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Paul Mall

@gayslay.com
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he/him, aspiring tree

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Paul Mall @gayslay.com · 29/09/2026
Maybe
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Paul Mall @gayslay.com · 25/09/2026
Me, sowing: “I’m never going to have to reap this”
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Jane @jane.meangirls.online · 21/09/2026
same energy
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a classroom of young students are sitting at their desks. The teacher responds to a question from a crustacean sitting in the back row, “No… a Japanese spider crab can’t run for office.” Panel 2: the spider crab is hard at work, leafing through a pile of books in a dimly lit library. Panel 3: the spider crab stands proudly at a podium in front of a crowd; behind him is the American Flag. People in the crowd are excitedly cheering, video recording the crab on their phones, and holding a flag that reads: YES WE CRAB.
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Paul Mall @gayslay.com · 18/09/2026
I’m getting word that it is Friday
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Lots of rude comments but each of these items gives her a different stat boost and some of us care about gameplay
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Paul Mall @gayslay.com · 14/09/2026
Is this bot pretending to be Laura Loomer?
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Paul Mall @gayslay.com · 03/09/2026
This clip reminded me that Biden appointed the Republican CEO of Quibi to be the US Ambassador to Kenya for some reason
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Paul Mall @gayslay.com · 02/09/2026
I would never be caught in any of these wacky horror movie situations because as soon as the camera eerily zoomed in on something, I’d be running in the opposite direction
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mgayultra @mgayultra.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
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Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
This kind of mixed use urban planning is illegal in America
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Paul Mall @gayslay.com · 26/08/2026
Me: Have I ever gotten you to play a dark souls game or elden ring? Spencer: I will not be playing dark souls
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Paul Mall @gayslay.com · 22/08/2026
Arm
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lyssa ✨ @lyssahh.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
i know a lot of people want armor equality for both masculine and feminine characters, and think that a lot of feminine armor is ridiculous in particular, which i totally agree with but specifically i'm the flavor where regardless of identity i want them to be dressed like an impractical slut
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Paul Mall @gayslay.com · 19/08/2026
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Paul Mall @gayslay.com · 01/08/2026
Looked at 1999 and the first word is “active shooter” lmao
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Paul Mall @gayslay.com · 31/07/2026
Has there ever been a case where someone apologized for their posts after public criticism, and that actually appeased the critics? We’ve cultivated an online environment where ignoring people who criticize you until they are bored genuinely seems like the only sound strategy.
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Paul Mall @gayslay.com · 27/07/2026
Do you ever dislike a piece of media, but don’t want to voice that opinion because a lot of other people are hating on it in bad faith?
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Paul Mall @gayslay.com · 23/07/2026
Sorry to Obsession, but every movie with a dead cat is a flop
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Sridhar Ramesh @radishharmers.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
I don't give a shit what the Founding Fathers thought. They also thought it was good to beat prey viciously with animal bones and to howl at a large black monolith.
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Helena Fitzgerald @hellafitzgerald.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
what’s the Odyssey about? I’m so glad you asked
the ancient “don’t email my wife” meme, there’s a beige suburban house with 
“STOP NOW 
don’t email my wife!!!!”
written on the white garage doors in red paint
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mgayultra @mgayultra.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
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Paul Mall @gayslay.com · 10/07/2026
What caused the uwusmolbeanification of mental illness?
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Dawn Whiteside Rubin @dd-rubin.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
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Paul Mall @gayslay.com · 10/07/2026
Haven’t actually seen any garlic discourse but have seen a lot of people attempting jokes about “jarlic”
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onion person @junlper.beer · 10/07/2026
an absolutely incredible hillary clinton post that flew under the radar yesterday. the 23 state solution
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Paul Mall @gayslay.com · 10/07/2026
I spoke to my old friend Mitch McConnell this morning. We talked for just shy of 20 minutes about Cats (2019). He spoke enthusiastically about the butthole cut (which was provided to the senate), insisting that its release would have made the movie a massive commercial success.
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Paul Mall @gayslay.com · 09/07/2026
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Paul Mall @gayslay.com · 08/07/2026
A lot of you on here underestimate how easy it is to drive otherwise uninterested people to oppose you just by being annoying.
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Paul Mall @gayslay.com · 06/07/2026
Sunday
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Paul Mall @gayslay.com · 01/07/2026
Ready or Not (2019)
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Paul Mall @gayslay.com · 30/06/2026
You should be able to commit acts of vigilante violence as an alternative to jury duty
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Paul Mall @gayslay.com · 28/06/2026
Arm
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Paul Mall @gayslay.com · 27/06/2026
A dark souls game where the poison swamp level is the reflecting pool
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Paul Mall @gayslay.com · 27/06/2026
Train
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Paul Mall @gayslay.com · 26/06/2026
Is is more about the cha chang cha chang or the ba blang ba blang?
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Paul Mall @gayslay.com · 24/06/2026
Sweaty
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Paul Mall @gayslay.com · 23/06/2026
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Kath Barbadoro @kathbarbadoro.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Broke: midsommar is a movie about bad relationships Woke: midsommar is a movie about white supremacists Bespoke: midsommar is a movie about how grad students should be killed
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zlorpl.bsky.social @zlorpl.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
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Paul Mall @gayslay.com · 19/06/2026
Getting word that today is Friday
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Skylinex13 @skylinex13.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
him getting smaller and smaller as he approaches it until it becomes clear he could open the handle with his teeth is the funniest perspective trick I've ever seen
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Paul Mall @gayslay.com · 10/06/2026
I’m sorry, if I have to go off the app and onto the website to use group chats, it’s not happening
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Paul Mall @gayslay.com · 08/06/2026
Having a chopped unc salad
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Paul Mall @gayslay.com · 07/06/2026
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Paul Mall @gayslay.com · 07/06/2026
The wife in original Hellraiser movie looks like she’s cosplaying David Bowie the entire time
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Paul Mall @gayslay.com · 25/05/2026
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Paul Mall @gayslay.com · 21/05/2026
I think I would be bad at all aspects of the show survivor
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Paul Mall @gayslay.com · 18/05/2026
Feels like everyone above the age of 35 is obsessed with AI, we are so cooked
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Paul Mall @gayslay.com · 15/05/2026
“Not my pig, not my farm” is one of my favorite sayings
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