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Gays of Hormuz

@gaysofhormuz.bsky.social
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<Insert Govt Name> @bmor21.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
When Trump's War is still going June of next year you have to refer to it as "The Gay of Hormuz"
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covfefearabica.bsky.social @covfefearabica.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
He could not manage the straight of hormuz. So he thinks of it as the Gay of hormuz now
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DublinBlade84 @dublinblade84.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Gay of #Hormuz from now on
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Ancom Anthony 🚩🏴 @ancomanthony.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Gay of Hormuz
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Gays of Hormuz @gaysofhormuz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Don't lump us in with these idiots
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Gays of Hormuz @gaysofhormuz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
That's right
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Gays of Hormuz @gaysofhormuz.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Walter White: You're Goddamn Right
ALT: Walter White: You're Goddamn Right
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Cait Gladow @nolanolegal.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Submitted without comment, but with much mirth.
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Some Random Dave @somerandomdave.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
"I'm not worried about the trans, I'm not worried about the gays, I'm worried about the straights, like the Straights of Hormuz, where the US has suffered it's most significant defeat since 1812, raising your gas prices in a way they're willing to kill some poor high school kids to distract from."
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Firkin on Film @brain-string.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Yeah,but what the gays of Hormuz?..
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T Lee Keene @tleekeene.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Nope... GAYS of Hormuz
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Kc Nevijay @kcnevijay.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Since Trump wants to make up his own names for geographical bodies of water, why not just change all the straits in the world to gays: The Gay of Hormuz, The Gay of Gilbraltar, the Strait of Grindr.
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Gays of Hormuz @gaysofhormuz.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Blake, yes, but on the other hand
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Gays of Hormuz @gaysofhormuz.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Miri they are though!
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Gays of Hormuz @gaysofhormuz.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Hey now
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Bote Man @boteball.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
They need to form a protest/satire group like The Capitol Steps to sing and dance in mockery of the eternally lame duck Congress. Call them The Gays of Hormuz or sumpin.
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spooky dio @satyronmars.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
our trivia team name is the gays of hormuz
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Lil Guff Boy @tomguff.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Oman, am i embarrassed!
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LawrieBhoy 🍀 @lawriebhoy.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Isn’t it homophobic that we all totally ignore the Gays of Hormuz?
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Gays of Hormuz @gaysofhormuz.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Who's we?
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Gays of Hormuz @gaysofhormuz.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Tom, we've been here a while
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Full of Bones Ophelia @opheliabelladonna.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
2026 inspired band names Undead President Dead Senators Gays of Hormuz Trans-Actional Revolution Keep it rolling!
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Gays of Hormuz @gaysofhormuz.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Already have the paperwork filed
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Gays of Hormuz @gaysofhormuz.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
He's a senator, they have one in the office next to the parlimentarian
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Gays of Hormuz @gaysofhormuz.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
This asshole again
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Gays of Hormuz @gaysofhormuz.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
You don't think they can find a stylist to pop over?
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Gays of Hormuz @gaysofhormuz.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Lol no Ro sucks
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Mids Meinberg @meinberg.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
“gays of hormuz” is that anything?
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Zef ⏾ comms open ִ ࣪𖤐 @kzef.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Once again its up to the gays of hormuz 🙄
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Morris Mitchener @willstonsil.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
They're renaming thdm The Gays of Hormuz
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NotQuietMode_M.D. @notquietmodemd.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
We can’t even open the Gays of Hormuz during Pride Month. (Happy Pride Month to all who celebrate 🏳️‍🌈)
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Peter Coles 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇮🇪 @telescoper.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
But what about the Gays of Hormuz?
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the nicole community @cosmicenemy.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
they're saying it's the most ceased fire has ever been, folks; shipping magnates come up to me with tears in their eyes, we've never seen so little conflict in the straights, or even the gays of Hormuz
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ju @anonymous.bg · 05/07/2026
Gays of Hormuz
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By the seat of his pants…… @kv64.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
“Lots of oil getting out…..”am I missing something here with the Gays of Hormuz being closed.
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Gays of Hormuz @gaysofhormuz.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Peter, we've been asking the same.
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Chérry the Créature🍒 @apuppyisanangel.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Strait of Hormuz closed again because Pride Month is for the Gays of Hormuz
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Gays of Hormuz @gaysofhormuz.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Always open, friend.
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Fabucat1958 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @fabucat1958.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Or a queer punk band called Gays of Hormuz.
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Gays of Hormuz @gaysofhormuz.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
We are timeless and without form
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Gays of Hormuz @gaysofhormuz.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Definitely something!
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Gays of Hormuz @gaysofhormuz.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
All in on solar for sure
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Cosmic Raise @cosmicraise.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
No way 😂
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Gays of Hormuz @gaysofhormuz.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Not really our style but we ain't jacket narcs
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lifetimeachiever.bsky.social @lifetimeachiever.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Our deeply homophobic society has no concern for the gays of Hormuz
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Gays of Hormuz @gaysofhormuz.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Still kicking!
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serious-stuff.bsky.social @serious-stuff.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
I expect Trump to just walk away from his war with Iran, leaving Iran in charge of the Straights of Hormuz. Obviously, Trump would have left immediately if someone had said the war was actually over protecting the Gays of Hormuz.
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Gays of Hormuz @gaysofhormuz.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
We said no such thing
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Gays of Hormuz @gaysofhormuz.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Yeah buddy what's up?
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Gays of Hormuz @gaysofhormuz.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Hey
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