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gavin ewbank @gavinewbank.bsky.social · 18h

I said something so positive and factually true about Perelman on this week’s @orlandosoccershow.bsky.social that Kyle actually sent me a death threat afterwards. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...

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Episode 20: Saying Something Positive

Podcast Episode · The Orlando Soccer Show · October 6 · 1h 6m

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Bill DiFilippo @billdifilippo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

kinda strange how the yankees are usually bad at the same things under aaron boone. probably nothing to that.

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Sam @samlindauer.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

For an org that gave a shit, this would be a fitting end to the Boone era

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gavin ewbank @gavinewbank.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

actually impressive to be this bad now

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Pinstripe Alley @pinstripealley.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

lmao these Yankees are doing things literally not seen since they were playing segregated with a grimy-ass ball and with dudes named Hobe Ferris & Chick Brandom

The Yankees are the 3rd team in MLB history with 3 errors in an opening inning.

The other two: the 1903 Red Sox and 1909 Tigers.

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gavin ewbank @gavinewbank.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

just gotta run it back one more time, next year will be the year. I promise.

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gavin ewbank @gavinewbank.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

this is the gayest thing I’ve ever heard

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Pinstripe Alley @pinstripealley.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

please break up this no-hitter Austin Wells, it’s very embarrassing

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Monkeys Paw Grabs

ALT: Monkeys Paw Grabs

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gavin ewbank @gavinewbank.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

i don’t even know how to process that

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gavin ewbank @gavinewbank.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

the person that decided to go all-in on liberty biberty is a bluesky user, i just can't prove it

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gavin ewbank @gavinewbank.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

that wells challenge was an early “BANG!“ moment

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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I don't think they'll ever recreate what it was like to be on twitter in the 2010s. Soap opera stuff happening constantly. Poster you were vaguely aware of involved in federal fentanyl bust. Poster whose jokes you occasionally liked posed as his aunt (or wife?) for 6 years. Pastor who steals jokes

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gavin ewbank @gavinewbank.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I have never in my life doubted the New York Yankees

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gavin ewbank @gavinewbank.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Turns out having starting pitchers still matters in the postseason.

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Andy Craig @andycraig.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

One, this hilariously outs who all got the talking points in advance and how blatantly they parrot those. Two, Schmitt really thought today he'd launch himself to the VP nomination and with that a decent shot at the presidency down the line. Instead this is the only thing he'll be remembered for.

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David Evans @dkevans2.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Chris Hansen (interrogation voice): “it’s 2:30 in the morning, what am I supposed to make of this?” The Grinch (eyes to floor): “I shwear I’m only here for the Chrishmas preshents” Chris Hansen (narration voice): “with the Whoville PD waiting outside, our green suspect has been caught red handed.”

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gavin ewbank @gavinewbank.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

the astros celebratring their division-winning .500 record in a triple-a clubhouse is appropriate

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gavin ewbank @gavinewbank.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Verlander, for me, represents the last act of the mid-2000s baseball era when I fell in love with the game. When I think of watching baseball at 10 years old, he’s one of the first guys that come to mind.

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gavin ewbank @gavinewbank.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

have really only ever known an mlb with verlander in it. another special baseball moment.

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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Oh man, I just thought of a guy that has to already has to exist. Broke guy who buys and displays one of those money counting machines to impress dates

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maple cocaine @maplecocaine.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

The thing about trying to appeal to right wing bigots is that right wing bigots are all stupid idiots who get 100% of their news from propagandists so they will never actually find out that you were trying to appeal to them in the first place

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steve blueberry @steve.racing · 23/09/2026

Somebody is going to open their Spotify wrapped in December and find they’re the top listener of the Wendy’s emo album

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Preeti Chhibber @runwithskizzers.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

all these people sound like this:

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gavin ewbank @gavinewbank.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

can the Yankees stop letting these bums make their own decisions

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WIRED @wired.com · 21/09/2026

For our WIRED Women cover, Patti Harrison plays five (well, actually six) of the current masters of the universe—Elon Musk, Sam Altman, Dario Amodei, Mark Zuckerberg, and Jeff Bezos (with Lauren Sánchez Bezos by his side). 🔗 www.wired.com/tag/wired-wo...

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rob @ok-but-still.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

A24's 40 Year Old Virgin mads mikkelsen: do you know how i know you awre pwobably homosexual? you collect action figures. (dissonant orchestra) robert pattinson (hands shaking on controller) can we just play mortal kombat? mads mikkelsen: our couwrse we can. we awlready awre.

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Cullen @hellocullen.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

the wet bandits trying to rob a house

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gavin ewbank @gavinewbank.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Orlando firing Seb Hines just a couple of days before Vlatko left Kansas City created a little speculation that he could wind up reuniting with his former colleague (Carducci) in Orlando, but I guess that wasn’t in the cards.

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gavin ewbank @gavinewbank.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

if judge got hurt I’m gonna end it all

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gavin ewbank @gavinewbank.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

saying this after two years of unilateral government control and total corporate capitulation

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gavin ewbank @gavinewbank.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

remembering the chair company “2 to 8 months, it’s really up to me.” so many bits.

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gavin ewbank @gavinewbank.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

yankees have a persistent way of making you think they’re not frauds before showing you again that they actually are frauds

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gavin ewbank @gavinewbank.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

one of the highlights of my trip to Cooperstown today was just how stunningly beautiful New York is driving through the mountains to get there. s tier state imo.

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Comfortably Numb @numb.comfortab.ly · 13/09/2026

So they realized they're in the gutter, no revenue in sight, operating at a tremendous loss, and suddenly decided to slow down "to save the humanity."

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