.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
we created an online workspace for better access to shared documents and calendars, but the security is so tight you have to log in with your retinas, but the retina scanner is so glitchy we all just bother IT until they let us in, but we're not supposed to do that and we're very sorry
120
Reposted by Lil Guff Boy
McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 21/09/2026
"We didn’t so much lie to you as tell you stories that were untrue. We hoped the stories would add magic to your childhood and reassure you that capitalism is a fair system for everyone, instead of one in which some people can’t afford insulin while other people are Jeff Bezos." buff.ly/KM3opmg
mcsweeneys.net
Son, You’re Old Enough to Know the Truth, There is No Such Thing as the “Invisible Hand of the Market”
“You’ll probably hear this soon enough from the other kids on the playground anyway, so I might as well tell you. Santa isn’t real, the Tooth Fairy is imagin...
4501145
Lil Guff Boy @tomguff.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
we cannot simply cole escola. we need to go to the poll escola
010
Reposted by Lil Guff Boy
☀️ @stel.energy · 21/09/2026
i need all of us everywhere to understand the power we have to materialize social infrastructure and i am watching that realization spread and its so good . it doesnt have to be baseball it can be anything
416629
Reposted by Lil Guff Boy
Seth Skorkowsky @sskorkowsky.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
D&D peaked with the wiener-biting face-stabbing scorpadillo. And check out that snake. That's fucking peak snaking, I dare say. Heroes wore mawashi, kitty-ear head bands, and NOTHING ELSE. No scabbards no belts no backpacks. Grognards long for the golden age. An ago of wiener-biting & kitty ears
26766227
Reposted by Lil Guff Boy
☀️ @stel.energy · 18/09/2026
labors of love can be so brittle but we love and labor again
0274
Lil Guff Boy @tomguff.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
etymology of Altadena is like a turducken. Pasadena is an Ojibwe word for valley, then it's modified by the word Alta which is Spanish, and the two words are combined in a way that feels distinctly English (kinda like the word turducken)
000
Lil Guff Boy @tomguff.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
when a house is so cheap you start to wonder if they use American currency in that region
100
Reposted by Lil Guff Boy
dave to the k @dave-tothe-k.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
A rendering of the Metroid, with the main character tackling and attacking an alien. They have the alien pinned with one hand, that's glowing with pink energy, and the other arm is raised with a gun arm, ready to shoot or punch. In a metroid font it reads "BE KIND you stupid bitch"
051
Lil Guff Boy @tomguff.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Creationeers: a biblical literalism anti science version of Captain Planet
000
Lil Guff Boy @tomguff.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
rebooting Harry Potter but whenever they flick their wands it forms stripes of light blue, pink, and white 🪄 🏳️‍⚧️
010
Lil Guff Boy @tomguff.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
it's free friggin energy let's make so much more. let's cover everything in solar. let's make it so you gotta pay extra to *not* have solar panels.
010
Lil Guff Boy @tomguff.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
in a land of toxic masculinity, the man who knows one thing about women is king
000
Lil Guff Boy @tomguff.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
sarcasm is the laziest form of comedy because the only real audience is the person that intimately knows the comedian telling the joke
100
Reposted by Lil Guff Boy
vena cava 🩸 @trannieoakley.blood.gay · 12/09/2026
ok but that's a crazy name for a kid
12306255
Reposted by Lil Guff Boy
☀️ @stel.energy · 12/09/2026
cruspy chusp
061
Reposted by Lil Guff Boy
PBS News @pbsnews.org · 12/09/2026
Health officials on Friday declared an end to this year’s cyclospora outbreak, which was the largest in U.S. history. The FDA expressed confidence that the recalled iceberg lettuce related to this particular outbreak is now off the market.
236320
Lil Guff Boy @tomguff.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
one two three four i call a proxy war
000
Lil Guff Boy @tomguff.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
if you like ai so much why don't you marry it #boom #roasted
000
Lil Guff Boy @tomguff.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
how DARE they something that seems fucked up when taken out of context
000
Lil Guff Boy @tomguff.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
*context needed* (apply to all bsky threads)
000
Lil Guff Boy @tomguff.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
#visigothvisibility
000
Lil Guff Boy @tomguff.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
on this day of remembrance, we must recommit ourselves to defending our plutocratic and kleptocratic allies against the scourge of popular democracy and socialized healthcare
100
Reposted by Lil Guff Boy
Jaws @jaws-stone.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I adore when there's been heavy downpour, and the traffic light reflects in the wet concrete.
2637
Lil Guff Boy @tomguff.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
wishflation: used to be you found one lamp and it got you 3 wishes, but nowadays you gotta find a baker's dozen dragonballs for one measly wish.
000